Joined: Jan. 2006
|Quote (Louis @ April 10 2008,11:43)|
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|Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,17:19)|
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|Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)|
|HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU|
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.
Actually, you have it a little confused.
Richard and Louis work there.
I run the place and take 90% of their tips.
K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.
Listen, one thing we can be very, very certain of is that were I to work in some sort of fleshpot, bordello, strip club or titty bar, the last thing I would be getting is tips.
Maybe I'd get paid to keep my clothes on*, but that's about it.
*Mostly by Arden who, having small genitals, would be immensely envious of something adult sized.
DAMN I nearly got through that whole post with something self deprecating and NOT mocking Arden's microchopper. Oh well back to the drawing board.
Right. That's it, Louis. From now on I'm taking 99%. And don't make me send KE after you. You know what he's like now after all those years in the jungle.*
One more outburst from you and I post the videos on Youtube and send the link to your wife. †
*You will notice that Louis did not deny my allegations about Richard.
"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus