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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,00:06   

HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,02:59   

Happy Birthday K.E.!

Wherever you are I hope the penis gourds are good.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,07:54   

I'm sure the Man-Hole is just one of his fav-o-rite barding houses.  is that where thou hast been coyote?  gnawing nubile nymphs non-assortatively in the god hole?  happy birthday my friend.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell.†Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,08:00   

Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue
k.e. has a Birfday
Now he's older than you.

May you get many colorful penis gourds this day.   And npw that you are older, penis gourds with "stiffeners".

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,08:03   

Happy birthday to a man of letters.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:19   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Actually, you have it a little confused.

Richard and Louis work there.

I run the place and take 90% of their tips.

K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.


:angry:

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:23   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,11:19)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Actually, you have it a little confused.

Richard and Louis work there.

I run the place and take 90% of their tips.

K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.


:angry:

Tarden Chatterbox likes to take men's tips...

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:24   

the tips of what?

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You're obviously illiterate as hell.†Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:28   

Too  bad k.e. is off in the jungles, trading Swiss army knives for penis gourds or goat glands or whatever; he'll have to read all of this upon his return. And it probably will be on the BW, if current trends continue...

Anhyoo, happy nativity remembrances to you, k.e., wherever you are.

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
† † † † † † † † † † † † - Pattiann Rogers

   
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:31   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ April 10 2008,08:03)
Happy birthday to a man of letters.

You know, I always get the same feeling when reading his comments.  A man of letters..................but not necessarily a man of words and sentences.

Happy Birthday, old man.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:43   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,17:19)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Actually, you have it a little confused.

Richard and Louis work there.

I run the place and take 90% of their tips.

K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.


:angry:

Listen, one thing we can be very, very certain of is that were I to work in some sort of fleshpot, bordello, strip club or titty bar, the last thing I would be getting is tips.

Maybe I'd get paid to keep my clothes on*, but that's about it.

Louis

*Mostly by Arden who, having small genitals, would be immensely envious of something adult sized.

DAMN I nearly got through that whole post with something self deprecating and NOT mocking Arden's microchopper. Oh well back to the drawing board.

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Bye.

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:47   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,11:23)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,11:19)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Actually, you have it a little confused.

Richard and Louis work there.

I run the place and take 90% of their tips.

K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.


:angry:

Tarden Chatterbox likes to take men's tips...

Richard is just a little defensive about the fact that for some reason it's always nothing but Englishmen out there 'working' on the dance floor.

By the way, 'homo' as an insult is so last year. In 2008, 'Nazi' is the new 'Homo'.

PS: I like Carlson's photo on his profile. Very manly. I'm sure at any minute he'll start clearing brush on his ranch.


NAZI. :angry:

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:54   

Quote (Louis @ April 10 2008,11:43)
†  
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,17:19)
† †
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Actually, you have it a little confused.

Richard and Louis work there.

I run the place and take 90% of their tips.

K.E. is just the bouncer. That koteka scares the shit out of unruly customers.


:angry:

Listen, one thing we can be very, very certain of is that were I to work in some sort of fleshpot, bordello, strip club or titty bar, the last thing I would be getting is tips.

Maybe I'd get paid to keep my clothes on*, but that's about it.

Louis

*Mostly by Arden who, having small genitals, would be immensely envious of something adult sized.

DAMN I nearly got through that whole post with something self deprecating and NOT mocking Arden's microchopper. Oh well back to the drawing board.

Right. That's it, Louis. From now on I'm taking 99%. And don't make me send KE after you. You know what he's like now after all those years in the jungle.*

One more outburst from you and I post the videos on Youtube and send the link to your wife. †:angry:

*You will notice that Louis did not deny my allegations about Richard.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,11:57   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 10 2008,11:47)
PS: I like Carlson's photo on his profile. Very manly. I'm sure at any minute he'll start clearing brush on his ranch.

Actually, I am still cleaning up from the ice storm that ERV conjoured up back in December. †

And I use one of these:



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. †We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,12:00   

Merry birthday, K.E., and a happy new leer.

I made you some shimmies but I eated them.

Lurv from the biggest witch in the blogosphere. :)

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,16:03   

Happy birthday, K.E., and a happy new beer.

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lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,17:14   

Happy birthday k.e.!
I feel smart when I can understand your posts-you operate on a much higher plain than me! (I think...)

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,11:04   

I was worried I was late to the party, but evidently I'm not the last.

I just hope k.e. had as much fun on his birthday as the rest of you did.

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It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2008,01:18   

Hey I just found this. Thanks for all the ...erm positive comments :)

As usual ....late for my own party.

On the day I was on the side of a mountain in PNG and had to celebrate by boiling a missionary and regaling my porters with tales of naughtyness across the globe.
The local chief got the poor fellows knick knacks and all his wifes watched intently as he ate them...hoping for a good night one presumes.



carlsonjok .....even for you I will not sink to mere sentences.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,12:59   



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deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,13:33   

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU WHORE <3

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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,14:54   

Happy Trip Through Time and Space!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,15:33   

Happy birthday!

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Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,16:21   

k.e. - Maybe today is the day someone will finally spring for some CAPITAL LETTERS FOR YOU! :)

If not, have a Happy Birthday anyway.




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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
dvunkannon



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,16:53   

Here's a link I found explaining our fascination with birthdays in terms of evolutionary psychology:
[lissen up cause i'm talking!!

last night... if it was last noght... damn what a day that was. woke up on the beach wearing nothing but a penis gourd, my arm around an Inuita chiquita. dman can those native girls drink! nothing but sand in my bottle of whiskey now...

gotta get back to the command post. it must be floating around here somewhere. can't let JanieBelle catch me with Nanookie of the North. I kill myself sometimes!

WTF!! who gave me this tatoo! "happy birthy K.E."
it must be that morphdyke.close my eyes for a minute and damn there she is stealing Bill. now this. guess i'll have to keep the penis gourd on.

happy bithy K.E.

shit im still high]


I think the conclusions speak for themselves!

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Iím referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter
Iím not an evolutionist, Iím a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2013,23:14   

still the 10th on the wet coast.

Happy orbital insertion day, k.e.

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"But it's disturbing to think someone actually thinks creationism -- having put it's hand on the hot stove every day for the last 400 years -- will get a different result tomorrow." -- midwifetoad

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2013,09:39   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Days go by and still I sing 'bout you.

Happy Birfday!

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2013,09:44   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2008,00:06)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO YOU
WHAT IS YOU DO?
I HERD YOU DANCE
AT THE 'MAN-HOLE'
WHILST ARDEN TIPS YOU.




HOMO.

Days go by and still I sing 'bout you.

Happy Birfday!

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2013,09:45   

Aw damn! I missed it. Well, happy day after day!

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Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2013,18:09   

Belated Happy Birthday!

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PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
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