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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:22   

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I will have to drag my ass into the voter's booth and pull the lever for the lesser of two evils.

Yes, yes, South Park beat you to it, turd or douche, we know we know.

Justify your choice then. Who, exactly are you referring to anyway? Who will you be voting for and why?

Dare you.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

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Ftk



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:46   

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I will have to drag my ass into the voter's booth and pull the lever for the lesser of two evils.

Yes, yes, South Park beat you to it, turd or douche, we know we know.

Justify your choice then. Who, exactly are you referring to anyway? Who will you be voting for and why?

Dare you.

You lost me on the South Park comment.  My kids are fans, but I think it's crap so I have no idea what you're talking about.  

As for who I'm voting for, that would be obvious.  I'll not discuss the reasons why.  No interest in truth or dare today.  Waste of time anyway.

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Tom A



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:47   

Has anyone seen this yet?

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Markets....-poster

It just shows that fundies take themselves way too seriously. Apparently, one of the traits of fundies is that they are homozygous for a defective sense of humor gene.

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:47   

The next for years are likely to be as bad as the last four (except for the inevitable wars between China and Japan, North and South Korea, Britain and Argentina, Israel  and everyone else) regardless of who wins. So It's a matter of who you want to see suffer. Or is that whom?

Worldwide depressions seem to breed wars. Reality bites.

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:53   

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As for who I'm voting for, that would be obvious.


Of course, you'll vote for the party that insists that rapists babys are the property of the state. The party that wants to enshrine the inequality of women into law.
 
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 I'll not discuss the reasons why.

Sure, whatever. That's par for the course for you. You just "believe". You don't need reasons.
 
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 No interest in truth or dare today.  Waste of time anyway.

That's right. With you everything is a waste of time. Run away why don't you.

Yet you are happy to throw out "Scientists, discuss this" ain't ya?

Yet when someone tries to take you up on that, off you trot.

Coward.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,09:59   

Quote (Ftk @ Oct. 05 2012,10:11)
They are all piece of shit liars....Obama included.  I'd rather pierce myself in the eye than vote this year, but as usual, I will have to drag my ass into the voter's booth and pull the lever for the lesser of two evils.  Then I will go have a beer and try to forget what I just did.

Teach me to find the joy and peace you have found!

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,10:01   

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Haha!  I had to look that one up...hadn't run across it yet.  Too funny...Gotta love election year.

I'd heard about that one almost as soon as it happened and I live in a different country.

You are exactly what they mean by "low information voter" ain't ya?

Another thing, when you said:

 
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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".


What sort of "thorough explanation" would it be that convinced you?

Personally there would be no possible "thorough explanation" that could cause me to do such a thing. Yet as an athiest I'm supposed to be all immoral and that. And you as a good theist are happy to murder children for (insert reason here).

Whatever could that reason be FTK?

Do tell. Or is that another game of truth or dare you won't be playing today?

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,10:04   

Quote (Ftk @ Oct. 05 2012,09:11)
They are all piece of shit liars....Obama included.

Yet it can be shown that the opposing candidate has told many many lies that *can be shown to be lies* and yet he keeps repeating them.

And yet this is who you will vote for?

All politicians are shit. That's not news.

But given the choice you'll vote for the liar who is telling the most lies, despite those lies being easily shown to be lies?

And you'll do that simply because of, well, why FTK?

Oh, that's right, you are not playing.

Well I'll just add it to the list of things you've run away from.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,10:37   

haha OM dayum you missed FtK aint ye

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Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,10:45   

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haha OM dayum you missed FtK aint ye

Just once I'd like to talk with a fundie about something specific and evidence based.

Is that too much to ask? Apparently so!

Don't matter to me much'n what it is now, Obama the devil or why we can't conclude anything much from some ol'jellyfish fossilazations!

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,11:03   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 05 2012,08:45)
Just once I'd like to talk with a fundie about something specific and evidence based.

I'd like to have free beer forever.

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,11:13   

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Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 05 2012,08:45)
Just once I'd like to talk with a fundie about something specific and evidence based.

I'd like to have free beer forever.



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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,11:43   



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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Ftk



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,13:54   

Oh look!  Two days after the debate and less than a month until the election, and we find out jobs are finally opening up everywhere!  Whooo hoooo!  Obama was right...we just needed to be patient!  O.o

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,13:57   

Quote (Ftk @ Oct. 05 2012,09:46)
   
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 05 2012,09:22)
   
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I will have to drag my ass into the voter's booth and pull the lever for the lesser of two evils.

Yes, yes, South Park beat you to it, turd or douche, we know we know.

Justify your choice then. Who, exactly are you referring to anyway? Who will you be voting for and why?

Dare you.

You lost me on the South Park comment.  My kids are fans, but I think it's crap so I have no idea what you're talking about.  

Hahahaha, she said that South Park is crap!

Who could forget that classic episode? :D

 
Quote (midwifetoad @ Oct. 05 2012,09:47)
The next for years are likely to be as bad as the last four (except for the inevitable wars between China and Japan, North and South Korea, Britain and Argentina, Israel  and everyone else) regardless of who wins. So It's a matter of who you want to see suffer. Or is that whom?

Worldwide depressions seem to breed wars. Reality bites.


I'll stick my neck out and say that reality is going to bite whoever wins - we're going to have to pay the piper, although I cannot imagine what good tax cuts are in the face of the national debt, itself necessary because of Shrub.

I sold my house in 2007 (dodged a bullet there!;), and Rev. Barky just sold his - for full asking price, plus seller-paid closing costs. I do not want to buy another house, but I do advocate buying land. I have not worked full time since being cut in 2008, but yes, I am better off, with a Master's, two very satisfying jobs plus my own business, and being published.

A liberal in the true sense of the word, I read National Review and Mother Jones, and I've read both Aftershock (2nd edition, borrowed from the library!;) and The Great Reckoning. These books are a little bit correct, but frankly, conservatives tend to overlook the environment, peak oil, and overpopulation, and this video presents what I think is as accurate as one can be in predicting what we could face. Yes, it's cheezy (scary music; "Hi Chris, what made you start thinking about this?" "Well, Kent, like many Americans, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah). Take it with a grain of salt.

I believe in both a safety net and in personally relying on others as little as possible. In terms of my carbon footprint, repairing and repurposing items, and saving money, I am quite the little conservative. ;)

Just remember - it's not and it will never be the end of the world.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,14:20   

Quote (Ftk @ Oct. 05 2012,13:54)
Oh look!  Two days after the debate and less than a month until the election, and we find out jobs are finally opening up everywhere!  Whooo hoooo!  Obama was right...we just needed to be patient!  O.o

The recruiters never stopped calling Rev. Barky, even when I finally landed my foot-in-door job at the library the day before I was to interview at Staryucks (at my age).

A friend of ours works in foreclosures. NISM? She's okay.

For certain segments of our middle class, there has been almost no recession at all. The stimulus did not create all of the jobs Obama wanted, but it did create them.

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,14:58   

what in the hell are you women doing try to work anyway? sinful and disgraceful

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,15:42   

Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Oct. 05 2012,14:58)
what in the hell are you women doing try to work anyway? sinful and disgraceful

Ain't it? :p You should see the pr0n I've also been writing, brother! Check out my new avatar for the clue. ;)

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

  
rossum



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,16:13   

Quote (Kristine @ Oct. 05 2012,15:42)
 
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Oct. 05 2012,14:58)
what in the hell are you women doing try to work anyway? sinful and disgraceful

Ain't it? :p You should see the pr0n I've also been writing, brother! Check out my new avatar for the clue. ;)

Maybe the Government could sponsor pr0n to get people into work.

Hmmm,  That gives me an idea...

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Sultry, pouting, Hillary Clinton ran her hands over her enormous twin Capitol Domes, causing her tight black naugahyde bustier to heave alarmingly as it struggled to restrain her ample assets.  Posing in the doorway, she looked at the man, sitting in his chair, crying.

"John, stop that now!  Or strict Mistress Hillary will be very annoyed."

"I'm sorry Mistress Hillary," he said, struggling to contain his tears as he nervously eyed the plaited leatherette whip dangling from her wrist.  "It's just those nasty Democrat Representatives in the House.  They never do what I say.  And the Republicans are almost as bad."

Hillary strode masterfully over to where the Speaker was sitting in his chair, "Never mind John, let mommy Hillary take care of it."  She cradled his head into her softly billowing chest, as she felt his hands fondling her shapely legs in their tight leather thigh-boots.  'There's more than one way to skin a nauga,' she thought as her own hand moved decisively towards John's long leopardskin gavel and ...

Continued on page 94.



I didn't say it was a good idea.  :)

rossum

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,16:43   

rossum that is badass and WE NEED MOAR but be advise it might summon chunkdz.  but only if it has some hot man on athiest man subtext

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,16:49   

The next generation of the WPA is going to be something else! :D
Part I

It gets really naughty later. You'll love that, Ros and 'Ras.

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,17:03   

Wait, you guys are having elections?!?

I should get out of my cave more often...

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2012,20:42   

Quote (Ftk @ Oct. 05 2012,14:54)
Oh look!  Two days after the debate and less than a month until the election, and we find out jobs are finally opening up everywhere!  Whooo hoooo!  Obama was right...we just needed to be patient!  O.o

It always takes time to fix Republican fiscal disasters, especially when you start out wasting time trying find reasonable compromise with the wingnuts.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 06 2012,17:59   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Oct. 05 2012,17:03)
Wait, you guys are having elections?!?

I should get out of my cave more often...

Well, now I know if you read my facebook feed.

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 06 2012,18:16   

If you are bored of the shitty little dustbin that is UD, and are overwhelmed by the dueling queefs at TSZ, then This Tard Is For You

not shitting, dumbest creationist ever

This guy makes Joe look like Christopher Hitchens.  Before you get your dander up, manage your expectations.  But if you'd like a clear peek deep (relatively) into the mind of an absolutely ignoranter than fuckall batshit looneytoons fundie, Chad Elliot is your wildest dreams

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 06 2012,19:18   

Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Oct. 06 2012,18:16)
If you are bored of the shitty little dustbin that is UD, and are overwhelmed by the dueling queefs at TSZ, then This Tard Is For You

not shitting, dumbest creationist ever

This guy makes Joe look like Christopher Hitchens.  Before you get your dander up, manage your expectations.  But if you'd like a clear peek deep (relatively) into the mind of an absolutely ignoranter than fuckall batshit looneytoons fundie, Chad Elliot is your wildest dreams

I was gonna click on the link.  And then I thought, wait just a minute.  I've seen posts by BA^77, and I've seen too many lengthy posts by GEM of ICKY, and I've been at UD more times than i can count....and I'm forced to watch some of the stupidest ads ever created by republicans aired for this election.  Do I really need to see another stupid creo IDCist?  And I decied no, I do not.

BUT maybe you can bring him here, or report on the stupid?
I'm not sure I can handle the straight stupid anymore.

Edited by J-Dog on Oct. 06 2012,19:19

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 06 2012,23:12   

"Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not certain of the former."

(Or something like that.)

Henry

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 06 2012,23:33   

Hi all,

As promised, here's the direct link to my new blog Smilodon's Retreat.

If you go, check out some of the other SINners (Skeptic Ink Network bloggers).  John Loftus and Ed Clint are the founders.  

Thanks

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 07 2012,02:12   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Oct. 07 2012,14:33)
Hi all,

As promised, here's the direct link to my new blog Smilodon's Retreat.

If you go, check out some of the other SINners (Skeptic Ink Network bloggers).  John Loftus and Ed Clint are the founders.  

Thanks

Cool, Just hope Skeptic Ink doesn't end up constantly harping on about FtB/Skeptichicks/A+. Even though I agree with the sentiments it get's old quickly when people I don't know complain about other people I don't know.

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 07 2012,08:56   

Quote (J-Dog @ Oct. 06 2012,20:18)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Oct. 06 2012,18:16)
If you are bored of the shitty little dustbin that is UD, and are overwhelmed by the dueling queefs at TSZ, then This Tard Is For You

not shitting, dumbest creationist ever

This guy makes Joe look like Christopher Hitchens.  Before you get your dander up, manage your expectations.  But if you'd like a clear peek deep (relatively) into the mind of an absolutely ignoranter than fuckall batshit looneytoons fundie, Chad Elliot is your wildest dreams

I was gonna click on the link.  And then I thought, wait just a minute.  I've seen posts by BA^77, and I've seen too many lengthy posts by GEM of ICKY, and I've been at UD more times than i can count....and I'm forced to watch some of the stupidest ads ever created by republicans aired for this election.  Do I really need to see another stupid creo IDCist?  And I decied no, I do not.

BUT maybe you can bring him here, or report on the stupid?
I'm not sure I can handle the straight stupid anymore.

oh no, we don't want this dipshit here unless they can confine him to a single thread. and he won't come here anyway because, like all ignorant braying creationists, he is an authoritarian and wants control.

but, for an armchair study of this psychosis, in real time, I highly recommend his page.  The man, the myth, the legend.  Rapper, amateurish pro football QB, "wit" and unlettered philosoph and scientist Chad Elliot is endless entertainment in the form of marvelling at the depth of this pit of stupidity.

At the least, it's a nice change from the usual characters and the never ending retreat from empirical claims that hallmarks UD and the associated shitmongers

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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