Stephen Elliott
Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005
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Quote (hereoisreal @ April 04 2006,13:34) | Seven Popes:
"Thank god I was able to disable the "Auto-Mock" feature of my browser before my laptop burst into flames"
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The following is one of 342 stories about "chance" events in my life on my web site:
I went to work one morning and turned to the mechanic next to me and said, "If God wanted to, he could turn the oceans into gas and look for someone with a match." A couple of hours later I was listening to the radio when the news came on. The announcer said that a Cuban refugee had boarded an airliner, thrown gasoline on a stewardess and threatened to strike a match.
Speaking of ears:
After Peter had cut off Malchus' ear, everyone looked on the ground for it, knowing Jesus could replace it. When an ear was found, they showed it to Malchus who then said, "Keep looking, mine had a pencil behind it."
Did you see where Mike Tyson died? He ran into Vincent van Gogh up in heaven and said, " You look like a prize fighter. You sure we didn't fight?"
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Well you know just mocking is ok But bt jaysus look the DJ
However refute The damned to ickay
The leprous perform Therefore umnikay
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