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|Quote (csadams @ April 02 2009,13:52)|
|Quote (Dr.GH @ April 02 2009,10:04)|
|Time variation of a fundamental dimensionless constant|
Authors: Robert J. Scherrer
Abstract: We examine the time variation of a previously-uninvestigated fundamental dimensionless constant. Constraints are placed on this time variation using historical measurements. A model is presented for the time variation, and it is shown to lead to an accelerated expansion for the universe. Directions for future research are discussed.
Egads . . . this appeared yesterday, right?
A number of colleagues were kind enough to comment
on the manuscript. For some reason they did not want
me to use their names, so I will identify them by their
initials: S. Dodelson, A.L. Melott, D.N. Spergel, and T.
That's a pretty subtle april fools. :) Not exactly supergluing the teacher to her chair. :p
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