Occam's Aftershave
Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006
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Quote (JohnW @ April 15 2014,11:23) | Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,08:38) | Quote (OgreMkV @ April 15 2014,10:29) | Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25) | Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:
Quote | TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.
I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology. |
Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though. |
If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school. Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious. |
"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story. |
We should put together a Joe timeline:
- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college - Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole. Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair - Bench presses 400 lb - Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission - Converts to Islam - Grows enormous belly - Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed - Discovers new species of vegan tick - Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools - Finds largest known number - Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.
That's my guess at the order, anyway... |
A few more of Internet Tough Guy Joe's major milestones:
Wrote GA's for a company doing sooper dooper top secret cryptology work for da Guberment.
Got fired from Stratus for posting physical threats from his work computer.
Challenged someone to meet him for a fight, gave a bogus address in an empty parking lot 30 miles from his real home.
I'm sure there's more.
-------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims."
- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.
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