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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,15:16   

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no way dude.  they are pure golden tardy goodness

don't take my word for it

Ouch, ouch, ow, oh!

Damn, you guys must have neurons of steel. Three paragraphs and It's like inhaling insanity sauce.

But at least I know what BA 77 would be like without the videos.

how about this one?

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....p=12564

it's just..... so refined.  it's like white flour stupidity.  these other dipshits are rotten acorns

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,15:49   

I guess there are times when nothing satisfies like a good, ripe durian.

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,17:01   

Oh man, that wasn't even the good thread.  "AFDave's Creator God Hypothesis" is one of the top tardicles of all time

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,18:35   

Dave's apotheosis was the Wallypants Wunder on whatever that defunct board is.

It had it all: physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, geology, exegetics, and tantrums.

Ah, petites madeleines . . .

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,20:32   

Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,20:43   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,21:32)
Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

Oh, here it is:

AFDave Posts a Graph, but keep reading.

(Found at UDoJ)

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,21:59   

man those were the goodle days.  lurking like a moffocka in them threads.  the tard has died out, yea verily so

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,22:12   

thanks for posting the UDoJ link Lou because the original image shack pic is expired and doesn't show up int he thread

goddam that was probably the funniest thing that ever happened on this board.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 14 2012,22:32   

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Bwahahahah - Joe G not even on the radar!

He's still trying to qualify:
       
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Why is it that artificial ribosomes do NOT function? If their functionality was the result of their physical and chemical components then artificial ribosomes should function just as the ribosomes found inside living organisms.

Artificial ribosomes are lacking the programming required by compilers to function.

This is one of his current favorites. I thought functional artificial ribosomes had been synthesised, but it doesn't matter either way. It hardly points to a missing magic ingredient - and certainly not capital-D-Design as that ingredient - if you can't. You just haven't got one of the functional points in sequence space yet.

Depends on what you mean by artificial.  [Curious how it always comes back to semantics with Jo-Jo.]

Anyway, if one means artificial as 'never before appearing on the Earth', then yes, it has been done.  I'll have to look up the reference.

If one means that a human assembled an RNA from scratch, by placing the nucleotides in order one at a time, then no it hasn't been done.  Why would that even be a requirement?  Has Jo-Jo ever built a car from parts?  And I mean parts here, no already assembled components like water pumps and alternators.  

So, if Jo-Jo can't build a functioning car from parts, then the claim is that unless cars are built in a factory, they don't work?

dumb

LMGTFY

This was in the list.

If Harold Faltermeyer had had sex with Kraftwerk.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,06:14   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,02:43)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,21:32)
Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

Oh, here it is:

AFDave Posts a Graph, but keep reading.

(Found at UDoJ)

This...this is my new favourite thing.

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,07:41   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,23:12)
thanks for posting the UDoJ link Lou because the original image shack pic is expired and doesn't show up int he thread

goddam that was probably the funniest thing that ever happened on this board.

Yeah, that whole AFDave thread was gold, but when the graph thing went down, that was the coup de TARD of all time.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,07:42   

Quote (Pilchard @ Sep. 15 2012,07:14)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,02:43)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,21:32)
Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

Oh, here it is:

AFDave Posts a Graph, but keep reading.

(Found at UDoJ)

This...this is my new favourite thing.

*nods head in understanding*

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,09:27   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,07:42)
Quote (Pilchard @ Sep. 15 2012,07:14)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,02:43)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,21:32)
Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

Oh, here it is:

AFDave Posts a Graph, but keep reading.

(Found at UDoJ)

This...this is my new favourite thing.

*nods head in understanding*

Yeah, I like that one a lot.  

For sheer stupid though, not much can beat Joe.  I don't vote for him for best tard because he's not.  Just stupid.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,09:32   

Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Sep. 14 2012,17:05)



OK NEW TOPIC
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which tard, IN YOUR OPINION, is the most likely to have a glenn morton moment?  

which one, of the same pool of tards we just considered, would you be least surprised to see stand up and say [paraphrase] "I was wrong, creationism is retarded and I don't believe it anymore".

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Please PM me your answer I have to dump all my inbox first though LOL

I will tally the votes some time depending on the rate at which they accumulate

I think it would be most awesomest if we did not advocate for particular tards here in this open thread.  Just to keep it free of that loathsome taint.

AF Dave?



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"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,09:59   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Sep. 15 2012,17:27)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,07:42)
Quote (Pilchard @ Sep. 15 2012,07:14)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 15 2012,02:43)
   
Quote (Lou FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,21:32)
Somebody show him the Tardogram that time with Steve Story...

Fuck, that shit was awesome, full octane TARD.

Oh, here it is:

AFDave Posts a Graph, but keep reading.

(Found at UDoJ)

This...this is my new favourite thing.

*nods head in understanding*

Yeah, I like that one a lot.  

For sheer stupid though, not much can beat Joe.  I don't vote for him for best tard because he's not.  Just stupid.

Au contraire mon ami.

Joe's Tard is the discarded skin, AF Dave's Tard the fruity insides.

AF Dave's Tard was a fine Beaujolais cf Joe's Ripple.

Joe brings homophobia, AF Dave's landscape was nothing short of Homeric.

Have you heard Joe talking about the Grand Canyon?

No?

I rest my case.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,05:36   

Hmm. Which ID-pusher is most likely to 'turn to the light side'.
To be honest, I can't really see any of that crowd managing to overcome the religious memeplex which has colonized their brains. But such things do happen (albeit rather less commonly than one might hope), so… hmm…
Behe, on the grounds that he's rather well-informed on biology and almost accepts Real Science as he stands.
Sal Cordova, on the grounds that he's recently displayed some indications (however minor they may be) of honesty in his ID-pushing; if Sal allows that nascent honesty to come to its proper fruition, he won't be able to help but abandon ID.

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,07:31   

Dr Dr D is an interesting case. It strikes me that he probably realises that, despite his initial hopes, ID is rubbish. However, he has nailed his colours to creationism, largely out of career interest. Better to be a big fish in a small pond etc, particularly when you would have to account for some very embarrassing publications if you ever decided to re-join reality.

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,08:29   

this time around i am going to only tally votes from PM.  

i like the discussion though!  what i think is most worth discussing is
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who among the tards are bad faith actors, that have already conceded the falsity of ID yet can't admit it to the gallery?


For you to actually vote for one of the cretins, however, requires that you believe that they haven't yet acknowledged this even to themselves

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,08:56   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 16 2012,16:29)
this time around i am going to only tally votes from PM.  

i like the discussion though!  what i think is most worth discussing is  
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who among the tards are bad faith actors, that have already conceded the falsity of ID yet can't admit it to the gallery?


For you to actually vote for one of the cretins, however, requires that you believe that they haven't yet acknowledged this even to themselves

I can't be bothered by the 1% backwash who can't acknowledge the falsity of ID to themselves, they are just automatons

My vote goes to Dembski for his motives, for not fessing up.

Silver.

The rest don't even have a reason, unless you consider being sheep a reason.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,09:28   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 14 2012,22:12)
thanks for posting the UDoJ link Lou because the original image shack pic is expired and doesn't show up int he thread

goddam that was probably the funniest thing that ever happened on this board.

That graph is all kinds of awesome.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,09:52   

We all know that Dr. Dr. Dembski is now the ''Philip E. Johnson Research Professor in Culture & Science'' at the Southern Evangelical Seminary & Bible College. He will fit right in, as he fits their profile: he is male...

They provide a  catalog where I couldn't help to take a closer look at the faculty:
  • Graduate Faculty (Full-Time): 8 male (6 bearded), 0 female
  • Graduate Faculty (Part-Time): 7 male (3 bearded), 0 female
  • Undergraduate Faculty (Part-Time): 5 male (1 bearded), 1 female (hurray!)
  • Adjunct Faculty: 10 male (3 bearded), 0 female
  • Visiting Lecturers: 4 male (1 bearded), 0 female

Obviously this heavy thinking stuff isn't for the ladies...

   
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,10:06   

AFDave's graph is an icon of ID. It needs a t-shirt. On the back side we might have some jars of black and white marbles representing search for a search.

Maybe another icon of ID could be the isolated islands graph. Another the flagellum.

One thing at a time, but there needs to be an authoritative list of icons.

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Freddie



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,10:10   

Quote (DiEb @ Sep. 16 2012,09:52)
We all know that Dr. Dr. Dembski is now the ''Philip E. Johnson Research Professor in Culture & Science'' at the Southern Evangelical Seminary & Bible College. He will fit right in, as he fits their profile: he is male...

They provide a  catalog where I couldn't help to take a closer look at the faculty:
  • Graduate Faculty (Full-Time): 8 male (6 bearded), 0 female
  • Graduate Faculty (Part-Time): 7 male (3 bearded), 0 female
  • Undergraduate Faculty (Part-Time): 5 male (1 bearded), 1 female (hurray!)
  • Adjunct Faculty: 10 male (3 bearded), 0 female
  • Visiting Lecturers: 4 male (1 bearded), 0 female

Obviously this heavy thinking stuff isn't for the ladies...

Looking at one of the photos in the brochure, I would say the faculty somewhat represents the gender mix in class:



With all those beards, it surely can't be difficult to spot a female interloper ...



[PS. when uploading these pics to tinypic the spam/bot filter phrases were "the end is near" and "nest egg".  I kid you not.]

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,10:51   

like any of those dipshits in training need their laptop open during lectures about ooga booga and how many principalities can have gay sex on the cover of The Origin of Species

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,12:18   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 16 2012,08:51)
like any of those dipshits in training need their laptop open during lectures about ooga booga and how many principalities can have gay sex on the cover of The Origin of Species

It's the Church of the Pakleds.

"We're doing science! See, we have computers!"

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2012,14:55   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Sep. 16 2012,08:51)
like any of those dipshits in training need their laptop open during lectures about ooga booga and how many principalities can have gay sex on the cover of The Origin of Species

They're looking at porn, 'Ras.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,07:43   

I also voted for AFDave.  One of his most tardilicious qualities was not just his arrogance, but his unshakeable belief that he was right and he had to school us poor deluded souls.  Joe, KF and his ilk often put up a front of arrogance, but you can tell that half the time it's hollow.  They know deep down they're peddling shite.  Not AFDave!  He had the Truth by God!

And the speed with which the threads went by!  If you were to read them in detail, for a while there you would've needed to quit your day job to find the time.  It's gotten real slow around here now.

Stevestory was a class act.  Winner of the Most Spot-On-est Avatar award, in my opinion.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,21:33   

For you afdave fans, he recently said wild animals don't get sick:

http://www.talkrational.org/showthr....1915314

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The way to deal with the antibiotic resistance problem is to live our lives as closely as possible to the way the Creator intended. Deer, turkey, raccoons, opossums and such live far closer to the way the Creator intended than humans in "civilized" society do. These wild creatures do not have problems with bacterial infections and all the other problems that "civilized" humans have, thus there is no problem with antibiotic resistance because no antibiotics are ever needed at all.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,22:01   

Quote (raguel @ Sep. 17 2012,21:33)
These wild creatures do not have problems with bacterial infections



In all fairness, we know  afDave is talking about the creatures on the Discovery Channel.

Edited by KCdgw on Sep. 17 2012,22:03

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,22:51   

Smorgastard.

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