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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:19   

ALRIGHT SHUT AND AND LISTEN BECAUSE I'M TALKIN.

THE PAST. WHERE YOU THEY'RE? I THOUGHT NOT. NONE OF US NO WHAT HAPPENED, ONLY PEOPLE FROM THEN DO, AND THERE DEAD. FORTUNATLEY THEY WROTE TEH BIBLE, SO WE TWO CAN NO.

USING MY EF I HAVE CALCULATED A MORPHONOGICAL TREE OF WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WITH REGARD TO DISSENT. GILD DODGEMS WROTE SOME OF TEH SIMULATIONS (BUT I CAME UP WITH IT ALL), I KICKED THE CPU AND VUSUALS DISPLAY UNITS TO ENSURE ENVIRNONMETAL RANDOMNESS.

HEAR ARE THE RESULTS:





IF YOU BLOG ABOUT MY PEAR RESEARCHES, PLEASE USE THE WRITE ICON, WHICH YOU CAN STEEL FROM THEY'RE WEBSITE.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:30   

Brilliant!  I especially like how

Communism + Fascism = Dawkins.

One might think that combination would produce a nil, but no!  Rich has proven that it actually produces useful work.  Well done.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:31   

Deer Researcher Chef, or Chief:

I wood like to use yer work, but I need to no how long it took for the monkey to turn into PZ Meyers, and who is the monkey's uncle here?

I know you and Michael Dell founded his company, and so you no numbers, wood you no if this was 6,000 years, or 4.5 billion years?

Yours In Big Science,

The Ghost of BA77

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:38   

Over at After the Bar Closes, a friend has, you know, shown the natural consequences of the materialist's evolutionary, like, Tree of Life, yo.

You hell-bound Protestants whose comments I won't let through moderation will be totally surprised to see that the Pope is not part of the tree.

p.s. - Buy my book.

Like, totally,

Denyse O'Leary

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:42   

Journalism: do you? Sometimes, but not always - sentences are "hard"... but not for Jesus - I'll be riffing on this.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,14:52   

You forgot a a portion of the tree, Rich.

 
Quote (JanieBelle @ November 15, 2006 11:39 AM)
   Our grandpa became Lenny Flank,
   The other PZ Myers,
   When PZ banned him from the Thumb,
   to put out all the fires.

   Lou F C D was clowning too,
   and to the stall he went
   And rather proud was he when to
   the bathroom wall was sent.

   But Daddy Arden pulled the plug
   and “Not yet” Lou was told,
   “You must get banned from Dembski’s blog
   By DaveScot and with bold.”

   And so the seed that Arden planted
   Grew within Lou’s womb,
   And Janie Belle McKnight was born,
   and headed forth to doom.

   DaveScot wouldn’t hang around,
   So Corporal Kate was born,
   And lovers she and Janie bound,
   And Dave was back, forlorn.

   But Billy D. obliged us all,
   and sent us down the pike,
   Because we dared to question that
   Old dried up MorphoDyke.

   And we must mention our Grand Aunt,
   Who guided Lou with Love,
   He refers to her with mild smirk,
   As his own Karl Rove.

   Eventually it had to be
   that all good things must end,
   So from the closet we’re both free,
   and here the story’s penned.

   That’s how DaveScot’s Katie’s Dad,
   and Arden is my own,
   Grand children of that Lenny Flank,
   And PZ’s too! (He’ll groan.)

   And so we live to tell the tale,
   and tell you of our fates,
   how happy fertile Mommy Lou,
   got pregged on both first dates.


:angry:

(Originally posted at Kristine's Blog)

Edit to click the emo button.

Edited by Lou FCD on Feb. 13 2008,15:53

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,15:04   

A fisted oligarchy. I new it!

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,15:07   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 13 2008,15:04)
A fisted oligarchy. I new it!

Don't tell Joe G.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,15:21   

A treemendacious contribution to ID research.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,15:34   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 13 2008,13:52)
You forgot a a portion of the tree, Rich.

   
Quote (JanieBelle @ November 15, 2006 11:39 AM)
   Our grandpa became Lenny Flank,
   The other PZ Myers,
   When PZ banned him from the Thumb,
   to put out all the fires.

   Lou F C D was clowning too,
   and to the stall he went
   And rather proud was he when to
   the bathroom wall was sent.

   But Daddy Arden pulled the plug
   and “Not yet” Lou was told,
   “You must get banned from Dembski’s blog
   By DaveScot and with bold.”

   And so the seed that Arden planted
   Grew within Lou’s womb,
   And Janie Belle McKnight was born,
   and headed forth to doom.

   DaveScot wouldn’t hang around,
   So Corporal Kate was born,
   And lovers she and Janie bound,
   And Dave was back, forlorn.

   But Billy D. obliged us all,
   and sent us down the pike,
   Because we dared to question that
   Old dried up MorphoDyke.

   And we must mention our Grand Aunt,
   Who guided Lou with Love,
   He refers to her with mild smirk,
   As his own Karl Rove.

   Eventually it had to be
   that all good things must end,
   So from the closet we’re both free,
   and here the story’s penned.

   That’s how DaveScot’s Katie’s Dad,
   and Arden is my own,
   Grand children of that Lenny Flank,
   And PZ’s too! (He’ll groan.)

   And so we live to tell the tale,
   and tell you of our fates,
   how happy fertile Mommy Lou,
   got pregged on both first dates.


:angry:

(Originally posted at Kristine's Blog)

Edit to click the emo button.

"Poems are made by fools like me,
but only God can make a tree." ;)

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 13 2008,16:31   

Brilliant slideshow, Paul Nelson should take lessons from you.

And thanks for clarifying the tree of life, Richard!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,11:58   

RTH  is a fucking creationist!

Look, look! Monkeys, Mao and Myers have no evolutionary precursors, proving GODDIDIT!!!!

Quod Erat Doofustratum.

Louis

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,12:09   

Where does the Morphodyke fit on the tree?

Bob

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,12:25   

KNOT BETWEEN YOU AND DAVETARD. HOMO.


HAR HAR I KILL ME SOMETIMES

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:27   

Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:30   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

Get his boyfriend Bob O'H to post it.


*sulks*

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:32   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

rich - maybe send to PZ?  It is definitely worthy of wider dissemination.

ps:  I don't think DaveTard's gonna do it.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:34   

I've spammed him enough recently!

(I do have a GOLD STAR, though)

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:37   

Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 14 2008,13:32)
Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

rich - maybe send to PZ?  It is definitely worthy of wider dissemination.

ps:  I don't think DaveTard's gonna do it.

I'd gladly host it, but only about 20 people read my blog.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 14 2008,13:39   

ITS FREE FOR ALL LIKE ALL MY WURK.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,20:01   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 13 2008,14:19)
ALRIGHT SHUT AND AND LISTEN BECAUSE I'M TALKIN.

THE PAST. WHERE YOU THEY'RE? I THOUGHT NOT. NONE OF US NO WHAT HAPPENED, ONLY PEOPLE FROM THEN DO, AND THERE DEAD. FORTUNATLEY THEY WROTE TEH BIBLE, SO WE TWO CAN NO.

USING MY EF I HAVE CALCULATED A MORPHONOGICAL TREE OF WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WITH REGARD TO DISSENT. GILD DODGEMS WROTE SOME OF TEH SIMULATIONS (BUT I CAME UP WITH IT ALL), I KICKED THE CPU AND VUSUALS DISPLAY UNITS TO ENSURE ENVIRNONMETAL RANDOMNESS.

HEAR ARE THE RESULTS:





IF YOU BLOG ABOUT MY PEAR RESEARCHES, PLEASE USE THE WRITE ICON, WHICH YOU CAN STEEL FROM THEY'RE WEBSITE.

I hate to be a fly in the ointment and all, but where did the monkey come from. I mean if Darwin, Satan, and Dice were all there was, where did the monkey come from? Mao and PZ don't have parents either. Did they come from the same place Cain and Able's wives came from? Or was this some sort of weird incestuous free for all, if so I can only assume Sal Cordova had something to do with it...

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,20:07   

The Devil does not play dice! He plays Scrabble.

I oughta know! :)

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,20:41   

Quote (Mister DNA @ Feb. 14 2008,11:37)
Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 14 2008,13:32)
 
Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

rich - maybe send to PZ?  It is definitely worthy of wider dissemination.

ps:  I don't think DaveTard's gonna do it.

I'd gladly host it, but only about 20 people read my blog.

You have TWENTY people that read YOUR bolg?  


I doubt that there are even 3 people that read MY blog.  I doubt that there are THREE people that even know the NAME of MY BLOG.

Scheech.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,21:05   

Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 15 2008,21:41)
 
Quote (Mister DNA @ Feb. 14 2008,11:37)
 
Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 14 2008,13:32)
   
Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

rich - maybe send to PZ?  It is definitely worthy of wider dissemination.

ps:  I don't think DaveTard's gonna do it.

I'd gladly host it, but only about 20 people read my blog.

You have TWENTY people that read YOUR bolg?  


I doubt that there are even 3 people that read MY blog.  I doubt that there are THREE people that even know the NAME of MY BLOG.

Scheech.

You have a blog?

ETA:

:)

Perhaps if you left a link in your sig...

ETAA:  

Stones and Bones?

Edited by Lou FCD on Feb. 15 2008,22:20

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,21:20   

Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 15 2008,20:41)
Quote (Mister DNA @ Feb. 14 2008,11:37)
 
Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 14 2008,13:32)
   
Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 14 2008,13:27)
Any chance one of you can post this at UD?  Rich will your buddy davetard post it for you?  Even he has to see the humor.

rich - maybe send to PZ?  It is definitely worthy of wider dissemination.

ps:  I don't think DaveTard's gonna do it.

I'd gladly host it, but only about 20 people read my blog.

You have TWENTY people that read YOUR bolg?  


I doubt that there are even 3 people that read MY blog.  I doubt that there are THREE people that even know the NAME of MY BLOG.

Scheech.

Like Uncommon Descent, I reckon about 90% of the readers of my blog come from After the Bar Closes.

I've only had it up for about 6 weeks, so I'm pretty happy that someone other than me is reading it.

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,21:24   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 15 2008,21:05)
ETAA:  

Stones and Bones?

Damn... I think Gary needs to get one o' them there BPSDB icons. There's some good stuff at his blog.

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Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,21:50   

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 15 2008,20:07)
The Devil does not play dice! He plays Scrabble.

I oughta know! :)

Nuhuh. Roulette.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,22:08   

Quote (Mister DNA @ Feb. 15 2008,22:24)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 15 2008,21:05)
ETAA:  

Stones and Bones?

Damn... I think Gary needs to get one o' them there BPSDB icons. There's some good stuff at his blog.

No lie.  I was reading some good BPSDB.org material there.

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 15 2008,23:29   

I wish that there was material whatsername on MY BLOG which isn't here, but is there.  But I don't pimp like SOME PEOPLE at Panda's Thumb.

Actually, I am glad you guys like it.  I use the "Stones and Bones" as a drop-off file space for material I use on creationist websites.  I have been posting to a number of Christian and creationist sites, as well as RnR and here and there.  I haven't added the recent stuff to Stones and Bones.  

About the time I left PT, I had been building a case for selling ad space.  I have a neighbor in the biz end of the intertubes, and I had him looking at PT as a client.  Seed magazine swept through, and I blew out.  Blew up, blew out- samosamo.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 16 2008,06:44   

Well, I'll be adding Stones and Bones to my blogrolls and regular reading list.

Very good stuff, keep it coming.

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