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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,15:55   

tame ones ain't worth eating

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,16:00   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Nov. 14 2009,16:55)
tame ones ain't worth eating

Why not?
I once suggested to the local grocery store (with a retention pond full of said geese) that they should set up a rodeo. People could pay a small fee for the privilege of wrangling geese, and vendors could set up booths to kill/pluck/clean/even cook. Leftovers could be composted.

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,16:15   

the FWS wouldn't like that very much.  and the bread diet makes em taste crappy.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,17:16   

J-Dog, have you considered TNT? It works with the panda invasion in my backyard...

What? Did I say that out loud?

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,17:28   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Nov. 14 2009,17:16)
J-Dog, have you considered TNT? It works with the panda invasion in my backyard...

What? Did I say that out loud?

Since Pandas are found in China and you live in France, I'd like to advance the alternate explanation that the black and white creatures infesting your lawn were actually mimes.



Lucky for you it is mime season.  No size or catch limits either.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,17:48   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 14 2009,23:28)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Nov. 14 2009,17:16)
J-Dog, have you considered TNT? It works with the panda invasion in my backyard...

What? Did I say that out loud?

Since Pandas are found in China and you live in France, I'd like to advance the alternate explanation that the black and white creatures infesting your lawn were actually mimes.



Lucky for you it is mime season.  No size or catch limits either.

Ok, stands to reason. Mime extermination is a matter of general interest. I feel a lot better now.

I hate mimes...

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,18:52   

Mime season!

*gesticulation*

Mime season!

*gesticulation*

Wabbit season!

*gesticulation*

Boom.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,19:14   

So, training the geese to hunt the mimes will take care of two problems.  Kill two birds with one stone, more or less.

A beautiful yet elegant solution.  

At UD they'd still be arguing about whether there were any black geese, and GEM of STUPID would be thinking about coming out of retirement and dropping a short 7,500, biblical referenced paragraph on it.  

Thanks, merci boucoup, and danke shoen.
CHRISTMAS GOOSE ON ME THIS YEAR!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

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jswilkins



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,19:30   

"It was said he [Vetinari] would tolerate absolutely anything apart from anything that threatened the city[1]...

1. And mime artists. It was a strange aversion, but there you are. Anyone in baggy trousers and a white face who tried to ply their art anywhere within Ankh's crumbling walls would very quickly find themselves in a scorpion pit, on one wall of which was painted the words: Learn The Words."

Terry Pratchett, Guards, Guards, p78

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ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2009,20:41   

Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 14 2009,10:39)
Alby - How can I get rid of these monsters?

Since they are Canada Geese you could have them deported.

ETA: You can notify Homeland Security, since they have been known to bring down airliners.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 15 2009,01:13   

Quote (jswilkins @ Nov. 15 2009,01:30)
"It was said he [Vetinari] would tolerate absolutely anything apart from anything that threatened the city[1]...

1. And mime artists. It was a strange aversion, but there you are. Anyone in baggy trousers and a white face who tried to ply their art anywhere within Ankh's crumbling walls would very quickly find themselves in a scorpion pit, on one wall of which was painted the words: Learn The Words."

Terry Pratchett, Guards, Guards, p78

Yep, one of the many reasons why Lord Vetinari is so amesome!

Try Unseen Academicals for a rare bout of drunk Vetinari

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 16 2009,16:13   

A couple nice bird shots on the beach last night. Clickable.







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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 16 2009,16:37   

First: looks really cold!

Second: can you give us details? As a european, I'm not so familiar with "foreign" species :)

Third: Gorgeous pics! The light is magnificent!

Thanks for sharing, Lou!



ETA: birds bore me as a whole (sorry Dave). Brainless dinos that never took a hint about staying raptors!

ETAA: Ok, I'm definitely done for! Thought the foam was ice. Still, could look cold with a spectrometer...

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 16 2009,16:49   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Nov. 16 2009,17:37)
First: looks really cold!

Second: can you give us details? As a european, I'm not so familiar with "foreign" species :)

Third: Gorgeous pics! The light is magnificent!

Thanks for sharing, Lou!



ETA: birds bore me as a whole (sorry Dave). Brainless dinos that never took a hint about staying raptors!

First: Not at all. It was short sleeve weather until the sun went down (shortly after those shots). Then my wife put on a sweater, and she was fine.

Second: I haven't had a chance to look that one up yet, and I don't know off the top of my head.

Third: Thanks! and yeah, I'm learning to love the reds from sunsets and sunrises.

:)

You're welcome.

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 16 2009,16:56   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 16 2009,16:13)
A couple nice bird shots on the beach last night.

Eastern Willet (Catoptrophorus semipalmatus), non-breeding plumage.

Here's one in breeding plumage.



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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 16 2009,17:26   

Thank you, sir.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 17 2009,11:27   

Willets are more interesting in flight, and for those not in the know, it says its name (which is really "Will Willet!")



Here's a self-portrait of me in Costa Rica last week ... or at least I usually feel like a "lazy bear" (perezoso)



  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2009,04:58   

Hey, nice shots!

I take it you were just hanging out in Costa Rica?

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,12:44   

Went hunting for sparrows this morning, and found quite a few. Best image was this Swamp Sparrow (Melospiza georgiana); these guys are notorious skulkers, but one was up long enough for a few shots.



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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,13:23   

Nice, love the colors.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,13:27   

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I take it you were just hanging out in Costa Rica?


Naw, that's a sloth just hanging out :)

I was visiting the technical institute of costa rica, in cartago (east of san jose) for a couple of days, and afterwards some colleagues and I headed off to the pacific coast and hung out and relaxed.

The colleagues are non-birders, so more swimming and hiking than birding or nature photography was on the agenda, but I didn't mind, particularly.  Bath-warm salt water in November feels pretty good to an Oregon boy like me ...

Costa Rica's nice, I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico and Ecuador and while culturally Costa Rica's far less interesting (i.e. not much indigenous influence), I have to admit I enjoyed being in a latin american country where there's far less unescapable abject poverty than the other countries I've visited.  Very low violent crime rate, 98% literacy rate, no army, universal health care of reasonable quality, strong (though imperfect) efforts to conserve biological diversity, and the San Juan city police actually spent 15-20 minutes driving around the city trying to find a restaurant for us (which, as it turned out, didn't exist) because, as one told us, "I've been taught that the job of a policeman is to serve the people".

(OK, cops on the coast are known to shake down speeding tourists, pickpockets and other petty thieves rival Amsterdam for skill, there's too much timber and other poaching in the park system, the current government seems to favor development over protection of breeding marine turtle habitat, etc etc - it ain't nirvana)

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 26 2009,11:28   

In my old back yard, where my daughter lives now, she took this picture of a beetle.



According to someone who should know (John Pinto, an expert on the genus), this is the oil/blister beetle Meloe campanicollis, and is the first record of the species in the state of Kansas.

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
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To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2009,18:16   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Nov. 26 2009,12:28)
According to someone who should know (John Pinto, an expert on the genus), this is the oil/blister beetle Meloe campanicollis, and is the first record of the species in the state of Kansas.

Now that's just cool.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2009,18:03   

So.

I happened upon a flock of very unafraid Ring-billed Gulls (Larus delawarensis) today,



mostly juveniles it looks like, with everyone in winter plumage,



and a few Laughing Gulls (Leucophaeus atricilla)



hiding in amongst them.



I pulled into the parking lot,



and they let me get rather up close



and personal



for some shots.



...when suddenly, it all went bad...



...Almost.



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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. - carlsonjok - deprecated

I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman - Wolfhound

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2009,18:56   

That last picture is awesome!!!

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2009,19:14   

Thanks. That was all with my short lens, from like right up close. When they all took off and headed right for me, I knew it was about to get ugly.

Fortunately, none of them took any chunks out of me, but I thought I was going to be spitting feathers there for a second. Some of them got close enough to muss my hair (which was, fortunately, already a muss), and one of them just barely grazed the back of my head right as I took that last shot.

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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. - carlsonjok - deprecated

I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman - Wolfhound

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2009,19:35   

Kind of cheating, but the Science Club went down to Wilmington on Saturday, to visit the Cape Fear Serpentarium.

The whole set is here, but here are a few of my prettier shots.

Western Green Mamba (Dendroaspis viridis):



Albino Burmese Python (Python molurus bivittatus):



Neotropical Rattlesnake (Crotalus durissus):



Blackthroat Monitor Lizard (Varanus albigularis):



...and his tongue:



Emerald Tree Boa (Corallus caninus):



and here's me with a Ball Python:



But my favorite shot has to be this one, of The Eye of The Dragon, a Nile Crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus):



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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2009,20:44   

My friend Tiger says that's not cheating...

Those are some totally awesome pics dude! And the Croc shot has got to rank in the top ten most awesomest.

Really!

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2009,03:39   

o_O

<3

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jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2009,07:21   

Ya ya, Lou!  I'd walk a mile with a smile to see a Nile crocodile!!

As long as it's not hungry. . . .   :)

  
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