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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,12:29   

Page turn bug.

*Insert funny comment about marriage and sex-life here*

*Insert the now mandatory "Kris, go fuck yourself with [funny object/appliance/foodstuff, preferably painful, of choice]!" here*

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,17:19   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Jan. 27 2011,18:16)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2011,12:00)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.

That's not true. The good lady wife and I engaged in conjugal unpleasantness quite recently. Twenty eight months ago to be precise. I now have a nineteen month old son. You don't think we will be doing it again do you? Look what happened last time! Gadzooks, it's positively un-British!

Louis

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Bye.

  
MadPanda, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,17:26   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 27 2011,17:19)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Jan. 27 2011,18:16)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2011,12:00)
 
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.

That's not true. The good lady wife and I engaged in conjugal unpleasantness quite recently. Twenty eight months ago to be precise. I now have a nineteen month old son. You don't think we will be doing it again do you? Look what happened last time! Gadzooks, it's positively un-British!

Louis

And now I have that song from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life stuck in my head.

I would be vexed, but it has rather chased off the other song that was in there, which was at least an improvement over the Macarena...

...oh, damn...


The MadPanda, FCD

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"No matter how ridiculous the internet tough guy, a thorough mocking is more effective than a swift kick to the gentleman vegetables with a hobnailed boot" --Louis

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,18:46   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 27 2011,17:19)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Jan. 27 2011,18:16)
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2011,12:00)
 
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.

That's not true. The good lady wife and I engaged in conjugal unpleasantness quite recently. Twenty eight months ago to be precise. I now have a nineteen month old son. You don't think we will be doing it again do you? Look what happened last time! Gadzooks, it's positively un-British!

Louis

Just wait.  My girls (2 and nearly 5) have reached the age when they develop an uncanny knack for interrupting any and all attempts at intimacy.  First, they are very careful never to nap at the same time.  If you try the middle of the night, they wake up and crawl in the bed.  If you try the middle of the afternoon, they find a way to get sent home from daycare.   The only option is to call up family/friends and beg them to take the little darlings for twenty minutes (cause it's all about her needs right?).

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

  
sledgehammer



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,19:34   

Quote (Texas Teach @ Jan. 27 2011,16:46)
 
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 27 2011,17:19)
   
Quote (OgreMkV @ Jan. 27 2011,18:16)
   
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2011,12:00)
     
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.

That's not true. The good lady wife and I engaged in conjugal unpleasantness quite recently. Twenty eight months ago to be precise. I now have a nineteen month old son. You don't think we will be doing it again do you? Look what happened last time! Gadzooks, it's positively un-British!

Louis

Just wait.  My girls (2 and nearly 5) have reached the age when they develop an uncanny knack for interrupting any and all attempts at intimacy.  First, they are very careful never to nap at the same time.  If you try the middle of the night, they wake up and crawl in the bed.  If you try the middle of the afternoon, they find a way to get sent home from daycare.   The only option is to call up family/friends and beg them to take the little darlings for twenty minutes (cause it's all about her needs right?).

20 minutes? It takes me longer than that to undress.  Wait ... never mind, I get it..
Seriously, when my daughters were that age, it got so bad that we would go out to "dinner", and order room service from a hotel room.

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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein  (H/T, JAD)
If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

  
Stanton



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,21:33   

Quote (sledgehammer @ Jan. 27 2011,19:34)
20 minutes? It takes me longer than that to undress.  Wait ... never mind, I get it..

I now have this mental image of Hellboy wearing a corset.

  
Dale_Husband



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2011,00:31   

Quote (sledgehammer @ Jan. 27 2011,19:34)
 
Quote (Texas Teach @ Jan. 27 2011,16:46)
   Just wait.  My girls (2 and nearly 5) have reached the age when they develop an uncanny knack for interrupting any and all attempts at intimacy.  First, they are very careful never to nap at the same time.  If you try the middle of the night, they wake up and crawl in the bed.  If you try the middle of the afternoon, they find a way to get sent home from daycare.   The only option is to call up family/friends and beg them to take the little darlings for twenty minutes (cause it's all about her needs right?).

20 minutes? It takes me longer than that to undress.  Wait ... never mind, I get it..
Seriously, when my daughters were that age, it got so bad that we would go out to "dinner", and order room service from a hotel room.

I assume you two are joking. If any of my children interrupted my time of intimacy with my wife for any reason less than a medical emergency, they would have a severe punishment coming!

But I don't have kids, so what do I know.

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If you need a man-made book to beleive in a God who is said to have created the universe, of what value is your faith? You might as well worship an idol.

   
Dale_Husband



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2011,01:21   

Quote (Kris @ Jan. 25 2011,08:14)
In other words, what I said is true. So, again, why aren't you bitching at and about the people who did give flowersfriend a bad time? You keep bitching about me but I never gave her a bad time in the first place, or ever. You lied about that.

You really like to call certain people liars. You call people liars on a regular basis, on your blog and elsewhere, just because they don't instantly and completely agree with you. You think you're a paragon of truth and honor, but you're really just a lying, hypocritical, bigoted, delusional, dishonorable, insane, retarded, impotent, narcissistic, punk-ass sack of rancid shit.

Hey Dale-boi, thanks for the plug, but you left out one of the most important posts of mine. You know, the one with the quote from Darwin. You're not trying to get people to take things out of context, are you? Nah, you'd never do anything like that. You're too "honorable" to do that. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Nice try at quote mining though. Too bad that it makes you look like a desperate douchebag.

I've already been banned from Pharyngula. PZ Myers is a malignant narcissist with delusions of Godhood, just like you Dale-boi. Neither of you are any different from the religious zealots who want to stifle or eliminate anything they don't want to hear.

The quotes he mined don't show the entire or accurate context.

Nothing you said above is even remotely true or logical. Again, you need to think before you spit venom at me or anyone else here. It makes you look stupid.

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If you need a man-made book to beleive in a God who is said to have created the universe, of what value is your faith? You might as well worship an idol.

   
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2011,01:55   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Jan. 27 2011,18:16)
   
Quote (Wolfhound @ Jan. 27 2011,12:00)
   
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 27 2011,11:45)
if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.
The main reason my main squeeze refuses to even consider marriage; predictable results from her last experiment with that institution.  Bless her horny little heart.

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"But it's disturbing to think someone actually thinks creationism -- having put it's hand on the hot stove every day for the last 400 years -- will get a different result tomorrow." -- midwifetoad

  
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