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deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,09:05   



Happy Birthday, Blipey, and many more to come!

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,09:37   

Happy birthday Blipster,

Love Rich & Joe G.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,09:57   



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,10:05   




BUT NOT REAL MENS LIKE DAVETARD!!

He's not afeared of you - and he's got the dogs & guns to prove it!!

Have a good one - ps:  Don't use the balloon if it's got a hole in it...

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
someotherguy



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,10:13   

Well this thread has given me nightmares for years to come (me too - dt), so Blipey I hope it was worth it.   :D

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,12:19   

Happy Birthday Blipey.

I am not afraid of clowns, professors are a different matter.

May all your drinks be alcoholic and your liver be extremely reinforced.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,12:22   

ugha boogha

   
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,12:25   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2009,12:19)
Happy Birthday Blipey.

I am not afraid of clowns, professors are a different matter.

May all your drinks be alcoholic and your liver be extremely reinforced.

Louis

Doesn't drinking increase liver size?  That's good, right?

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Alan Fox



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,12:27   

*sings*

Bonne anniversaire à toi,
Bonne anniversaire à toi...
Bonne anniversaire, cher Eric...

*wife remarks "stick to your day job"*

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,13:05   

Happy barfday!  Have a cupcake


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MichaelJ



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,17:21   

Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy

To Blipey!

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,17:36   

Quote (blipey @ Aug. 24 2009,18:25)
Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2009,12:19)
Happy Birthday Blipey.

I am not afraid of clowns, professors are a different matter.

May all your drinks be alcoholic and your liver be extremely reinforced.

Louis

Doesn't drinking increase liver size?  That's good, right?

I have it on good authority from a Texan friend of mine that bigger always = better. (Don't we all know a joke about that?)

I confirmed this by asking your question to my Magic 8-Ball. Two independent lines of evidence, baby, you're golden!

Louis

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,17:38   

Happy Birthday!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

  
afarensis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2009,18:36   

Happy Birthday!*


* I would have gotten you a LoLCat but Carlsonjok stole it :angry:

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 25 2009,05:10   



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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,06:31   

Bump for a new year.

Happy Birthday, Blipey!

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,07:25   



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ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,07:59   



Happy Clown Birthday Blipey!

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
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fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,08:04   

Hippo Bird Dates Two Ewes!

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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,08:26   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Aug. 24 2010,06:31)
Bump for a new year.

Happy Birthday, Blipey!

Ah yes, Lou; resurrect a thread.  You could have just wished a happy birthday, but OH NO.  You have to go and show that I've been aging in this hellhole for some time now, with no hope of permanent escape.

Well, thank-you.  Thank-you all.  All you philistine evotards!  I couldn't surf the interwebs and laugh quite as hard without the lot of you.

I would like to take this time to hijack my own b-day thread and go to the only place that makes sense; that's right, the drunkards gambit:

Cutty Sark.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,08:39   

Quote (J-Dog @ Aug. 24 2009,10:05)



BUT NOT REAL MENS LIKE DAVETARD!!

He's not afeared of you - and he's got the dogs & guns to prove it!!

Have a good one - ps:  Don't use the balloon if it's got a hole in it...

Happy BD Part Deux...

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,08:48   

No clowns here, but that doesn't mean it's not equally scary - you're a year older!

Have a happy one! Just don't think too hard on it!

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,09:17   

Mellonfarming birfdays, how do they work?

HB Blipster!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,09:26   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2009,18:19)
Happy Birthday Blipey.

I am not afraid of clowns, professors are a different matter.

May all your drinks be alcoholic and your liver be extremely reinforced.

Louis

I feel recycling birthday threads permits me to recycle birthday messages.

Many Happy Returns, Blipey!

Louis

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Bye.

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,09:48   

Happy trip around the sun, blipster. And may you never look like this!


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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,10:43   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2010,07:26)
Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2009,18:19)
Happy Birthday Blipey.

I am not afraid of clowns, professors are a different matter.

May all your drinks be alcoholic and your liver be extremely reinforced.

Louis

I feel recycling birthday threads permits me to recycle birthday messages.

Many Happy Returns, Blipey!

Louis

What about clown professors?

Another birthday? Didn't you just have one last year?

Congratulations on not being dead yet, B.

May your cream pies be laced with Harvey's.

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,10:47   

H' B'Day  :D

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dvunkannon



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,11:15   

FtK asked me to pass on her best wishes for your birthday.

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I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

  
Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,11:50   

I'm a day late, but not a dollar short (my height easily exceeds that of a dollar...by how much we'll not quibble!).

I hope you had a happy birthday, Blipey, and that your recovery is going smoothly!

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2010,17:31   

Like they said!

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 25 2010,07:49   

Sorry I'm late to the party, but right now I'm in the middle of Poland visiting Ali's family. Internet is still a series of tubes over here.

Anyroad: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLIPEY!!!

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afarensis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 26 2010,07:29   

Belated happy birthday

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 27 2010,15:19   

Oops, late!

Happy Afterbirthday!

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 27 2010,19:41   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Aug. 24 2010,09:48)
Happy trip around the sun, blipster. And may you never look like this!

Where the F*** do you find this stuff??  No, wait, I don't want to know...

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,03:51   

Another year, another birthday. I hope it's awesome, blipey!

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,03:57   

Have a drink on me. Happy birthday Blipey!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,05:17   

Happy Klownmas!

Or is it Merry Klownmas? I always forget.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,05:46   

Quote (Louis @ Aug. 24 2011,06:17)
Happy Klownmas!

Or is it Merry Klownmas? I always forget.

Louis

That's Klownmans. And happy b'day klownman!

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

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- Barry Arrington

  
fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,07:39   

And yet another orbit celebrated.

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,07:42   

Blipey,

Imagine if you will, a mated pair of humpback whales.  Both of whom have a horrible head cold.  Now image that they have beached themselves and a wiling away the hours by singing Russian folk songs.

That still sounds better than me singing 'Happy Birthday'.  You're welcome.

Enjoy your birthday.

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,07:42   

What goes around comes around again!



Happy birthday, Blipey!

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we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed.  Bilbo

The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,07:42   

Happy Birthday,
Cuz when DaveScott looks at you
This is what he sees:



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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,08:26   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Aug. 24 2011,07:42)
Blipey,

Imagine if you will, a mated pair of humpback whales.  Both of whom have a horrible head cold.  Now image that they have beached themselves and a wiling away the hours by singing Russian folk songs.

That still sounds better than me singing 'Happy Birthday'.  You're welcome.

Enjoy your birthday.

And here it was that I was hoping to celebrate by watching all of Chekhov's plays,especially Three Sisters (if you know what I mean*), weep uncontrollably, then drown my sorrows in several gallons of Baltika 9.

But thanks to you, Ogre, I'm reasonably skipping to the end.

*and I know Louis and Richard do

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,08:39   

Quote (blipey @ Aug. 24 2011,14:26)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Aug. 24 2011,07:42)
Blipey,

Imagine if you will, a mated pair of humpback whales.  Both of whom have a horrible head cold.  Now image that they have beached themselves and a wiling away the hours by singing Russian folk songs.

That still sounds better than me singing 'Happy Birthday'.  You're welcome.

Enjoy your birthday.

And here it was that I was hoping to celebrate by watching all of Chekhov's plays,especially Three Sisters (if you know what I mean*), weep uncontrollably, then drown my sorrows in several gallons of Baltika 9.

But thanks to you, Ogre, I'm reasonably skipping to the end.

*and I know Louis and Richard do

{Snigger} {Giggle}

Wait....what is this fork doing here?

Louis

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paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,11:37   

Happy Birthday, blipey!

In honor of you, I gave 12 clowns a ride to work today in my Minicoop.

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F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
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Ftk



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,13:03   

Bad Clown...



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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,14:37   

Quote (Ftk @ Aug. 24 2011,13:03)
Bad Clown...


Whoaaa...scary

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,17:51   

Happy Continuing Journey!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

  
afarensis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,18:39   

Happy Birthday Evil Klown!

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,19:17   

Picturing a clown in some eastern state, looking behind doors, under cars... "Joe? Are you there, Joe?"*

Thanks for all the larfs, Blipey! Happy Birthday!

*Maybe slightly accelerated and in flickering B/W like old Mack Sennet films.

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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,22:44   

Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 24 2011,19:17)
Picturing a clown in some eastern state, looking behind doors, under cars... "Joe? Are you there, Joe?"*

Thanks for all the larfs, Blipey! Happy Birthday!

*Maybe slightly accelerated and in flickering B/W like old Mack Sennet films.

The Undisputed King of Comedy!  A fitting Joe reference.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 24 2011,23:10   

Sorry I'm late too; I've been sitting on a bus for hours.

Happy birthday, Blipey! Shimmies of course to your platinum humor. :)

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