Joined: Dec. 2006
He will announce that the entire UD website will be closed down, while he goes to re-hab with Lindsey Lohan.
He is tired, sick, and hooked on methamphetamine and daytime TV. In true Dembski fashion, he will say that if the Darwinists weren’t so committed to their dogma, they would have seen this “a long, long time ago”.
He will admit that ALL the posters and bloggers are actually him, and it has tired him out. He got the picture of Denyse from the All-World Traveling Carnival “Worst Of Gallery”, her writing style from Mary Sue Benson a 7th grader at McArthur Jr. High.
DaveScot’s picture is from hacking into the confidential web files of Pillsbury Doughboy audition files, and his persona from a delusional game-player that lives in his Mom and Dad’s basement. He got GilDodson’s picture from his close personal friend Ted Haggard, and Jehu’s persona, lifted from the “Diary Of A Stuhrbanfuhrer – My Life In the Waffin SS”.
He deeply regrets giving his life to Jesus, and calls him “a non-caring, un-feeling figment of my imagination” that has “ruined his life”.
Dembski will finish his announcement by sobbing that “At least those bastards at ATBC won’t have Bill Dembski to kick around anymore”.
This will lead to a complete resurgence of Dembski in a new carrer however, when he finally receives the public acclaim and adoration he has always lookd for as "The Sock Puppeteer Of The Century", for his work on UD.
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11