stevestory
Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005
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Quote | Arfin':
Quote | OH MY GOD, PALEY, I am so GRATEFUL to you for SINGLE-HANDEDLY protecting us wicked liberals from, uh, whoever it is you're protecting us from. OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SO BLIND! WHAT CAN I DO to thank YOU, and ALL THE OTHER FUNDIES, and ISRAEL?
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Accept God.
Quote | We liberals never realized HOW CLOSE WE CAME! *WHEW!*
Is it the MUSLIM HORDES, Paley? Is that who you're saving me from? Oh my GOD, is my face RED!
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Our innate savagery. We'd still be running around rude, nude, and tatooed if it wasn't for Jesus.
Europe before God:
Europe after God:
Europe without God:
Any questions?
| Quote | No pictures of sweaty, naked BOXERS, Paley? How did you resist?
So, 'accept God', huh? Is the Young Earth Creationism and Geocentric Universe an essential part of this? And I assume the Muslim God is okay? Hindu gods? It's all good?
What about those parts of the world that still haven't 'accepted God', Paley? Have they all been destroyed by their 'innate savagery'?And I assume that savagery is missing from all places that have 'accepted God'? It's really that simple? Am I savage if I believe in evolution?
Quote | We'd still be running around rude, nude, and tatooed if it wasn't for Jesus. |
"People all had tattoos and never wore clothing before Jesus. In fact, in countries that continue to reject Jesus, it's still that way."
Your grasp of history is right up there with Dave's.
'Europe without God'? Paley, by 1945, Europe had been Christian for a thousand years.
Oh, whoops, I'm sorry -- they were all Wiccans and Atheists by then. You proved that a couple months ago.
Another for your 'Europe with God' collection:
Again, I'm SO GRATEFUL FOR HOW YOU SAVED ME, Paley! | Quote | Quote (The Ghost of Paley @ Sep. 18 2006,17:02) | Any questions? |
Yeah. When did these guys hear about Jesus?
Or these guys?
Or these guys?
Or these guys?
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