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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,05:10   

Wood that be a dry Forrest dump?

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,05:44   

Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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if there are even critical flaws in Gaugerís work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,05:55   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Mar. 19 2012,13:10)
Wood that be a dry Forrest dump?

I prefer my forests wet and my beavers hairy

..am i in the right thread??

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Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,06:28   

Where, where is the wrong thread?

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sledgehammer



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,08:45   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 19 2012,03:44)
Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

Well, somebody has to say it:

"But they're still Drosophila"

I want to see frikkin' laser beams.  Is that too much to ask?

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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein †(H/T, JAD)
If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

  
KCdgw



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,13:42   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,04:35)
Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland.
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ticks are attracted to watermelon

I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside.

Maybe ticks just like the moisture.

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,14:04   

Quote (KCdgw @ Mar. 19 2012,13:42)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,04:35)
Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland.
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ticks are attracted to watermelon

I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside.

Maybe ticks just like the moisture.

But it's watermelon water, which (as any viewer of Top Chef knows) automatically gives you an epicurean bonus.

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Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,14:20   

Quote (sledgehammer @ Mar. 19 2012,08:45)
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 19 2012,03:44)
Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

Well, somebody has to say it:

"But they're still Drosophila"

I want to see frikkin' laser beams. †Is that too much to ask?



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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,16:33   

Cap'n Guano:

"That said ,Madelyn Murray O'Hair is nothing compared to what I have coming. So keep chanting that I have nothing- I am sure people said the same thing about O'Hair, and look what she did..."

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? That he's going to kidnap murder and dismember atheists or something?

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,16:35   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,12:20)
Quote (sledgehammer @ Mar. 19 2012,08:45)
 
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 19 2012,03:44)
Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

Well, somebody has to say it:

"But they're still Drosophila"

I want to see frikkin' laser beams. †Is that too much to ask?


Excellent, except there's no scat!  :D

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,22:49   

Quote (KCdgw @ Mar. 19 2012,13:42)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,04:35)
Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland.
†  
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ticks are attracted to watermelon

I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside.

Maybe ticks just like the moisture.

Speaking of Ticks - the like Scanning Electron Microscopes too!

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"Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

  
utidjian



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,23:14   

Quote (Badger3k @ Mar. 19 2012,22:49)
Quote (KCdgw @ Mar. 19 2012,13:42)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,04:35)
Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland.
† †
Quote
ticks are attracted to watermelon

I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside.

Maybe ticks just like the moisture.

Speaking of Ticks - the like Scanning Electron Microscopes too!

I knew ticks were tough but.... WOW!

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sledgehammer



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,23:31   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,12:20)
Quote (sledgehammer @ Mar. 19 2012,08:45)
 
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 19 2012,03:44)
Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

Well, somebody has to say it:

"But they're still Drosophila"

I want to see frikkin' laser beams. †Is that too much to ask?


Yeah!!! Frikkin' Laser beams.  

Now how about some Narwhals!! Fuck Yeah!!!! Narwhals!!  Stab  STAB!!!  YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

(Kudos.  Masterfully done)

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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein †(H/T, JAD)
If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

  
Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 20 2012,01:32   

Quote (sledgehammer @ Mar. 19 2012,23:31)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,12:20)
Quote (sledgehammer @ Mar. 19 2012,08:45)
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 19 2012,03:44)
Hey Joe,
http://www.plosone.org/article....0033288

Which mutations did your designer do?

Well, somebody has to say it:

"But they're still Drosophila"

I want to see frikkin' laser beams. †Is that too much to ask?


Yeah!!! Frikkin' Laser beams. †

Now how about some Narwhals!! Fuck Yeah!!!! Narwhals!! †Stab †STAB!!! †YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

(Kudos. †Masterfully done)

Did somebody say Narwhals?

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"Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2012,02:42   

Stopped Clock Syndrome!

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IDC exists only in the minds of the willfully ignorant. Get used to it.


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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Soapy Sam



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2012,05:19   

Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 21 2012,02:42)
Stopped Clock Syndrome!

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IDC exists only in the minds of the willfully ignorant. Get used to it.

 
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Someone: Appeals to authority are fallacious.

Joe: Citation please.


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If hail is made out of ice and ice came from ice via water, then hail is made out of ice. Joe G

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2012,11:47   

Joe might not be posting for a while...

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news....filming

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gaugerís work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2012,12:06   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 28 2012,09:47)
Joe might not be posting for a while...

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news.......filming

I thought maybe he was warming up for the third annual Theistic Awareness of Research Day, but then I saw this:
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He told detectives that "he did not like what he was doing and that he knew it was wrong," court documents said.

... and realised it couldn't possibly be caekboy.

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Tom A



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2012,15:24   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 19 2012,14:04)
Quote (KCdgw @ Mar. 19 2012,13:42)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 19 2012,04:35)
Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland.
† †
Quote
ticks are attracted to watermelon

I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside.

Maybe ticks just like the moisture.

But it's watermelon water, which (as any viewer of Top Chef knows) automatically gives you an epicurean bonus.

Are you sure it isn't watemelon sugar?

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2012,23:20   

Hey joe, does this guy look familiar?



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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,00:24   

Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,00:20)
Hey joe, does this guy look familiar?


Yes, yes, that's the man who touched me officer

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You're obviously illiterate as hell.†Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,11:01   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 31 2012,00:24)
Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,00:20)
Hey joe, does this guy look familiar?


Yes, yes, that's the man who touched me officer

He's such a cutie!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,13:35   

Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,04:20)
Hey joe, does this guy look familiar?


If that's Joe, the blacked out bit over his teeth should be about an inch higher.

GODWIN!

Louis

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Bye.

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,14:32   

joe gallien, creationist

home page

also see this

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,17:24   

Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,14:32)
joe gallien, creationist

home page

also see this

Bwhahahahaha. Fucking ace.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gaugerís work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 31 2012,21:51   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 31 2012,17:24)
Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,14:32)
joe gallien, creationist

home page

also see this

Bwhahahahaha. Fucking ace.

Hmm.. Joe, do you actually agree with your colleagues on this website?

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I hope this site may encourage some non-Christians to think about the Christian faith and might help some Christians in their faith, by seeing that science is not contrary to the possibility that God created life on earth with only a limited ability to change.


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I became interested in the Creation and evolution issue because I was never happy with the idea that Genesis and evolution were describing the same events.


This is, sadly, what a medical professional decides.  I'd like to quote another, much more famous philosopher here,

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duh!


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Paul is active in caring for the whole family as his main focus but likes to spend time on the computer, sending and receiving emails and browsing the Internet.


Seriously?  This is what you consider to be 'qualifications' on an 'about us' page?

Do you also like breathing a mostly nitrogen atmosphere and occasionally eating?

This is pretty damn sad.

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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: April 01 2012,02:31   

Take a look at this page.

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: April 01 2012,04:55   



http://www.quickmeme.com/meme....4

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gaugerís work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 01 2012,05:47   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ April 01 2012,11:55)


http://www.quickmeme.com/meme.......me....4

So, is that really Joe? He kinda looks...like a nice guy...

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Occam's Toothbrush



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(Permalink) Posted: April 01 2012,05:58   

Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 31 2012,15:32)
joe gallien, creationist

home page

also see this

Proof that Joe is the creationist he told us he wasn't. †About as shocking as gambling at Rick's. †I predict Joe will be along to correct this misunderstanding shortly, using such typical arguments as "you eat shitty diapers" and "let's get together and have a fist fight." †Ya know, IOW, assface.

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