Lou FCD

Posts: 5244 Joined: Jan. 2006
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We put up the tree this evening, while listening to Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, by Bob Rivers.
Good stuff.
I'm rather partial to Who Put the Stump?, a parody of Barry Mann's 1961 Who put the Bomp?
| Quote (The Angel atop the Tree @ Christmas Day, 2000) | I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree.
Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who was that man? He shoved it up my can And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
When this angel heard Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop, A dreadful fear went right into my heart. Those pine tree needles sting me, Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' near my ding dong. You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
So who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who took that bush And crammed it in my tush? He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
Each night when I'm alone, Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity Scratchity scratchity shoop ... It sets my tiny bottom all aglow. And every time I wiggle, Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din, A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Ram-a-lam-a ding dong Slipty-din-de-din Poopity poopity shoop ...) |
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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. - carlsonjok - deprecated
I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman - Wolfhound
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