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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 09 2011,18:47   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 09 2011,09:41)
If one byte is required for each molecule...

...it would require a very small mouth, and just about a day longer than forever to eat it.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 09 2011,21:54   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 10 2011,02:47)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 09 2011,09:41)
If one byte is required for each molecule...

...it would require a very small mouth, and just about a day longer than forever to eat it.

Don't forget the gravitational pull from Jupiter.

There's got to be a gazillion bits in that if described in furlongs per fortnight by bushel.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 09 2011,22:50   

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If one byte is required for each molecule...

What if it only takes a nibble? (half a byte)

Henry

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 10 2011,21:49   

Quote (noncarborundum @ Mar. 09 2011,16:37)
Quote (Henry J @ Mar. 09 2011,16:08)
But are the particles real, or virtual?

And more important, are they smooth or chunky?

Both of course; it's that blasted duality principle of quantum mechanics.

  
IBelieveInGod



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2011,18:15   

Jeremiah 17:7-8 (New International Version, ©2011)

7 “But blessed is the one who trusts in the LORD,
  whose confidence is in him.
8 They will be like a tree planted by the water
  that sends out its roots by the stream.
It does not fear when heat comes;
  its leaves are always green.
It has no worries in a year of drought
  and never fails to bear fruit.

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2011,18:36   

Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 21 2011,18:15)
Jeremiah 17:7-8 (New International Version, ©2011)

7 “But blessed is the one who trusts in the LORD,
  whose confidence is in him.
8 They will be like a tree planted by the water
  that sends out its roots by the stream.
It does not fear when heat comes;
  its leaves are always green.
It has no worries in a year of drought
  and never fails to bear fruit.

Whatever.

Can you or can you not distinguish between a designed thing and a non-designed thing of the same class and size?

If you can't then ID is useless.  


Why didn't you quote the next bit?  
9 The heart is deceitful above all things
  and beyond cure.
  Who can understand it?

Is your heart deceitful, IBIG?  I think we all know that it is.

Why didn't you quote this bit?

14 Heal me, LORD, and I will be healed;
  save me and I will be saved,
  for you are the one I praise.
15 They keep saying to me,
  “Where is the word of the LORD?
  Let it now be fulfilled!”

Where is the LORD?  Show him to me.  I'll invite him over.  Oh, wait, you can't.

How about that healing thing?  How'd that work out for you?  You had the opportunity to heal thousands of innocent souls from a short lifetime of pain, you ran away.

Answer my questions or go away, coward.

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IBelieveInGod



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2011,19:17   

Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

  
Glen Davidson



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2011,20:29   

Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 21 2011,19:17)
Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Captain Kirk, Star Trek:

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Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
-- Kirk in 'This Side Of Paradise'


More fun by quoting fiction...

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2011,23:51   

Quote (Glen Davidson @ Mar. 21 2011,20:29)
Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 21 2011,19:17)
Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Captain Kirk, Star Trek:

Quote
Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
-- Kirk in 'This Side Of Paradise'


More fun by quoting fiction...

Glen Davidson

You know it's bad when they quote their fiction, as if that actually mattered to anyone else.  Really, who cares what some bronze- to iron-age writer thought?  Argumentum ad Bible-verse?

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2011,07:21   

Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 22 2011,01:17)
Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Awwwwwwww! Bless! It thinks its little book of old times Harry Potter spells is real. Should we give it a biscuit and set it free in a secluded glen?

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2011,08:15   

Quote (Louis @ Mar. 22 2011,15:21)
Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 22 2011,01:17)
Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Awwwwwwww! Bless! It thinks its little book of old times Harry Potter spells is real. Should we give it a biscuit and set it free in a secluded glen?

Louis

Patently it's the only hope they have.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2011,11:07   

Quote (IBelieveInGod @ Mar. 21 2011,17:17)
Jeremiah 29:11 (New International Version, ©2011)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

For those of us who have been wondering why everyone prospers and no-one is ever harmed... at last we know the answer.  Thanks, IBIG!

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prong_hunter



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2011,20:26   

Ibiggy sure got a spankin' over on the BW at PT.

Looks like he got his feelings hurt.

Said "BYE!"

Maybe he'd like to come play here.

  
phhht



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2011,11:39   

In light of Poofster's delusions about demonic possession and divine healing (his mother, the miracle of the pancreatic gangrene, etc), I found this interesting.

Treating Possession with Antipsychotics

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2011,08:40   

There's been a cleanup on aisle 5. Find it on the BW.



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prong_hunter



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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2011,12:19   

After many thousands of posts on Panda's BW is there any doubt that IBIG is a preacher?

An itinerant, part-time preacher perhaps, but a preacher nonetheless.  With a cleaning business.  With a wife and two daughters (he said it on BW).

And he calls his anti-logic 'logic'.

BTW, IBIG you live in WV.

No offense intended, but did you meet your wife at a family reunion?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2011,12:28   

Quote (prong_hunter @ July 11 2011,12:19)
After many thousands of posts on Panda's BW is there any doubt that IBIG is a preacher?

An itinerant, part-time preacher perhaps, but a preacher nonetheless.  With a cleaning business.  With a wife and two daughters (he said it on BW).

And he calls his anti-logic 'logic'.

BTW, IBIG you live in WV.

No offense intended, but did you meet your wife at a family reunion?

One way you can tell is that he wants an audience.  He won't participate here, with limited viewers.  He thinks the BW at PT is a bigger audience.

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(Permalink) Posted: July 12 2011,06:55   

IBIG replied to Dave Luckett yesterday:

"I know according to you I’m a raving idiot, but I am not stupid enough to claim that I don’t know if I don’t know something:):):) You really stuck your foot in your mouth with that idiotic claim!!! "

IBIG said he is not STUPID enough to claim "I don't know" if he doesn't know something.

This may be my favourite IBIG quote of all time.

He thinks just like an Inquisitor in the Spanish Inquisition.  Scary.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2011,01:13   

I do NOT believe in god. :P and hello :D

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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2011,09:36   

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I do NOT believe in god. :P and hello :D

teh speaker in teh ceiling sez
*cRackLE %$#POP FIiiiiizzzzzzzzz***... Atheists please take a number and wait on the blue chairs, the earliest available customer service person will attend to you. That concludes this serice anouncement

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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2011,04:59   

Quote (pompano @ July 16 2011,07:13)
I do NOT believe in god. :P and hello :D

I have debated how to approach this post. Here is the result of my deliberations:

Great! Have a cookie. Hello to you too.

Louis

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prong_hunter



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 02 2012,17:24   

Hey IBIG!

Long time no hear.

Did you see what AiG posted on Jan. 1st?

In an article on Mathematics AiG admitted that God is IMPOSSIBLE!

Can you believe it?

Here's what AiG said concerning Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem:

"There will always be a statement in any system that can’t be shown to be true or false. From a Christian perspective, Gödel proved that complete knowledge is unattainable."

Since God = complete knowledge, and since Goedel proved 'complete knowledge is unattainable', this proves that God does not exist - CANNOT EXIST!

Pretty amazing, isn't it?  From those astute theologians at AiG.

  
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