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IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,13:09   

I just saw a particularly good example of the utter nonsense companies claim in order to sell the products they produce. A cosmetic that spoke of "[letting] the skin breathe". Ugh, now I'm no scientist, but even I know this is crap.

Anyone else find stuff like this annoying? If not, how come, and if so, any particularly egregious examples?

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BopDiddy



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,13:35   

Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Mar. 28 2008,13:09)
I just saw a particularly good example of the utter nonsense companies claim in order to sell the products they produce. A cosmetic that spoke of "[letting] the skin breathe". Ugh, now I'm no scientist, but even I know this is crap.

Anyone else find stuff like this annoying? If not, how come, and if so, any particularly egregious examples?

For me it's pretty much any ad that has people in lab coats, glasses and clipboards running around clean white rooms.  Arg.  

There used to be one for "The Ponds Institute" that had some bizarre line, with model-scientists as above running around in the background, that went something like "here at the Ponds Institute our scientists are finding new ways of revitalizing your appearance and making you feel your best" or equally ridiculous vagueness.

EDIT: typo

  
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,13:44   

In addition to that kind of fake science, I'm also really annoyed by implied woo in adverts. What I mean by this is the kind of advert, often for a beauty product, that says something like "contains real ginger extract and lime".
So? So what if it does? Does that do anything other than appease the hippiesque "all natural, organic" people who won't touch so called "non natural" products with a ten foot bargepole but will lap up any old nonsense that has the word 'organic' in it?

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I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest.

You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

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Venus Mousetrap



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,13:57   

Quote (BopDiddy @ Mar. 28 2008,13:35)
Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Mar. 28 2008,13:09)
I just saw a particularly good example of the utter nonsense companies claim in order to sell the products they produce. A cosmetic that spoke of "[letting] the skin breathe". Ugh, now I'm no scientist, but even I know this is crap.

Anyone else find stuff like this annoying? If not, how come, and if so, any particularly egregious examples?

For me it's pretty much any ad that has people in lab coats, glasses and clipboards running around clean white rooms.  Arg.  

There used to one for "The Ponds Institute" that had some bizarre line, with model-scientists as above running around in the background, that went something like "here at the Ponds Institute our scientists are finding new ways of revitalizing your appearance and making you feel your best" or equally ridiculous vagueness.

A company (I believe it was Imperial Leather, but I can find no references to it) did a beautiful parody of this way back in the 90s. They start in a lab with scientists in labcoats, one of whom is talking about their new soap. He points to a molecular ball-and-rod model to illustrate, and at the exact moment he talks about the 'complex molecular structure', a scientist walking behind him slips up on some molecule balls and falls over.

At the end they show the effect of their soap thirty seconds after application, and if I recall, it causes a white lady to turn into a six foot tall black man with dreadlocks.

For some reason few people have tapped into the comedy gold of this kind of advert since. :)

  
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,14:13   

Quote (Venus Mousetrap @ Mar. 28 2008,19:57)
Quote (BopDiddy @ Mar. 28 2008,13:35)
Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Mar. 28 2008,13:09)
I just saw a particularly good example of the utter nonsense companies claim in order to sell the products they produce. A cosmetic that spoke of "[letting] the skin breathe". Ugh, now I'm no scientist, but even I know this is crap.

Anyone else find stuff like this annoying? If not, how come, and if so, any particularly egregious examples?

For me it's pretty much any ad that has people in lab coats, glasses and clipboards running around clean white rooms.  Arg.  

There used to one for "The Ponds Institute" that had some bizarre line, with model-scientists as above running around in the background, that went something like "here at the Ponds Institute our scientists are finding new ways of revitalizing your appearance and making you feel your best" or equally ridiculous vagueness.

A company (I believe it was Imperial Leather, but I can find no references to it) did a beautiful parody of this way back in the 90s. They start in a lab with scientists in labcoats, one of whom is talking about their new soap. He points to a molecular ball-and-rod model to illustrate, and at the exact moment he talks about the 'complex molecular structure', a scientist walking behind him slips up on some molecule balls and falls over.

At the end they show the effect of their soap thirty seconds after application, and if I recall, it causes a white lady to turn into a six foot tall black man with dreadlocks.

For some reason few people have tapped into the comedy gold of this kind of advert since. :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy8upzrXzMU

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I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest.

You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

Roddenberry is my God.

   
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,14:15   

What annoys me are the silly "surveys" and related data abuse: "8 out of 10 cats prefer our cat food".  Prefer it to what?  Celery?

93.2% of statisticians agree with me.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,14:53   

And 98 % of New Age Crazies believe OUR New Age Crazie more than all other New Age Crazie Stuff.

BUT while we are on the subject, at least that Grinin' Fool Moron "Bob " and his annoying grin are a thing of the past... The Gov'mt finally did something right and tagged the company for the total scam that they were.  

Although it's hard to feel too sorry for the victims that actually expected a "penis enhancer sold on TV " to work!

Not that I  would actually care about this, since I am not  from TX, and not named named DaveScot.

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Venus Mousetrap



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:00   

Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Mar. 28 2008,14:13)
Quote (Venus Mousetrap @ Mar. 28 2008,19:57)
Quote (BopDiddy @ Mar. 28 2008,13:35)
 
Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Mar. 28 2008,13:09)
I just saw a particularly good example of the utter nonsense companies claim in order to sell the products they produce. A cosmetic that spoke of "[letting] the skin breathe". Ugh, now I'm no scientist, but even I know this is crap.

Anyone else find stuff like this annoying? If not, how come, and if so, any particularly egregious examples?

For me it's pretty much any ad that has people in lab coats, glasses and clipboards running around clean white rooms.  Arg.  

There used to one for "The Ponds Institute" that had some bizarre line, with model-scientists as above running around in the background, that went something like "here at the Ponds Institute our scientists are finding new ways of revitalizing your appearance and making you feel your best" or equally ridiculous vagueness.

A company (I believe it was Imperial Leather, but I can find no references to it) did a beautiful parody of this way back in the 90s. They start in a lab with scientists in labcoats, one of whom is talking about their new soap. He points to a molecular ball-and-rod model to illustrate, and at the exact moment he talks about the 'complex molecular structure', a scientist walking behind him slips up on some molecule balls and falls over.

At the end they show the effect of their soap thirty seconds after application, and if I recall, it causes a white lady to turn into a six foot tall black man with dreadlocks.

For some reason few people have tapped into the comedy gold of this kind of advert since. :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy8upzrXzMU

Thanks! I didn't know it was Paul Merton. The one I'm thinking of is a fan-done parody of this parody, as it happens. :)

  
Assassinator



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:10   

I think it was L'Oreal claiming to have the latest hype in face-créme land: amino-peptides, well woopydoo isn't that the most amazing stuff you ever heard from! Cilit Bang with it's "active oxygen" is also a great one. Or what about that "DNAge" stuff, claims to repair the DNA from your skin with some kind of simple acid, wich is in craploads of food. Worst is, when my mum watches it, she really thinks it's honest science, then I have to tell her what it really is. Hurray >.<

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:10   

Does it annoy me?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Are bears Catholic?

OF COURSE it annoys me!

The long suffering and eminently wonderful Dr Mrs Louis is treated to regular tirades at the television. The saintly lady bears these outbursts with great fortitude and tolerance, and even sympathises to a sufficient degree that she will occasionally let fly herself.

Bad science, pseudoscience and antiscience is a pain in the arse wherever it arises. I know that FTK/Skeptic etc will be shocked to read this, because our anti-pseudoscience is of course anti-religion obviously (sheah, right!), but I get more annoyed about homeopathy than creationism. You biologists think that people have no clue about bioogy? Your average personage on the Clapham omnibus is a Nobel Laureate equivalent in their biology knowledge compared to their chemistry knowledge. If I hear, see or read the spurious claims made about "natural" things once more I might just have to go on a killing spree. Well, maybe not a killing spree, perhaps just a harsh language spree.

L'Oreal adverts can render me quite spectacularly annoyed, and don't even get me started on the topic of nutribollocks and "organic" agriculture.*

Frankly, science literacy is a rare thing, and science friendliness only slightly more common.

Louis

* There is a lot of good to come out of the "organic" farming movement, unfortunately there is also a lot of utter shite. It's a case by case kind of thing based on something called the "evidence". Our creationist chums won't know what that word means, but they'll have to trust me when I say it applies to more things than their inane beliefs.

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Nerull



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:41   

Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 28 2008,15:53)
And 98 % of New Age Crazies believe OUR New Age Crazie more than all other New Age Crazie Stuff.

BUT while we are on the subject, at least that Grinin' Fool Moron "Bob " and his annoying grin are a thing of the past... The Gov'mt finally did something right and tagged the company for the total scam that they were.  

Although it's hard to feel too sorry for the victims that actually expected a "penis enhancer sold on TV " to work!

Not that I  would actually care about this, since I am not  from TX, and not named named DaveScot.

When did this happen? I looked at Wiki and it says they simply had to change their ads to avoid actually claiming anything. And I'm sure I've seen Smilin' Bob recently.

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Nerull



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:48   

Quote (Louis @ Mar. 28 2008,16:10)
Does it annoy me?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Are bears Catholic?

OF COURSE it annoys me!

The long suffering and eminently wonderful Dr Mrs Louis is treated to regular tirades at the television. The saintly lady bears these outbursts with great fortitude and tolerance, and even sympathises to a sufficient degree that she will occasionally let fly herself.

Bad science, pseudoscience and antiscience is a pain in the arse wherever it arises. I know that FTK/Skeptic etc will be shocked to read this, because our anti-pseudoscience is of course anti-religion obviously (sheah, right!), but I get more annoyed about homeopathy than creationism. You biologists think that people have no clue about bioogy? Your average personage on the Clapham omnibus is a Nobel Laureate equivalent in their biology knowledge compared to their chemistry knowledge. If I hear, see or read the spurious claims made about "natural" things once more I might just have to go on a killing spree. Well, maybe not a killing spree, perhaps just a harsh language spree.

L'Oreal adverts can render me quite spectacularly annoyed, and don't even get me started on the topic of nutribollocks and "organic" agriculture.*

Frankly, science literacy is a rare thing, and science friendliness only slightly more common.

Louis

* There is a lot of good to come out of the "organic" farming movement, unfortunately there is also a lot of utter shite. It's a case by case kind of thing based on something called the "evidence". Our creationist chums won't know what that word means, but they'll have to trust me when I say it applies to more things than their inane beliefs.

How about some all natural Hydrogen Cyanide? Or that lovely castor bean extract, Ricin. Very natural. ;)

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,15:55   

Quote (Nerull @ Mar. 28 2008,15:41)
Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 28 2008,15:53)
And 98 % of New Age Crazies believe OUR New Age Crazie more than all other New Age Crazie Stuff.

BUT while we are on the subject, at least that Grinin' Fool Moron "Bob " and his annoying grin are a thing of the past... The Gov'mt finally did something right and tagged the company for the total scam that they were.  

Although it's hard to feel too sorry for the victims that actually expected a "penis enhancer sold on TV " to work!

Not that I  would actually care about this, since I am not  from TX, and not named named DaveScot.

When did this happen? I looked at Wiki and it says they simply had to change their ads to avoid actually claiming anything. And I'm sure I've seen Smilin' Bob recently.

Smilin'  Bob Ain't No More...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-02-22-enzyte-fraud_N.htm

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,16:08   

My personal pet-peeve is the ever annoying "It's all-natural, so it's good for you".

My standard response is, "Dog crap is all-natural, too".

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,16:25   

Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 28 2008,14:15)
What annoys me are the silly "surveys" and related data abuse: "8 out of 10 cats prefer our cat food".  Prefer it to what?  Celery?

93.2% of statisticians agree with me.

There's a Mountain Dew ad that cites the 4:1 ratio of men to women who get struck by lightning, and shows women playing with ham radios and doing other risky stuff in a storm right next to a guy who gets zapped instead.

IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. Men get shocked four times as often because WE'RE the ones who do stupid shit outdoors during storms! It isn't because we attract electricity via some form of magic. But oh, no, the statistic sounds funny, let's make an ad showing guys being struck by lightning.

I think people are just inherently bad at statistics.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,16:29   

1. "Never tested on animals." -> Congratulations on buying our product and joining our test group.

2. "If they are giving away a free trial, it's got to be good!" -> That's what the crack dealer down the street wants you to think, too.

3. "Contains no chemicals." -> It's amazing what vacuum can do for you.

4. "Look who enjoys our product." -> Since when was idiocy supposed to be attractive?

5. "Pulls over 1G in the turn." -> I should hope so. My van does 1G parked in my driveway.

6. "Side effects can include nausea, vomiting, respiratory arrest, and death. Our drug isn't for everyone." -> Cornering the suicidal masochist market, are we?

7. "Works like magic!" -> Doesn't do anything at all.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,17:45   

WHAT ABOUT REALLY ANNOYING - AND WORTHLESS PRODUCTS?

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

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IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,18:55   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Mar. 28 2008,22:29)
7. "Works like magic!" -> Doesn't do anything at all.

Yes, this one bugs the hell out of me as well.

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I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest.

You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,19:16   

Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 28 2008,18:45)
WHAT ABOUT REALLY ANNOYING - AND WORTHLESS PRODUCTS?

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

Yeah, but HeadOn gets a bye from me (but not a buy) because of its very clever name. So it doesn't matter what it does.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,21:07   

Sometimes I wonder if maybe writers of advertisements don't actually have to sell to the public - they only have to sell the script to the company that's trying to sell something to the public.

Henry

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,21:51   

How about those eye drops (I forget the brand name) that "get the red out" - do those really work? :p

Henry

  
nuytsia



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,22:35   

The Aloe vera Andrex toilet paper advert always annoyed me as it had several potted Agave in it and was done with a very bad Mexican accent??
It's like sticking a picture of a catfish on a can of Tuna.

It didn't claim to be science, so I suppose I can't fault them for making no effort to get their facts straight
Idiots.

   
Falk Macara



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 28 2008,23:45   

The important thing to remember about stupid commercials for cosmetics is that, really, they don't actively harm anyone.

Homeopathy, on the other hand often discourages people from seeking assistance from medical professionals*; the sooner we start sending distributors off to the big house for GBH (or, for the lunatics claiming an extract of [herb X] cures cancer, murder) the better.

A question I always pose to people pushing the 'organic' angle, or rubbishing modern medicine is: "if natural remedies all work so well, how did what we know as modern medicine ever get a look in".

Falk.

*:  Meaning "People NOT in the business of selling leeches"

  
skeptic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,01:44   

Quote (Louis @ Mar. 28 2008,15:10)
Does it annoy me?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Are bears Catholic?

OF COURSE it annoys me!

The long suffering and eminently wonderful Dr Mrs Louis is treated to regular tirades at the television. The saintly lady bears these outbursts with great fortitude and tolerance, and even sympathises to a sufficient degree that she will occasionally let fly herself.

Bad science, pseudoscience and antiscience is a pain in the arse wherever it arises. I know that FTK/Skeptic etc will be shocked to read this, because our anti-pseudoscience is of course anti-religion obviously (sheah, right!), but I get more annoyed about homeopathy than creationism. You biologists think that people have no clue about bioogy? Your average personage on the Clapham omnibus is a Nobel Laureate equivalent in their biology knowledge compared to their chemistry knowledge. If I hear, see or read the spurious claims made about "natural" things once more I might just have to go on a killing spree. Well, maybe not a killing spree, perhaps just a harsh language spree.

L'Oreal adverts can render me quite spectacularly annoyed, and don't even get me started on the topic of nutribollocks and "organic" agriculture.*

Frankly, science literacy is a rare thing, and science friendliness only slightly more common.

Louis

* There is a lot of good to come out of the "organic" farming movement, unfortunately there is also a lot of utter shite. It's a case by case kind of thing based on something called the "evidence". Our creationist chums won't know what that word means, but they'll have to trust me when I say it applies to more things than their inane beliefs.

as much as it pains me to say, I'm with Louis on this one.  It's probably since we come from the same industry but I abhor nutraceuticals and I can't stand that they're not regulated by the FDA.  I'm not sure how it stands for you over there, Louis, but here any ingredient designated as a nutritional supplement has no obligation to prove any claims it makes.  It's just a hair more idiotic than tobacco not being regulated by the FDA.  Anyway, that's the umbrella all the homeopathic remedies hide under in this country and it has resulted in dead people but to no avail.  Louis, sounds like your wife and mine can repeat back the same tirade, lol.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,04:24   

Quote (skeptic @ Mar. 29 2008,07:44)
as much as it pains me to say, I'm with Louis on this one.  It's probably since we come from the same industry but I abhor nutraceuticals and I can't stand that they're not regulated by the FDA.  I'm not sure how it stands for you over there, Louis, but here any ingredient designated as a nutritional supplement has no obligation to prove any claims it makes.  It's just a hair more idiotic than tobacco not being regulated by the FDA.  Anyway, that's the umbrella all the homeopathic remedies hide under in this country and it has resulted in dead people but to no avail.  Louis, sounds like your wife and mine can repeat back the same tirade, lol.

It's okay Skeptic, if it helps I'm in utter agony. ;-)

I think the list Wes gives is a good starting point.  But lest we of a scientific bent keep pointing the finger outwards I think, especially in my industry, it's good to have a little perspective and point that finger inwards just as often.

Yes Skeptic, NICE (the UK FDA pseudoequivalent) does give a comparatively free pass to nutraceuticals and the like. The worst things is it also gives a large degree of freedom to "homeopathic" "medicines". The reason there are two sets of quotes is because of two different reasons. "Homeopathic" seems to shift meanings in the pseudoscience promoting community, sometimes it means plant extracts, sometimes it means the uber-diluted dirvel, sometimes both, sometime neither. Like talking about "god", talking about "natural" or talking about "homeopathy" it's a bloody good idea to find out what the other person means by those words when they use them. The reason "medicine" is in quotes is because this stuff rarely has any medicinal value over and above placebo.

BTW, one little bugbear of mine is that people sometimes think that "placebo" is an insult of some kind, that it means the medicine does nothing at all. This simply isn't the case, and I always have to explain this to people. Very simply put: If a medicine/treatment does no better than the background level at which people just simply get better from a disease then it has done no better than a placebo would do. That does not mean it does nothing, it just means it's ineffective as a treatment for that disease.

Trust me when I say you run up against worse pseudoscientific drivel and harsher antiscience attitudes in the "alternative medicine" group/mindset than we ever do in creationists. At least in the US you have the Establishment Clause to protect you from the more egregious instances of religious idiocy, and at least we in the rest of the world have that example to work on (even if we fail to manage it sometimes), but nowhere has got a "Dumb Clause" to protect a nation from the establishment of pseudoscientific quackery. The companies involved (and our dearly beloved and oh so above reproach pharma industry also cashes in on this btw) are peddling sophisticated snake oil at top prices to an ever eagre and extremely confused middle class. As a matter of perspective, national outrage can be caused by mentioning how an immigrant gets well treated or housed at the cost of a few hundred thousand pounds, but nobody bats an eyelid at the billions of pounds frittered away on sugar tablets and expensive consultations.

Lastly, I don't mean to say that the "traditional" medicine lot have nothing to learn from the "alternative" medicine lot. Simply put, there is no "traditional" and "alternative", there is only medicine. If it works, it's medicine, if it doesn't it's expensive wishful thinking. If standing on a moonlit night at a crossroads with your feet in sphagnum moss, a natterjack toad on your head, having a druid perform an intimate personal act upon you whilst washing you with water thawed from an arctic glacier, whilst a Sioux priestess chants healing energies and an aura specialist clears your aura according to the latest results of her trance causes pancreatic cancer to go into remission in a statistically significant manner above placebo (or better, above the current market treatments) then it is medicine. We might not know how it works yet, but that it works is now undeniable. More studies need to be done, can it be accomplished sans druid for example (they are expensive after all).

My serious point possibly clouded by that frivolity is that the claims of conspiracy and persecution (like those of our creationist chums) are false. They are the products of bog standard denialism. Antisemites, climate change deniers, creationists, advocates of alternative medicine, tobacco companies, pharmaceutical company advertising departments (oh yes, they are scum) all use the exact same denialist methodologies.

The second serious point there is that in the alternative medicine world long consultations, easy access to a practitioner, comforting treatments like massage and aromatherapy etc are all useful. They really do seem to help people. Granted, again they have never yet broken the minimum requirement that any valid medicine/treatment would have asked of it but they give us an important pointer and one we ignore at our peril. A GP in the UK has between 8 and 15 minutes on average with each patient (IIRC from a recent Lancet article). The average alternative therapist spends between 45 minutes and 2 hours with each patient. GPs estimate that a huge majority of their time is taken up with palliative care and simple reassurance of patients. We know that stress not only is a disease but that it causes disease. The wealth of anecdotal "data" we get from the alternative medicine court is telling us something very clear "You can improve how your patients feel about their treatments, and this will in turn improve their chances of recovery". Put the pieces together! There is merit in the "holistic approach" even if that merit is only the difference between state and private medicine being able to afford different amounts of time to deal with a patient.

This is why it is vital to separate out what the real issue is. Homeopathy doesn't work, it's obvious bullshit to anyone with a GCSE in chemistry. It's antiscience quackery and dishonest snakeoil salemanship of the first water (pun intended). BUT some people like it, it has some value to some patients and that value is less in the actual treatments and medicines themselves but more in the rituals and environments that those treatments and medicines are delivered. Think how powerful combining the two could be? It's an almost utopian ideal! Medicines/treatments that really work delivered in an environment that panders to the simple human nature of the patient. The private medical sector in the UK has been doing this for years. Lengthy consulations at the drop of a hat, instantaneous treatments, thorough investigations etc. I'm not knocking the NHS (which I think is an excellent system) but the private sector has managed to get rid of a lot of the bureacracy and invest a lot more of its money in the right places. That is sadly not a medical issue but a political and financial one.

This is incidentally, to return to the original topic at little more, why I think that "alternative" remedies of all sorts should be thoroughly investigated and subject to the exact same stringent conditions and testing that any "normal" remedy is. If the goal is to cure people, then our efforts must be aimed at finding the best way of doing that. The fact that these things get a free pass is abhorrent. It's as bad as a pharma company forging trials data, faking claims, using marketing tricks to bend rules etc. In a market worth billions of pounds a year in the UK alone, it's also a market with a surprisingly similar quantity of cash to the people doing REAL science and making REAL medicines that REALLY and uncontroversially work.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,05:15   

Monica has a cosmetic line out now.  She has a lipstick mixed
with Viagra.  Claims it works great but leaves her with a stiff upper lip.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,06:05   

Well.. how about "mineral" makeup.  One company started this, and now it's become a classification that I've seen other companies using.

"The makeup that's actually good for your skin" was one of the original marketing taglines.  They talked about it being "pure".  Pure WHAT is never explained.  I guess what they're saying is that there isn't anything in the makeup, except what's in the makeup.  There's no "other stuff" in it, thus it's pure.  They never really explain what the minerals are though, or why supposedly using only minerals is such a good thing.

I'm getting REALLY tired of a commercial for a brand of shampoo touting the fact that they use soy in the shampoo, particularly the odd voice of the woman they chose to do the speaking in it.  Although I admit I just about bust a gut laughing every time they mention their "Natural Shiitake Complex".  They actually have a website where you can click on a link named "the science" to see a bunch of official looking graphs, including one that appears to show a nearly exponential curve in the "rate of cell renewal" versus amount of time that the product was used.  In other words, use it long enough and you've got nearly infinite cell renewal.  That must be fun, having brand new skin cells every couple of seconds.  I'd hate to imagine the trail of sloughed off skin cells you'd leave behind you though.


Recently I had the bad fortune of witnessing an Avon party.  I was trying not to pay attention to all the girly crap, but I kept hearing occasional bizarre claims, like that it's good to wear makeup because it keeps pollution off your face and out of your pores.


Or on a radio show a while back I heard someone call in and describe her job by saying that she sells "natural beauty products".  One of the people on the show commented that that was a bit of an odd term, since natural beauty should be what you already look like.  The caller described the products by saying that instead of using water for some particular thing they use some sort of fruit juice.

When did water become artificial?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,06:22   

A while back, I sent an e-mail to Ulay (I'm not sure if it's purely a UK company, so hedging my bets, it's a company that selld "anti-aging" cream) asking how many scientific studies had been performed on their products, which journals they were published in, and which editions. I never got a reply.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,10:04   

Mineral makeup has been around for millenia.  Various minerals were used in the preparation of Kohl for example.  

I'd like to be able to stop the adverts altogether.  One way would be legislation.  Another would be a mass ridicule campaign.  Or else educate the majority of the populace so that they are resistant to the stupid adverts.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2008,10:20   

One byproduct of our Free Exercise clause that most often trumps the Establishment clause results in the what I call the right to be stupid, sorry if I'm offending anyone's beliefs.  In my part of the country we have the Seventh Day Adventists and the Amish and Quakers that routinely deny treatment of specific or modern nature.  I recall that it only really comes to a head when they're making these decisions for minors.  From my perspective it's a thorny issue because I know the science and the medicine but I'm reluctant to mess with the Free Exercise clause because of the unintended consequences of the slippery slope.  A dilemma that can only be resolved if you truly believe that everyone in this country has the absolute right to be just as dumb as they wish to be.  Of course issues like euthanasia and informed consent jump up real quick when you start walking down that road.

Ironically, for all the talk about health care systems these days, it sounds as if your public and our private systems are very similar in terms of time devoted towards patient-doctor interaction.  Maybe both countries need more qualified doctors to handle the load.  Actually, I know both the problems and the solutions are much more complex then this but wouldn't it be nice if medicine was devoted simply to the welfare of the patient primarily.  Ahh, what a dream.

  
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