Joined: Jan. 2006
|Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 13 2008,01:42)|
|Quote (Texas Teach @ Nov. 12 2008,18:31)|
|Happy Birthday, Louis. Forgot your birthday? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.|
plus aliens and possible butsecks (I swear I was unconscious!)
I understand fully gentlemen.
I once tripped over a matchstick, fell into a manhole, was mysteriously locked in a toilet and lift at the same time and thus somehow managed to miss an important birthday. I was, perhaps amazingly, discovered in a pub several hours after the event was to begin. I have no recollection of how I got there. And that is the story I'm sticking to.