Amadan
Posts: 1337
Joined: Jan. 2007
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Rebuffed, rejected, and no longer welcome to nuzzle at the hairy teat of Intelligent Design that is UD, I slope dejectedly, like a newly minted drunk to the gutter, into this forlorn forum. My efforts as the resident atheist on UD failed to seduce the Stormtroopers of the New Dawn of Science, though it was fun seeing how many 'Tards' I could get past the never-vigilant Dave.
But let me introduce myself. I have a certified IQ somewhere north of an ox but I carry it concealed. I was taught to think by the world's most efficient brain-killing machine, a Baptist Seminary. I live in an ivory houseboat and women scream at me that they want me to have their babies, or at least endure some comparable pain. I am a self-made bankrupt, courtesy of an option to leave Dell which friends, colleagues and my lawyer urged me to accept before charges were filed. I keep up with the cutting-edge of science by reading the 'Strange But True' section of Readers' Digest and hard-core colouring books.
Ah Dave! How I shall miss you! How I resent the way you ignore my comments, even when I don't poke unsubtle sarcasm into your eye! To compress so much wit, knowledge, and experience within the confines of a mere human skull suggests an astonishing cerebral molarity. Your humility, your understated learning, your natural sense of fairness – well, what can I say? And then, there are those manly curves...
It was a pity we didn't pursue the possibility of the Theologically Attuned Radio Detector, or Transcendent Administrative – Religious Dialogue, or the other TARDs you were kind enough to let me adorn UD with. Not to mention Bustenhalter's Front Loading (The Germans usually just abbreviate it to 'BH', Dave). And I hope your contributors will continue to see themselves as belonging to the ID Tardis – it's such a fitting metaphor.
Dave, I just wish I could drop a penny into the well of your ignorance and wait to hear it go
*plop!*
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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye 4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.
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