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Woodbine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,10:34   

Henry, Oleg mined this, OK?

Not me.

I'm just a go-between; a mule. You wanna fuck your arteries with this shit you go right ahead, I ain't got nothing to do with it.

The HARD stuff.

Edited by Woodbine on April 25 2012,16:34

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,11:18   

No no, I was suggesting that Joe needs a citation for the claim that he understands it. ;)

  
Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,13:31   

Joe has oscillated between extremely vulgar and extremely submissive behaviour towards Lizzie. Might this be normal around where he lives? If not - is there a medical term for that condition?

Another alarming trait is his preference for insults involving excrements; and I'm positive that there is a medical term for persons who get aroused by excrements.

Okay, he's riddled with conditions:
 
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Brave enough to spend 3 months in the Colombian jungle- brave enough to take an unarmored SUV from Baghdad International Airport down RPG ally and then up to Balad.

And I have never backed out of any fight. If some evo shows up I will put him down.
megalomania here

And now a personal note for Creodont2, whoever you are:
Could you please issue a warning for ladies faint at heart before addressing Joe with stuff like this:  
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Want to see what natural selection can do, up close and personal? Go to Yellowstone Park, go to the Fishing Bridge area (or pretty much anywhere else in the park), take off all of your clothes, pour a bottle of barbecue sauce all over yourself, and take a hike by yourself. You can even do it without the barbecue sauce.

Can't make it unread!

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,15:54   

Taken as a whole, I believe the appropriate medical condition is called "Being a douchenozzle".

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Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,19:03   

Joe is on the short list for the Nobel Prize for Literature!!!!eleven!    
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The Evo Song- Poof, the Magic Mutant (to the tune “Puff the Magic Dragon”)

Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be.
Little Richard Dawkins, loved that rascal Poof.
And wrote him books to appease the kooks, oh what a silly goof!

Oh Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be
Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be

Together they would mutate Poof into a beluga whale
Richard kept a spectroscope trained on Poof’s mutating tail.
Nobel things and atheists bowed whene’er they came
Scientists would lower their flasks when Poof mutated a mane

Oh Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be
Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be

Mutations can’t go on forever, just like little boys
Antennaed wings and giant things doom nature’s mutant ploys
One gray night it happened, natural selection said no more
And Poof that Magic Mutant, mutated one last roar

His head was bent in sorrow, his tears fell like rain
Richard no longer went to write it gave him so much pain
Without his life-long friend Dick could not be brave
So Dick that evo-poofer sadly slipped in to his cave

Oh Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be
Poof the Magic Mutant, a-t-g-c
And changed them just by randomness just to see what he could be

(repeat chorus and fade…)


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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,19:19   

That's been evolving for a couple of years.

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,21:19   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ April 25 2012,11:31)
Okay, he's riddled with conditions:
   
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Brave enough to spend 3 months in the Colombian jungle- brave enough to take an unarmored SUV from Baghdad International Airport down RPG ally and then up to Balad.

And I have never backed out of any fight. If some evo shows up I will put him down.
megalomania here

"I'm tougher'n you. Therefore Design."

Again: sad, really.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,22:11   

Quote (midwifetoad @ April 25 2012,18:19)
That's been evolving for a couple of years.

That "evo song" must have evolved - that certainly wasn't intelligently designed!

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2012,22:11   

Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Another question - given enough time, would Doppler shifts of the gravity waves between the two objects eventually shift the orbit, even if it takes billions (or trillions?) of years for that to be significant?

Henry

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,08:09   

Quote (Henry J @ April 25 2012,22:11)
Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Another question - given enough time, would Doppler shifts of the gravity waves between the two objects eventually shift the orbit, even if it takes billions (or trillions?) of years for that to be significant?

Henry

Sure.  There is an energy transfer between the objects and that can't be 100% efficient.

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,09:26   

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Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Depends on the details. The earth's moon is receding due to transfer of rotational energy.

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paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,09:45   

Quote (midwifetoad @ April 26 2012,07:26)
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Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Depends on the details. The earth's moon is receding due to transfer of rotational energy.

It's probably not receding fast enough to satisfy the aliens living within it's core. They are so not looking forward to the establishment of the Gingrich Moonbase. I'm sure Joe could testify to that in some manner.

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,10:03   

Those aren't aliens. they're Nazis. Haven't you heard of Iron Sky?

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,10:37   

Aliens? Nazis? Nah, it's probably mice - looking for green cheese.

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,11:43   

Quote (Henry J @ April 25 2012,20:11)
Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Another question - given enough time, would Doppler shifts of the gravity waves between the two objects eventually shift the orbit, even if it takes billions (or trillions?) of years for that to be significant?

Henry

I think the key word in both questions is "eventually".  For any sort of realistic "planet in habitable zone around a star" scenario, I'd expect either process to take many times longer than the lifetime of the star.  They don't help Joe, but you probably knew that.

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NormOlsen



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,11:48   

Quote (paragwinn @ April 26 2012,09:45)
     
Quote (midwifetoad @ April 26 2012,07:26)
       
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Speaking of orbital mechanics, I have to wonder, if a small object were orbiting a larger object, far enough away from other objects to avoid interference, would the orbit eventually degrade (one way or the other) due to tidal friction, even if both objects were solid?

Depends on the details. The earth's moon is receding due to transfer of rotational energy.

It's probably not receding fast enough to satisfy the aliens living within it's core. They are so not looking forward to the establishment of the Gingrich Moonbase. I'm sure Joe could testify to that in some manner.

Not at all, they're actually celebrating now that one of their own has won the GOP nomination, effectively squashing the moonbase plan, and setting in motion their counter-plan for world domination.  I for one welcome our new Romneyian overlords!

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,16:26   

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Yes I have something to replace the failed evolutionism but that is not on-topic.

But I do understand why you want to change the topic- cowards always try to change the topic when their nonsense is exposed.

Bwhahahaha.

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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,17:57   

Quote (midwifetoad @ April 26 2012,10:03)
Those aren't aliens. they're Nazis. Haven't you heard of Iron Sky?

They are so Venusian Lizard Men.  Read Velikovsky people!

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Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,18:01   

Quote (fnxtr @ April 25 2012,21:19)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ April 25 2012,11:31)
Okay, he's riddled with conditions:
     
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Brave enough to spend 3 months in the Colombian jungle- brave enough to take an unarmored SUV from Baghdad International Airport down RPG ally and then up to Balad.

And I have never backed out of any fight. If some evo shows up I will put him down.
megalomania here

"I'm tougher'n you. Therefore Design."

Again: sad, really.

Well, you have to admit he's right about one thing - he's never backed down from a fight.  Given wrong addresses, refused to give addresses, wet his shorts and hid in his mama's closet...but never backed down from a fight.

Although if you look at that as "never backed down from a verbal fight", then he's like the black knight.  No limbs and he still thinks he can win.

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Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2012,18:04   

Quote (Henry J @ April 26 2012,10:37)
Aliens? Nazis? Nah, it's probably mice - looking for green cheese.

Alien Nazi Mice - don't tell Michael Bay, he'll make another movie.

Anyway, you're all wrong.  I'm sure we have a base up there already.  After all, if Obama can teleport up to the Mars base to talk to the Martians, we have to have one on our own moon.  I mean, who can forget Matthew Looney?  I'm sure he's a decorated Real Merikan by now.

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2012,12:23   

The movie's already made, although I don't know about the mice.

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paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2012,19:23   

Quote (midwifetoad @ April 26 2012,08:03)
Those aren't aliens. they're Nazis. Haven't you heard of Iron Sky?

Clavius Nazis. I hate Clavius Nazis.

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2012,16:27   

The idiocy of Joe's natural selection thread is truly painful. That he is only trolling for attention is a given, but that people waste electrons attempting to correct his spewage is simply upsetting.

But I have an idea.

What if  . . .

. . . every JoeSpew on TSZ was responded to only with the following:

   
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Thank you Joe. Here is a bunny:





Wouldn't that be much nicer? Wouldn't it make Joe so much less upset at us all?

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2012,22:46   

Instead of that, just post a link to An Index to Creationist Claims ! ;)

Henry

  
paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2012,23:38   

Quote (Amadan @ April 28 2012,14:27)
       
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Thank you Joe. Here is a bunny:




In Joe's mind...



eta: psychologification

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F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 29 2012,04:51   

Seriously, it would be the best thing to do.

Is Creodont one of ours?

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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 29 2012,23:16   

Joe's got 2 news posts up at untelligent reasoning giving you the scoop on Joenetic Algorithms.

Don't forget this blast from the past:

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oleg- I get it- you are too stupid to think outside of your simple-minded box

Look at it this way- Star Trek: Next generation- Lt Data was able to rewire his neuro networks due to the algorithms INSIDE OF HIM

If today’s programmers could figure out a way to get the GA inside of their organisms, they would- now they are doing the best they can-


What an utter dip-shit!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 30 2012,11:56   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 29 2012,23:16)
Joe's got 2 news posts up at untelligent reasoning giving you the scoop on Joenetic Algorithms.

Don't forget this blast from the past:

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oleg- I get it- you are too stupid to think outside of your simple-minded box

Look at it this way- Star Trek: Next generation- Lt Data was able to rewire his neuro networks due to the algorithms INSIDE OF HIM

If today’s programmers could figure out a way to get the GA inside of their organisms, they would- now they are doing the best they can-


What an utter dip-shit!

I wonder how hard he tries to pretend to understand what he types?  My guess is not very much.

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: April 30 2012,12:53   

Quote (blipey @ April 30 2012,11:56)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 29 2012,23:16)
Joe's got 2 news posts up at untelligent reasoning giving you the scoop on Joenetic Algorithms.

Don't forget this blast from the past:

 
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oleg- I get it- you are too stupid to think outside of your simple-minded box

Look at it this way- Star Trek: Next generation- Lt Data was able to rewire his neuro networks due to the algorithms INSIDE OF HIM

If today’s programmers could figure out a way to get the GA inside of their organisms, they would- now they are doing the best they can-


What an utter dip-shit!

I wonder how hard he tries to pretend to understand what he types?  My guess is not very much.

Muskrat blipey, muskrat Rich
Rich says to blipey come and be my bitch
And they shimmy
blipey's so skinny"

"And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love"


yeah baby....

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BTW: Joe, our position (i.e. evolution) does NOT require that there existed a species of ape-humans with 47 chromosomes.-Kevin McCarthy, ignorant of genetics

   
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(Permalink) Posted: April 30 2012,13:00   

Quote (Joe G @ April 30 2012,12:53)
Quote (blipey @ April 30 2012,11:56)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 29 2012,23:16)
Joe's got 2 news posts up at untelligent reasoning giving you the scoop on Joenetic Algorithms.

Don't forget this blast from the past:

 
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oleg- I get it- you are too stupid to think outside of your simple-minded box

Look at it this way- Star Trek: Next generation- Lt Data was able to rewire his neuro networks due to the algorithms INSIDE OF HIM

If today’s programmers could figure out a way to get the GA inside of their organisms, they would- now they are doing the best they can-


What an utter dip-shit!

I wonder how hard he tries to pretend to understand what he types?  My guess is not very much.

Muskrat blipey, muskrat Rich
Rich says to blipey come and be my bitch
And they shimmy
blipey's so skinny"

"And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love"


yeah baby....

Aww. Joe is ronrey again!

is it because he EATED ALL HIS FREINDZ UP?



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