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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,11:14   

If you've read any of my posts, you must know
I believe that life is not by chance.

I believe that an IDOL (Infinite Designer of
Life) created me, you, and our tools (senses)
to see it.

By the way, I'm the world's worst spealer.

This guy from Iowa told me a joke the other
day but it's too corny to repeat.

Every normal person has six senses, contacts with reality.
Jesus could have said, “She’s not dead. She's sleeping. She’s lost her contacts with reality” We do also when we “sleep”.

If there was no such thing as light, there would be no need for an eye, much less two. Nor feet and balance if there was no ground. (BTW, a snake crawls.)

If someone agreed to work for a penny a day for six days, (the seventh is a day off), they would, or should, receive 6 cents pay.

Each of our senses has a zero, reference (balance) point, in the middle.
A lilly has one head stem with six stems around it.  Balanced on the top of
each outer stem is an elongated pollen pod pivoting in the wind.

Try this:

Take six pennies and place them around the seventh  and see if they “fit”.  They "rest on the seventh."

Man’s sixth sense is balance. It’s in the inner ear with a separate nerve to the brain and has nothing to do with hearing.

God loves balance and that’s the reason every living thing, and fossils too, are symmetrical,
like the center of heaven. Also like the name of the mother of all living, “Eve”. Also like the creator’s name , “I Am that I Am”

Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings,
and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.
Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

Balance (perspictive)

Everyone likes a “level” playing field.

Psa 94:1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself
.
While, IMO, vengeance is not a healthy motive for living, at least God gets even. (Even, so come Lord Jesus)

Man, like God and Eve, has three faces, love, hate, and indifference.
Remember the movie, “The Three Faces of Eve”. Her names were “Eve White”, “Eve Black” and plain “Jane”.
One cannot go from love to hate or hate to love without going through the middle one.
If, and “life" has an “if” in the middle, you stay in your “happy face”, I can’t guarantee complete happiness but things will, I’m sure, be a lot better.

Because of a stupid error on my part, I had to rewrite all of the above after hitting the wrong click.
I was taking a break and trying to remember what all I had written when the song, “Put on a happy face” began on my music channel.


Eve asked Adam, " Honey, do you love me? "
He replied, " You know I do. You're the only woman in the world for me."
She then remarked, " Let me count your ribs."

War and peace, life and death are not opposites, as black and white are.

Hot and cold are opposites.

“Warm and cool” or “morning and evening” are the same, alike. It’s just a matter of perspective, where you’re commin’ from.

Gen 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in
the garden in the cool of the day: (evening, half day, half night)
Note to myself Add the following to the "3 faces of Eve"
(Story # 160 on www.//hereoisreal.com)

Which of your, or someone else’s faces should you “respect”? You could spend your whole life creating something beautiful but in one moment of anger destroy it.

Moses wasted forty days and nights of God’s time in a sudden fit of anger so God told him to come on back up the mountain and he’d write the tablets again.
That which is written in stone twice, back and front, is written in stone.

If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?

God “respected” a blood offering from Abel.

Can God be facetious?  

Mat 23:35 That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar

More balance:

Life is created by the joining together of two opposites.
Once upon a time there was this woman who was an optimist who married a doubting Thomas.
They had a child who became an optometrist.

Once upon a time there was a wise queen and a dumb king
who had a child they named “Wisdom”.

Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold,
thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an az,
and upon a colt the foal of an az.(first & last)
Thy king dumb come.

Is the intelligent creator dumb?  He"s at least as smart as me and you.
Can the intelligent designer hide a truth from me and you?  You bet your sweet az.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,11:46   

Is your name here zero is real?

Just trying to make sure I get it.



Oh, and do you realize the United States (well one of them at least ) was prophesized in the Old Testament?

Noah looked over the ark and saw

(There was no mention of Bill Clinton though)

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,11:53   

(There was no mention of Bill Clinton though)

Hilery said if she gets back in the White House,
She's gonna raise all the urinals to keep
Bill on his toes.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,11:57   

Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean really looked at it?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:00   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Oct. 19 2006,17:57)
Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean really looked at it?

Interestingly, Arden, that's nearly the name of a piece on ID by Mike Argento.

http://www.yorkblog.com/archives/2005/09/have_you_ever_r.html

   
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:05   

Oh my god, no, I've never really looked at my hand. It's amazing. All those lines like little elephants all in a line singing god bless america and, ... dude, what was I saying? Can I have another one of those?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:13   

Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 19 2006,17:00)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Oct. 19 2006,17:57)
Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean really looked at it?

Interestingly, Arden, that's nearly the name of a piece on ID by Mike Argento.

http://www.yorkblog.com/archives/2005/09/have_you_ever_r.html

SEE? Dude, that proves my whole point!!

Wait. What were we talking about?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:14   

a) Mike Argento is a genius.

b) Dude, like, sometimes when I look at my hand I wonder if there might be a parallel universe buried in one of the wrinkles.  When I consider that possibility I feel guilty when I wash my hands.

Hey pass that back over here...

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:19   

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I don't even remember what I was laughing at, but it was really f'ing funny!;)

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:20   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Oct. 19 2006,17:14)
a) Mike Argento is a genius.

b) Dude, like, sometimes when I look at my hand I wonder if there might be a parallel universe buried in one of the wrinkles.  When I consider that possibility I feel guilty when I wash my hands.

Hey pass that back over here...

Them call 'em 'fingers', but I've never seen 'em fing...

I just realized: I'm the "ow" in the word now!

And if you tell anyone... :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:26   

Quote
If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?
The one with the flowers.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:28   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,16:53)
(There was no mention of Bill Clinton though)

Hilery said if she gets back in the White House,
She's gonna raise all the urinals to keep
Bill on his toes.

"here zero is real"?

Dude, kindly explain the meaning/significance of the name?

And what's your take on intelligent design?

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:30   

Them call 'em 'fingers', but I've never seen 'em fing...

I just realized: I'm the "ow" in the word now!


Arden, you know why my fanger smells like
lemon pie?
It's got my rang on it.

O is the difference between #### & hello.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:30   

Oh sorry was that a rhetorical question?

Quote
Arden, you know why my fanger smells like
lemon pie?
It's got my rang on it.
Is it just me or does that sound dirty?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:34   

Quote (Chris Hyland @ Oct. 19 2006,17:30)
Is it just me or does that sound dirty?

Only if you're doing it right.

:D

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:36   

Oh, man. I just thought of something: If I stop looking at my hand, will it be like that quantas mechanic stuff and it'll vanish or like, turn into a flipper or an emu or something?
I hope this stuff doesn't bamage my drain

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:43   

Dude, kindly explain the meaning/significance of the name?

Chris, it's sorta like:

Here, in reality, O is real
Here, in life, O is a good beginning.
It's what the first story on hereoisreal.com
is about. (Love your maker from the top of your
head, top, to the soles of your feet,bottom. And
don't forget the heart, middle.)

See Mk. 12:29
Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:45   

Selective pruning. You're only killing the ones that are thinking the bad thoughts.

Whoa! Did you see that? ... There it is again!

I've always thought that there is a huge difference between those of us that have eaten the fruit and those of us who have been too afraid... Or .. Dam! There it goes again! Hey, is that one of you? Stop it. That's mean.

So Here O is real, very stream of consciousness. Was the post random or is there a point?

I would like the one with bigger... Jeez. You guys can cut it out with that hologram of satan you keep buzzing around my head.

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,12:46   

Myeh... it ain't bamagin' yer drain 'til you're impersonatin' a fire engine like Catherine Eddows on Gin.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,13:08   

Please give me a shot.
Please.
Oh...Oh...it is from the factory.
O.K. Sure, that is bad...well,
Oh, go ahead;
that happens for crying;

I don't want harmony; I want harmony.

Oh, mamma, mamma.
Who give it to him? Who give it to him?
Tony? Let me in the district; ...fire...factory that he was nowhere near.
It smoldered.
No, No!

There are only ten of us and
there are ten million fighting somewhere in front of you,
so get your onions up and we will
throw up the truce flag.

{...}

Oh, mamma, mamma,
please don't tear; don't rip;
that is something that shouldn't be spoke about; that is right.
Please get me up my friends;
I know what I speak of. Please, look out,
the shooting is a bit wild, and
that kind of shooting. Saved a man's life.

{...}

Oh, sir, and get the doll a roofing. Please.
You can play jacks, and girls do that
with a soft ball
and do tricks with it.
Please;
I may take all events into consideration;
no, no. And it is no;

a boy has never wept
nor dashed a thousand kim

did you hear me?

{...}

Then pull out,

I am half crazy.

They won't let me up.
They died my shoes,
open those shoes here.

Give me something;
I am so sick.
Give me some water,
the only thing that I want.

Open this up, break it
so I can touch you.

{...}

Come on, Max, open the soap duckets.
Frankie, please come here.
Open that door, Dumpey's door.
It is so much, Abe, that...with the brewery.
Come on. Hey, Jimmie!
The Chimney Sweeps.

Talk to the Sword.

Shut up, you got a big mouth!
Please come help me up, Henny.
Max come over here...

French Canadian bean soup...

let them leave me alone.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,13:40   

Quote
French Canadian bean soup

That was like the JabberWalking by that English guy. Now I'm hungry again.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,13:50   

Dude, how can you think of food at a time like this? Can't you see them? They're everywhere. Yaa! Look out! gotta go.

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,13:53   

There's a war going on and you idiots are acting like stoned hippies!  If the other side wins, it is your fault!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,13:59   

Which side are we on again?

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,14:03   

I can live with it if you can juju.

Did you see where Mike Tyson died?

He ran into Vincent Van Goe up in heaven and said,

"You look like a prize fighter.  You sure we didn't fight?"

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,14:18   

Quote (jujuquisp @ Oct. 19 2006,18:53)
There's a war going on and you idiots are acting like stoned hippies!  If the other side wins, it is your fault!

But, I thought that if we changed our behavior the terrorists will have already won?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,14:32   

Steve, I hope you don't mind.  I stole this from
your thread just to keep things together.
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Allen said in post#76:
So what? Darwin didn’t speculate on any of this, but rather “started in the middle”

The following is one of my five attempts to post:  
From Allen MacNeill's site:
http://evolutionanddesign.blogsome.com/2006....omments

(Posted by Sal):

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:
1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results
.Comment by Salvador T. Cordova, IDEA GMU — August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

My post to the above:
Sal,I like the way you think. If the numbers
don’t add up, somethin’s not right.
You’ll find lots of them that do at:

http://www.hereoisreal.com

more at:

http://www.bloglines.com/blog/hereoisreal
and
http://scienceblogs.com/goodmat....omments
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Allen, symmetry is balance. (zero is in the middle)
Mathematically,that's where we should all begain.
Job 31:6 Let me be weighed in an even balance, that  *** may know mine integrity.


O + first and last = Noah
O + beginning and end = Noah
O + end = Noah
O + IN = Noah
O + I Am = Noah
O + G D (first and last) = Intelligent Designer
O + G D (beginning and end ) = Intelligent Designer
O = one sign (that) ( Intelligent Designer + IN)  I Am  "that" I Am
O = no sign
O = nothing (truth) “The prince of this world cometh and has nothing in me”
O = zero ( Intelligent Designer + I Am + O)
O = ought
O = nought
O = gap filler “none”   “ I looked for a man to fill the gap and found “none”
O = the one fold in infinity, eternity (size, direction, and time)
O = indifference, your middle face, the middle of each of your 6 senses.
O = a reference  point for all counting (beginning)
O = 15th letter of the alphabet
O = 360 degrees
O = a circle
O =a minute, an hour, a day, a year, one revolution
O = the middle of (Intelligent Designer )
O x seven folded once says "Intelligent Designer"
"Intelligent Designer" says "Seven circles (2520) folded once. (1260) or a,z and nothing.
O = the O in "O  ". (Intelligent Designer  ) (30 pieces of silver )  Zec 11:12
O = the O in “Mt. Olive”. From where  Intelligent Designer left, and to where he’s coming back.
Olive ewe = a greenish brown female sheep. ( Eve + v = ewe)

When the deciples asked the Intelligent Designer to teach them to pray, he began his prayer with an O: "Our father..."  It has no beginning nor end.

Mathematically, "Our" = LOVE (54), which is a good start or beginning.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,14:47   

More from Steves thread:
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Hi all,
I have tried all day to post on UD. I failed so I've
sent it to Allen in hopes he'll post it on his site:


58. Zero // Oct 15th 2006 at 10:38 pm

My post #55 was pulled.
That’s a first. May I ask why?                                        

Zero

You’re comment got caught in the spam filter, and it ended up here when I approved it. I’m not quite sure why at the moment.–Crandaddy

Comment by Zero — October 15, 2006 @ 10:38 pm
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65. Zero // Oct 16th 2006 at 10:14 am

Zero
You’re comment got caught in the spam filter, and it ended up here (cutting room floor) when I approved it. I’m not quite sure why at the moment.–Crandaddy

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Crandaddy, now all my posts are being pulled.
Am I banned?
Zero

Your comments are being moderated. We discourage commenters from being excessively theological. Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people, and it strays from the general theme of this blog.–Crandaddy

Comment by Zero — October 16, 2006 @ 10:14 am
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Crandaddy, your explanation above was                        not posted until today. I tried to post three times last night and again early this Am.

I have participated on UD for about a year so I know what ID is and what it's goals are.
When I post, check the record, I try to converse with the last commenter or at least, stay on topic.
Unless I tell a joke, I am totally ignored.  Again, check the record.
In no posts have I said to anyone,"You're going at it wrong", but when I remarked several times that the best proof of ID might be symmetry and balance, there was no response.
When I said, "Life is about family and home....  No comment.
When I remarked, "Man has six senses the Intelligent Designer gave you so that you could 'see' his creation. " there was no response, even when I posted again, "I am
astonished no one asked."
Because I posted an hour before post # 1 on this thread, it appears here, that I ignored Allen.
I didn't.

Now, one of the real reason I'm posting now: (If it doesn't show here , not on the 'cutting
room floor, I will post it on Allen's sight. I'm still going to ask him if he knows man's sixth sense anyway.

Crandaddy, please explain "being excessively theological" so I can decide if I
even want to post here.
.
"Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people"

I know most IDers are bible believers in some way, so when I see something in creation that mirrors a hidden truth in the bible, it's hard to keep it to
myself. Henceforth, I will only call my maker the "Intelligent Designer" or IDOL ( Intelligent Designer of Life) on this site.  That is a promise.

Allen, I still don't have an invite I mentioned on post 18.

Sal, I listened to your radio interview.  Very good.
The offer a made to send you a picture of my 'Rock of all ages' still stands.

I don't feel so bad finding my posts on the Off Topic cutting room floor.
From there, I have no place to go but up.  No suggestions please.

Blessings

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,15:03   

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God loves balance and that’s the reason every living thing, and fossils too, are symmetrical

Moss isn't symmetrical, it's all clumpy and stuff, and it looks like green hair on a rock. And if God likes balance so much, how come things are always falling down, like rocks? Green hairy rocks.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,15:43   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,20:32)
Steve, I hope you don't mind.  I stole this from
your thread just to keep things together.
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Of course I don't mind. The more the merrier.

BTW Hereoisreal, just so there's no hard feelings later:

1 I don't personally think your ideas have much merit.
2 But they are different and we're all a little bored of AFDave
3 and what you get out of the deal is, UncommonlyDense censors the living sh1t out of everybody there, and here we're very liberal and permissive and you won't put a lot of work into a comment to find that some a55face has hit the 'disallow' button.
4 so in conclusion, even though most of us probably won't like your ideas, you'll get a fairer hearing here than there.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:12   

I got two words for your dam dirty darwinists...

chocolate chip cookies!


Ha ha ha ha!  

Oops....Did I say two words?












here zero is real, for some reason I am not understanding what you are talking about...But that could be on account of all that cough syrup I just drank.

Oh man, these colors are awesome....

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:22   

Steve Thanks

There's just one thing that turns my
stomach.....2 boobs in my back.

I was inevertantly Eed the mods discussion of
what happened and who pushed the button at UD.

I don't get mad I get even.

Here are some of my posts at UD.  I'll start
on the "cutting room floor" later.

I've filed the whole thread so it can't be hid.

Zero

Oh, todays my BD & you've made my day.

:)

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The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:
God and 2 ( the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof ).
God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves:
God and one pair (AZ and fold)
God and 2 cherubims Exd 25:22 .
God is a family. One family
Mother of all living, father of all living,
and child of all living. Rev.12:5
Paradise (pair rode AZ) ( king, ass, and foal ) Zec 9:9
A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid
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From UD:.
10. Zero // Oct 7th 2006 at 9:01 am
PaV, IMO, people “think” and machines
respond to comands.
Pardon my 2 cents worth but I see no
analogy there.
Zero
Comment by Zero — October 7, 2006 @ 9:01 am
12. PaV // Oct 7th 2006 at 7:31 pm
Zero:
PaV, IMO, people “think” and machines
respond to comands.
Pardon my 2 cents worth but I see no
analogy there.
Have you ever heard of Artificial Intelligence? Have you ever heard adherents
confidently predict that “thinking” machines are only a matter of time?
And, as for the 2 cents worth: we often see only what we want to see.
14. Zero // Oct 7th 2006 at 9:33 pm
PaV
“Have you ever heard of Artificial Intelligence?”
********************************************
Yes PaV, and there’s just 3 things I hate:
Artificial Intelligence, artificial love, and a yankee heading south with
a U-haul trailer.
Blessings
Zero
Comment by Zero — October 7, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:55   

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There's just one thing that turns my stomach.....2 boobs in my back.


Whoa.

Did you ever wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent backwards?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:03   

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:32  
O + first and last = Noah
O + beginning and end = Noah
O + end = Noah
O + IN = Noah
O + I Am = Noah
O + G D (first and last) = Intelligent Designer
O + G D (beginning and end ) = Intelligent Designer
O = one sign (that) ( Intelligent Designer + IN)  I Am  "that" I Am
O = no sign
O = nothing (truth) “The prince of this world cometh and has nothing in me”
O = zero ( Intelligent Designer + I Am + O)
O = ought
O = nought
O = gap filler “none”   “ I looked for a man to fill the gap and found “none”
O = the one fold in infinity, eternity (size, direction, and time)
O = indifference, your middle face, the middle of each of your 6 senses.
O = a reference  point for all counting (beginning)
O = 15th letter of the alphabet
O = 360 degrees
O = a circle
O =a minute, an hour, a day, a year, one revolution
O = the middle of (Intelligent Designer )
O x seven folded once says "Intelligent Designer"
"Intelligent Designer" says "Seven circles (2520) folded once. (1260) or a,z and nothing.
O = the O in "O  ". (Intelligent Designer  ) (30 pieces of silver )  Zec 11:12
O = the O in “Mt. Olive”. From where  Intelligent Designer left, and to where he’s coming back.
Olive ewe = a greenish brown female sheep. ( Eve + v = ewe)


So is this what the Story of O is all about?

Suddenly it all falls into place.  ;)

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:22   

And now, time for some Deep Thoughts.

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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...

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If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
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I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.


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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:46   

Hmmm. Related to Dr. Bronner?

PS who's reo?

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:26   

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Green hairy rocks.


I hear there are good treatments for that these days.

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-CC

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:30   

ORT!

Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort!






...no real reason for saying that, it just makes my lips feel all roly-poly  :)

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,21:45   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,16:14)
Take six pennies and place them around the seventh  and see if they “fit”.  They "rest on the seventh."

This is just because the hexagonal lattice arrangement is the optimal regular circle packing on a two-dimensional plane, which was proven by Gauss in 1831 for the case of only lattice packings and by Tóth in 1940 for the general planar case. As far as I can find any sign of, the general idea of the proof rests around the observation that in the hexagonal lattice packing (and no other), if you connect the centers of any three circles in contact, you get an equilateral triangle.


  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,02:10   

Mcc, you are so correct.

Your post number (74) is unique.

Using a=1, b=2,c=3,etc, POINT =74 (G-D)

If you "fold" it once, you get 37 (cg)
fold =37 (There shall be one fold)

PSM 37:37 Mark the perfect man.

penny =74 (I've compiled a list of "74s"
I'll post later.

Two adj. points = the shortest line possible.
Three adj. points = smallest area possible. (1/2)
Four adj. points = smallest volumn possible.
(my axioms)

When are you first in a line?
When you're 2nd. One is not a line.

I have never known a leader to have a guide, a pathfinder a path, nor a trailblazer a trail.

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,06:16   

I'm not a fig plucker
Nor a fig plucker's son
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,06:28   

Quote (BWE @ Oct. 20 2006,18:16)
I'm not a fig plucker
Nor a fig plucker's son
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes

Interesting...

The way I've always heard it is:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son,
and I'll keep on plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

(It's not just hard to say, it's almost impossible to type.)

I recall that there was some joky English folk-song with those words in the chorus.  Anyone remember that?

Where were we?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,08:20   

My posts on Allen's site:

Zero said...
Hi Allen
In your openion, does mankind
have a 6th sense?
Zero
10/17/2006 08:37:22 PM

Allen MacNeill said...
Neurobiologists have shown that humans, along with other mammals, have quite a few more than six senses. The skin alone has at least five: heat, cold, light touch, pressure, and pain. The eyes have at least two: light intensity and color/fine discrimination. The ears and semicircular canals have another three: sound, body movement in space, and gravity, and so forth. This list doesn't include the many receptors for internal physiological processes, such as blood pressure, blood glucose concentration, etc.
10/17/2006 10:09:03 PM
Zero said...
Thanks for your reply especially
since I was off topic.
IMO, you hit the target but with
birdshot.
Specifically,I had in mind
balance.
The 3 semicircular canals detect
motion in 3 axes,just like
gyros,controling yaw, roll,
and pitch.
IMO, that's why every living
thing is symmetrical.

Zero
10/18/2006 12:46:55 AM
*********************************
Here's story #293 from my web site:

NO VERTIGO

Dr. Mark Galfo assured me that my vertigo would go away after I had seen him about having several days of dizziness.
That weekend, Joan’s sister and her husband were visiting. We all agreed to get dressed and go up to our club for the evening. When Joan and I returned to the den, they were still there and hadn’t started to dress. They said, “We decided not to go.” Joan and I sat down and there were a few moments of silence. To make conversation, Joan asked, “Honey, how is your vertigo?” I replied, “Well, I’m all dressed up and no vertigo

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:07   

Hey guys, remember that time someone dropped his car keys and I thought it was the phone ringing?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:08   

Interesting. Have you arrived at this through pure platonic thought or aristotelian empiricism?

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:16   

I took a swig of cough syrup a few minutes ago, so I'm not sure...does this thread look like this for everyone?

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:28   

I'm not sure. I keep getting lost when we get to imaginary time. Around page 160 or so?

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:39   

Hey Guys, here's another site I'm posting on.
They have a button there where you might
view all my posts in all topics.

They threw so many of my topics on the cutting
room floor, that I started posting there. (Unorthordox
religion)
See "The IDOL is a trinity"
Notice how many of my comments are ignored
there.
You can find one of my blogs there also.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/forumdisplay.php?f=161

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:56   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,22:22)
The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:
God and 2 ( the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof ).
God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves:
God and one pair (AZ and fold)
God and 2 cherubims Exd 25:22 .
God is a family. One family
Mother of all living, father of all living,
and child of all living. Rev.12:5
Paradise (pair rode AZ) ( king, ass, and foal ) Zec 9:9
A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid



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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:59   

Quote (thurdl01 @ Oct. 20 2006,15:16)
I took a swig of cough syrup a few minutes ago, so I'm not sure...does this thread look like this for everyone?



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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:59   

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:09   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 20 2006,14:59)
Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Zero

Are you here all week?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:10   

Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:15   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:18   

Quote (improvius @ Oct. 20 2006,22:15)
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

Has Lou FCD ever been seen in the same room as him?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:23   

After Peter had cut off Malchus' ear, everyone
looked on the ground for it, knowing Jesus
could replace it. When an ear was found, they
showed it to Malchus who then said, "Keep looking,
mine had a pencil behind it."

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:32   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:18)
Quote (improvius @ Oct. 20 2006,22:15)
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

Has Lou FCD ever been seen in the same room as him?

I just did a quick search and turned up references to him going back to October 1996.  Hereoisrealisreal.

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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:33   

Did you listen to the president’s speech this morning?

Bush:
“First, I want to thank you for inviting me.  Thirdly, who in
the #### shut off the teleprompter”

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:40   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,15:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

Try four or five glasses. That should help.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:43   

My wife says I have perfect vison in my az. She calls it 20/20 hindsight.

Zero

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http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:58   

Their not even original jokes.  Go on, come up with something new and exciting, after all you are here to entertain us.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:58   

"A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy!" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!""



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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,11:23   

said to my housekeeper one day, " Heaven is hexx without law and order.

When he## meets the law, the shxt will hit the fan."

The next morning I opened my newspaper to the front page. The top headline read, "Helmet Law Inforcement Begins".

I saved the paper.

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http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,11:42   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,15:18)
 
Quote (improvius @ Oct. 20 2006,22:15)
 
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

Has Lou FCD ever been seen in the same room as him?

Um... I might resent that.

I at least had style!

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,11:45   

Not to mention I Janie can spell, and I she makes sense...

I hope.

:D

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,11:59   

A story not yet posted on my web site:
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Psa 110:1 [[A Psalm of David.]] The LORD said unto my Lord,
Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.


Last week I posted the above on some discussion boards during the day. That night my wife and I went to see the play, Gypsy. During the middle, a landlord, Mr. Goldstone, was being patronized. One of the actors got down on his all-fours and Rose placed Mr. Goldstone's feet on the actor's back. (A gold stone is what the lid to the Ark is made from...one hunk of gold)

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,19:14   

Pardon my bumping this thread but here is what
I picked up off of the floor:

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.[off topic experiment] cutting room floor (version 1)
by scordova on August 18th, 2006 ·&#63568; 19 Comments

(Consider this thread an experiment, and not the final word. If it doesn’’t work, I’’ll go back to business as usual.)
The cutting room floor refers to the floor of the editing room used in movie making. When film editors edited a film in the early days of movie making, they would cut parts of the film out, leaving the unwanted scenes on the cutting room floor.
Some of UD’’s authors may find certain comments distracting or unhelpful to the discussion. Previously, I deleted such comments from threads I started. On the other hand, if a comment is deleted, suspicions arise whether that comment had something deeply incriminating and therefore was suppressed.
In an effort then, to let the readers know that I or other authors had nothing to hide, but simply exercised editorial judgement as to what would or would not be the most informative and useful to the readers, I’’m starting this thread as an EXPERIMENTAL repository for such comments.
That is not to say there aren’’t comments deserving outright deletion such as those containing vulgarity, or extreme insults to other participants, some violation of privacy, or extremly bone-headed remarks, etc. But some comments which don’’t violate those standards still may not quite fit with the kind of discussion the author had in mind, yet in some respects, given the time invested by the participants in composing their comments it would seem almost discourteous to dump such comments in the same category as those being outrightly deleted, especially if a lot of effort went in to the composition of the comment.
I’’m trying to get better at treating the participants here more respectfully. I don’’t want commentors to feel if they get a ““letter of rejection”” (so to speak) from me that I do not welcome their future participation. I hope participants who have their comments moved here simply consider it an editorial decision, and an indication that I still welcome their participation. In contrast, outright deletion of a comment, may indicate I thought the comment was so bad, it wasn’’t even worth moving here.
Many from the other side of the issue raise questions which those on the sideline want answered. Furthermore, controversy attracts readers to this weblog. Consensus can be rather boring, but controversy exciting. And exciting translates into more readership! Thus I want to encourage participation by first rate critical discussion here at UD (versus the brainless banter I see at rival weblogs like Pandas Thumb and PZ Pharyngula).
I invite any of my fellow authors at UD to deposit any of the scenes which they think shouldn’’t make the final cut but on the other hand should not be totally erased. Of course, if someone gets too annoying (like the kind of creatures that inhabit the comment section of Pandas Thumb and PZ Myers weblog) they can expect to be permanently shown the door……
Every musician has hit wrong notes in the course of his life. Consider this place a place where even the best participants can have their wrong notes deposited so that the best music is presented where it has the largest audience. Also, this place can be a place where people discuss whatever they want within reason.
I would hope UD will be a place the best and most well-known anti-IDers would occasionally feel comfortable making an appearance here. I certainly enjoy sparring with the best the other side has to offer. It makes for a great show.
Salvador
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1. tinabrewer // Aug 18th 2006 at 2:25 pm
salvador: it has been my distinct impression that you consistently go out of your way in terms of courtesy toward participants, so if I were you, I would relax about ““getting better”” at this! Cool idea about the cutting room floor, though.
Comment by tinabrewer —— August 18, 2006 @ 2:25 pm

2. Carlos // Aug 18th 2006 at 3:07 pm
Does the software on this site have the capacity to ““hide”” posts? Motet, which I use for www.newcafe.org, has this ability —— also, HTML code can be put in the post which links back to previous posts. Makes it easier to manage a discussion and figure out who is talking to whom.
Still, I like the cutting room floor idea —— especially since I suspect that a lot of my own contributions are tangents!
Comment by Carlos —— August 18, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

3. scordova // Aug 18th 2006 at 3:07 pm
Thank you for the kind words, tina.
The critics have been able to give valuable editorial criticisms. I find that about 15% of what they write has been highly useful helping me refine and clarify my ideas.
By the way, I don’’t think I have ever formally extended my greetings to you after all these months. So, greetings!
I have enjoyed your posts at UD, I’’m sorry its taken so long for me to actually say hi.
regards,
Salvador
Comment by scordova —— August 18, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

4. Zero // Aug 18th 2006 at 4:12 pm
Salvador, IMO, symmetry is the best ““proof”” of a designer.
Below is part of a conversation I’’m having at ““Good Math
Bad Math””
Also check out http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1610994#post1610994
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It was nice talking to you, Zero. I hope you draw something from this discussion. If you can find messages in the bible while being consistent in your methods, I will listen. Until then, I bid you good luck, and safe journeys.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 16, 2006 05:32 PM
““If you can find messages in the bible while being consistent in your methods, I will listen. Until then, I bid you good luck, and safe journeys.””
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Xanthir, there is a pattern in life. All living
things, and fossels too, are symmetrical by chance, just like the center of heaven. Also like the name of the mother of all living, ““EVE””. Also like the creator’’s
name, ”” I Am that I Am ””
.Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.
Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.
Jos 8:33 And all Israel, and their elders, and officers, and their judges, stood on this side the ark and on that side before the priests the Levites, which bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD, as well the stranger, as he that was born among them; half of them over against mount Gerizim, and half of them over against mount Ebal; as Moses the servant of the LORD had commanded before, that they should bless the people of Israel.
Blessings
Zero
Posted by: Zero | August 18, 2006 01:52 AM
Comment by Zero —— August 18, 2006 @ 4:12 pm

5. DaveScot // Aug 18th 2006 at 5:54 pm
I wasn’’t aware there was anything in Wordpress that allowed you to relocate a comment from one thread to another.
Comment by DaveScot —— August 18, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

6. scordova // Aug 18th 2006 at 5:59 pm
DaveScot!
Nice to see you! Well, we have the rather inelegant cut and paste method. That’’s what I intend to use.
Sal
Comment by scordova —— August 18, 2006 @ 5:59 pm

7. William Dembski // Aug 18th 2006 at 8:41 pm
DaveScot: Glad to see you again. You’’ve done inestimable service for this blog, and your insights have been missed. I’’ve upgraded the account under which you posted this comment to ““Author”” —— same as Sal. I want to see you posting here again.
The functionality of this blog is going to be upgraded in coming weeks, including a bulletin board (this should enable Sal to do efficiently what he’’s trying to do here with, as he put it, ““inelegant cut and paste””).
Comment by William Dembski —— August 18, 2006 @ 8:41 pm

8. russ // Aug 19th 2006 at 12:37 am
““DaveScot: Glad to see you again. You’’ve done inestimable service for this blog, and your insights have been missed.””
Ditto.
Comment by russ —— August 19, 2006 @ 12:37 am

9. DaveScot // Aug 19th 2006 at 1:41 am
Thanks everyone.
Sal, cut & paste ain’’t the half of it. Someone posted some comments on the wrong thread here and asked me to move them. Not only do you have to cut & paste the text of the message but also all the author information and even the timestamp. You first have to create the comment under your own name using the original text. Then, if you have editor permissions, you can change the name & timestamp to that of the original comment. And if that commenter had a URL associated with his name there’’s another cut & paste. So it’’s like three or four cut & pastes plus a bunch of other clicks. It should be possible to add a function that moves a comment from one thread to another if you do a little PHP programming. There might even be a WordPress add-on that’’ll do what you want. If I were still a working programmer I’’d be motivated to upgrade my skill set to include PHP but I’’m not so all I’’ve done is some less ambitious hacking of a few lines here & there for simpler things.
Comment by DaveScot —— August 19, 2006 @ 1:41 am

10. Zero // Aug 19th 2006 at 7:36 am
Sal, I have a rock I have named ”” Rock of Ages ””
because it has adults, babies, and all ages between.
They are all symmetrical, skin toned and held together by each other. (family) There is nothing else there.
Life is not about ID or evolution. It is about
family and home.
I would like to send you a picture to post.
If you have my E, drop a line and I’’ll send it.
Zero
Comment by Zero —— August 19, 2006 @ 7:36 am

11. bFast // Aug 19th 2006 at 9:05 am
Hi Sal,
Let’’s see if this thread is actually being read.
One of my pet pieves about this site is that there is no obvious way to submit new threads. I respect the general idea of restricting the site to a few ““authors””, and I don’’t want to start new threads often, but there are those times. If you had a thread similar to this where us commoners could submit a new thread suggestion, that would be great.
Anyway, I was purusing the news, and came accross this website:
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet....SciTech
Finding comments like this
That one gene didn’’t exist until 300 million years ago and is present only in mammals and birds, not fish or animals without backbones.
But then it didn’’t change much at all. There are only two differences in that one gene between a chimp and a chicken, Haussler said.
But there are 18 differences in that one gene between human and chimp and they all seemed to occur in the development of man, he said.
Andrew Clark, a Cornell University professor molecular biology who was not part of Haussler’’s team, said that if true, the change in genes would be fastest and most dramatic in humans and would be ““terrifically exciting.””
However, the gene changed so fast that Clark said that he has a hard time believing it unless something unusual happened in a mutation. It’’s not part of normal evolution, he said.
I think the above is perfectly self-explanitory.
Comment by bFast —— August 19, 2006 @ 9:05 am

12. scordova // Aug 19th 2006 at 9:20 am
[
moved from Dave Thomas says, ““Cordova’’s algorithm is remarkable
commentor : trll
Reason: the comment asked several questions that were already answered. I pointed out many times the software engineer or end user may not know the answer in advance of a programs run, but he may know of successful strategy to solve the problem. I deliberately chose a strategy that I could independently qualify through 5 separate means lest I write a program that had an error in it.
]
Where did I ever claim there wasn’’t smoke and mirrors involved in the gimmickery here? Fer cryin’’ out loud, my post was talking about mathematical theatrics, and I presented that program as an example of gimmickery! I even alerted the reader with these words before presenting my program, ““The following [are] computational theatrics””.
I’’ve always been reluctant to accuse people of ““lying.”” But Dave Thomas’’s point was that genetic algorithms work even for problems in which the programmer does not know the answer, but can identify a fitness function, based on the laws of nature in the real world, that a biological solution must satisfy. You respond with an example of a program in which (a) the programmer does know the answer and uses this knowledge, but attempts to hide this fact, and (b) does not actually use a genetic algorithm. So what was the point of your obfuscatory ““mathematical theatrics””? Are you accusing Dave Thomas of being deceptive by hiding a solution that he knows somewhere in his code, or of not using a genetic algorithm? Do you genuinely not recognize the difference between a solution that requires that the final answer be known and one that only requires identification of a constraint that the answer must satisfy? Or are you just trying to confuse the issue because you are not confident of your ability to rebut the actual points raised by Thomas’’s simulation?
Comment by scordova —— August 19, 2006 @ 9:20 am

13. steveh // Aug 19th 2006 at 3:13 pm
[removed from Dave Thomas says, ““Cordova’’s algorithm is remarkable
Commenter: steveh
Reason: Because it wasn’’t productive to the discussion and is replete with misrepresenations.
SH ”” Dave Thomas showed exactly how your program was a disguised version of the Gauss formula.””
:-) Just for the record: Sal didn’’t move this here, I’’ve reconstructed it as best I could
from memory. I have made one major addition (the network in which all points are connected
by a point at the origin. If I have unwitting removed any of my original misrepresentations, then I apologize.
]
SC ““Oh gee do you think he thought it was disguised by statements where I pretty much pointed out something was disguised? Such as when I said:
‘‘Rather than compute the midpoint via a simple calculation: The following [are] computational theatrics
Sheesh! ””
That wasn’’t my point. My point was that Dave Thomas pointed out how the answer was snuck in,in your example. You haven’’t shown if or how his answer was snuck in. The piece of code you
identied was a simple length calculation. How does knowing that length=sqrt(dx*dx + dy*dy) sneak in the optimum network?
SC ““A solution can be disguised in software such that it’’s not explicit. The solution can be snuck in without being explicit. That was the whole point of my software examples.””
But your GA example was not a GA, only a crude strawman version of one. Dave Thomas does not
know what the optimum solution to his problem is.
SC ““How about you replace the fitness function with the reverse of choosing LARGER solutions, and tell me if it still guides toward the desired optimal solution so easily.””
That must be a joke. If you select for large individuals, you will get a population of larger and larger networks - there is no limit to how long a network can be. Evolution would produce a population of small networks/organisms by eliminating large ones or favoring small ones.
SC ““How about you replace this:
double dx = xP[k] - xP[j];
double dy = yP[k] - yP[j];
with this:
double dx = xP[k] * xP[j];
double dy = yP[k] * yP[j];
Tell me what you think will happen. ””
I don’’t see that multiplying end coordinates together has a real world equivalent but subtracting coordinates does. Larger differences correspond to longer lengths. In an organism the length and be selected for/against indirectly without being known (eg increased cost of building/maintenance, tendency to break/spring leaks etc.)
However, if we were to change the code, it’’s pretty obvious that lines which have end points near x=0 or y=0 will be ““fitter””. So I would expect to end up with a population of lines which end near an axis, or optimally a variable point at the origin (0,0), connected to each of the six fixed points. Total cost 0.
SC ““Because I didn’’t feel like pointing out his whole program is permeated with design, and all those other details help sneak the answer in. I pointed to the highlights.””
You pointed to a simple length calculation. If there is another part of the program which sneaks in functions for contructing an optimum Steimer network, you haven’’t shown it - merely
asserted that they exist.
““He’’s being highly disingenuous if he’’s suggesting his answer is snuck in at one spot, when the fact the it is practically the whole program (minus a few areas) when executed constitutes sneaking the answer in.””
I haven’’t seen him claim that he was sneaking an anwser in at one spot. Who’’s misrepresenting whom now?
Comment by steveh —— August 19, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

14. Zero // Aug 19th 2006 at 10:16 pm
Sal, my E is on my URL (About the rock)
Here’’s more on symmetry. I really would
like to see you open a thread on it.
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Nope, things are symmetrical because it’’s fairly convenient and easy to code for in the genetic code. Rather than having genes for describing both sides, you just specify one side and then mirror it.
You are correct, though, that there is a pattern in life. The entire universe consists of patterns - this is why we can discover the rules of the universe, because it is predictable. That, unfortunately, is your failing. Rather than look for true patterns, you simply look for what fits. This is not the way the universe works.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 18, 2006 09:27 PM
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xanthir, who desides to place the mirrors and where?
Symmetry has to do with ““one fold””, then
whatever is folded can be shaped like paper dolls,
leaves,blades of grass, hearts,ect. Even a blind person can do it.
IMO, God set the rules and made the ““patterns””:
Exd 25:9 According to all that I shew thee, [after] the pattern of the tabernacle, and the pattern of all the instruments thereof, even so shall ye make [it].
Exd 25:40 And look that thou make [them] after their pattern, which was shewed thee in the mount.
Num 8:4 And this work of the candlestick [was of] beaten gold, unto the shaft thereof, unto the flowers thereof, [was] beaten work: according unto the pattern which the LORD had shewed Moses, so he made the candlestick.
Jos 22:28 Therefore said we, that it shall be, when they should [so] say to us or to our generations in time to come, that we may say [again], Behold the pattern of the altar of the LORD, which our fathers made, not for burnt offerings, nor for sacrifices; but it [is] a witness between us and you.
1Ch 28:11 Then David gave to Solomon his son the pattern of the porch, and of the houses thereof, and of the treasuries thereof, and of the upper chambers thereof, and of the inner parlours thereof, and of the place of the mercy seat,
1Ch 28:12 And the pattern of all that he had by the spirit, of the courts of the house of the LORD, and of all the chambers round about, of the treasuries of the house of God, and of the treasuries of the dedicated things:
1Ch 28:18 And for the altar of incense refined gold by weight; and gold for the pattern of the chariot of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark of the covenant of the LORD.
1Ch 28:19 All [this, said David], the LORD made me understand in writing by [his] hand upon me, [even] all the works of this pattern.
Eze 43:10 Thou son of man, shew the house to the house of Israel, that they may be ashamed of their iniquities: and let them measure the pattern.
Hbr 8:5 Who serve unto the example and shadow of heavenly things, as Moses was admonished of God when he was about to make the tabernacle: for, See, saith he, [that] thou make all things according to the pattern shewed to thee in the mount.
BTW, allthough the parts came from all over the
world and everything ““fit”” without noise of hammer.
Blessings
Zero
Comment by Zero —— August 19, 2006 @ 10:16 pm

15. Zero // Aug 27th 2006 at 10:04 pm
Here’’s more on symmetery. IMO, the best proof of ID.
The full thread is posted on bloglines/blog/hereoisreal
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Sorry for the late response.
““Sometimes I add, sometimes subtract, sometimes divide, and other times multiply G, O, and D to, as you say ““fit””. IMO, there are no rules.””
Thank you for admitting that. This is a great relief to me, because it means that everything you say is, unfortunately, complete nonsense. *Real* patterns do follow rules. If you mix and match things to make your data fit your expectations, you aren’’t doing science. You aren’’t using logic. You are simply making stuff up.
If there was some science, some regularity, in what you say, then I’’d have to look into it very closely. Without it, though, I can simply discard all your reasoning, because it’’s all fundamentally flawed. Nothing you find is worthwhile without a pattern behind it.
It was nice talking to you, Zero. I hope you draw something from this discussion. If you can find messages in the bible while being consistent in your methods, I will listen. Until then, I bid you good luck, and safe journeys.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 16, 2006 05:32 PM
““If you can find messages in the bible while being consistent in your methods, I will listen. Until then, I bid you good luck, and safe journeys.””*******************************************************
Xanthir, there is a pattern in life. All living
things, and fossels too, are symmetrical by chance, just like the center of heaven. Also like the name of the mother of all living, ““EVE””. Also like the creator’’s
name, ”” I Am that I Am ””
.Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.
Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.
Jos 8:33 And all Israel, and their elders, and officers, and their judges, stood on this side the ark and on that side before the priests the Levites, which bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD, as well the stranger, as he that was born among them; half of them over against mount Gerizim, and half of them over against mount Ebal; as Moses the servant of the LORD had commanded before, that they should bless the people of Israel.
Blessings
Zero
Posted by: Zero | August 18, 2006 01:52 AM
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Nope, things are symmetrical because it’’s fairly convenient and easy to code for in the genetic code. Rather than having genes for describing both sides, you just specify one side and then mirror it.
You are correct, though, that there is a pattern in life. The entire universe consists of patterns - this is why we can discover the rules of the universe, because it is predictable. That, unfortunately, is your failing. Rather than look for true patterns, you simply look for what fits. This is not the way the universe works.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 18, 2006 09:27 PM
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xanthir, who desides to place the mirrors and where?
Symmetry has to do with ““one fold””, then
whatever is folded can be shaped like paper dolls,
leaves,blades of grass, hearts,ect. Even a blind person can do it.
IMO, God set the rules and made the ““patterns””:
Exd 25:9 According to all that I shew thee, [after] the pattern of the tabernacle, and the pattern of all the instruments thereof, even so shall ye make [it].
Exd 25:40 And look that thou make [them] after their pattern, which was shewed thee in the mount.
Num 8:4 And this work of the candlestick [was of] beaten gold, unto the shaft thereof, unto the flowers thereof, [was] beaten work: according unto the pattern which the LORD had shewed Moses, so he made the candlestick.
Jos 22:28 Therefore said we, that it shall be, when they should [so] say to us or to our generations in time to come, that we may say [again], Behold the pattern of the altar of the LORD, which our fathers made, not for burnt offerings, nor for sacrifices; but it [is] a witness between us and you.
1Ch 28:11 Then David gave to Solomon his son the pattern of the porch, and of the houses thereof, and of the treasuries thereof, and of the upper chambers thereof, and of the inner parlours thereof, and of the place of the mercy seat,
1Ch 28:12 And the pattern of all that he had by the spirit, of the courts of the house of the LORD, and of all the chambers round about, of the treasuries of the house of God, and of the treasuries of the dedicated things:
1Ch 28:18 And for the altar of incense refined gold by weight; and gold for the pattern of the chariot of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark of the covenant of the LORD.
1Ch 28:19 All [this, said David], the LORD made me understand in writing by [his] hand upon me, [even] all the works of this pattern.
Eze 43:10 Thou son of man, shew the house to the house of Israel, that they may be ashamed of their iniquities: and let them measure the pattern.
Hbr 8:5 Who serve unto the example and shadow of heavenly things, as Moses was admonished of God when he was about to make the tabernacle: for, See, saith he, [that] thou make all things according to the pattern shewed to thee in the mount.
BTW, allthough the parts came from all over the
world, everything “fit” without noise of hammer.
Blessings
Zero
Posted by: Zero | August 19, 2006 10:56 PM
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1Ki 6:7 And the house, when it was in building, was built of stone made ready before it was brought thither: so that there was neither hammer nor axe [nor] any tool of iron heard in the house, while it was in building.
xanthir, too bad that this thread died but that that
dies, let it die.
Zero
Posted by: Zero | August 26, 2006 10:15 AM
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Well, the threat didn’’t die of natural causes - you killed it. I was hoping to be able to show you something of how you are being so inconsistent, and why that was bad. Unfortunately, you don’’t seem to be able to listen. You don’’t realize what’’s wrong with being inconsistent. At the same time, you contradict yourself by talking about patterns laid down by God.
If there are patterns, then find them! Show them! Coincidences are not patterns. If you find a lot of coincidences, and they all have a pattern running through them, then you can state that you’’ve found something. But you haven’’t done that. Nothing that you say is anything more than random coincidences, with no underlying order.
Science is all about finding the order behind coincidences, about finding the patterns causing discrepancies. Theories predict consistent thing. When they’’re wrong, they’’re wrong in consistent ways, and that order that you find in the mistakes is the key to generating the new, still consistent theory.
But you aren’’t finding order. You aren’’t finding patterns. You’’re finding coincidences by any way possible.
Plus, of course, there’’s the whole ““using the Bible in English”” thing, rather than using the languages that it was actually written in.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 26, 2006 03:17 PM
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xanthir posted:
““If there are patterns, then find them! Show them! Coincidences are not patterns. If you find a lot of coincidences, and they all have a pattern running through them, then you can state that you’’ve found something.””
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Exd 25:9 According to all that I shew thee, [after] the pattern of the tabernacle……………………
Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims …………
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Eureka! I found it! And God sits in the middle. 100 % of all living things, plus all fossels, being symmetrical like the mercy seat, is a pretty good pattern. Try that with ““chance””.
Blessing
Zero
Posted by: Zero | August 26, 2006 06:34 PM
Comment by Zero —— August 27, 2006 @ 10:04 pm

16. Zero // Aug 28th 2006 at 9:54 am
Plus, of course, there’’s the whole ““using the Bible in English”” thing, rather than using the languages that it was actually written in.
Posted by: Xanthir | August 26, 2006 03:17 PM
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But then, ““paradise”” (pair rode Az) Zec 9:9 in Greek would have been Greek to me.
Zec 9:9 ¶¶ Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem:
behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly,
and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.
(AZ x one fold = Word) (God x God)
Luk 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
Also:
““A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid.”” might sound funny latinized.
Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
Mat 13:44 Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field.
(Hidden treasure on a level playing field)
Zero
Comment by Zero —— August 28, 2006 @ 9:54 am

17. Zero // Sep 1st 2006 at 10:11 pm
Why symmetry? (balance)
Is life by design or by chance?
IMO, symmetry is the best proof of an IDOL. (Intelligent designer of life)
Science has never found two snow flakes alike, although 100 % have symmetry.
Science has never found two grains of sand alike nor do any have, by chance, symmetry.
Every living thing is symmetrical like the mercy seat in the Holy of Holies. (center of heaven)
There is a pattern in life. All living things are symmetrical just like the center of heaven,
also like the name of the mother of all living, ““EVE””, as well as the creator’’s name, ”” I Am that I Am ““.
Jos 8:33 And all Israel, and their elders, and officers, and their judges, stood on this side the ark and on that side before the priests the Levites, which bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD, as well the stranger, as he that was born among them; half of them over against mount Gerizim, and half of them over against mount Ebal; as Moses the servant of the LORD had commanded before, that they should bless the people of Israel.
Chaos is natural. Order is mind made. Priorities are mind made, planed, set.
Life is about family and home
Luk 9:58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air
[have] nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay [his] head.
The first thing God ““made”” was heaven, a rock in the middle, between ““nests in the air”” and ““holes in the ground””, something that doesn’’t move or change.
Gen 1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which [were]
under the firmament from the waters which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.
Gen 1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
It’’s easier to form order from chaos than to create something from nothing, (See Gen. 1:2) especially if you have a pattern:
Exd 25:9 According to all that I shew thee, [after] the pattern of the tabernacle……………………
Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.
Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims …………
Eureka! I found it! (Father, son, and whole sphere, it.) It is ““finished”” and God sits in the middle. 100 % of all living things, plus all fossels, being symmetrical like the mercy seat, is a pretty good pattern. Try that with ““chance””.
God between God is symetrical, also a treasure hidden in a field, leaven hidden in three measures, eleven hidden in 2112 (three measures), ““A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid ““, God and two olive trees, God and two witnesses, God and two candle sticks, God and two thieves, the chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof, also, a king, ass, and foal:
Zec 9:9 ¶¶ Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem:
behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly,
and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore
God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.(AZ)
Here is a puzzel. The two easiest pieces to find are the first and last, beginning and end.
Mathematically, AZ x it = Word (God x God)
Jhn 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Why symmetry? It is balance.

Isa 61:1 ¶¶ The Spirit of the Lord GOD [is] upon me; because the LORD hath anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to [them that are] bound;
Isa 61:2 To proclaim the acceptable year of the LORD, and the day of vengeance of our God; to comfort all that mourn;
While, IMO, vengeance is not a healthy motive for living, at least God gets even.
Even, so come Lord Jesus.
Zero
Comment by Zero —— September 1, 2006 @ 10:11 pm

18. Zero // Oct 10th 2006 at 12:38 am

From Allen MacNeill’’s site:
http://evolutionanddesign.blogsome.com/2006....omments
If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as ““valid””:
1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results
.Comment by Salvador T. Cordova, IDEA GMU —— August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
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My post:
Sal,I like the way you think. If the numbers
don’’t add up, somethin’’s not right.
You’’ll find lots of them that do at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com
more at:
http://www.bloglines.com/blog/hereoisreal
and
http://scienceblogs.com/goodmat....omments
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Symmetry is balance
Job 31:6 Let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity.
Zero
Comment by Zero —— October 10, 2006 @ 12:38 am

19. Zero // Oct 15th 2006 at 9:51 pm
55. Zero // Oct 15th 2006 at 7:54 pm
SeekAndFind :
““How about the INTENT and PURPOSE of the Designer ?””
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The seventy weeks of Daniel

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

W x O x R x D = 360 x 69 weeks (seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks)
sixty nine 360s + one 360 = 70 weeks
70 x 360 = 25,200 days start to finish (Word + 360) See John 1:1
One x one week = love x G x O x D (90 % of 25,200)
Dan 9:24 ¶¶ Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end
of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Blessings
Zero

Comment by Zero —— October 15, 2006 @ 9:51 pm

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2006,16:49   

Sal's post from Allen's web site:

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:
1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results
.Comment by Salvador T. Cordova, IDEA GMU — August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
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The following is pure math, like one and one equals two.
I take  liberty with "AZ", partly because I don't want you to know everything I know, and partly because I want you to discover things yourself.
AZ is not A x Z.  It is "first x last" (God between God )  See Exd 25:22


.Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.

( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D  (22,680)   John 1:1
22,680 x 1.5 = iron   (34,020)    
AZ + half AZ x (love + AZ) = iron   Zec. 9;9
God x love over two = iron  ( i x r x o x n ) Rev 12:5  


(seven 360s folded) x 54/2) = 1260 x 27  (iron)
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God x God x God = 47,900,160
Word x 3 x God...= 47,900,160
Iron x 2 x God ....= 47,900,160

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 22 2006,18:25   

Hey Zero, has anyone ever told you how witty and interesting your lengthy C&P jobs are?




They haven't?




Then where in he11 did you get the idea from??!?, you brain-scrambled bandwidth-wasting knob.  :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,02:57   

Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 19 2006,20:43)
so in conclusion, even though most of us probably won't like your ideas, you'll get a fairer hearing here than there.

And some of us have come back after some time away and have absolutely no idea what those ideas are  :D

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And take nothing but a grip
With the few good books that really count
It's a necessary trip

I'll be gone with the girl in the gold silk jacket
The girl with the pearl-driller's hands

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,03:51   

Quote (Chris Hyland @ Oct. 19 2006,17:26)
Quote
If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?
The one with the flowers.

Wrong Chris, flowers can't harm you.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,04:14   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 23 2006,09:51)
Quote (Chris Hyland @ Oct. 19 2006,17:26)
 
Quote
If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?
The one with the flowers.

Wrong Chris, flowers can't harm you.

Yeah, tell that to John Otway.

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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,04:33   

Quote (improvius @ Oct. 23 2006,09:14)
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 23 2006,09:51)
 
Quote (Chris Hyland @ Oct. 19 2006,17:26)
   
Quote
If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?
The one with the flowers.

Wrong Chris, flowers can't harm you.

Yeah, tell that to John Otway.

improvius, I'm kinda slow most of the time.
Who is John Otway?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,04:52   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 23 2006,09:33)
Quote (improvius @ Oct. 23 2006,09:14)
 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 23 2006,09:51)
 
Quote (Chris Hyland @ Oct. 19 2006,17:26)
   
Quote
If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquet
of flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,
which one would you respect most?
The one with the flowers.

Wrong Chris, flowers can't harm you.

Yeah, tell that to John Otway.

improvius, I'm kinda slow most of the time.
Who is John Otway?

Is he John Elway's brother?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,05:18   

Quote (guthrie @ Oct. 20 2006,15:58)
Their not even original jokes.  Go on, come up with something new and exciting, after all you are here to entertain us.

guthrie, would you tell me an original joke and I'll let
you know if I've heard it.
You know people say, "If you love someone, they can
do no wrong.  If you hate someone, they can do
no right."

A man had two sons. He said to one, "Go", and the son
said he would and didn't.  The father then said to
the other, "Go", and the son replied, "I will not go."
but did.  
Which did the father's will?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,07:22   

Jhn 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth,
and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

1Ch 29:11 Thine, O LORD, [is] the greatness, and the power, and the glory, and the victory, and the majesty: for all [that is] in the heaven and in the earth [is thine]; thine [is] the kingdom, O LORD, and thou art exalted as head above all.
Psa 145:11 They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom, and talk of thy power;
Dan 2:37 Thou, O king, [art] a king of kings: for the God of heaven hath given thee a kingdom, power, and strength, and glory.
Mat 6:13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

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I posted on UD months ago when someone was talking
about an automobile being an irreducibly complex system.
I said, "An automobile is not an ICS.  ICS is an automobile, a tank of gas, and a driver that knows where he's goin'.

There was no comment.

Way, truth, & life is ICS
Kingdom, power, & glory is ICS
Mind, soal, & heart is ICS
Vehical, tank of gas, & a driver is ICS
They are all the same thing:
God and a ways & means committee. Zec 9:9

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,18:38   

Hi Bill78, thanks for dropping in. I don't remember what we had been talking
about. Wasn't it the mod's bit on #### and I commented about the 3 H's,
####, heaven, & home.
IMO,life is about family and home, in that order.
My nickname is Zero. People used to shorten hereoisreal to 'hero' and
I don't like that.
Some secrets I'll let you in on: Do A=1,b = 2, c = 3 etc & total the letters of a word for it's value.
78, part of your name, is one total, mathematically, for 3 x God.
It's the sum total of the first 12 numbers and will be forever.
Jesus said, "I have chosen you 12".
The second 12 = 222, 3 x Jesus and the first 12, second 12, & third 12 = 666. ( 9 x Jesus =666 )
Do a word search of 'the father' in KJV and tell me what you come up with.

Did you hear about the spider soooo big, he had a world wide web?
Mathematically WWW = Jehovah ( I AM , I AM, & I AM )
Below, you will find some of the web sites I've been posting on:

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/f...splay.php?f=161 Theo.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/blogs.php?u=2316 my blog on theo

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bi...=ST;f=14;t=3399
See topic "Zero resurrected"

http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/20...an.php#comments


http://www.bloglines.com/blog/hereoisreal (News blog....no commenting)


http://www.hereoisreal.com/ (342 miracle stories about my life & my E address)

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,18:45   

What the f##k are you blithering about . . . . . ?

Geez.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,18:56   

I said to my housekeeper one day, " Heaven is hexx without law and order.

When he## meets the law, the shxt will hit the fan."

The next morning I opened my newspaper to the front page. The top headline read, "Helmet Law Inforcement Begins".

I saved the paper.
Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations
with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.
OOPS, there goes seperation of church and state.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2006,19:09   

October 16, I posted on a web site:

"Symmetry is balance.

Job 31:6 Let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity.

Balance:
Seventy seven fold x love x (love + anger ) = God x God x God
Mathematically the answer to both is 47,900,160."

After that, I picked up my morning newspaper, the Florida Today.
There was just one large picture centered on the front page, a balance scale.

Around 2 O'clock, I went to a thrift store to look for only one item,
a cordless phone. I discovered that they had none on the shelf. As
I turned to leave, one of the clerks was walking toward the shelf with a cordless phone.

The next morning, at 10 o'clock, I took my wife to an eye doctor.
As we were waiting in the reception room, Joan pulled two bananas
from a bag and handed me one. She ate her's but I held mine in my
hand, decideing to eat it later.
I accompanied her to the pre-exam room for awhile but when it
became too crowded, I left.
I then decided to eat my banana, and as I begain to peal it, I noticed
that a technician across from me was pealing one also. I tried to mimic
her every move. When she would take a bite, I would, hopeing she
would notice. She never did.

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Yesterday I posted what, I thought, was a long, profound statement on my thread at

When I awoke this morning, I checked for a response, any response.  There was none.
I was angry and thought of the post I had made yesterday on another site titled:

Does God Have Plans?   (I was specificly  thinking of Plan B where he was taken lightly.)
Plan A:
Mat 22:3 And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.

Plan B:
Mat 22:4 Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared
my dinner: my oxen and [my] fatlings [are] killed, and all things [are] ready: come unto the marriage.

Mat 22:5 But they made light of [it], and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
Mat 22:6 And the remnant took his servants, and entreated [them] spitefully, and slew [them]
Mat 22:7 But when the king heard [thereof], he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.

Plan "C"

Mat 22:8 Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
Mat 22:9 Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
Mat 22:10 So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as
many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests

Plan "D"
Mat 22:11 And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
Mat 22:13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot,
and take him away, and cast [him] into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

That made me think about story # 47 on my site:
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OCEAN TO GAS
I went to work one morning and turned to the mechanic next to me and said, "If God wanted to, He could turn the oceans into gas and look for someone with a match." A couple of hours later I was listening to the radio when the news came on. The announcer said that a Cuban refugee had boarded an airliner, thrown gasoline on a stewardess and threatened to strike a match.
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I then walked out to my back porch to smoke.  My lighter would not work.
It was out of fluid.
The Intelligent Designer said in Revelation:
"Love me or hate me.  Make up your mind.  Just don't sit on the fence and be indifferent."  
Rev 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot
Rev 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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Doors
I thought to myself," Jesus said he is the door. Doors serve
two purposes. They let people in and they keep people out."

I glanced down at the Reader's Digest that "happened" to
be laying in front of me. On the cover was a story title:
"Immagration now. Who To Let In and Who To Keep Out"
Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,05:26   

Quote
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,11:21  
Yellow Blobs On Yellow Brick Roads

Last night I dreamed I was in a head-on automobile

accident and wound up in car heaven. Everything was

sooo beautiful. But lots of yellow. Yellow houses.

Yellow streets. yellow garbage cans, etc... You get the idea.

Among other things, I could see a lot of little yellow

car - shaped blobs moving along the golden streets.


When I ran into an angel, no pun intended, who had yellow stains on his shirt, I asked

him what the blobs were and he replied:

"Well, we get a lot of different models and makes coming up here. Some

with just minor damage, like finder benders or worn out engines. We

try to do the best we can with repairs but with the price of help and all...

The old ones and total wrecks, we just recycle."

I asked, "How do you do that?" so he continued:

"We have this special process where we grind them up,

put them in a vat, add gelatin, water, and a little yellow

gold dust trash. Then we bring it all to a boil while

stirring before pouring into a mold. Those that have

a record of speeding or hitting dogs, we pour into a

form that's shaped like a fire hydrant. They're shipped

off to dog heaven. Because they don't have wheels,

they never come back.

.

The others we use to fill the Volkswagen shaped molds.

We've thought several times about breaking that mold

but actually it works pretty good. They come out docile

and soft like new born babies. They're kinda slow so

they can't hurt anyone and they don't kill dogs.

That's the mold we're going to pour you into so

when you happen to meet up with another, you can

yell, "Oh! Hello fellow mellow yellow jello. Are you jellin'."

I woke up a total wreck. I thought to myself, " What is this

yellow sand doing in my bed?"

Ps:

I ran in to this guy the other day who had yellow, orange,

purple, and blue sploches of color on his T - shirt.

Across the front it said, " I ran into Tammy Faye."

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,05:29   

Thanks, Steve.  I was in the process of posting such a request in the UD thread when this crap disappeared.

I for one appreciate it.

Peace.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,06:18   

Happy Gilmore

About four and a half years ago, I think it was

the day my wife Joan had her hole - in - one

at La Cita, she and I were discussing spectacular golf shots.

I said, " You may not have heard about this, but Andrew

Magee had a hole - in - one while playing a par 4

on the PGA tour this year (2001) at the Phoenix

open. A player on the green was practicing his

putting stroke when Andrew's drive ricocheted

off the back of his putter into the hole."

Then I continued, " I remember, years ago,

reading about something even stranger...a golfer on a par 3

overshot the green. His ball glanced off of a

volkswagen going by on the road, fell back onto the

green and rolled in the cup."

At the time I had read it, I imagined a specific colored

car, yellow.

That night I asked Joan what she would like to do.

She replied,

" Let's watch one of the DVDS we got when we bought our

player the other day". We had never used it.

Since I had golf on my mind, I inserted a movie titled"Happy Gilmore".

It is about an x-hockey player who gets

on the PGA tour basically because he had hit a hole - in - one

on a par 4 hole. He also used a hockey stick sometimes

as an iron or a putter.

He makes his last shot of a tournament to win by glancing

his ball, first, off of a yellow volkswagen, then through a Rube

Goldberg maze, (a fallen tower), into the hole.

At the time we owned a cocktail lounge.

Sometime later I installed another TV down the bar

which included a DVD player, away from the one I

always had on mostly for live sports.

One Sunday afternoon I was tending bar alone. I had only

one customer, a young man in his twenties.

We both were watching PGA golf and I had "Happy

Gilmore" playing on the DVD.

The young man made a comment, " I could hit that ball if

they let me use a baseball bat."

I replied, " Why not use a hockey stick like Happy?"

I glanced over to the other TV to see Happy putting

with his hockey stick.

The announcer on live TV said at that moment, and I

don't know what prompted his remark, " If you hit a golf

ball with a hockey stick, you have to hit it straight on."

I told someone at the bar the above story a few days

later, then left the bar, got in my truck and drove south

toward Mims, thinking about what I had just discussed.


As I pulled up to the red light at 46, a yellow vw turned

left in front of me.

Two weeks later, Joan and I drove to Ft. Myers to try

to locate her brother she hadn't heard from in 46 years.

After finding him and talking for a while, he

remarked,"Let me show you my old cars."

We walked around to the back and when he raised the

garage door, a yellow volkswagen appeared.

Now, when I see a yellow vw, it's special to me.

Last week, just after seeing one pass, I crossed the

street and walked into a thrift store. Just inside was a

toy model vw on a pedestal.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,09:59   

Jhn 6:70 Jesus answered them, Have not I chosen you twelve, and one of you is a devil?
first 12 = 3 X God
second 12 = 3 X Jesus
12 X Jesus = 888 ( 3 infinitys turned 90 degrees.)
88 X 8 = 704 (God )

Rev 12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

Rev 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

I = 9 (beginning) The first letter in the bible
N = 14 (last) The last letter in the bible
I + N = 23,end, I AM
3 X I AM = Jehovah

I X N (first & last ) = AZ ( 126) Alpha & omega, God between God

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

AZ X 180 (AZ + love ) = Love x G x O X D  John 1:1

Man's best friend is God turned backward.

Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

If you had a 1000 piece puzzle to put together, the
easyest two pieces to find are the first and last.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,10:21   

This story has a ring to it:

In January, 2004, I was on my patio when I noticed my neighbor out in his backyard with a metal detector. He must have spent 3-4 hours scanning his grass.
I asked him the next day, as I leaned over our fence, what had he lost. He said that he was losing weight and had lost his gold wedding ring but didn't have any idea where or when. I then glanced to my left about 8-10 feet and spotted his ring in the grass.
Night before last, Joan's sister and husband were over and I told them the above story. The next day after we had done some shopping , we were having lunch at home when Shirley, my sis-in-law discovered one of her gold ear rings was missing. We searched the house for about an hour, then backtracked. While Bob and I went to one store, my wife and Shirley went to another.
They pulled into the yard about 5 minutes after Bob and I with the ear ring.
Joan said that the one parking spot I had used that morning was empty so she parked there. They searched through the whole store and around the parking space before finally getting back in the car. Then Joan told Shirley to get out one more time and look around the parking spot, which she did and got back in. As Joan was backing out, she spotted the ear ring in the sand
In February of 06, I was playing golf and riding with Dick Ledger in his cart when he mentioned that he was having trouble keeping his wedding ring on because he was losing weight.
The remark brought back memories of the above story from the year before so I told it to him.
When I arrived home that afternoon, my wife told me that she had spoken to
Janet White on the phone and learned that Bill, her husband, had lost his ring finger while trying to lift something heavy from his son's truck.
A few days later, Bob and Shirley came to visit again and I told them all of
the above. Just before they were about to leave, Bob discovered he had lost his wedding band. (He had been losing weight.)
After they left, my wife continued to look for the ring and asked me to help.
I didn&#915;ÇÖt and said to her, " He&#915;ÇÖll probably find it in his trunk"
Our maid, Susan came that day so my wife asked her to keep an eye out for it also. I told her the complete story up till then And then, I told her a ring joke.
I said, " Do you know why my fanger smells like limon pie? It&#915;ÇÖs got
my rang on it."
That night Shirley called. She said Bob had found his ring in the trunk.
The next time Susan came, I told her that Bob had found his ring.
She replied, " After you told me the ring joke, I went home and found
my mother in the kitchen. I asked her what she was baking and she replied,
"Limon meringue pie."

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THE STORY OF THE THREE BARES

There are two infinities and I am not talking about cars. There's infinity "big" and there"s infinity "small". Infinity big is composed of an infinite number of infinite smalls.

You can search in and out, up and down, east and west, as far and as long as you wish. You can even design and build tools to help you along, but they are unending. Man tries to find the small end with a microscope and the big end with a telescope. You were born with naked eyes to function and behold the world around you. That is a bare fact.

There are three time periods: the past, present and future. You cannot live in the past or future.

There are three heavenly bodies that play the greatest role in our lives. The sun, earth and moon. One is too big; one is too little; the other is just right. One is too hot; one is too cold; the other is just right.

Rev 12:1 And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

I was thinking about that one day as I picked up a Reader"s Digest. I clumsily opened the book near the middle and my eyes fell on some lines of humor, which I began to read. A man vacationing, I believe in a national park, went to the public bath to shower. When he tried unsuccessfully to adjust the water temperature, he shouted in disgust, "This water is too cold." Another grown-up voice hollered, "This water is too hot." Then, from a third stall, a small voice proclaimed, "This water is just right."

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,10:48   

From my perspecktive, how big am I?

IMO, there are two infinities, big & small.
Infinity "big" is plus. Infinity "small" is minus

Isa 40:12 ¶ Who hath measured the waters in the hollow
of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

me.................a speck on earth
earth..............a speck in the milky way
milky way........a speck in the universe
universe..........a speck in God's pocket

From my perspective:
Anything smaller than me is small.
Anything bigger than me is big.

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It received no comments.

I was thinking about that one day when I glanced down to the back edge of a Reader's Digest stacked between other books in front of me.

It said, " America In Your Pocket".

I had forgotten America.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,15:00   

Zero,

Does this number sequence mean anything in your world?

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,16:12   

No, but it must in yours or you would have been
waisting your time.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,16:21   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 26 2006,22:12)
No, but it must in yours or you would have been
your time.

It is called a fibonacci sequence.  It is a naturally occuring sequence in things like the chambers in nautilus shells and the number of sunflower seeds.

Since you are so into numbers I thought you might find it interesting and God-related.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,17:24   

No, but I have found, and you can check my writeings,
every living thing, and some that are not, like
crystals and snowflakes, are symmetrical or have
parts that are symmetrical just like the
center of heaven.

That's not by chance.

I have found an analogy between "Soloman and
all his glory" and a lilly. So Jesus knew what he
was talking about.

Also everyone knows how to turn water to wine
but how do you turn wine to water, like Gideon's
analogy of the wet and dry fleece?

How does God arm a gideon (doubter) for the
battle of Armageddon?
Do a miracle, then do another exactly backwards,
like an image or fold.

Blessings

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,17:50   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 26 2006,23:24)
No, but I have found, and you can check my writeings,
every living thing, and some that are not, like
crystals and snowflakes, are symmetrical or have
parts that are symmetrical just like the
center of heaven.

That's not by chance.

I have found an analogy between "Soloman and
all his glory" and a lilly. So Jesus knew what he
was talking about.

Also everyone knows how to turn water to wine
but how do you turn wine to water, like Gideon's
analogy of the wet and dry fleece?

How does God arm a gideon (doubter) for the
battle of Armageddon?
Do a miracle, then do another exactly backwards,
like an image or fold.

Blessings

Zero

I actually went to your site and read of all your coincidental god-like musings.

Why do you see symmetry as evidence of God?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,18:15   

The mercy seat is symmetrical, which is the center
of heaven, center of the holy place where he will
meet the priest once a year forever.

Gen 3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

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Exd 25:18 And thou shalt make two cherubims [of] gold, [of] beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.

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Exd 25:19 And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: [even] of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubims on the two ends thereof.

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Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.

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Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,18:18   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 27 2006,00:15)
The mercy seat is symmetrical, which is the center
of heaven, center of the holy place where he will
meet the priest once a year forever.

Gen 3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

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Exd 25:18 And thou shalt make two cherubims [of] gold, [of] beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.

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Exd 25:19 And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: [even] of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubims on the two ends thereof.

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Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.

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Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

Zero

The mercy seat in I John is certainly a picture of Christ's redemption, but how do you go from that to your numerological assumptions--especially since you are using English rather than Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,18:37   

God is a God of today, now.

Most of my posts have to do with the mercy seat.

God between God is the plainest, symmetry.

"Between the two cherubims"

God is a family, the first family.  They all have

the family spirit which everyone born should be

able to relate to.

Zec 9:9 talks about this family.

paradise is "pair rode AZ. (first & last)

"This day thou shalt be with me in paradise."

I've had a good day today.

I was thinking about that this morning when
I picked up my morning paper, Florida Today.

The first word in the front headline said:

Paradise

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The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:  
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The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:

God and 2 ( the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof ).
God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves:
God and one pair (AZ and fold)
God and 2 cherubims Exd 25:22 .

God is a family. One family
Mother of all living, father of all living,
and child of all living. Rev.12:5
Paradise (pair rode AZ) ( king, ass, and foal ) Zec 9:9

A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,18:50   

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God is a God of today, now.

...Paradise

which means what?  You have to provide some kind of relationship between your musings and reality if you wan to have anyone listen to you.

If God is showing you consistent connections between these random experiences and the Bible then you need to be able to demonstrate it non-subjectively.

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The Prodigal Son  
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When you open your hymnal Sunday morning,
do you sing, "This is my father's world" or
" This world is not my home, I'm just passing
through"?

Mar 8:22 And he cometh to Bethsaida; and they bring a blind man unto him, and besought him to touch him.

Mar 8:23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the town; and when he had spit on his eyes, and put his hands upon him, he asked him if he saw ought.

Mar 8:24 And he looked up, and said, "I see men as trees, walking."

Mar 8:25 After that he put [his] hands again upon his eyes, and made him look up: and he was restored, and saw every man clearly.

Jesus knew what the man saw the first
time. He was looking at men through God's
eyes. I think, if you looked at men through God's eyes, you would see men
as trees walking. They're lookin' for a better place. They never
put down roots. Trees, with roots put down deep, don't walk. They grow.
Did you ever see a healthy tree walking?

The tree of life, she has deep roots:
Rev 22:2 In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, [was there] the tree of life, which bare twelve [manner of] fruits, [and] yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree [were] for the healing of the nations.
Home is where the heart is. Home is where your roots are.

IMO,there are 3 places: heaven, ####, and home.

The story of the prodigal son is about a man who left home, went to two places, heaven and ####, then jerked himself up by the boot straps and came back home.

Heaven is where there's all play and no work.
#### is where there is all work and no pay.
Home is where there's work, play, love, hate, joy, sadness, sowing,
reaping, parents, children, and every thing between.

Luk 15:11 And he said, A certain man had two sons:
Luk 15:12 And the younger of them said to [his] father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth [to me]. And he divided unto them [his] living.
Luk 15:13 And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
Luk 15:14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
Luk 15:15 And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
Luk 15:16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
Luk 15:17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
Luk 15:18 I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
Luk 15:19 And am no more worthy to be called thy son: make me as one of thy hired servants.
Luk 15:20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
Luk 15:21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son.
Luk 15:22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put [it] on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on [his] feet:
Luk 15:23 And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill [it]; and let us eat, and be merry:
Luk 15:24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
Luk 15:25 Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard musick and dancing.
Luk 15:26 And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
Luk 15:27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.
Luk 15:28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
Luk 15:29 And he answering said to [his] father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
Luk 15:30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf.
Luk 15:31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
Luk 15:32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,18:54   

The Golf Ball

by Tom Hemingway

It's monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at

La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend

Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more

talking than playing.

We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which

has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course

drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only".


Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind.

I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what

a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the

early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister.


The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped

the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony.

Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho."


Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters."


With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue.


On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking

for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out

of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found.


When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old

ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ".


Neither Denis or I had been near that club in over 40 years.


ps:

Saterday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because

I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page.

I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife

called me to dinner.


While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer on Golf

Central said that three golfers who had never had hole-in-ones

accomplished the feat together. Two on one hole and the other on

the next par 3.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,02:21   

Quote (ScaryFacts @ Oct. 26 2006,23:50)
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 27 2006,00:37)
God is a God of today, now.

...Paradise

which means what?  You have to provide some kind of relationship between your musings and reality if you wan to have anyone listen to you.

If God is showing you consistent connections between these random experiences and the Bible then you need to be able to demonstrate it non-subjectively.

Dude, you're talking with a lunatic.

Why waste your time?

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ScaryFacts, "non-subjectively"

I don't even know what it means and I can't find
it in the dictionary.  It should be right next to
"non-support".
Have you really,really looked at your hands?
It's really a scarey fact.  The plan of salvation
is to treat everyone like they "might" be Jesus.

"Lord, we didn't even know you."

Blessings

Zero

ps I sent you an E.  I liked your, "We've got to..."

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,08:24   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 26 2006,23:54)
The Golf Ball

by Tom Hemingway

It's monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at

La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend

Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more

talking than playing.

We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which

has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course

drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only".


Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind.

I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what

a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the

early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister.


The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped

the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony.

Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho."


Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters."


With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue.


On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking

for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out

of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found.


When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old

ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ".


Neither Denis or I had been near that club in over 40 years.


ps:

Saterday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because

I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page.

I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife

called me to dinner.


While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer on Golf

Central said that three golfers who had never had hole-in-ones

accomplished the feat together. Two on one hole and the other on

the next par 3.

This sounds something like Jungian synchronicity. Do you like Sting? My sister has a yellow golf ball, if you do. I once went hunting and shot at two rabbits. Afterwards, I discovered that there was a hole in one. And there was a golf ball in the trunk of my car, which was also yellow.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,08:37   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 27 2006,10:14)
ScaryFacts, "non-subjectively"

I don't even know what it means and I can't find
it in the dictionary.  It should be right next to
"non-support".
Have you really,really looked at your hands?
It's really a scarey fact.  The plan of salvation
is to treat everyone like they "might" be Jesus.

"Lord, we didn't even know you."

Blessings

Zero

ps I sent you an E.  I liked your, "We've got to..."

"non-subjective" i.e.: obviously, verifiably true from everyone's perspective.

Many of your observations simply don't make sense to the rational mind.

I once heard a woman proclaim she was healed of cancer during a church service.  She claimed when she went to her doctor he could find no evidence of her breast cancer she had only a week before.

At the time I was trying to verify supernatural experiences so I approached her to see if I could get a copy of her medical records showing cancer then no cancer.

But she didn't have any medical record to show she had cancer.  She claimed she found a lump she just "knew" was cancer but after prayer she went to her Doc and he couldn't find any.

Did she have cancer?  Maybe.  She certainly believed she did.  Will anyone ever know?  Nope.

About sending a message for you to UD...it's not the kind of thing I do for a number of reasons.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,09:04   

That's quite alright.  Thanks anyway.
I'll just post it here and hope he gets the message.

You have a good day Kevin.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,09:23   

An open letter to Dr. Dembski:

888888888888888888888888888888888888


Dear Dr. Dembski,

Please post this in Sal's waistbasket: "Off Topic" (The cutting room floor) where some of my posts now reside.

Sal posted on Allen's site that the number one proof of science is math.

I posted on your site that, IMO, symmetry would be the easiest way to prove ID. I was ignored.
To prove symmetry, science has to measure or at least look and that doesn't require a telescope or microscope.  BTW, everything in the designer's house is measured.  The porch outside is not.

I stated that I believe in an IDOL (intelligent designer of life)  I was ignored.

I agreed with Sal that math is the mother of science.  I was ignored, especially by Sal, even though I addressed him personally.

The IDOL said, this world will get one sign.
The IDOL said, this world will get no sign.

Mathematically, the word "sign" = God (oops, I know I shouldn't say that word, I was banned for saying it excessively) + I AM (beginning & end, first & last). A & Z (alpha & omega)

The reason every living thing is symmetrical is because the center of heaven is. (God between God)
Another reason even non-living things are symmetrical, like snowflakes and crystals, is because his name is symmetrical, I AM THAT I AM.

And "THAT' mathematically equals "SIGN" (God + I AM)

"THAT" is the reason there is a "SIGN" in the middle of DESIGNER and
"THAT" is why there is a zero in the middle GOD. OOPs, I said it again.
"THAT" is why infinity folded ONCE = zero, a starting point.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.
BTW, one ICS is the family of the designer, an AZ, king, and foal.  Zec 9:9
They are 3 adjacent points, sooo close together that not even air can get through.Job 41:16

Isa 40:12 Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

Job 31:6 Let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity.

De  sign  er:

De is the beginning (I)
ER is the end I AM (I x N)
Take out the "sign" and you have "DEER" and nothing runs like a deer.
I had stated , when posters were discussing ICS, that an automobile was not an ICS.  An irreducibly complex system is a car, a full tank of gas, and an intelligent driver who knows where he's goin':
God and a ways & means committee. (kingdom, power, & glory)

Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,10:44   

The Nitty Gritty

Hey Son, where you goin'
Across the sands of time?
No footprints to follow,
No feet seen behind.

Can you see where you're goin?
Do you wonder where you've been?
Are you in a place called heaven
Or is #### around each bend?

You've got to learn to tale it easy
And to rest awhile each day.
Stop and think about tomorrow.
Set some signs along the way.

For life is what you make it.
Don't let others steer you wrong.
Love and laugh, live and take it.
Drown your tears in a song.
Take a little bit of heaven.
Raise a little bit of ####.
You've got to live to learn the difference
Or your song will never sail.

Son, don't ever build a mountain
You cannot climb alone.
Set the beat and face the music
If no others sing along.

If you want to build a highway
For folks to walk upon,
Make sure you make it two-way
And travel with a song.

For who will want to follow
A fellow to the end,
If they don't know where he's goin'
And they don't know where he's been.

See, the world will not remember
Even signs stuck in the sand.
Don't be preachin' without teachin'
Don;t play God, just be a man.

If the world will not accept you
And you've given all you can,
Call for help when help is needed
And I'll meet you in the sand.

So kiss the Son, you sons of leaven.
Bow your knee, you kings of sin.
I'll not slay my son for heaven.
I'll not tell him where I've been.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,10:57   

Here O Is Real

O + first and last = Noah
O + beginning and end = Noah
O + end = Noah
O + IN = Noah
O + I Am = Noah
O + G D (first and last) = God
O + G D (beginning and end ) = God
O = one sign (that) (God + IN)  I Am  "that" I Am
O = no sign
O = nothing (truth) “The prince of this world cometh and has nothing in me”
O = zero (God + I Am + O)
O = ought
O = nought
O = gap filler “none”   “ I looked for a man to fill the gap and found “none”
O = the one fold in infinity, eternity (size, direction, and time)
O = indifference, your middle face, the middle of each of your 6 senses.
O = a reference  point for all counting (beginning)
O = 15th letter of the alphabet
O = 360 degrees
O = a circle
O =a minute, an hour, a day, a year, one revolution
O = the middle of God ( seven 360's folded) 1260
O = the O in "O God ".  (30 pieces of silver ) (good ) Zec 11:12
O = the O in “Mt. Olive”.  Where Jesus left from and where he’s coming back.
Olive ewe = a greenish brown female sheep. ( Eve + v = ewe)
Eve x 22 = God
Eve + 22 = God
Eve + first and last = heaven
God = 10 % of heaven seven fold

O is the difference between #### and hello.


When the scribes were listening to Jesus, one of them asked him for direction.  “Which commandment should we keep first?” In other words, “Give us some direction.”

Mar 12:28 And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?  

Mar 12:29 And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments [is], Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord:  

Mar 12:30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this [is] the first commandment.
 
Jesus was quoting Deu 6:4

Deu 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God [is] one LORD:  

Deu 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

The following is the first story on my web page at hereoisreal.com:


MSH

Once, when I was just beginning to believe there was a God that interacted, cared, or (at least) even realized that I existed, I was talking with my wife. She said, "Don’t you ever listen to God?" I said, "What are you talking about . . Listen to God? I say my prayers." She said, "Do you hear God?" and I replied, "No." She said, "Well, when you get through praying, just listen." So I promised to do that. That night I knelt down by my bed and, after saying a few prayers (the general prayers I usually said), I added, "Lord, I’’m through, now it’’s your turn!" and I waited. I really didn’’t expect to hear any voices, and I didn’t, but a verse of scripture came to my mind. I don’’t know if I had read it in the immediate time before, or if God or my subconscious said, "and thou shall love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, soul and mind." I said, "Lord, did I say that, or did you? Am I talking to myself, or can you communicate with me?" I thought, "Lord, I don't understand." Then, something told me to turn it backwards, and I said, "Okay, I've searched for answers everywhere on everything else, do you mean for me to turn that verse backwards? I don't understand, Thou shall love the Lord with all thy mind, soul and heart." Mind, soul and heart were the three things that impressed me there and I said, "Lord, I don't understand. Is that a message? Could that possibly be a message?" I said, "H S M . . . heart, soul and mind, M S H, . . . mind, soul and heart, S, . . . MeS . . . Mes H, . . . Message, that's message!" I said. That sort of startled me, I asked God, "Was that a message?" and then, phonetically, MSH said "message."

I now see a clearer message in what God was saying to me:

“Love me from the top of your head to the soles of your feet, and everything
between.”

O is a good reference point.
O is a good starting point.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,11:02   

Janie is ALWAYS down with the Big O.

Just so y'know.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,11:30   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 27 2006,17:02)
Janie is ALWAYS down with the Big O.

Just so y'know.

Her O is real

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,12:01   

Quote
A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid.


Very clever, if you spell 'hill' as 'hil', and disregard grammar.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,12:19   

J is the first letter in Janie
Janie has 5 fingers on each hand
J+5=O
There is no O in Janie Belle McKnight
There is no God because there is no O
Janie likes the Big O
She's down with that
She goes down 4 that
D is the 4th letter
J+O+D = JOD
Janie is JOD.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,13:41   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Oct. 27 2006,13:24)
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 26 2006,23:54)
The Golf Ball

by Tom Hemingway

It's monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at

La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend

Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more

talking than playing.

We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which

has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course

drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only".


Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind.

I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what

a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the

early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister.


The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped

the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony.

Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho."


Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters."


With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue.


On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking

for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out

of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found.


When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old

ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ".


Neither Denis or I had been near that club in over 40 years.


ps:

Saterday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because

I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page.

I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife

called me to dinner.


While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer on Golf

Central said that three golfers who had never had hole-in-ones

accomplished the feat together. Two on one hole and the other on

the next par 3.

This sounds something like Jungian synchronicity. Do you like Sting? My sister has a yellow golf ball, if you do. I once went hunting and shot at two rabbits. Afterwards, I discovered that there was a hole in one. And there was a golf ball in the trunk of my car, which was also yellow.

Here is story # 229 on my web site:

POTTERY PIECES
How do I know there is a God?  I sometimes reply when asked, “Well, it’s sort of like if I saw an old piece of broken pottery dish in the trunk of my car next to the jack and didn’t throw it away, then drive halfway across the country, have a flat tire, walk to the shoulder of the road for a rock to set my jack on, and when I pick it up, find a matching piece of pottery lying beneath it. Then I know there is a God.  I saw a similar scenario on ‘Back Track’ with Jody Foster in December 1992.  It had nothing to do with the plot of the story, but it matched the one I had been telling.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,14:06   

Here's story # 283 on my web page:

THE STORY OF THE THREE BARES
There are two infinities and I am not talking about cars. There’s infinity ‘big’ and there’s infinity ‘small’. Infinity big is composed of an infinite number of infinite smalls.
You can search in and out, up and down, east and west, as far and as long as you wish. You can even design and build tools to help you along, but they are unending. Man tries to find the small end with a microscope and the big end with a telescope. You were born with naked eyes to function and behold the world around you. That is a bare fact.
There are three time periods: the past, present and future. You cannot live in the past or future.
There are three heavenly bodies that play the greatest role in our lives. The sun, earth and moon. One is too big; one is too little; the other is just right. One is too hot; one is too cold; the other is just right.
I was thinking about that one day as I picked up a Reader’s Digest. I clumsily opened the book near the middle and my eyes fell on some lines of humor, which I began to read. A man vacationing, I believe in a national park, went to the public bath to shower. When he tried unsuccessfully to adjust the water temperature, he shouted in disgust, “This water is too cold.” Another grown-up voice hollered, “This water is too hot.” Then, from a third stall, a small voice proclaimed, “This water is just right.”

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,14:45   

Great news: God's wife is pregnant!

Who’s gonna have the baby shower?

Zec 14:17 And it shall be, [that] whoso will not come up of [all] the families of the earth unto Jerusalem to worship the King, the LORD of hosts, even upon them shall be no rain.


Rev 12:1 And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

Rev 12:2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.

Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

OOPS!  There goes separation of church and state.

Rev 12:14 And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent. (She's a stay-at-home mom.)

She said, "If I come back, I'm comin' as a man. My husband rests every seventh day. He sits on his AZ, but woman's work is never done."

Jehovah said, "Let us make man in our image."

Gen 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

IMO Jesus said, " I and my fat her (pregnant wife) are one, one family, in fact the first family.

It's not over till the fat lady (pregnant wife) sings.

The intelligent designer, her husband, said in John 16:21:

" A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world."

Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an AZ, and upon a colt the foal of an AZ. (A chip off the Ol block.)

Mal 3:16 Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.

Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him.

Life is about family and home in that order.

Zero


Eve asked Adam, " Honey, do you love me?"
He said, " You know I do. You're the only women in the world for me."
She replied," Let me count your ribs."

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 27 2006,21:16   

I do wonder why Stevestory invited "0" back for another spin at the wheel of insanity.

did he forget 0 did the same thing here about a year ago?

I also wonder why you all find folks that have obviously gone completely off the deep end amusing.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,00:48   

Check out the total of the three 12s of numbers on

a roulette table.

Jesus said, "I have chosen u 12 and one of u

is a devil."

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,01:14   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,02:16)
I do wonder why Stevestory invited "0" back for another spin at the wheel of insanity.

did he forget 0 did the same thing here about a year ago?

I also wonder why you all find folks that have obviously gone completely off the deep end amusing.

Oh, Zero is well off his nut, I agree.

Perhaps Steve Story has partially answered your question with this comment over on the UD thread.

As for the fascination, I'm not sure.  Maybe it has to do with rubbernecking.  You know how drivers break their necks to look at a car accident as they pass by?  Well, maybe we've all been rubbernecking at the disasters of Ghost of Idiocy and FarceDave for so long that we've just become annoyed with them, and need a new wreck at which to gawk.

Zero is a wreck, but at least he's a fresh wreck.

(I've only been poking around here for about a year, so I don't really remember his first go round.)

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,01:59   

I dreamed I was in a head-on automobile
accident last night.  Woke up a total wreck.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,05:50   

I modified this from my first post at 10:50

Help!  I need a messinger.  I need to needle a thread.

I need to dress up my home here.

I promise to autograph one of the few copies of my 1991 book,

Miracles In My life, the only one I've

written, to the first person who copies and pastes this post

on UD, under "Off Topic, the cutting room floor".

But you can read it free now, plus other stories, at:

  http://www.hereoisreal.com/

and I'm not selling T-shirts.

Steve, there are not a lot of numbers in this and it

does pertain to UD, so would you please cut

and paste to your thread too.  And thanks again

for being so patent with me when we were

trying to start my thread with a proper title.

88888888888888888888888888888888888888

(An open letter to Dr. Dembski:)

Dear Dr. Dembski,

Please post this in Sal's waistbasket: "Off Topic" (The cutting room floor) where some of my posts now reside.

Sal posted on Allen's site that the number one proof of science is math.

I posted on your site that, IMO, symmetry would be the easiest way to prove ID. I was ignored.
To prove symmetry, science has to measure or at least look, and that doesn't require a telescope or microscope. BTW, everything in the designer's house is measured. The porch outside is not.

I stated that I believe in an IDOL (intelligent designer of life) I was ignored.

I agreed with Sal that math is the mother of science. I was ignored, especially by Sal, even though I addressed him personally.

The IDOL said this world would get one sign.
The IDOL said this world would get no sign.

Mathematically, the word "sign" = God (oops, I know I shouldn't say that word, I was
banned for saying it excessively) + I AM (beginning & end, first & last). A & Z (alpha & omega)
I use the simplest code possible to give words a numerical value.  A = 1, B = 2, Z = 26. etc.

The reason every living thing is symmetrical is because
the center of heaven is. (God between God)  Exd 25:22

Another reason even non-living things are symmetrical,
like snowflakes and crystals, is because his name is symmetrical,
                           I AM THAT I AM.

And "THAT' mathematically equals "SIGN" (God + I AM) (49)

"THAT" is the reason there is a "SIGN" in the middle of DESIGNER and
"THAT" is why there is a zero in the middle of GOD. OOPs, I said it again.
"THAT" is why infinity folded ONCE = zero, a starting point.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also
I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.
BTW, one ICS is the family of the designer, an AZ, king, and foal. Zec 9:9
They are 3 adjacent points, sooo close together that not even air can get through. Job 41:16

Isa 40:12 Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand,
and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust
of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

Job 31:6 Let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity.

I is the beginning of the bible.
N is the end of the bible (I + E)
I x N = AZ (126)
I + N = W, IN, I AM, END   (WWW= Jehovah)

De sign er:

De is the beginning (I), I = 9
sign (49) = that   ( God,26 + IN, 23)
ER is the end I AM (23)
Take out the "sign" and you have "DEER" and nothing runs like a deer.
I had stated , when posters were discussing ICS, that an automobile
was not an ICS. An irreducibly complex system is a car, a full tank
of gas, and an intelligent driver who knows where he's goin':
2Ki 2:12 And Elisha saw [it], and he cried, My father, my father,  
the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more:
and he took hold of his own clothes, and rent them in two pieces.
AZ x it = love x G x o x d (22,680)  John 1:1
(God and a ways & means committee..... kingdom, power, & glory)

Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Life is not about research.  It's about family and home, in that order.  Take your
kids fishin'.

Zero
888888888888888888888888888888888888888

The  frustrated  monk at his sewing machine exclaimed, “You  know, new habits are
hard to make.”

Niels Bohr and Albert Einsten were taking a walk in the woods, vigorously debating the philosophical underpinnings of quantum theory, when a gigantic bear suddenly burst out of the underbrush and raced toward them. Niels immediately whipped out his fine running shoes and began lacing them up.

Einstein, furrowing his brow at Bohr, said: "Niels, there's no way you can outrun that bear."
"That's true," Bohr calmly replied, "but I don't need to outrun the bear. I only need to outrun you."

I ran in to this guy the other day who had yellow, orange,
purple, and blue splotches of color on his T - shirt.
Across the front it said,  "I ran into Tammy Faye."

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,09:29   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,03:16)
I do wonder why Stevestory invited "0" back for another spin at the wheel of insanity.

did he forget 0 did the same thing here about a year ago?

I also wonder why you all find folks that have obviously gone completely off the deep end amusing.

Zero's musings have roughly the sanity level of AFDave's, so I owe him just as much attention.

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OK, so then, if both AFdumbass and 0 present equivalent levels of logic in their missives, do try and show me an argument to any of 0's stream of consciousness ramblings.

how do you argue with an insane poet?

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Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,03:16)
I do wonder why Stevestory invited "0" back for another spin at the wheel of insanity.

did he forget 0 did the same thing here about a year ago?

I also wonder why you all find folks that have obviously gone completely off the deep end amusing.

I don't remember the guy from a year ago. As to your general question, when you read a post by AFDave or Salvador, it's the intellectual equivalent of watching someone jump off a roof because he thinks he can fly. It's gruesome, but sometimes fascinating.

   
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I just decry the trend towards turning ATBC into a theatre of the macabre.

I'm obviously in the minority, however.

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Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,20:31)
I just decry the trend towards turning ATBC into a theatre of the macabre.

I'm obviously in the minority, however.

You have far more seniority than I so please understand I say the following with due humility...

I have always understood the best and most active forums are a combination of fact, opinon and humor.  If a thread is slightly off-topic or "just for fun" it adds to rather than detracts from the forum.

My 1/50th of a dollar.

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Myeh, Lenny's right, ID is dead and we're all just bored while we wait for the next search/replace job.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,18:51   

Saving the best for last:

Everyone knows how to turn water into wine.

You mash grapes and let them ferment.

Does anyone know how to turn wine into water?

You take the p out of it.

wine - 16 = water

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Does anyone know how to turn heaven into a pit
of he##?

Add a little p to it.

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The BIg Picture

Most everyone is asking, "What is life all about?  Is there a God. If Jesus was God,
why did he go to the cross?  If we are made like our creater, do we have infinite
minds, and if so, why.
Does he have plans.  Does he have purpose.  Are there better or worse places
than this little round circle we were born on.  Is life a play or novel written like,
"Once upon a time..." and ending with, "and they all lived happily ever after."
How long is the play and will there be an intermisson between acts?  Who's
the writer, director, music composer, set designer, etc, and does every one that
helps, get mentioned in the credits at the end?
After the good, the bad, the ups and downs, tears of sadness, tears of joy, the
beauty, the ugly, hot and cold, love and hate, most are living with the scars but glad to be alive.
Prepairing a list of questions, if they ever see him, some think they are loaded for bear.  Who, what, where, how, when, and why?

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city
to finish the transgression, and to make an
end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity,
and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and
to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to
anoint the most Holy.

Sins are not "paid for".  They are forgiven.
Those forgiven most will love most.
Have you ever heard the story of the prodigal son?
He went to three places, heaven, hello, and then back home.
Life is about family and home.  In that order.
Home is where the heart is.
Who ever heard of a seventy act play?

                            Life's a trip


I said to a tenent of mine one day, "Life is a trip. It's like the temple
in Ezekiel where everything inside is
measured.  If you come in through the north gate,
you have to leave through the south gate.

If you enter through the south door, you must depart through the north door.  
Only the Prince, the Messiah, comes and goes through the east (middle) gate."
I got in my truck, pulled out onto US 1, and wound up behind another truck.
I then glanced at a bumper sticker which said, " Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on."

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No sweat

Life, contrary to what some have said, is not a race to see who is first.  In fact, it's not even a race.  Jesus walked his whole life except for two short donkey rides, but he finished
If you have decided to compete for the prize, it might be wise to prepair a congratulatory speech to all those who might get there before you. It's called " good sportsmanship" and "losing graciously". IMO, there ought to be special classes in all school levels,from grade school to college, to teach this.
When you've had a long record of success, been given awards,  are worshiped by your admirers,
and have had plenty of time to think about, "What if someone ever beats me?", don't say to the kids
watching, "We really are a better team than them.  They just got lucky."

They say the smart money was on Golieth, but by
chance, David got lucky.


 Eze 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge
. Eze 44:17 And it shall come to pass, [that] when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within.
Eze 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird [themselves] with any thing that causeth sweat.
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Pasted from:

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus....88Today , 12:37

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Quote: Originally posted by bill78

"Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.
" > > >

Is this quote an out-of-this-world prediction, hereoisreal?

How's your wife doing, with that eye appointment thing

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The word "GOD" phonetically can be read as:

Seven circles folded. (once)

Seven 360s over 2 (2,520 divided by two)

Beginning,G

End, D

and nothing (0) in between.

The prince of this world (Messiah) cometh and has "nothing" in me.
Rev. 12:5

Thanks for asking about my wife. Things are looking up.

She says I have perfect eyes in my AZ. She calls it 20/20

hind sight. Zec. 9:9

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Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,21:34)
No sweat

Life, contrary to what some have said, is not a race to see who is first.  In fact, it's not even a race.  Jesus walked his whole life except for two short donkey rides, but he finished
If you have decided to compete for the prize, it might be wise to prepair a congratulatory speech to all those who might get there before you. It's called " good sportsmanship" and "losing graciously". IMO, there ought to be special classes in all school levels,from grade school to college, to teach this.
When you've had a long record of success, been given awards,  are worshiped by your admirers,
and have had plenty of time to think about, "What if someone ever beats me?", don't say to the kids
watching, "We really are a better team than them.  They just got lucky."

They say the smart money was on Golieth, but by
chance, David got lucky.


 Eze 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge
. Eze 44:17 And it shall come to pass, [that] when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within.
Eze 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird [themselves] with any thing that causeth sweat.
Zero

Today, while waiting for my wife in the Target
parking lot, I was thinking about yesterday's
post above.  I said, "God, I've got to slow down
and live what I preach, take time to smell the roses."
Then across from me, a car pulled in to park.
There was just one word on the license plate:

                      "Pooky1"

Just before going to Target, we had been to lunch
at the Olive Garden, where I had stopped in the
foyer as we were leaving,to smell the artificial
flowers as a joke.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,00:19   

Dear Dr Adams,
I live in Florida but have a summer
home in NC near Burnsville.

Get help when the loads too heavy.

Zero


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Here's story # 283 on my web page:

THE STORY OF THE THREE BARES
There are two infinities and I am not talking about cars. There’s infinity ‘big’ and there’s infinity ‘small’. Infinity big is composed of an infinite number of infinite smalls.
You can search in and out, up and down, east and west, as far and as long as you wish. You can even design and build tools to help you along, but they are unending. Man tries to find the small end with a microscope and the big end with a telescope. You were born with naked eyes to function and behold the world around you. That is a bare fact.
There are three time periods: the past, present and future. You cannot live in the past or future.
There are three heavenly bodies that play the greatest role in our lives. The sun, earth and moon. One is too big; one is too little; the other is just right. One is too hot; one is too cold; the other is just right.
I was thinking about that one day as I picked up a Reader’s Digest. I clumsily opened the book near the middle and my eyes fell on some lines of humor, which I began to read. A man vacationing, I believe in a national park, went to the public bath to shower. When he tried unsuccessfully to adjust the water temperature, he shouted in disgust, “This water is too cold.” Another grown-up voice hollered, “This water is too hot.” Then, from a third stall, a small voice proclaimed, “This water is just right.”

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,01:09   

God's 10 %
Jesus's reward for healing 10 lepers was one "Thank you"  10 %
Jesus said, " I have chosen you 12." (one is a devil )
U 12 = 3 x God (2112)
10 % of  1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 10 x 11 x 12 = God x God x God  (704 x 54 x 1260)  
"Word" x 3 AZ = G x O x D x Love  ( 22,680 )  John 1:1  Zec 9:9
U 12 x 22,680 =  47,900,160

Do the math
A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc

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Do the math



naw, i don't like your dance.  can i do the hustle instead?

I see that mental institutions now allow patients full internet access.

must be fun for you.

you do know you're completely insane, right?

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The writing on the wall.

Think of GOD as a pencil:

There's a createing end,

an erasing end,

and the middle "that"

holds them together.

One GOD, three parts:

G, O, & D  (The beginning,

end, and everything between )

I AM  THAT  I AM

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

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Luk 13:4  Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?

   
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Quote
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 30 2006,08:34)
 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,22:37)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 29 2006,09:52)
   
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,09:38)
And what are the "chances" that you have 2
eyes to see them?

Zero

If you want depth perception and redundancy, quite likely.

Richard, I wonder what chance, chance has of
recognizing a need for focus or redundancy?

Especially something external to itself.

Just a thought.

Zero

your idocy is this:

you think that chance cannot recognise the "need for focus or redundancy". That's but a straw man.

rephrase your question thusly:

"does redundancy or having eyes that can focus increase or decrease the likelyhood of the thing in question surviving to reproduce".

Of course, 100 eyes may take resources that the creature needs to survive and others spending less energy on that item may survive, but that's likely way over your ability to comprehend - there is no benefit to a mutation if the enviroment does not favour that mutation.

Now just go away and read your bible.

But a one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Why does he need two to survive?
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And what are the "chances" that you have 2
eyes to see them?

Zero

If you want depth perception and redundancy, quite likely.

Richard, I wonder what chance, chance has of
recognizing a need for focus or redundancy?

Especially something external to itself.

Just a thought.

Zero

your idocy is this:

you think that chance cannot recognise the "need for focus or redundancy". That's but a straw man.

rephrase your question thusly:

"does redundancy or having eyes that can focus increase or decrease the likelyhood of the thing in question surviving to reproduce".

Of course, 100 eyes may take resources that the creature needs to survive and others spending less energy on that item may survive, but that's likely way over your ability to comprehend - there is no benefit to a mutation if the enviroment does not favour that mutation.

Now just go away and read your bible.

But a one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Why does he need two to survive?

tell ya what, why dont you tell me how 2 eyes (stereo) is a survival advantage over 1 eye.

You are quite right, 1 eye is better then none (assuming you live in an enviroment that is lit!;) and 2 are better then 1 (assuming there is a survival benefit for 2 over 1 and stereo vision is also more usefull).

Is that simple enougth for you?

Tell ya what, your next move should be something like "but what use is half an eye?".

That's an easy one.

   
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oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Zero

Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?
Quote
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Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 31 2006,16:28)
oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Zero

Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?


:p

I am back to report Sire, that Zero has kicked the Beckett.
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TPH messin' about, says:
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I am back to report Sire, that Zero has kicked the Beckett.


Watt?

   
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Toilet paper

(Written 2/28/06)

Years ago my wife and I knew a couple who had problems getting along.
The wife mentioned to us a particular habit he had
of complaining that she used too much toilet paper.  They separated shortly there after of course.

Ever since, when Joan brings in a package of it, especially super size, from the grocery, I remind her that we really need to cut back. It's one of our in-house out-house jokes.

Two days ago, while reading the paper she exclaimed!  "Honey, you gotta see this!"
Some man, here in Florida, had killed another during  an argument about toilet paper.

When Joan asked me to jot down a couple of items for a grocery list yesterday, even though I knew we had plenty, I wrote down toilet paper and underlined it.

When she finally saw the list she remarked, " It's ironic that you listed 'toilet paper'.  I was going to add it because I have a coupon for it."

Today I read to her the above.  She answered,
“The store was out of the coupon size so I got a rain check.”

Today, March 2, I noticed that we were almost out of tooth paste so I started another list:

1. tooth paste
2 Don’t for get your rain check.

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How many angels does it take to change a
light bulb?

Four.  One to hold the light and three to turn
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You might call this an "open letter to Sal"

http://www.uncommondescent.com/archives/1752#more-1752


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This is an all-star cast.
The ID movement is incredibly exciting. As the 21st century begins to unfold, it is becoming increasingly obvious that materialistic reductionism is hopelessly doomed as an explanation for all that we observe. Physical reality is just a medium — a medium in which information, design and mind are expressing themselves.
This will be the great scientific discovery of our age.
Comment by GilDodgen — November 2, 2006 @ 1:40 am
4. crandaddy // Nov 2nd 2006 at 2:12 am
Why are these conferences always either on the West Coast or the East Coast? What about those of us in the middle?
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Sal, I hope you have a great time meeting all these great men.  Sorry, but I won't be there.

It took the Intelligent Designer 70 weeks to empliment and finish his plans and yall are gonna do it in 3 days?

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this

fold:

them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be

one fold,

[and] one shepherd

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Luk 4:9  And he brought him to Jerusalem, and set him on a pinnacle of the temple, and said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence:

Luk 4:10  For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee:

Luk 4:11  And in [their] hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone

It's sorta like walking on water. it breaks all the laws of physics.


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Everyone likes a good puzzle.
If you had a 704 piece puzzle to put together,
the easiest two to find would be the first
and last, beginning and end.

That's the same situation we have with
finding "God".
We have a beginning, G.
We have an end, D.
Now. all we  have to find is the middle, O. ( God between God, AZ , 126).

1Ch 28:18 And for the altar of incense refined gold by weight; and gold for the pattern
of the chariot of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark of the

covenant of the LORD

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune
with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims
which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will
give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

AZ, alpha and omega, equals beginning and the end, the first times the last.

Rev 22:13  I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

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An irreducible complex system (ICS):

A trap, bait, and a baiter.(bait and switch)

Is this a bad thing?


2Ki 10:18 ¶ And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; [but] Jehu shall serve him much.

2Ki 10:19  Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice [to do] to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did [it] in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal.

2Ki 10:20  And Jehu said, Proclaim a solemn assembly for Baal. And they proclaimed [it].

2Ki 10:21  And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was full from one end to another.

2Ki 10:22  And he said unto him that [was] over the vestry, Bring forth vestments for all the worshippers of Baal. And he brought them forth vestments.

2Ki 10:23  And Jehu went, and Jehonadab the son of Rechab, into the house of Baal, and said unto the worshippers of Baal, Search, and look that there be here with you none of the servants of the LORD, but the worshippers of Baal only.

2Ki 10:24  And when they went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings, Jehu appointed fourscore men without, and said, [If] any of the men whom I have brought into your hands escape, [he that letteth him go], his life [shall be] for the life of him.

2Ki 10:25  And it came to pass, as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the captains, Go in, [and] slay them; let none come forth. And they smote them with the edge of the sword; and the guard and the captains cast [them] out, and went to the city of the house of Baal.

2Ki 10:26  And they brought forth the images out of the house of Baal, and burned them.

2Ki 10:27  And they brake down the image of Baal, and brake down the house of Baal, and made it a draught house unto this day.

2Ki 10:28  Thus Jehu destroyed Baal out of Israel.

2Ki 10:29 ¶ Howbeit [from] the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin, Jehu departed not from after them, [to wit], the golden calves that [were] in Bethel, and that [were] in Dan.

2Ki 10:30  And the LORD said unto Jehu, Because thou hast done well in executing [that which is] right in mine eyes, [and] hast done unto the house of Ahab according to all that [was] in mine heart, thy children of the fourth [generation] shall sit on the throne of Israel.

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Jhn 10:34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?

One god said to another god, " Let me tell you about my grandkids.  One is
only 300,000 years old and he's already walking.


Rev 11:16 And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,

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Yes, Virginia, there is a burning bush.

Do you have an "issue" with God that won't go away?

2Ki 4:8 ¶ And it fell on a day, that Elisha passed to Shunem, where [was] a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread. And [so] it was, [that] as oft as he passed by, he turned in thither to eat bread.

2Ki 4:9  And she said unto her husband, Behold now, I perceive that this [is] an holy man of God, which passeth by us continually.

2Ki 4:10  Let us make a little chamber, I pray thee, on the wall; and let us set for him there a bed, and a table, and a stool, and a candlestick: and it shall be, when he cometh to us, that he shall turn in thither.

2Ki 4:11  And it fell on a day, that he came thither, and he turned into the chamber, and lay there.

2Ki 4:12  And he said to Gehazi his servant, Call this Shunammite. And when he had called her, she stood before him.

2Ki 4:13  And he said unto him, Say now unto her, Behold, thou hast been careful for us with all this care; what [is] to be done for thee? wouldest thou be spoken for to the king, or to the captain of the host? And she answered, I dwell among mine own people.

2Ki 4:14  And he said, What then [is] to be done for her? And Gehazi answered, Verily she hath no child, and her husband is old.

2Ki 4:15  And he said, Call her. And when he had called her, she stood in the door.

2Ki 4:16  And he said, About this season, according to the time of life, thou shalt embrace a son. And she said, Nay, my lord, [thou] man of God, do not lie unto thine handmaid.

2Ki 4:17  And the woman conceived, and bare a son at that season that Elisha had said unto her, according to the time of life.

2Ki 4:18 ¶ And when the child was grown, it fell on a day, that he went out to his father to the reapers.

2Ki 4:19  And he said unto his father, My head, my head. And he said to a lad, Carry him to his mother.

2Ki 4:20  And when he had taken him, and brought him to his mother, he sat on her knees till noon, and [then] died.

2Ki 4:21  And she went up, and laid him on the bed of the man of God, and shut [the door] upon him, and went out.

2Ki 4:22  And she called unto her husband, and said, Send me, I pray thee, one of the young men, and one of the asses, that I may run to the man of God, and come again.

2Ki 4:23  And he said, Wherefore wilt thou go to him to day? [it is] neither new moon, nor sabbath. And she said, [It shall be] well.

2Ki 4:24  Then she saddled an ass, and said to her servant, Drive, and go forward; slack not [thy] riding for me, except I bid thee.

2Ki 4:25  So she went and came unto the man of God to mount Carmel. And it came to pass, when the man of God saw her afar off, that he said to Gehazi his servant, Behold, [yonder is] that Shunammite:

2Ki 4:26  Run now, I pray thee, to meet her, and say unto her, [Is it] well with thee? [is it] well with thy husband? [is it] well with the child? And she answered, [It is] well.

2Ki 4:27  And when she came to the man of God to the hill, she caught him by the feet: but Gehazi came near to thrust her away. And the man of God said, Let her alone; for her soul [is] vexed within her: and the LORD hath hid [it] from me, and hath not told me.

2Ki 4:28  Then she said, Did I desire a son of my lord? did I not say, Do not deceive me?

2Ki 4:29  Then he said to Gehazi, Gird up thy loins, and take my staff in thine hand, and go thy way: if thou meet any man, salute him not; and if any salute thee, answer him not again: and lay my staff upon the face of the child.

2Ki 4:30  And the mother of the child said, [As] the LORD liveth, and [as] thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. And he arose, and followed her.

2Ki 4:31  And Gehazi passed on before them, and laid the staff upon the face of the child; but [there was] neither voice, nor hearing. Wherefore he went again to meet him, and told him, saying, The child is not awaked.

2Ki 4:32 ¶ And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, [and] laid upon his bed.

2Ki 4:33  He went in therefore, and shut the door upon them twain, and prayed unto the LORD.

2Ki 4:34  And he went up, and lay upon the child, and put his mouth upon his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his hands upon his hands: and he stretched himself upon the child; and the flesh of the child waxed warm.

2Ki 4:35  Then he returned, and walked in the house to and fro; and went up, and stretched himself upon him: and the child sneezed seven times, and the child opened his eyes.

2Ki 4:36  And he called Gehazi, and said, Call this Shunammite. So he called her. And when she was come in unto him, he said, Take up thy son.

2Ki 4:37  Then she went in, and fell at his feet, and bowed herself to the ground, and took up her son, and went out.


That's like the "issue of blood" that wouldn't go away.


Mar 5:25  And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years,

Mar 5:26  And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse,

Mar 5:27  When she had heard of Jesus, came in the press behind, and touched his garment.

Mar 5:28  For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole.

Mar 5:29  And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in [her] body that she was healed of that plague.

Mar 5:30  And Jesus, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him, turned him about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes?

Mar 5:31  And his disciples said unto him, Thou seest the multitude thronging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me?

Mar 5:32  And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing.

Mar 5:33  But the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth.

Mar 5:34  And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,16:58   

Some, in fact most all of my E mail and pm’s, say I am
“incomprehensible and off-topic”,
and most of them say I don’t make any clear point. I think I might take a  look at how I might be more explicit and clear. And thanks for the advise


My reply:

Everything I say can be proven with numbers.

I grew up a fundy but grew through it.

You see, I know them like the back of my
hand.  I've been in the camp.  They are just
as wrong as the atheists and I'm right in
the middle, catching heal from both ends.

Everyday of my life is exciting because it's
like the waters are parting ahead of me.

Curses....let’em come.  Laughter...let it come.

What goes around comes around.

The devil made a wager with God that he could
show mankind the ugliest picture possible, God
killing his son for their sins, and that Paul would
preach that as the most beautiful picture
ever created and anyone could take that to the bank
and say,"God owes me heaven because he (or we)
killed him"  
They fell for it.  He said,"Come on kids follow me.
I have the mind of God."
They sold their souls to the devil.
The trap is set with bait on it.  (That's ICS, a trap, bait, and  baiter)
Paul said, and this is the first and last time I will quote him:


2Cr 11:16 I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise,
yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little

Gal 1:8  But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel
unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

Gal 1:9  As we said before, so say I now again, If any [man] preach
any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.


Low and behold, here comes an angel from heaven preaching another gospel.

Rev 14:6 ¶ And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,

( Let the trumpet sound )

Rev 14:7  Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

Here's the everlasting gospel:

God the father, Jesus, went to the cross.

His son, the Christ child, Messiah, King of kings, is born after the cross in Rev. 12:5  

That sorta leaves out the possibility

of separation of church and state.

Now, you can read Psm 2 in context:

Psa 2:1  Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take
             counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Psa 2:4  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.


Psa 2:5  Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Psa 2:6  Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

Psa 2:7  I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou [art] my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

Psa 2:8  Ask of me, and I shall give [thee] the heathen [for] thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth [for] thy possession.

Psa 2:9  Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Psa 2:10  Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Psa 2:11  Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Psa 2:12  Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish [from] the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed [are] all they that put their trust in him.



Does God have plans, direction, vision, and purpose?

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.



Contrary to the present gospel, sins are not

"paid for", they are forgiven.

Those forgiven most will love most.

Life is about family and home, which I

mention quite often in my posts.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 05 2006,00:54   

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....;t=3517

Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 04 2006,17:05)
 Quote (mcc @ Nov. 03 2006,23:39)
 Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 02 2006,20:29)
I asked a simple question and expected a

simple answer.

You asked a gibberish non-question with no conceivable answer.

Most agree, ID is dead.  Was God ever I AM?  Is God

dead?  

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2006,00:06   

I am older than dirt.  Before Abraham was, I AM.

Let me tell you about my grand kids:

I have three grandbabies.  One is a doctor in Minnasota.  One is retired from
the milatary and little Johnnie Doe is only 300,000 years old and he's already
walking.  In fact, his birthday is comin' up again next month.


Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

Rev 2:17 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth [it].

Rev 3:21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

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The following is story # 12 on my web site at:

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SEARCH  FOR GOD

September 18, 1996, I went to the Netscape search engine and typed the word “God” on my computer.  When the result came back, it read:  “No matches found.  Your search is too general.  Be more specific.  Instead of “Dog”, use “Cocker Spaniel”.  I thought, “Should I search for “big God” or “little God”?

A few weeks later, I ran across this joke in the October 1996 Reader’s Digest:

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?  He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Today, November 6, 2006, I realized "big" plus "dog" = God (704)

There use to be a commercial for toilet paper called "Mr. Big".
It came in three rolls and the jingle said, "I love you, Mr. Big."

3 x Big (18) = Love (54)

318 + 360 = 678 (666 + 12 foundations)

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2006,16:10   

A wonderful thing happened today!

A man realized that I knew he hates my guts.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2006,04:33   

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1712962#post1712962


Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913
"Today, November 6, 2006, I realized "big" plus "dog" = God (704)"

What in hades does that mean? Where do you get all these calculations?
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888


A = 1, Z = 26 (First & Last)

I (9) x N (14),first & last letters in the bible = 126 (AZ)

The word "God" says:

"Seven circles folded once. (7 x 360 divided by 2), 1260 (AZ + "nothing")"

"WORD" ( W x O x R x D ) = Jehovah x 360 (69 weeks)

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Gone With The Wind

2Ch 3:13 The wings of these cherubims spread themselves forth twenty cubits:
and they stood on their feet, and their faces [were] inward.

Rev 11:11 ¶ And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them,and they stood upon their feet; and great
fear fell upon them which saw them.
 
Rev 11:12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither.
And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

The first resurrection occured at the "dot" in the middle of Rev 11:12 after the word hither.

Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind,
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.

Pray for the win.  Pray for the wind.  And pray for the windage.

The smart money was on Golieth.

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70 six fold = 4480
70 seven fold = 8960
8960 x 99 = God x 1260
1260 = seven circles (360s) folded. (divided by two)
The word "GOD" says seven circles folded (once).

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

Luk 15:4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

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God's first words:

"Let there be light."

Mat 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Mar 13:31 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Luk 21:33 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Jhn 1:1 ¶ In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God.

Jesus wrote the book, then said, "It is finished."

Jehovah x 360 = W x O x R x D (24,840)

24,840 + 360 = 70 weeks (69 +1)

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,09:07   

Since zero's postings have absolutely nothing to do with evolution, intelligent design, the price of tea in China, or anything else rational, and are not generating any conversation or responses (expect to point out their total lack of coherence and relevance), I vote to delete or close the thread and ask him to quit with the bible numerology stuff or bug off.

Not that I get a vote.  Just sayin'.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,10:39   

Steve, ID has been my primary topic on this thread and will continue to be.

My wife is an excellent cook and when she is asked for a recipe, she doesn't write down all the ingredients she leaves out.

I have not bashed evolution and will not attempt to embarress you here.

I'm glad Toothbrush is not God.

You are on the spot and are almighty here.  With one push of the button, and I'm outta here.



Story # 47 on my site:

OCEAN TO GAS
         I went to work one morning and turned to the mechanic next to me and said, "If God wanted to, He could turn the oceans into gas and look for someone with a match."  A couple of hours later I was listening to the radio when the news came on.  The announcer said that a Cuban refugee had boarded an airliner, thrown gasoline on a stewardess and threatened to strike a match.

Zero

Reason for edit: I cut this short because I was in
the process of getting all the dead earthworms out
of my swimming pool.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,21:06   

Some of this I've said before, however I feel it's worth repeating.

Circular reasoning

"It is enough."

Luk 22:38 And they said, Lord, behold, here [are] two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.

See Rev 14:14 & 14:17


I x N (beginning x end ) x it = one x one week = AZ x 180  = G x O x D x love = 1260 (seven circles folded)
x ( 9 + 9 ) = AZ x ( [I x N] + Love ) = AZ x 360/2 = Zec 9:9 = King, AZ, & Foal = John 10:16 =

John 1: 1 = WORD x 3 AZ = G x O x D x God  (God is Love)


I AM + I AM + I AM = Jehovah

Jehovah x 360 = W x O x R x D  (69 weeks )

360 = One week ( one generation, one circle )

Mat 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

Does God have a goal, a plan?

In seventy weeks:

1. finish the transgression
2. make an end of sins
3. make reconciliation for iniquity
4.bring in everlasting righteousness
5.seal up the vision and prophecy
6.anoint the most Holy

Did you hear about the spider sooo big he had a World Wide Web?

WWW x 360 + one 360 = 70 weeks

Dan 9:24  Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish
the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to
bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,07:29   

I have said the first resurrection occured in the middle of Rev 11:12.

Here is the big, big, big bang:

Rev 20:9 And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.

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When AZ became three:

(GOD), (11 hid in 111), (AZ x 1.5)    Zec 9:9

AZ x 1.5 x 180 = IRON  (34,020) Rev. 12:5

Man's best friend is God turned backward.

Zec 9:9 ¶ Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.

"This day thou shalt be with me in paradise."  (pair rode AZ)

Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

Rev 16:19  And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.

How God armed a Gideon for the battle of Armageddon:

Jdg 7:16  And he divided the three hundred men [into] three companies, and he put a trumpet in every man's hand, with empty pitchers, and lamps within the pitchers.

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913

YHWH = Zero (64)?
Jesus = 74 (GD)?

GD + "nothing in me" = God???????????


OK, now you ARE joking -- there's no way even a fruitcake or a crackpot would say something (clearly out of THIN AIR or RANDOM picking of numbers) so silly.

WHY is Jesus 72, WHY is God 64? Jesus is more letters, it MUST add to more than God. That makes NO SENSE. Are you making this up randomly?

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Jesus is NOT 72.

Jesus = 74
YHWH = Zero (64)
God = 26
Jehovah = 69 ( 3 x I AM )
Nothing = Truth
Eve + v = ewe
Eve + 22 = Love (God is love)
Eve x 22 = God (704), and there's a zero in it.

God = 704, 54, 26, and 1260 (AZ + nothing )

I use a code, a numerical value for each letter of the alphabet.
A equals 1. Z equals 26.
I total up the individual letters in a word to get its value. An example:
point(16+15+9+14 +20) = 74 (GD).
Finished=74
Jesus = 74
messiah = 74
yshua = 74
cross = 74
beauty = 74
heavens = 74 (the heavens declare)
clouds = 74 (coming in the clouds)
signet = 74
between = 74 (74/2 = 37) (cg) (fold)

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

gospel = 74
Jesus said, "The prince of this world cometh and has nothing (O) in me". Jesus (GD) plus nothing (O) = God See Ez. 46:8

Jewels = 74
Mal 3:16 ¶ Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.

Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him.

Here is wisdom:
74 + 9 = wisdom 83
74 X 9 = 666

"You 12".... 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78
3X God (3x26)= 78
The total of the next 12 = 3 x Jesus (222)
The combination of the first 3 12's (1-36)=666 (Check out a roulette table.)
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
"What God" = 78
"Joined together" = 222
25 through 36 = 366
366 + 12 foundations (O & double Zero ) = 378 ( 3 x AZ ) AZ under.
12 x Jesus = 888
88 x 8 = 704 (God )
8 + 8 + 8 = gap

Rev 12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

There are 24 elders around the throne in Rev.

24 X 74 = 1776

New birth 7/04/1776

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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

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You mean Isaiah 11:1 Yishay (yee-shah'-ee) Iesae

Is this the only place where Jesus was in the septuagint?

If Mary wanted her son to be the saviour, then why didn't she call him yee-shah'-ee ?

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No Joshua is translated Éçóïõ (in Greek names, the forms of the name change depending on their function in the sentence is which is why it is not Éçóïõò here) in Ex. 17:9 in the LXX (Septuagint) and Éçóïõò in Ex. 17:10, 13; 24:13; 32:17; and 33:11; just to name the ones from Exodus. In all, Éçóïõò in all its forms shows up 240 times in the LXX including the Apocrypha.



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The palindrome of Bolton would be "Notlob."  It don't make sense!

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Dude, just let Zero keep talking to himself.  It keeps him out of everyone's way.

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This is my rock of all ages. It has adults, babies,
and every age between.

There is nothing there but family and they are tied
together by themselves.

All are symmetrical and are made of the same stuff.

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Mat 13:45  Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls:


Mat 13:46  Who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had, and bought it.

Luk 4:23 And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

This is God's country.


The doctor is "IN".

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913

YHWH = Zero (64)?
Jesus = 74 (GD)?

GD + "nothing in me" = God???????????


OK, now you ARE joking -- there's no way even a fruitcake or a crackpot would say something (clearly out of THIN AIR or RANDOM picking of numbers) so silly.

WHY is Jesus 72, WHY is God 64? Jesus is more letters, it MUST add to more than God. That makes NO SENSE. Are you making this up randomly?
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Jesus is NOT 72.

Jesus = 74
YHWH = Zero (64)
God = 26
Jehovah = 69 ( 3 x I AM )
Nothing = Truth
Eve + v = ewe
Eve + 22 = Love (God is love)
Eve x 22 = God (704), and there's a zero in it.

God = 704, 54, 26, and 1260 (AZ + nothing )

I use a code, a numerical value for each letter of the alphabet.
A equals 1. Z equals 26.
I total up the individual letters in a word to get its value. An example:
point(16+15+9+14 +20) = 74 (GD).
Finished=74
Jesus = 74
messiah = 74
yshua = 74
cross = 74
beauty = 74
heavens = 74 (the heavens declare)
clouds = 74 (coming in the clouds)
signet = 74
between = 74 (74/2 = 37) (cg) (fold)

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

gospel = 74
Jesus said, "The prince of this world cometh and has nothing (O) in me". Jesus (GD) plus nothing (O) = God See Ez. 46:8

Jewels = 74
Mal 3:16 ¶ Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.

Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him.

Here is wisdom:
74 + 9 = wisdom 83
74 X 9 = 666

"You 12".... 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78
3X God (3x26)= 78
The total of the next 12 = 3 x Jesus (222)
The combination of the first 3 12's (1-36)=666 (Check out a roulette table.)
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
"What God" = 78
"Joined together" = 222
25 through 36 = 366
366 + 12 foundations (O & double Zero ) = 378 ( 3 x AZ ) AZ under.
12 x Jesus = 888
88 x 8 = 704 (God )
8 + 8 + 8 = gap

Rev 12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

There are 24 elders around the throne in Rev.

24 X 74 = 1776

New birth 7/04/1776

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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

Recenty I bumped into the Jesus=888 idea. Here's a website explaining it if you are new to this.
http://www.jesus8880.com/

To me, this indicates that the Greek mystics chose "Iesous", because it was 888, not because it had much resemblance to his supposed name y'hoshua. At the very least, they tacked an s onto the end.

It is said that the Masoretic scribes (200BC) stayed away from the name yahashua because it was too close to YHWH, so they used yehashua.

yahushua appears to mean IaHU-savior, where IaHU is the short form of IaHUeH. Was this a common name around 4BC?

It appears that Jesus had no given name.


Éçóïõò is the Greek translation of Joshua in the Septuagint, the Greek translation of the Hebrew Scriptures which was around at least a hundred years prior to Jesus.

Therefore, Jesus had a name, which we now transliterate straight from Hebrew as Joshua
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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

You mean Isaiah 11:1 Yishay (yee-shah'-ee) Iesae

Is this the only place where Jesus was in the septuagint?

If Mary wanted her son to be the saviour, then why didn't she call him yee-shah'-ee ?


No Joshua is translated &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965; (in Greek names, the forms of the name change depending on their function in the sentence is which is why it is not &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; here) in Ex. 17:9 in the LXX (Septuagint) and &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; in Ex. 17:10, 13; 24:13; 32:17; and 33:11; just to name the ones from Exodus. In all, &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; in all its forms shows up 240 times in the LXX including the Apocrypha.

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This is the only point (74) I was trying to make when this post was deleated:

(&#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965) showes up
on the site as "INOOU".

INOOU = 74 (Jesus)

9 x Jesus = 666

12 x Jesus = 888

88x8 = God (704)

24 x Jesus = 1776

new birth = 7/04/1776

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Psa 37:37  Mark the perfect [man], and behold the upright: for the end of [that] man [is] peace.

fold (37) + fold (37) = Jesus (74)

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

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Here is an example of an isopsephia riddle taken from the Christian Sybyllines which the early Church claimed were written before the time of Christianity and which were widely touted as prophesies of the new religion:

When the virgin shall give birth to the-word of God the Most High, she shall give to the-word a name, and from the east a star will shine in the midst of day gleaming down from heaven above proclaiming to mortal men a great sign. Yes, then shall the son of the great God come to men, clothed in flesh like mortals on earth. Four vowels he has ... and twofold the consonants in him ... and now I will declare to you the whole number ... eight monads, and to these as many decads, and eight hundreds his name will show.

The Sybylline Oracles, circa 150 AD

To solve the riddle, the son of God has to have a name with four vowels which is transparent in meaning. The word "twofold" however is a mini riddle because many people think "twofold" refers back to the number of vowels. If that is true, the mysterious name must have twelve letters ...eight consonants and four vowels. It is interesting to note that the average value of the twelve Greek letters is the "whole number 74" (more on that later). The other possibility is that "twofold" refers to the number of consonants which means the name has six letters. The final constraint is that the number of his name must be "888" (8 + 80 + 800). The answer is that the word twofold actually refers to the number of consonants because the Greek name Iesous has four vowels I, H, O, U and one consonant ... the letter S ... which appears "twofold" times ... and all six Greek letters now add up to "888." Amazingly, the whole number "74" is the common factor of all the names and titles of Jesus! See table below.

Jesus = IhsouV = 10+8+200+70+400+200 = 888

The Mystery of the "Raised Jesus"  
(888 x 10) = 8880
This may seem incredible: nobody in modern times before the publication of this book has ever recognized that the gematria value of key words such as "fishes," "loaves," "the net," the "sun," and the names  "Jesus," "John the Baptist," "Simon Peter," the collective names of his twelve apostles are all linked to each other through very simple geometric ratios based on "the number" of the name "Jesus" raised by a power of ten to the number "8880." Matthew, Mark, and John used this geometric relationship extensively in their gospels! All the "mysteries" of Christianity are based on the metaphor of the raised Jesus (8880). Some striking examples are shown in the table below (browse the site to see the Greek spellings and more examples of gematria)

Name or Title
Gematria Value
Common Factor 74
Product

Jesus
  888
74 x 12
888 x 10 = 8880

Christ
1480
74 x 20
1480 x 6 = 8880

John the Baptist
2220
74 x 30
2220 x 4 = 8880

Son of Man
2960
74 x 40
2960 x 3 = 8880

The raised Jesus
8880
74 x 120
8880 x 1 = 8880

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God is a family, plural, and the kings of the earth know it:

Psa 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD,and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Jhn 10:30  I and [my] Father are one.

I (9) + 351 = 360

Isa 13:12 I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.

The golden wedge of Ophir is nine (9) degrees.

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913


.......or was 666 a talmudic/tanakh number for "the beast" before that?


of course,

it is gematria of "meah shearim", a hundredfold, in Genesis 26:12,

And Isaac sowed in that land, and he found in that year a hundred fold, and the Lord blessed him.

hundred, hey what is hundred?

10+20+30+40=100 - it forms a triangle.

100 is the value of the letter "kuf", nineteenth letter of Hebrew alphabet.

"kuf"= needle's eye; spelled out it has gematria 186, which is also gematria of "makom" = place; name of God, "the omnipresent".
God -- Hashem YHWH -- in numbers 10-5-6-5.
186 is the squared name: 10x10+5x5+6x6+5x5.

"kuf" is fourth letter from the end of alefbet; "dalet" is fourth letter from the beginning.
They form each others "atbash". (Zero is in the middle -- between "kaf" and "lamed")

"dalet" (as word) = door; gematria 434.

434 is the number of words in the first chapter of Hebrew Genesis.

the 434th word is "hashishi"= the sixth.

The name of God, HaShem, is hidden in the beginletters of the last two words of Genesis 1 and teh first two words of Genesis 2,
"yom hashishi vaychulu hashamayim".

if you leave the leter "hey" of "hashishi" out, there is no HaShem anymore hidden there.

Then you would read "yom shishi" = sixth day.

gematria of "yom shishi" is 666

yud = 10
vav = 6
mem = 40
shin= 300
shin = 300
yud = 10.


the letters "kuf" and "dalet" togther form the word "dak" = thin, lean, fine, minute -- root of "d'yukan" - portrait, imago.

Rashi on Genesis 1:27, in the image of God He created him It explains to you that the image that was prepared for him was the image of the imago of his Creator. — [from B.B. 58a]

So now you might get an idea of what the beast of Revelation is about:

Revelation 13:15,
It was then permitted to breathe life into the beast's image, so that the beast's image could speak and (could) have anyone who did not worship it put to death.

it says: INRI --

"dak" has full value of 620 (434+186).

620 is gematria of "keter" = crown.

620 is the number of letters of the ten commandments inscribed on the first set of stone tablets smashed by Moses.

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"(Zero is in the middle -- between "kaf" and "lamed")

"dalet" (as word) = door; gematria 434.

434 is the number of words in the first chapter of Hebrew Genesis.

the 434th word is "hashishi"= the sixth."
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"Zero" is in the "middle" of "GOD".

360 + 74 (GD) = 434

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         Because I use a system whereby every word has a value, everything means something.  It must fit as a piece of a puzzle.  This is my own theory, but everything that I see fits in this puzzle.  I found this code years ago.  When I say I found it, I realize that I can't find anything unless God shows it to me. "A" equals one and "Z" equals 26.  Because I sort of peeped into heaven, I saw something beautiful. I don't know whether you'd call it a vision or imagination, but I wouldn't accept it.  Then this system, this simple code made all of this fall into place.  What I saw was what few preachers preach about, and what you can't find much information about in the libraries.  I accept that and there's a reason for it.  It is the significance of the one piece of gold from which Moses made the top to the Ark of the Covenant. (the lid to the box in the Holy of Holies.)  God described in detail how Moses was to make it.  I have a numerical value for this.  The number is 434.  (74+360 or Jesus + nothing.)

         I was up in the front office at General Dynamics and had 434 on my mind.   I had told the personnel director that I wanted to change my charity account to equal my union dues.  He said, "The union dues changed in January, and they're up to such and such figure, and you pay your charity weekly.  "So," he said, "here's what we'll do - we'll take the new union dues, multiply that by 12 and divide it by 52."  He did that on the scratch pad and said, "I come up with $4.34."

         I got to thinking about 434 and I realized that highway 434 in Orlando was the place that I spent the first full night in Florida when I came here ten years ago.  Then I found 434 in the 62 weeks in Daniel.  That would be 434 days. 69 weeks is broken down into 7 and 62 weeks, and there's no reason stated there, but it's simply telling me that 62 X 7 is 434 and that has significance.

         One day I was at Morrison's and as I was eating, I was thinking about all these 434's that had been coming up.  In fact DCD, which in the code is 434 - was put on Brevard County license plates.  In other words, this is the only county in the state that was given that numerical designation.  That was very significant to me as well.  I was thinking on all these 434's when in walks this preacher and his wife.  They sat at a table nearby, and throughout my whole meal I wanted to go over and tell him that I thought I may have found out something.  Then my better self, because of my past experiences said, "No, leave him alone.  But I want to tell him about these 434's that keep coming up," and something said, "No, just leave him alone."  Finishing my meal, I picked up my ticket and looked at it , it was $4.34.

         I bought an old car in Eufaula, Alabama, and I went to pick it up in a 1970 Marquis.  The gas gauge had been out for about three years - so as I started to leave, I noted the mileage mentally.  I do this when I fill up - otherwise I may run out of gas.  I noted when I filled up that day that the mileage read 410.  I thought, "How can I remember that?"  I said, "Well, I'll think of a 410 gauge shotgun."  That was my way of remembering what my mileage was as I started out for Alabama.  Before I left I made a one-mile detour to see somebody, and then on my way I picked up somebody and took them to a filling station - went out of my way, and I got lost one time because of a detour.  As I began to approach Eufaula, Alabama I looked at my speedometer and guesstimated what my mileage there would be.  I said, "It looks like it might turn out 434 miles added onto 410. But no, that really wouldn't happen.  I would be searching for answers, I would be trying to say, 'Is God real? Would God do that?' even though I 'm looking ahead that that might happen."  The more I read the number of miles to Eufaula, the more I realized that it might work out to be 434 miles.  There's a lake on the east side of Eufaula, and the city boundary is on the west end of that bridge as you enter the city.  As I hit that city limit sign of Eufaula I looked at my speedometer and it read 844, which would have worked out, subtracting the 410 to exactly 434 miles.

         It took me a while, but I finally realized that the initials of the company I had worked for five years were GDCD, General Dynamics Convair Division, and I knew that GD has the same value as Jesus (74), and that CD was 34, which has the same value as one, so GDCD meant Jesus + 1.  It also had reference to "a city (CD) on a hill" if Jesus was the hill and the CD was the 0 "nothing in me" split.

         In 434, I see hidden a total of 11 - 4, 3 & 4 - Jesus said, "The kingdom of heaven is like 3 measures in which a woman hid leaven," but I read it as 11.

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My house number for 25 years has been 434.

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http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/forumdisplay.php?f=161

I recieved an E from the Mods at this site explaining why I could not post.
Here is their E and my reply:


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Sir,

As you are aware there has been a change in your account status. You are presently in a form of probation called the matrix. This is a temporary condition which resulted from your accumulation of ten warning points. At the end of fourteen days your posting privileges will be restored.

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To the Mods at Theo: (It's all about the O)

I suspect, am not positive, that either SparkO or Pilgram were looking for a reasonto hack me.  
I may not want to post on your site any more.  My efforts to reach you have so far failed and my patience is drawing then.  Sometimes, it is best to shake the dust off your feet and move on.
I have found in life, that time goes by at the speed of light and that's pretty fast.
The best thing to do is wait upon the Lord and he is never early or late.

Blessings

Zero

Ps:  I am fighting the atheists on the site below also:

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Mat 13:45  Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls:


Mat 13:46  Who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had, and bought it.

Luk 4:23 And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

This is God's country.


The doctor is "IN".

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The "first" family:
Mother of all living
Child of all living
Father of all living

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Would God do this?

Psa 2:1 ¶ Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Psa 2:4  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Psa 2:5  Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Psa 2:6  Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

Psa 2:7  I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou [art] my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

Psa 2:8  Ask of me, and I shall give [thee] the heathen [for] thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth [for] thy possession.

Psa 2:9  Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Psa 2:10  Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Psa 2:11  Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Psa 2:12  Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish [from] the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed [are] all they that put their trust in him.

Rev 12:5  And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

Blessings

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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been  unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my hinny with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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I really hate to see this thread dying.

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Did you hear about the two trees falling on the flower shop on Garden street?
They say you couldn't see the florist for the trees.

Since I had made this joke up years ago and had told it many times, I debated whether to mention it among a group waiting to tee off at La Cita, especially
knowing they probably had heard it.  I decided, even though they were talking about the weather, not to try to fit it in.

At that moment Jim Palak walked up to the group, turned to me and said, "Did
you hear about that tree falling in the street near number eight tee?"

I said, "Come on Jim, what's the punch line?"

He replied, "No, I'm serious.  There's a big magnolia tree down in the street
and when the city workers started cleaning it up, they found a body underneath."

"Now I know you're joking." I said, but he insisted he was telling the truth.

At about six O'clock in the morning, the tree had fallen on a woman jogger.
There was not a stir of breeze when it happened.

The next morning, as I and my group stood on number ten tee to begain
a round, I couldn't help but think of the morning before.  We were standing beneath a huge oak that leaned over us in a slight breeze.

I said, "God, why?  Why did you do that?"

Six holes later, after I had swung around the green on 16, and was getting out of my cart, one third of the tree behind Joe Arthurs's house came crashing
down on the cart path behind me.

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I think I have posted this before:

The new birth: (Borne again)

Jhn 3:1 There was a man of the Pharisees,
named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
Jhn 3:2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him,
Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for
no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
Jhn 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say
unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Jhn 3:4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is
old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
Jhn 3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee,
Except a man be born of water and [of] the Spirit,
he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
Jhn 3:6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh;
and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
Jhn 3:7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
Jhn 3:8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the
sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and
whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit

Years ago I wrote a little poem about this:
Pray For The Wind

A gentle breeze
stirs the trees.
Wind's affect
is what one sees.

Eze 37:8 And when I beheld, lo, the sinews and the flesh came up upon them,
and the skin covered them above: but [there was] no breath in them.

Ez. 37:9 Then He said to me, "Prophesy to the breath, prophesy, son of man, and say to the breath, 'Thus says the Lord GOD: "Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe on these slain, that they may live."

Eze 37:10 So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them,
and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great army.

(Notice these are slain).

Eze 37:11 Then he said unto me, Son of man, these bones are the whole house of Israel: behold, they say, Our bones are dried, and our hope is lost: we are cut off for our parts

. Eze 37:12 Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus
saith the Lord GOD; Behold, O my people, I will open
your graves, and cause you to come up out of
your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.

Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that I [am] the LORD,
when I have opened your graves, O my
people, and brought you up out of your graves,

Eze 37:14 And shall put my spirit in you, and ye shall live, and I shall place you in your own land: then shall ye know that I the LORD have spoken [it], and performed [it], saith the LORD



The new birth steps:

Step #1 God puts all bones together.
Step #2 God puts flesh on bones.
Step #3 God opens graves.
Step #4 God brings all Israel out of graves.
Step #5 God puts his spirit in each body.
Step #6 Each shall live.
Step #7 God places them in their own land, Israel
Step #8. Then they'll know God said it and did it


Eight steps for God.

Zero steps for man.

One giant leap for mankind.

Pray for the wind

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Toilet paper

(Written 2/28/06)

Years ago my wife and I knew a couple who had problems getting along.
The wife mentioned to us a particular habit he had
of complaining that she used too much toilet paper.  They separated shortly there after of course.

Ever since, when Joan brings in a package of it, especially super size, from the grocery, I remind her that we really need to cut back. It's one of our in-house out-house jokes.

Two days ago, while reading the paper she exclaimed!  "Honey, you gotta see this!"
Some man, here in Florida, had killed another during  an argument about toilet paper.

When Joan asked me to jot down a couple of items for a grocery list yesterday, even though I knew we had plenty, I wrote down toilet paper and underlined it.

When she finally saw the list she remarked, " It's ironic that you listed 'toilet paper'.  I was going to add it because I have a coupon for it."

Today I read to her the above.  She answered,
“The store was out of the coupon size so I got a rain check.”

March 2, I noticed that we were almost out of tooth paste so I started another list:

1. tooth paste
2 Don’t for get your rain check.
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The day of the "pooky 1" story, my wife was disappointed when I came into the Target store after parking and didn't immediately notice that her shopping cart was briming over with toilet paper.

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Life is a trip:

I said to a tenent of mine one day, "Life is a trip.
It's like the temple in Ezekiel where
everything inside is measured. If you come in through the north gate,
you have to leave through the south gate.

If you enter through the south door, you must depart through the north door.
Only the Prince, the Messiah, comes and goes
through the east (middle) gate."

I got in my truck, pulled out onto US 1, and wound up behind another truck.

I then glanced at a bumper sticker which said, " Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on."

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There is a follow up to the following which is why I'm repeating myself:

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This story has a ring to it:

In January, 2004, I was on my patio when I noticed my neighbor out in his backyard with a metal detector. He must have spent 3-4 hours scanning his grass.
I asked him the next day, as I leaned over our fence, what had he lost. He said that he was losing weight and had lost his gold wedding ring but didn't have any idea where or when. I then glanced to my left about 8-10 feet and spotted his ring in the grass.

Night before last, Joan's sister and husband were over and I told them the above story. The next day after we had done some shopping , we were having lunch at home when Shirley, my sis-in-law discovered one of her gold ear rings was missing. We searched the house for about an hour, then backtracted. While Bob and I went to one store, my wife and Shirley went to another. They pulled into the yard about 5 minutes after Bob and I with the ear ring.

Joan said that the one parking spot I had used that morning was empty so she parked there. They searched through the whole store and around the parking space before finally getting back in the car. Then Joan told Shirley to get out one more time and look around the parking spot, which she did and got back in. As Joan was backing out, she spotted the ear ring in the sand.

In February of 06, I was playing golf and riding with Dick Ledger in his cart when he mentioned that he was having trouble keeping his wedding ring on because he was losing weight.
The remark brought back memories of the above story from the year before so I told it to him.

When I arrived home that afternoon, my wife told me that she had spoken to Janet White on the phone and learned that Bill, her husband, had lost his
ring finger while trying to lift something heavy from his son’s truck.

A few days later, Bob and Shirley came to visit again and I told them all of the above. Just before they were about to leave, Bob discovered he had lost his wedding band. (He had been losing weight.)

After they left, my wife continued to look for the ring and asked me to help.
I didn’t and said to her, " He’ll probably find it in his trunk."
Our maid, Suzan came that day so my wife asked her to keep an eye out for it also. I told her the complete story up till then. And then, I told her a ring joke.
I said, " Do you know why my fanger smells like limon pie? It’s got my rang on it."

That night Shirley called. She said Bob had found his ring in the trunk of the car.

The next time Suzan came, I told her that Bob had found his ring.
She replied, " After you told me the ring joke, I went home and found my mother in the kitchen. I asked her what she was baking and she replied,
‘Limon meringue pie’."

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No sweat

Life, contrary to what some have said, is not a race to see who is first.  In fact, it's not even a race.  Jesus walked his whole life except for two short donkey rides, but he finished.
If you have decided to compete for the prize, it might be wise to prepair a congratulatory speech to all those who might get there before you. It's called " good sportsmanship" and "losing graciously". IMO, there ought to be special classes in all school levels,from grade school to college, to teach this.
When you've had a long record of success, been given awards,  are worshiped by your admirers, and have had plenty of time to think about, "What if someone ever beats me?", don't say to the kids watching, "We really are a better team than them.  They just got lucky."

They say the smart money was on Golieth, but by
chance, David got lucky.


Eze 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge
. Eze 44:17 And it shall come to pass, [that] when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within.
Eze 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird [themselves] with any thing that causeth sweat.

Zero

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Today, while waiting for my wife in the Target
parking lot, I was thinking about yesterday's
post above.  I said, "God, I've got to slow down
and live what I preach, take time to smell the roses."
Then across from me, a car pulled in to park.
There was just one word on the license plate:

                     "Pooky1"

Just before going to Target, we had been to lunch
at the Olive Garden, where I had stopped in the
foyer as we were leaving, to smell the artificial
flowers as a joke.  
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Three days later, Billy White, from "the ring story", and his wife Janet were over for dinner.  Bill and I discovered that we had just missed each other at Olive Garden and Target.
Bill began to speak and I interrupted him.  I said, "When you finish, I have an interesting story to tell you."  I had in mind the "Pooky 1" story.
Bill continued, "I ran into Pooky yesterday and he said Wayne Sparks is back from Sands Hospital."
I asked, "Who is Pooky?"
He replied, "You know, Jim Polk.  We call him "Pooky".

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A week ago, my wife, who had lost a pinky ring, found it in her golf glove.
That same day, Dick Ledger's wife, Joice, lost an earring.
Six days later, I found one in front of the pro shop.  I still don't know if it belongs to her.

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Cute:

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Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 02 2006,20:29)
I asked a simple question and expected a simple answer.

Most agree, ID is dead.  Was God ever I AM?  Is God

dead?  

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Which came first, light or eyes?
Was “Let there be light.” a prayer or command?

Gen 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness [was] upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Darkness is natural. Light is created.
Night is natural. Day is created.
Chaos is natural.  Order is created.
Hate is natural.  Love is created.

Jhn 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
                                                       
Gen 1:3  And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Gen 1:4  And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

Gen 1:5  And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

One half “day” plus one half “night” equals “evening and morning”.
One half light plus one half darkness equals “evening and morning”, dusk.
One half white plus one half black equals grey.

The first thing God created after light existed was “heaven”, something that
doesn’t change or move:

Jhn 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.

Gen 1:6  And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

Gen 1:7  And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which [were] under the firmament from the waters which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.

Gen 1:8  And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Mat 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hail shall not prevail against it.


The joining together of two opposites, plus and minus, male and female, birth and death, (beginning and end) creates “life” between,  that which can be measured.

Two infinities, big and small, folded once equals zero, a reference point.
O is in the middle of G and D.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

One half “hail” plus one half “ heaven” equals “home”.

Home is where the heart is, between the top of your head and the soles of your feet.

Love God with all your heart, soul, and mind. (middle, bottom, and top)

Zero

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The first is last:
Noah
N = last (14)
ah = first, I (1 + 8)
O is in the middle.

Coming into the ark by twos: Balance 101

1 plus (-1) = zero
2 plus (-2) = zero
3 plus (-3) = zero
99 plus (-99) = zero
47,900,160 plus (-47,900,160) = zero
You get the idea?

Mar 10:25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

A rich man plus a poor woman equals zero.

Isa 54:1 Sing, O barren, thou [that] didst not bear; break forth into singing, and cry aloud, thou [that] didst not travail with child: for more [are] the children of the desolate than the children of the married wife, saith the LORD.

The Ark

No rudder, no sail
No front, no tail
No left, no right
No lights in sight
No charts, no maps
Some prayers perhaps
No dinghy in tow
No motor to go
One window, one door
3 floors, no more
But it served its purpose

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2006,11:38   

crackpotsezwot?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2006,12:07   



When viewing a vcr tape I picked up of Raffi in concert, I realized that one of my
customers at our cocktail lounge was the spitten' image of Raffi.
The day after I made him a copy and gave it to him, this cartoon appeared
in my newspaper, the Florida Today.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2006,12:18   

So your whole religious view is based on coincidence?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2006,17:03   

Richard, I don't have a "religious view".
I have a reality view.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2006,11:53   

Some thoughts on Thanksgiving Day:

God's reward for healing ten lepers....one "Thank You"...10%.

Based upon the premise that he is satisfied with that, we should thank him for life and reality at least once every ten days, not one in 365.

Zero

Edit: Friends we had over for dinner today said
"The Ten Lepers" was the topic of the sermon this
morning at church.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2006,19:51   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 22 2006,17:03)
Richard, I don't have a "religious view".
I have a reality view.

er.. okay.


which is based on numerology / coincidence.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2006,03:45   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 23 2006,19:51)
Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 22 2006,17:03)
Richard, I don't have a "religious view".
I have a reality view.

er.. okay.


which is based on numerology / coincidence.

You might say that.
Numbers are real and incidents are real and I
know that God can count:

Luk 17:17 And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where [are] the nine?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2006,07:49   

Zero, you've got one long attention span...

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2006,09:10   

Where are the nine?  I thought everybody knew that -- in the latter days they became the dark lord's greatest servants, his Nazgul.  Allegedly brought low, but great evil never dies [thanks to accolytes such as yourself?]
etc.

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