Joined: Dec. 2006
CONFIDENTIAL! Intercepted and decoded from Dave Springer's Mom
Dave, are you posting again? You STOP that young man, right now! If I told you once I tolt you a thousand times (gee, 1000, get it? huh?) you need to get off that #### Dell computer and get a real job. Davey are you listening? Say goodbye to all your nice imaginary friends right now.
Your father and I are ashamed to bring you up at the Church Socials anymore, and that nice Miss Bessy, is asking about you again you know! You need to stop eating all those Cheesy Poofs and lose 40 pounds right now young man, your father and I are not going to be here forever, and Bessy would be very good for you, she looks so nice in that polka-dotted canvas sack, I mean "dress". That's a "lot of woman to love" Davey, (@ 350 lbs is what that your uncle the Carnival Barker guesses) and you are not getting any younger. Or smarter.
Why can't you get a nice steady job like your uncle, or that nice Mr. Dembski fellow that visits you? I declare Davey, you and Mr. Dembski are not going to be allowed to have anymore Pajama Party's anymore, if you don't start behaving! And I am not going to clean your sticky sheets anymore either, Mr. Do you hear me Davey?
But seriously, CONGRATULATIONS Richard on Post #1,000. Anyone that can out Tard DaveScott is a hero in my book, and when I grow up I want to be just like you! KEEP ON TARDING DUDE!
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11