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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,01:46   

Many happy returns, fellas.
Top draw posters, both.

*Doffs Tard Cap*

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,07:18   

Aw, shucks. Thanks, RTH.

(Crosspost):

Over at the Open Letter to UD thread, this is what I asked for:
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Aug. 21 2007,21:30)

- Apologies that aren't really apologies from The Big Head.
- 404 errors (same link).
- Occasions for apologies that aren't really apologies from The Big Head.
- 404 errors (same link).
- Praying marines pratfalls.
- "I meant to do that" leaps from the floor following praying marines pratfalls.

I was really puzzling over UD's un-fucking-believable John Lilley gaff. Can they really be that stupid?

Then I realized that today is my birthday. It's all for me!

Look what I got so far!

- A GREAT Pratfall! Weeee!! Thank you, U.D.
- An occasion for an apology that isn't an apology from The Big Head!
- An "I meant to do that" leap from the floor! Aw, that was COOL!

I haven't even opened all the packages. I hope there's a Big Head apology that isn't and some 404s in the other boxes...(clasps hands and dreams)...

- One sour note, however, as we are left with the image of DaveTard defecating fishing tackle.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Hermagoras



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,07:56   

It's all for you, folks.  Especially DaveScot pretending he knew about it all along ("hook, line, and sinker").

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"I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,08:01   

Thanks, Rich

No way can I top Bill's list of achievements here on AtBC, but I'm glad that we share a birthday so that some of his fabulosity might rub off on me! And if DT wants to test his alimentary system with fishing tackle on my birthday, I hope he uses treble hooks.

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
- Pattiann Rogers

   
Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,09:32   

Happy birthday people.
Have a good one.

  
Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,10:08   

Happy birthday and thanks for all the good work!

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Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

  
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,12:09   

Happy birthday to both of you.

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I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest.

You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,12:24   

Please have a happy birthday, and cold one or two, as you relax and watch the Crash and Burn of UD.

Oh, the humanity!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,12:42   

Thanks '-Dog.

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 02 2007,13:24)
Please have a happy birthday, and cold one or two, as you relax and watch the Crash and Burn of UD.

Oh, the humanity!



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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
someotherguy



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2007,13:10   

Happy birthday, guys!  Don't spend too much of it working down in the tard mines (unless, of course, that's what you were wanting to do)!

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Evolander in training

  
Darth Robo



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2007,08:05   

Happy Birthday!  Hope muchas drinks was involved.  

:D

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"Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2007,09:02   

Quote (Darth Robo @ Sep. 03 2007,08:05)
Happy Birthday!  Hope muchas drinks was involved.  

:D

Who needs drinks when you have exciting entertainment options like

1) meltdown of moronity at UD
2) FtK resurrecting her blog

Best birthday evah!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
- Pattiann Rogers

   
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,00:34   

More well-wishes from the clown (even though I'm a day late in this time zone).  If you're wondering where the gift is, I'm also a dollar short.

If either of you is ever in KC, I'll buy a beer (for you).

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,02:39   

Happy Birthday Bill and Albatrossity!

Have a beer or two to celebrate. I know I will!

Louis

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Bye.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,11:21   

Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,13:22   

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 04 2007,19:21)
Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)

Yeah that happens to me once a year too. Giggle.

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,13:29   

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 04 2007,12:21)
Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)

So that WAS you. Whoa.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2007,14:38   

Okay, your birthdays are over, get back to work.  :angry:

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,05:46   

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 04 2007,17:21)
Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)

Ok Ok Kristine! WE GET IT! You is getting frequent hot man sausage. Frankly anything without photos attached is just flirtation.

We want pictures, ANNOTATED pictures, of the act from a series of informative angles. We want a brief biography of the people involved, ideas of their likes and dislikes, and medical certificates. (We have high standards)

I am forced to ask the (on topic) creationist inspired question:

WERE YOU THERE!?!!?one!???//???/?

Unless we see suitable evidence, and suitable is defined a a series of photos or movies from beginning to end covering every intermediate or transitional act, the photos have to be signed by at least 3 public notaries who were present at the time. Time coded CCTV footage and radar tagging (triangulated with the GPS system) are also required. DNA evidence of the scene will also be sought.

Until you supply this I consider your claims undemonstrated and that you are violating this wonderful thread, set up to celebrate the birth of two of our most wonderful posters, with your wanton lies.

:angry:

Louis

P.S. Bill, Alba: I'm trying my best to sort you guys out a present. Nudie pics of Kristine will have to do I'm afraid. (Louis flees laughing)

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Bye.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:10   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 04 2007,12:29)
So that WAS you. Whoa.

No, it was my man, but he looks great in my shoes. ;) Glad it was good for you, too. Happy birthday!

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2007,04:46)
?
I am forced to ask the (on topic) creationist inspired question:

WERE YOU THERE!?!!?one!???//???/?

I'm gettin' there.
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2007,04:46)
?Unless we see suitable evidence, and suitable is defined a a series of photos or movies from beginning to end covering every intermediate or transitional act, the photos have to be signed by at least 3 public notaries who were present at the time. Time coded CCTV footage and radar tagging (triangulated with the GPS system) are also required. DNA evidence of the scene will also be sought.

Until you supply this I consider your claims undemonstrated and that you are violating this wonderful thread, set up to celebrate the birth of two of our most wonderful posters, with your wanton lies.

:angry:

Louis

P.S. Bill, Alba: I'm trying my best to sort you guys out a present. Nudie pics of Kristine will have to do I'm afraid. (Louis flees laughing)

Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

AtBC Poet Laureate

"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:30   

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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.


Um...




Isn't that three syllables?

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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.


Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:42   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 05 2007,09:30)
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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.

Um...

Isn't that three syllables?

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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.


Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:

*Shimmy* Arden, I knew you would catch that! :D It's been a while since DO'L counted anything.

You win a life-size, full-color photo of Denyse! Congratulations! :) Is it your birthday?

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

AtBC Poet Laureate

"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:42   

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.

Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:49   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 05 2007,09:42)
 
Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.

Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)

Hawt! :)

But I'm confused now. What part did the space aliens build?

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

AtBC Poet Laureate

"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,10:58   

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:49)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 05 2007,09:42)
?
Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.

Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)

Hawt! :)

But I'm confused now. What part did the space aliens build?

My elbows and knees, mostly, plus some cartelagenous stuff you can't see.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,12:18   

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surely MacClaine was right.)


Who TF is MacClaine? ...Oh don't answer that she might come back....again.

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 05 2007,13:01   

Shirley not!

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 06 2007,11:43   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 05 2007,16:30)
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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.


Um...




Isn't that three syllables?

 
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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.


Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:

I don't have to match your pathetic level of pictoral detail.

Louis

P.S. Bring on the nudey pictures evidence Kristine. Until then you is a hot love makin' phoney. I was your ID Pleasurian husband for days and I didn't see nothing except all them weird videos you sent me. I didn't know you could even do that with a trombone and some BMW wheel nuts. Bravo!

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Bye.

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2010,00:13   

It's a blast from the past!

HB to two of our more respectable chums.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2010,01:21   

Happy birthday Dave and Bill!

Don't abuse the hard stuff (much)





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"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
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