Schroedinger's Dog
Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009
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Quote (OgreMkV @ April 10 2012,21:54) | Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2012,14:39) | Over at his shithole blog, Joe supplies his CV:
Quote | "I was an electonics engineer. What we do encompasses electrical engineering and goes beyond.
I was also a short-order cook, a carpenter, a roofer, an auto-mechanic, a plumber, an electrician, flooring-> all kinds of floors, research scientist- I could just keep going- I have done quite a bit." |
"research scientist" :D :D :D
Jerk of all trades, master of none. |
Only in Joe's little world does "toaster and fridge repair" translate to "beyond electrical engineering".
I've heard of some creative resume padding, but that's pretty extreme.
Quote | "Mr. JoeG, my ice maker isn't working."
"Well, shithead, that's because you have a water-line plugged into the ice maker. Everyone knows ice isn't water, dumbass." |
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See signature bellow for emphasis
-------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G
"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis
"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor
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