hereoisreal
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Quote (hereoisreal @ May 18 2008,18:29) | 5/17/08 was a busy day:
------------------------------------------------------------------ SUPER DUPER POOPER SCOOPER (story # 284) One of God’s laws which he said was to be kept forever, and ever, and ever, requires every soldier in God’s
army, to carry a foxhole-type shovel, permanently attached to the other end of their spears. This is not for
digging foxholes. It is to be used each and every time you do your “business” in the camp. The point
emphasized is, that should someone fail to cover it up, the Angel of the Lord just might step in it when he is
walking about the area at night. The consequence of this, should it happen, is not described, but I for one,
would not want to put it to the test.*
Ps:
Thursday, November 18, 2004, I opened my paper to find an article written by Billy Cox in the Florida Today
newspaper. He did a feature about me several years ago. A woman, named Julie Arnold, had a pet clean up service called, "SUPERDUPER POOPER SCUPPER". I had the article on my scanner a few days later as I was working with a family member at my computer. I glanced at my scanner and thought, "I'll tell her about this item in the paper." Then I changed my mind and kept on working at my desk as she left the room. A few minutes later, Joan, my wife, stuck her head in the door and exclaimed, "Paula just stepped in some dog poop." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Today,5/17/08 I was thinking about the above story when I glanced down to the Florida Today newspaper which gave me an answer:
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5/16/08 Color them gone:
My wife was reading the Florida Today next to me when I glanced at the obits in view. At the very top, I noticed 'Black' and 'Brown'. I said jokeingly, "I see all the colors are dying today." I thought to myself, "Boy, I'm sure glad I'm white because white is not a color. I started scanning down the
column looking for another color when she beat me to it. She said, "Here's a 'White'." It was the last one.
We went to a graduation the next morning. After being handed a program I noticed the last of the nine students was named 'White'. I said to Joan, " I'm sure there's another color on there." There was. It wasn't a last name but a first, 'Amber'. Ironically, Big Brown won the Preakness in the afternoon.
Our family was playing poker last night when Bobby had a diamond royal flush. This was pictured the next morning in the Florida Today Zero |
Sorry, in my haste, my original post looked like crap so I decided to clean it up:
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