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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,00:39    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOUr MADE FROM SOME GOO YOU'RE MAMA WAS A MONKEY AND YOU GET YOU'RE MORALITY FROM A NATURAL SELECTIONS WHICH MEANS THAT HUMPING GRANNIES IS OKAY IN YOU'RE BOOK TOO. Have a good one, Ras. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,00:58    Yeah, happy birthday youngster! I hope you get lots of sock puppet protectors as prezzies. Bob -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,01:19    Quote (Bob O'H @ Feb. 26 2008,23:58) Yeah, happy birthday youngster! I hope you get lots of sock puppet protectors as prezzies. Bob Or sompin' like that. Happy birthday! The women of Poland salute ye! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,01:45    31, yeesh. Just a kid... -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,02:38    {Sound of partially overheard argument coming from corridor} ...no I am not....ishing that slack jaw....gibbering tosspiece ...ppy birthday he can.....mself and the horse he....in on..... HEY! QUIT SHOVING! {Louis enters} Ah ahahahahahaha...erm... Happy Birthday Erasmus! Have a good one. May I be the first to unnecessarily wish you many fine beers in celebration. I mean what the hell is the point of telling you to go out and drink to celebrate your birthday? What else are you going to do? Hang glide naked off the top of the Gherkin?  Oh wait...now THERE'S an idea! Anyway, I shall, as an act of noble self sacrifice raise a beer in your honour this very evening. No, don't thank me, it's unnecessary. If one can cannot lay down the sanctitiy and security of one's hepatic organ for one's online chums then one can hardly consider oneself a preux chevalier now can one? Many Happy Returns! Louis ETA: Hughes and Chatfield stole the best LOLCats I'm afraid. Cheeky blighters, nothing gentlemanly about those two perverts. Did I tell you what I saw on their joint website? I never knew you could convince an ostrich to do that. Still, at least the manufacturers of Swarfega were happy. -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,02:43    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 27 2008,06:39) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOUr MADE FROM SOME GOO YOU'RE MAMA WAS A MONKEY AND YOU GET YOU'RE MORALITY FROM A NATURAL SELECTIONS WHICH MEANS THAT HUMPING GRANNIES IS OKAY IN YOU'RE BOOK TOO. [SNIP] We'll have no projection of your deviant gerontophile lusts here thank you Mr Hughes. You keep your octagenarian ogling to yourself. Pervert. Louis -------------- Bye.

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:17    No LOLCATs here, but I do hope that since we are all atheists on a daily basis here, that this particular day is even more atheistic than the days before, and that you enjoy the cake, beer, dancing girls, or whatever other celebratory activities that atheists enjoy on a daily basis as well. Have a good 'un. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:19    I'm just gonna say a quick Happy Birthday in the event my interwebs connection goes out again before I post this. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Paul Flocken Posts: 290 Joined: Dec. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:41    Hope it's a great one Erasmus! -------------- "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.  Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."-John F. Kennedy

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,06:51    Ur prezent: (U ried it in heavnz with teh invisible manz.) -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,09:05    thanks!  I am a mean mannish boy for shore.  31 seems old to me.  I wonder if I can drink 31 beers today.... I plan to celebrate by taking one day to not be an atheist on such a daily basis and I have decided to be a strong agnostic instead.   So that means I can no longer justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing*, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, goat-fornicating**, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying, "There Is No God So Who The Fuck Cares?" No, not today.   Today, I will justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing***, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, animalia-fornicating****, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying "I Really Can't Be Bothered To Give a Fuck Whether Or Not There Is A God, So Who The Fuck Cares". Thanks FtK!!!  And the rest of you'ns. *  I was just doing what Psalms 129 said to do, sheesh. **  Rich, if I call you a goat before I have my way with you does this keep me in the clear on this one? *** See *. **** Added to cover Rich, Ftk Sal and Louis.  Since it's my birthday I get to direct.  Bring in the live geese! -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,10:39    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2008,09:05) thanks!  I am a mean mannish boy for shore.  31 seems old to me.  I wonder if I can drink 31 beers today.... I plan to celebrate by taking one day to not be an atheist on such a daily basis and I have decided to be a strong agnostic instead.   So that means I can no longer justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing*, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, goat-fornicating**, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying, "There Is No God So Who The Fuck Cares?" No, not today.   Today, I will justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing***, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, animalia-fornicating****, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying "I Really Can't Be Bothered To Give a Fuck Whether Or Not There Is A God, So Who The Fuck Cares". Thanks FtK!!!  And the rest of you'ns. *  I was just doing what Psalms 129 said to do, sheesh. **  Rich, if I call you a goat before I have my way with you does this keep me in the clear on this one? *** See *. **** Added to cover Rich, Ftk Sal and Louis.  Since it's my birthday I get to direct.  Bring in the live geese! Copy cat.   That's exactly* how I celebrated my 31st Birthday!** *except for the geese. ** and the 72 virgins *** Ha Ha just kidding!  There were only 10, 5,2 1 virgin, but I got to 3rd base.... Happy Fucking Birfday my man. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Assassinator Posts: 479 Joined: Nov. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,17:01    A happy happy birthday here from Holland! Sadly I can't present you with a nice LOLcat, since all the good one's have been given already. I can however wish you another happy happy year full of burning churches and ebola spreading (HA! Now that one is taken too! ), ofcourse you can't stop that, that's a LIE, you can't leave the almighty fundie atheist camp wich has assimilated all forms of science to conspire against those....theists! Don't leave us! Good luck, have fun, and may the Non-Intelligent-Not-Caring-Force be with you Disclaimer: This post does not resemble the true opinions of Assassinator, nope not even the "Happy Birthday" Edited, because you're worth it (this never gets old).

IanBrown_101 Posts: 927 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,21:50    Happy Birthday, Number 7 of the worldwide atheist collecive. It's a shame this is online, because I can't give you the atheist handshake (no bibles, crosses or children to burn, more the pity) but take it as given. Now, did you get the "special" blankets with Dawkins' face our London office sent you for distribution? -------------- I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest. You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK Roddenberry is my God.

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