Joined: Dec. 2006
|Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 14 2007,11:46)|
|Oklahoma? I think this calls for a song!|
Artist: Rodgers and Hammerstein
Song: It's A Scandal! It's A Outrage! (from Oklahoma!)
[ALI THE PEDDLERMAN]
Trapped! Tricked! Hoodblinked! Hambushed!
[MEN] Friend, what's on your mind?
Why do you walk around and around?
With your hands folded behind?
And your chin scraping the ground?
[ALI] Twenty minutes ago, I am free, like a breeze.
Free like a bird in the woodland wild.
Free like a gypsy, free like a child.
I am unattacked.
Twenty minutes ago, I could do what I please.
Flick my boogers on Baylor’s rug.
Drunk with donuts, thunk with a jug.
I was a happy man.
I am peddlin’ my own crapola like I oughta.
Ain't meaning any facts to anyone.
I'm talking to a certain “evidence gotta”-
Then I see ID disintegrashun!!
[MEN]It's getting so you can't have any chaw to chew.
Every theory has peers with reviews.
It's a scandal.
It's an outrage.
How crackpottery gets trashed today.
[MEN]It's a scandal.
It's an outrage.
It's a problem we must solve.
We gotta start a revolution!
[WOMEN]All right, boys. Evolve! :D
And I don’t care how much $$$ someone makes. Creationism is for little old ladies. Why grown men want to clap their hands for Tinkerbell with the bluestockings’ sewing circle is beyond me. I can’t keep up the crush jokes on Dembski anymore. I must say, this whole thing strikes me as effeminate and it’s a real turn-off. Sissy is as sissy does.
Kristine...and All The Chorus:
Oh….Oklahoma, where the crap comes tumbling down the plain
And Dembski’s words, will all be turds
While the Elders pay to suck his brain
or maybe from The Music Man:
Friends! You got Trouble.
Right in Oklahoma City.
And that starts with T, and that rhymes with D
That means Design, and You Got Trouble!
I said You got Trouble.
They want you saved, so you get someone crazed
It's Dembski, with a D, and that rhymes with T,
and that stands for Trouble!
Right in Oklamhoma City!
Get rid of the clown, run him out of town,
and you clear that Trouble right from Oklahoma City.
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11