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GCT

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:19

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Repent all ye sinners and talk to the Lord.

J-Dog

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:46

Thanks but no thanks. The #### fool refused to stomp on Dembski, or consign DaveScott to a different level of helll. Useless, I tells ya. All powerfull my ass!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

GCT

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,20:50

I got god to admit that he masturbates.

Edit: Oops, it turns out that Kristine already linked to this on the UD thread.

carlsonjok

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:16

Apparently, He is an old vaudvillean:

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Me:
Can I call you God or should I call you Mr. God
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.

Hmm....Let me test that hypothesis:
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Me:
Who is on first?
God:
What's on second?

Okay, so far so good. Let's test further.

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Me:
who is on second?
God:
George Washington.
Me:
who is on third?
God:
George Washington.
Me:
I thought George Washington was on second?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.

I guess why we know now why he gave up the footlights for the Dial-a-Prayer gig

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. �We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

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