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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,04:39   

If not, I plead the fifth. Or probably over half of it anyway. But I hope so.

First, Louis, you're a bastard for doin' that to your wife. But don't worry you'll suffer for it.

Some.

Does anyone have any of that good advise to offer the soon to be dad?

I do.

1. You don't get to even wonder if you might be right for just under 2 years. Serious. Don't do it. After that, it's back to however it was ( I don't need to know).

2. Water birth. Our youngest was a water birth but since the twins were c-section it was like a first. But I do have the two episodes to compare even though they were lots different due to twins, breach, emergency c-section and all, My better half was in labor about 5 hours first. It was like that girl in the scary movie when her head spun round.

The water birth wasn't just easier though. It was easy.

I even got to sit in the tub with her which was pretty cool.

I have confirmation that outward appearances matched inward appearances so this is how I tell it:

A water birth is like skydiving with a trick chute so you hit the ground a little fast. It hurts some but not like you'd think (consult a place that does them, they'll have videos to show you).*

Natural non water birth is like having a big old paratrooper style chute you have to open at like 200m or so.

Only it fails to open,.

But you live.

That's the other way.

Just sayin.

Anyway, hope you get a box of nice cubans.

Congrats.


ETA:* water births, not skydiving.

eta2: fixd some words.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,04:55   

Oh boy!

BWE: the idea is sound, but for the love of FSM, wait 'till you've sobered up, please.  :D

When your autocorrect is fixed, maybe you could edit your post for more readability?

By the way, on a forum I used to post on, they had a "drunken posting" thread. That would be a good idea, and would highly increase my post ratio...

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,05:05   

Buggeration BWE, we did this weeks ago on the Wall.

Thanks for the kind sentiment but can this thread be deleted/ignored/altered to the Drunken Posting Thread so we can get on with the business at hand, i.e. LOLCats, dick jokes, moron baiting and occasional science discussion.

Charming though it is to have lots of people congratulate you on something important, I am British and therefore get all embarrassed and uncomfortable. ;)

Louis

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,05:17   

B b but... It desedrves it's own thread.  ???  

I'll try to type slower but I have to put my face right down next to the keys and it's kinda scary. Looking up a second ago, I see it apparently helps the spelling though.

Anyway, no shit about the water birth. And everyone's got to put the advice into a thread. I mean, it's a huge deal. What are you 30 35, Your life as you knew it is about to end. You need advise Louis. Take my advice on this one. :D

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,06:38   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,05:05)
Thanks for the kind sentiment but can this thread be deleted/ignored/altered to the Drunken Posting Thread so we can get on with the business at hand, i.e. LOLCats, dick jokes, moron baiting and occasional science discussion.

Good idea!  I think I'll engage in some moron baiting......with LOLCats!

HA HA THIS IS BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,06:42   

Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,05:39)
Natural non water birth is like having a big old paratrooper style chute you have to open at like 200m or so.

THAT would pop the baby right out.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,06:56   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 20 2009,13:42)
Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,05:39)
Natural non water birth is like having a big old paratrooper style chute you have to open at like 200m or so.

THAT would pop the baby right out.

A friend I used to jump with once lost her contraceptive device (don't know the english term, in french it's sterilet) due to a very hard opening.

mmmhhh....yeah, could work all right.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,07:28   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,12:56)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 20 2009,13:42)
 
Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,05:39)
Natural non water birth is like having a big old paratrooper style chute you have to open at like 200m or so.

THAT would pop the baby right out.

A friend I used to jump with once lost her contraceptive device (don't know the english term, in french it's sterilet) due to a very hard opening.

mmmhhh....yeah, could work all right.

It's called an IUD (inter uterine device) or coil (little wiggly shaped device that goes into the uterus and prevents implantation).

Unless she was wearing a cap/dutch cap (little rubber disk that fits over the cervix) whilst skydiving, but since those are only worn when you are about to have sex I'm curious as to what she was planning to do mid sky dive....

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,07:33   

don't feed it after midnight.  and if it wants something give it to it, you must remember the little bugger will be in charge of what nursing home it puts you in.  and whiskey is great in a bottle, one for baby, one for daddy.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,07:51   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,14:28)
mmmhhh....yeah, could work all right.[/quote]
It's called an IUD (inter uterine device) or coil (little wiggly shaped device that goes into the uterus and prevents implantation).

Yep, that's the bunny. From what I understand, it didn't actually leave the premices, but got displaced in a bad way.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,08:06   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,07:51)
 
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,14:28)
mmmhhh....yeah, could work all right.

It's called an IUD (inter uterine device) or coil (little wiggly shaped device that goes into the uterus and prevents implantation).

Yep, that's the bunny. From what I understand, it didn't actually leave the premices, but got displaced in a bad way.[/quote]

Visual aids are always useful when explaining to the class...

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,09:04   

Fellow AtBC-ers:

Many things come to mind when I am reminded of Louis' imminent reproduction: Firstly, I am aghast that, in the imagined words of famed Canadian humorist Densey O'Leary, a well-known Brit toff has managed to sire offspring at all.

I'd sooner expect the corpse of Oscar Wilde to pop up out of the grave and announce his bethrothal to Gertrude Stein. I ask you, fellow denizens of the bar, is this the kind of world that we want to live in, where the english, well-known for their tiny, doll-like genitalia, are breeding willy-nilly, so to speak?

Secondly, should we continue to heap blame upon the memory of a man who has already been punished enough? As has been already mentioned, Divine Providence has seen fit to plague the English with Margaret Thatcher,Louis (a kind of hairier, yet oddly less male Maggie), miniscule sex organs, Louis and British "cuisine" -- have we no mercy? Can we not seek, in the name of international diplomacy, and the very welfare of said forthcoming child  -- to wrest the babe from the clutches of such a fate?

It is on this final note that I wish to dwell, my friends.

As we have seen all too often in these hallowed pages, Louis is surely himself the spawn of the Dark Forces that beset mankind. In short, he is a pest of vast vocabulary, ambiguous parentry and suspect sexual proclivities. Yet, as we have learned from our many scientifical studies in nerdology and genetics...such "tendencies" as found in Louis often skip a generation, so that this child about to be born might in fact not be at all like his father, but rather a brilliant mind, focused and uncrippled by addiction to drink, drugs and lolcattery. In short, it may actually be somewhat like me, in my modest genius. I therefore raise a toast to a child that I'd be proud to consider my own, if he weren't my own, which he surely couldn't be because I'd never do such a thing. At least not while Louis could know. And he doesn't.

Raise your glasses to the future, my friends -- to the FUTURE! May The Noodly One save us all.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,09:20   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,09:04)
Fellow AtBC-ers:

Many things come to mind when I am reminded of Louis' imminent reproduction: Firstly, I am aghast that, in the imagined words of famed Canadian humorist Densey O'Leary, a well-known Brit toff has managed to sire offspring at all.

Rumor has it that he only managed to get the job done by taking advice from you.



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,10:21   

deadman - Outstanding!  

It gets my vote for Post of The Week - but I think Louis chairs the committee to approve them this week, so that might be a problem...

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,11:24   

Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,02:39)
If not, I plead the fifth. Or probably over half of it anyway. But I hope so.

First, Louis, you're a bastard for doin' that to your wife. But don't worry you'll suffer for it.

Some.

Does anyone have any of that good advise to offer the soon to be dad?

I do.

1. You don't get to even wonder if you might be right for just under 2 years. Serious. Don't do it. After that, it's back to however it was ( I don't need to know).

2. Water birth. Our youngest was a water birth but since the twins were c-section it was like a first. But I do have the two episodes to compare even though they were lots different due to twins, breach, emergency c-section and all, My better half was in labor about 5 hours first. It was like that girl in the scary movie when her head spun round.

The water birth wasn't just easier though. It was easy.

I even got to sit in the tub with her which was pretty cool.

I have confirmation that outward appearances matched inward appearances so this is how I tell it:

A water birth is like skydiving with a trick chute so you hit the ground a little fast. It hurts some but not like you'd think (consult a place that does them, they'll have videos to show you).*

Natural non water birth is like having a big old paratrooper style chute you have to open at like 200m or so.

Only it fails to open,.

But you live.

That's the other way.

Just sayin.

Anyway, hope you get a box of nice cubans.

Congrats.


ETA:* water births, not skydiving.

eta2: fixd some words.



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,11:25   

Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,03:17)
B b but... It desedrves it's own thread.  ???  

I'll try to type slower but I have to put my face right down next to the keys and it's kinda scary. Looking up a second ago, I see it apparently helps the spelling though.

Hold on to the floor, it'll keep you from falling off.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,11:39   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,15:04)
Fellow AtBC-ers:

Many things come to mind when I am reminded of Louis' imminent reproduction:

[SNIP egregious waffle]

Blah-di-fucking-blah.

At least I don't interfere with squirrels. Why even Carlson knows you do it, and uses a LOLSquirrel to illustrate it.

I've also noticed a disturbing tendency for Deadman and Arden to insinuate that they have been shagging my Mrs. I cam mildly concerned for them in this regard because I happen to know for a fact that neither of them have left their mother's basements for a sufficient period of time to get to a) the UK or b) any part of the USA that my wife has been to within a suitable timeframe.

Anyway, none of the standard banter is offensive, except for one teeny tiny bit. I am somehow like Margaret Thatcher? That, sir, goes TOO FAR! I shall have my seconds call upon you, your choice of weapons.

A picture of Deadman, yesterday:



HA!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,11:57   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,09:39)
I've also noticed a disturbing tendency for Deadman and Arden to insinuate that they have been shagging my Mrs. I cam mildly concerned for them in this regard because I happen to know for a fact that neither of them have left their mother's basements for a sufficient period of time to get to a) the UK or b) any part of the USA that my wife has been to within a suitable timeframe.

Well. No part of the USA that she's been to that you know of.

But really, this is all academic. If the baby is born with a unibrow, a big bushy moustache, a fez, profuse body hair, and curly toed shoes, you're home free. If not, don't say we didn't try and warn you.

 
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[SNIP egregious waffle]


Mmmmmmmm..... Egregious waffles.....



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:01   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,17:57)
[SNIP]

But really, this is all academic. If the baby is born with a unibrow, a big bushy moustache, a fez, profuse body hair, and curly toed shoes, you're home free. If not, don't say we didn't try and warn you.

[SNIP]

Skip the fez and curly toed shoes (we'll put them on afterwards) and the rest is about right. I'm not saying the moustache is big, but it was detectable on the 20 week ultrasound....

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:03   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,12:01)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,17:57)
[SNIP]

But really, this is all academic. If the baby is born with a unibrow, a big bushy moustache, a fez, profuse body hair, and curly toed shoes, you're home free. If not, don't say we didn't try and warn you.

[SNIP]

Skip the fez and curly toed shoes (we'll put them on afterwards) and the rest is about right. I'm not saying the moustache is big, but it was detectable on the 20 week ultrasound....

Louis

Louis, Junior?



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:07   

AAAAHHHH!!! TEH LUSKIN!!!!!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:10   

Egads who is that?

Louis

ETA: A speedy google revealed it was Luskin. Low blow Carlson, low blow. You are on notice. :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:19   

I'm always happy to hear of new developments in mammalian reproduction by means of division! The alternative is both too implausible and frightening to ponder.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:28   

Quote (dnmlthr @ Feb. 20 2009,18:19)
I'm always happy to hear of new developments in mammalian reproduction by means of division! The alternative is both too implausible and frightening to ponder.

Your abuse. It isn't subtle enough. Mind you it's a lot more pleasant than being compared to a creationist spawner.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:29   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:39)
[snip piffling poofistry]
none of the standard banter is offensive, except for one teeny tiny bit. I am somehow like Margaret Thatcher? That, sir, goes TOO FAR! I shall have my seconds call upon you, your choice of weapons.
HA!

Louis

I direct the court's attention to exhibit B,  a photo of Louis in his so-called  "lab" :


Notice the Thatcheresque hairstlye. I rest my case.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:30   

I'm far too clumsy.


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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,12:38   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,18:29)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:39)
[snip piffling poofistry]
none of the standard banter is offensive, except for one teeny tiny bit. I am somehow like Margaret Thatcher? That, sir, goes TOO FAR! I shall have my seconds call upon you, your choice of weapons.
HA!

Louis

I direct the court's attention to exhibit B,  a photo of Louis in his so-called  "lab" :


Notice the Thatcheresque hairstlye. I rest my case.

Ha! Ridiculous. I have brown eyes.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:06   

Very well, I'm declaring all-out war. Let us examine the evidence once more:
Carlson:

Louis:



Artist rendering:

Clear and unequivocal PROOF, my friends.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:12   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,11:06)
Very well, I'm declaring all-out war. Let us examine the evidence once more:
Carlson:

Louis:



Artist rendering:

Clear and unequivocal PROOF, my friends.

Well, that's it. Whatever Deadman's argument is, I'm convinced.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:20   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,13:06)
Very well, I'm declaring all-out war. Let us examine the evidence once more:

That is fine. But, before we rumble, I just have one question that I would like to ask you.

What is it, exactly, about this picture that you find so fascinating?  Because, I just don't get it.



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:20   

Louis, you might need this ---->



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:23   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,19:12)
[SNIP]

Well, that's it. Whatever Deadman's argument is, I'm convinced.

Hardly surprising since you are at the other end of the squirrel spit roast with him.

I need no defence against the vituperations of the insignificant and envious. You may carry on.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:34   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,19:20)
Louis, you might need this ---->


Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:36   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:23)
squirrel spit roast

Naw, that sounds more like an Erasmus type of thing.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:37   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:34)
My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough.

And let's not even talk about your appalling written Welsh and Turkish.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:38   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,19:36)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:23)
squirrel spit roast

Naw, that sounds more like an Erasmus type of thing.

'Ras eats 'em.

Deadman fucks 'em.

You, in both cases, take sloppy seconds.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:41   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,20:34)
Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

Wow! You did well. Almost perfect (only almost because "chose" is female and should be preceded by "cette"). Congrats!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:52   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,19:41)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,20:34)
Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

Wow! You did well. Almost perfect (only almost because "chose" is female and should be preceded by "cette"). Congrats!

BUGGER! I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss. C'est le* vie!

Louis

*I know, I know. It's a joke.

ETA: I do actually speak French, I just need to use it occasionally. A couple of days in France and I'm almost indistinguishable from a Norman (where I learnt most of my French, and picked up an atrocious Normandy accent).

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:00   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:52)
I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss.

Funny thing, that was exactly the reaction I had when I first met your dad.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:35   


And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

'Nuff said.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:41   

So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

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Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,14:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

Doktor Fraulein JLT sprechen sie Deutsch.

Bitte

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:16   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,14:35)
And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

You really should be nicer to me, Deadman. I am a little dismayed to be the recipient of mockery when I have gone to all the trouble of providing you new wank material.  Luckily, I am in a generous mood today. I will provide you one more sample of porn to sate your Sciuridaephilia. And, (Bonus!) this is one you can share with Davescot.



EDIT:Now if you will excuse me, I have to go get some chores done because I am going to meet up with ERV and attend a lecture by Casey Luskin.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:25   

Let me make my own contribution to this apparent new meme:

HA HA THIS IS DEADMAN:



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:38   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,15:16)
 
Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,14:35)
And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

You really should be nicer to me, Deadman. [snip irrelevancies]


EXCUSE ME!?!?! I was merely minding my own business when I was accosted, nay, assaulted by your vicious and unprovoked  attack in this very thread. That, along with your pandering to Louis' vile defamation of my sterling character only tells me that you're in league with Satan.

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,15:16)
EDIT:Now if you will excuse me, I have to go get some chores done because I am going to meet up with spurn the lovely ERV's presence and attend a lecture by make out with Casey Luskin.

FIFY

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Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,15:25)
Let me make my own contribution to this apparent new meme:

HA HA THIS IS DEADMAN:

[snip]

Et tu, Arden? ET TU?!?! Very well, then so it shall be. In the name of Freedonia, I declare war upon all of Sylvania.


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Et tu, Arden? ET TU?!?! Very well, then so it shall be. In the name of Freedonia, I declare war upon all of Sylvania.

Stand back everybody.  Deadman and Arden are going to fight!



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:52   

nothing wrong with eating them and fucking them.  of course it is usually in the reverse order.  reminds me of a story about a young doe...  i'll save it in anticipation of the tard fight

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nothing wrong with eating them and fucking them.  of course it is usually in the reverse order.  

Maybe you and Deadman can get together and rent some squirrel-on-squirrel movies.



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:57   

Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:06   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,16:57)
Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

You dog.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:19   

Quote (khan @ Feb. 20 2009,23:06)
 
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,16:57)
Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

You dog.



As an afterthought, maybe I should have put "Shame teh pussy gets all teh attenshun" to make it more obvious.

Damn!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:53   

Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,20:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

Yeah I can speak German, not as well as French but I can more than get by. Writing German...possibly with a bit of practise, I do all right with languages generally, I pick them up pretty fast, like I said, it's just a question of using them.

If I'm not mistaken though JLT is actually German (or at least writes German vastly better than I do judging by her blog ;) )

As for Normans and Normandy, love them, love Normandy. It's practically my favourite place on earth so you'll hear no derogatory comments on either from me. Anywhere that produces calvados is fine by me.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,17:01   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,20:00)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:52)
I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss.

Funny thing, that was exactly the reaction I had when I first met your dad.

That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

You win Teh Intarnets for at least an hour. Please use it wisely.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,18:00   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,18:01)
That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

When you go out for more, don't forget the diapers...

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,18:41   

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Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,18:01)
That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

When you go out for more, don't forget the diapers...

We're about 4 months away from diapers just yet.

Wait, do I really need to stock up THAT early?

Zowies, Cavey!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,19:13   

Thank you for telling me when I'm too much of a jerk, Louis. It's hard to balance when expressing yourself in a foreign language!

Edit: It wasn't meant to sound like a weak excuse. Sucking at english is no excuse, really.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,19:27   

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Thank you for telling me when I'm too much of a jerk, Louis. It's hard to balance when expressing yourself in a foreign language!

Whoa there partner! I never said you were being ANY amount of jerk. You were not in any way being a jerk, in ANY language.

Banter is expected, nay encouraged, around here. Banter away. If you're being a jerk, you'll be TOLD you're being a jerk, there will be no equivocation!

Don't worry. We're all really nice, honest.

Louis

P.S. I forget, what language would you prefer to be posting in?

ETA: It is actually SPECTACULARLY hard to offend me. It borders on the near impossible. If it happens, and it has yet to happen on the internet at all for me, you will know. Krakatoa will be a small eruption by comparison!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,22:10   

I can only assume it's a virgin birth.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,22:15   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,17:27)
ETA: It is actually SPECTACULARLY hard to offend me. It borders on the near impossible.

Hmmmm.... sounds like a dare!

Deadman, are you listening?

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,22:16   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,22:15)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,17:27)
ETA: It is actually SPECTACULARLY hard to offend me. It borders on the near impossible.

Hmmmm.... sounds like a dare!

Deadman, are you listening?

Deadman is hiding because he knows I found out his secret.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,05:19   

Damn me, haven't posted for ages and I totally missed this one! O well, better late then never: congrats with your little snotling Louis! May he make a fine church burner ;)

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,05:55   

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I can only assume it's a virgin birth.

That's what Dnmlthr was getting at.

However, not matter how disgusting the thought might be, this is not a case of parthenogenesis. Despite well over a decade in the lab and frequent contact with some very nasty chemicals indeed, my team of swimming geniuses appear to be fully functional. Hurrah! Go team!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,06:04   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,12:55)
Quote (Doc Bill @ Feb. 21 2009,04:10)
I can only assume it's a virgin birth.

That's what Dnmlthr was getting at.

However, not matter how disgusting the thought might be, this is not a case of parthenogenesis. Despite well over a decade in the lab and frequent contact with some very nasty chemicals indeed, my team of swimming geniuses appear to be fully functional. Hurrah! Go team!

Louis

I perceived Dnmlthr's opinion differently. In regard to what was being said by all the experienced dads here, he'd rather everyone reproduced by parthenogenesis instead of going through the stressful and painful process of regular childbirth.

I think that's the main reason why he apologized if he somehow came out as a jerk.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,06:24   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 21 2009,12:04)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,12:55)
 
Quote (Doc Bill @ Feb. 21 2009,04:10)
I can only assume it's a virgin birth.

That's what Dnmlthr was getting at.

However, not matter how disgusting the thought might be, this is not a case of parthenogenesis. Despite well over a decade in the lab and frequent contact with some very nasty chemicals indeed, my team of swimming geniuses appear to be fully functional. Hurrah! Go team!

Louis

I perceived Dnmlthr's opinion differently. In regard to what was being said by all the experienced dads here, he'd rather everyone reproduced by parthenogenesis instead of going through the stressful and painful process of regular childbirth.

I think that's the main reason why he apologized if he somehow came out as a jerk.

As far as I understand it parthenogenesis would still require a birth (painful or otherwise), it just wouldn't require a father.

Or did he mean that if parthenogenesis* occurred then we lads (not that there would be any lads at all) we could be in the pub whilst the women got on with all that tedious reproducing lark?

Either way the biology's a bit dodgy, and either way I certainly didn't think he was being a jerk of any sort.

The only good part is me + pub. What a good idea!

Louis

*ETA and I don't think he did. He said, and meant, division, v. different from parthenogenesis.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,06:39   

HA, HA this is me:


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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,06:41   

Ok, my bad, I did a bad mistake.

I wasn't thinking parthenogenesis, but division. Division is actualy the word he uses.

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I'm always happy to hear of new developments in mammalian reproduction by means of division! The alternative is both too implausible and frightening to ponder.


If you look at his phrase as a general statement, and not something directed at you, and in light of the great birth-tales that preceded it, I think the meaning is quite different.

Anyway, I'm all for the pub too, and if I can divide while having a beer, I won't be one to complain about having a new drinking buddy...:)

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,06:44   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 21 2009,12:41)
[SNIP]

Anyway, I'm all for the pub too, and if I can divide while having a beer, I won't be one to complain about having a new drinking buddy...:)

Pastis?

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Pastis?


I've overdosed on that a few years ago, but I'm quite partial to a nice glass of red wine before starting the real binge.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,07:24   

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Pastis?


I've overdosed on that a few years ago, but I'm quite partial to a nice glass of red wine before starting the real binge.

Red wine? But of course!

I do like a good claret, Bordeaux for preference, Margaux if I can get it (good Margaux is a) hard to find here and b) hard to afford when you do find it in the UK) and I prefer not to binge on (or after it).

Unless of course we are going to consume what I refer to as the "New World Fighting Wines", many of which are very nice and very good for a serious session which leaves you with liver damage.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,07:34   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,07:24)
I do like a good claret, Bordeaux for preference, Margaux if I can get it (good Margaux is a) hard to find here and b) hard to afford when you do find it in the UK) and I prefer not to binge on (or after it).

Hard to find there? Try living in Okla-freaking-homa.  I haven't seen a classified growth Margaux since I moved here.
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Unless of course we are going to consume what I refer to as the "New World Fighting Wines", many of which are very nice and very good for a serious session which leaves you with liver damage.

Louis


Are you referring to the big California cabs?  Not a big fan of them because they are really bumping up the alcohol content to 14% and more.  I much prefer Oregon Pinots and just about any red from Chile.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,07:37   

I like a mellow Merlot or a mid-young Cabernet Sauvignon. Bordeaux is quite nice as a general dinner wine, but most of all I'm in for Côtes du Rhône.

In 2005, I became co-godfather of a new type of Côtes du Rhones with my skydiving team. The wine is (was? I'm not sure it still exists) "Autrement: Ambiance Givrée". It is a wine that is targeting young adults for recreational purposes (I mean, not something you'd like on your table alongside a nice dinner. When we birthed and baptised it, it made quite a success. Not too sweet, but not too harsh either. And most weird, wether it was white, rosé or red, it was to be served at a temperature around 12°C.

The wine was made in St Cecile les Vignes.

Ahhh, memories...

EDIT: 12°, not 2

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,07:41   

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and just about any red from Chile.

That is so very true. Chile wine is excellent.

Another of my favorites is any wine from the Friuli region (IT). I am lucky enough to go there twice a year, and whatever you have for dinner, these wines will fit like a glove. Very smooth, fruity (yet not too much), and 100% headache/bellyache proof.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,07:46   

see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple.  and you mix them shits together.  and you gots Champipple.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,08:05   

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Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,07:24)
I do like a good claret, Bordeaux for preference, Margaux if I can get it (good Margaux is a) hard to find here and b) hard to afford when you do find it in the UK) and I prefer not to binge on (or after it).

Hard to find there? Try living in Okla-freaking-homa.  I haven't seen a classified growth Margaux since I moved here.
 
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Unless of course we are going to consume what I refer to as the "New World Fighting Wines", many of which are very nice and very good for a serious session which leaves you with liver damage.

Louis


Are you referring to the big California cabs?  Not a big fan of them because they are really bumping up the alcohol content to 14% and more.  I much prefer Oregon Pinots and just about any red from Chile.

I'm talking about wine for drunkenness as opposed to wine for proper enjoyment. So screw cap bottles of cab sauv on the red side and heavily oaked chardonnays on the white side. Usually found in supermarkets for ~£5 a bottle and eminently quaffable.

A bottle of port also works nicely.

If you want to go for New World wines that are GOOD, then we're talking about something else entirely! I'd agree that Chile has some spectacular stuff, but then I'd not write off the Californians either who have turned out some monster vintages in their time. But with France (and Italy...mmmm Barolo) so close, I have to declare my bias, I rarely buy New World unless I know it (and I'm far from expert) or unless it falls into the aforementioned "Fighting Wine" category. I don't think I've been privileged to have an Oregon pinot....hmmm WINE TOUR OF THE US!!!!

Pack the bags, there's alcoholism to be had!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,08:11   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 21 2009,13:46)
see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple.  and you mix them shits together.  and you gots Champipple.

What you do is take a bottle of Mad Dog 20:20 (or Thunderbird) and a bottle of port and a bottle of blue WKD, find a park bench, drink half the port, top up with blue WKD, drink half the resulting Cheeky Vimto, top uo with MD 20:20/Thunderbird, drink any remaining MD 20:20/Thunderbird/blue WKD, thus saving a bottle of Turbo Cheeky Vimto, which you can now carry through town as you swear at passers by and urinate copiously on public buildings before find a nice corner to curl up in, nurse you bottle of madness inducing uber alcohol and calmly shit yourself to sleep.

Ahhhhh tramps. The colour our streets in so many fine ways. Gentlemen of the road every one.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,08:56   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,16:11)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 21 2009,13:46)
see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple.  and you mix them shits together.  and you gots Champipple.

What you do is take a bottle of Mad Dog 20:20 (or Thunderbird) and a bottle of port and a bottle of blue WKD, find a park bench, drink half the port, top up with blue WKD, drink half the resulting Cheeky Vimto, top uo with MD 20:20/Thunderbird, drink any remaining MD 20:20/Thunderbird/blue WKD, thus saving a bottle of Turbo Cheeky Vimto, which you can now carry through town as you swear at passers by and urinate copiously on public buildings before find a nice corner to curl up in, nurse you bottle of madness inducing uber alcohol and calmly shit yourself to sleep.

Ahhhhh tramps. The colour our streets in so many fine ways. Gentlemen of the road every one.

Louis

Do we have a sex for this so called baby yet or is it delirium?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:05   

I notice BWE hasn't been back since drunkenly starting this thread. Is he still hungover? Should we try and keep down the noise?

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:08   

Quote (k.e.. @ Feb. 21 2009,14:56)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,16:11)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 21 2009,13:46)
see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple.  and you mix them shits together.  and you gots Champipple.

What you do is take a bottle of Mad Dog 20:20 (or Thunderbird) and a bottle of port and a bottle of blue WKD, find a park bench, drink half the port, top up with blue WKD, drink half the resulting Cheeky Vimto, top uo with MD 20:20/Thunderbird, drink any remaining MD 20:20/Thunderbird/blue WKD, thus saving a bottle of Turbo Cheeky Vimto, which you can now carry through town as you swear at passers by and urinate copiously on public buildings before find a nice corner to curl up in, nurse you bottle of madness inducing uber alcohol and calmly shit yourself to sleep.

Ahhhhh tramps. The colour our streets in so many fine ways. Gentlemen of the road every one.

Louis

Do we have a sex for this so called baby yet or is it delirium?

Yup, it's a boy. Although he ain't born yet, so the word "baby" is unnecessarily "pro life" in my book. He's not a baby until he's out of the womb, and he's not a person until he's in my phone book! I'm harsh, I know.

Louis

P.S. Tongue meet cheek.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:21   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,10:08)
Quote (k.e.. @ Feb. 21 2009,14:56)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,16:11)
 
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 21 2009,13:46)
see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple.  and you mix them shits together.  and you gots Champipple.

What you do is take a bottle of Mad Dog 20:20 (or Thunderbird) and a bottle of port and a bottle of blue WKD, find a park bench, drink half the port, top up with blue WKD, drink half the resulting Cheeky Vimto, top uo with MD 20:20/Thunderbird, drink any remaining MD 20:20/Thunderbird/blue WKD, thus saving a bottle of Turbo Cheeky Vimto, which you can now carry through town as you swear at passers by and urinate copiously on public buildings before find a nice corner to curl up in, nurse you bottle of madness inducing uber alcohol and calmly shit yourself to sleep.

Ahhhhh tramps. The colour our streets in so many fine ways. Gentlemen of the road every one.

Louis

Do we have a sex for this so called baby yet or is it delirium?

Yup, it's a boy. Although he ain't born yet, so the word "baby" is unnecessarily "pro life" in my book. He's not a baby until he's out of the womb, and he's not a person until he's in my phone book! I'm harsh, I know.

Louis

P.S. Tongue meet cheek.

Hey bud, I understand.  The "baby", "fetus", "that thing inside" is what the parents want to call it.

What I can't understand is this wine thing.  And this from a half-Italian.

Give me a a good stout or ale anytime over a wine.  I guess it's the half-Irish in me coming out.

An Irish-Italian 7 course meal anyone?





A bottle of vino and a six pack of course.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:22   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,10:08)
I'm harsh, I know.

Louis
P.S. -- Tongue meet cheek.

Why, yes, that would be-a nice. Tongue, please to meet dis cheeks.


Carlson, stop ogling, you perve.

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FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:40   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 21 2009,10:22)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,10:08)
I'm harsh, I know.

Louis
P.S. -- Tongue meet cheek.

Why, yes, that would be-a nice. Tongue, please to meet dis cheeks.


Carlson, stop ogling, you perve.

Thanks deadman, now I fear I'll be impotent for a while with that image is still in my mind.

Need to find some good porn.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,10:43   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,22:16)
Deadman is hiding because he knows I found out his secret.


Carlson praying to get that capricious growth removed.

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,11:31   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 21 2009,10:43)
Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,22:16)
Deadman is hiding because he knows I found out his secret.


Carlson praying to get that capricious growth removed.

Dude, I wasn't going to tell anyone that, in addition to a predilection for small woodland animals, you are also a practicing furry.  But, you leave me no choice.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Deadman after a night out with his friends.



PS I just have to say that the intertubez are the bestest. You can find anything out there.

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,11:35   

The intertubez have made me realize I have led a rather dull life.

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,11:39   

Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,20:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

As Louis already mentioned I'm German and sparc is, too.
So, if you want to give it a try, go ahead ;)

A nice place to practice German as a foreign language is LEO. It's a site with dictionaries for German - English, - French, - Italian, - Spanish, and - Chinese, and for each language there's also a forum where you can ask language related questions or just chat (e.g. the English - German forum).

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FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 21 2009,13:31   

Quote (JLT @ Feb. 21 2009,11:39)
Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,20:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

As Louis already mentioned I'm German and sparc is, too.
So, if you want to give it a try, go ahead ;)

A nice place to practice German as a foreign language is LEO. It's a site with dictionaries for German - English, - French, - Italian, - Spanish, and - Chinese, and for each language there's also a forum where you can ask language related questions or just chat (e.g. the English - German forum).

Danke,


Ich teile Ihnen mit, dass ich spreche oder schreibe Deutsch als ob das englisch war.

Es zeigt meine Unerfahrenheit der Sprache jedem Mal.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,01:08   

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Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,20:34)
Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

Wow! You did well. Almost perfect (only almost because "chose" is female and should be preceded by "cette"). Congrats!

BUGGER! I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss. C'est le* vie!

Louis

*I know, I know. It's a joke.

ETA: I do actually speak French, I just need to use it occasionally. A couple of days in France and I'm almost indistinguishable from a Norman (where I learnt most of my French, and picked up an atrocious Normandy accent).

In Cuban Spanish C'est la vie (spoken) Means exactly:
I see her vagina.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,01:08   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,09:25)
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B b but... It desedrves it's own thread.  ???  

I'll try to type slower but I have to put my face right down next to the keys and it's kinda scary. Looking up a second ago, I see it apparently helps the spelling though.

Hold on to the floor, it'll keep you from falling off.

I should probably apologize for posting and drinking. But I'm not sorry. Is that OK? :)

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,01:09   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,04:38)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,05:05)
Thanks for the kind sentiment but can this thread be deleted/ignored/altered to the Drunken Posting Thread so we can get on with the business at hand, i.e. LOLCats, dick jokes, moron baiting and occasional science discussion.

Good idea!  I think I'll engage in some moron baiting......with LOLCats!

HA HA THIS IS BWE


I was juggling knives.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,04:09   

Quote (BWE @ Feb. 22 2009,07:08)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,09:25)
Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,03:17)
B b but... It desedrves it's own thread.  ???  

I'll try to type slower but I have to put my face right down next to the keys and it's kinda scary. Looking up a second ago, I see it apparently helps the spelling though.

Hold on to the floor, it'll keep you from falling off.

I should probably apologize for posting and drinking. But I'm not sorry. Is that OK? :)

Yes.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,12:02   

Quote (BWE @ Feb. 21 2009,23:08)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,09:25)
Quote (BWE @ Feb. 20 2009,03:17)
B b but... It desedrves it's own thread.  ???  

I'll try to type slower but I have to put my face right down next to the keys and it's kinda scary. Looking up a second ago, I see it apparently helps the spelling though.

Hold on to the floor, it'll keep you from falling off.

I should probably apologize for posting and drinking. But I'm not sorry. Is that OK? :)

As long as you don't mind us producing three pages of mirth at your expense, I think we're all good.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,17:49   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,06:05)
But with France (and Italy...mmmm Barolo) so close, I have to declare my bias, I rarely buy New World unless I know it (and I'm far from expert) or unless it falls into the aforementioned "Fighting Wine" category. I don't think I've been privileged to have an Oregon pinot....hmmm WINE TOUR OF THE US!!!!

Pack the bags, there's alcoholism to be had!

Louis

Oregon wines are becoming something of international celebrities.

I enjoy the winery tours but I can't tell any differences between 2 reasonably decent wines of the same variety.

You can take the boy out of the backwoods, but you can't...

:)

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,17:51   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,13:16)
Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,14:35)
And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

You really should be nicer to me, Deadman. I am a little dismayed to be the recipient of mockery when I have gone to all the trouble of providing you new wank material.  Luckily, I am in a generous mood today. I will provide you one more sample of porn to sate your Sciuridaephilia. And, (Bonus!) this is one you can share with Davescot.



EDIT:Now if you will excuse me, I have to go get some chores done because I am going to meet up with ERV and attend a lecture by Casey Luskin.

Are you saying that the pic here is one for DM's spank bank?

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2009,17:55   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 21 2009,08:05)
I notice BWE hasn't been back since drunkenly starting this thread. Is he still hungover? Should we try and keep down the noise?

I had to stay up well into sobriety the next day, The hangover only showed up as a tiredness and mild headache for a couple days after.

Ahh for youthful days where 8 oz of cheap whiskey could cure even the worst hangovers.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2009,11:30   

Congratulations on sprogling, Louis.

Did you eat the placenta?

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2009,12:29   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 23 2009,17:30)
Congratulations on sprogling, Louis.

Did you eat the placenta?

It's not yet born!

And I will not be eating the placenta.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2009,12:40   

I think it's the mom who is supposed to have the placental repast, anyway.

Rusty likes placenta. The first year we had her, we lived next door to some people who had a couple of horses. One of them foaled in January, and the placenta just got left out. We had a couple of weeks there that if we let Rusty out, she'd fly next door for a helping of horse placenta.







Too much information?

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2009,12:43   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2009,12:29)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 23 2009,17:30)
Congratulations on sprogling, Louis.

Did you eat the placenta?

It's not yet born!

And I will not be eating the placenta.

Louis

Can I have it then? I've got a lovely 1967 Château d'Yquem that will pair with it divinely.

ssmmsmsmsmsmsmmsmsmsmsmsmsm*



*the end bit of THIS

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2009,12:44   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2009,12:29)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 23 2009,17:30)
Congratulations on sprogling, Louis.

Did you eat the placenta?

It's not yet born!

And I will not be eating the placenta.

What a pathetic excuse for a Church-Burning, Ebola-Boy you turned out to be.



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