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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,17:05

Quote (Alan Fox @ Feb. 20 2007,16:44)

DaveScot's latest thread seems to conflict with some of his earlier comments, for instance here and here.

I believe it was Emerson that said "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Clearly you lesser mortals cannot comprehend how fast his mind can change.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,17:24

Quote (Zachriel @ Feb. 20 2007,16:52)

DaveScot (then)

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Alan Fox is no longer with us. His email to Rieseberg said his finding were being used to dispute evolution. I have never disputed evolution (only the role of chance) and didn’t use Riesberg’s article to do anything other than dispute trrll’s assertion that evolution is unrepeatable.

Since Dave is clearly disputing evolution ("They simply appear fully formed in the fossil record"), I expect that Alan will be welcomed back to UD with open arms.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,18:43

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2007,07:50)

If ID is dead, how do you explain this:

The ID Beer Stein

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. QED

Ptooey. If God REALLY wanted us to be happy, then BEER would fall from the sky and flow in rivers instead of WATER.

So THERE.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:10

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There Is No Theory of Evolution
DaveScot

Holy fucking shit.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:12

Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Feb. 21 2007,02:43)

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2007,07:50)

If ID is dead, how do you explain this:

The ID Beer Stein

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. QED

Ptooey. If God REALLY wanted us to be happy, then BEER would fall from the sky and flow in rivers instead of WATER.

So THERE.

Bullshit he'd get one of his representatives here on earth to set up a brewery and charge money for it.

What are you implying? that god is supernatural and therefore a figment of someones imagination?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:12

Quote (Alan Fox @ Feb. 20 2007,17:44)

DaveScot's latest thread seems to conflict with some of his earlier comments, for instance here and here.

But not some of his even earlier comments, like here:

http://www.pandasthumb.org/archive....t-21315

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:50

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 20 2007,13:20)

The cosmos ain't big enough for the two of 'em. (Go here first.)

Me: How many cheesypoofs can DaveTard eat in a day?
God: More than you can imagine.

You heard it here first.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,19:56

good choice on the beer pic, KE.

that's good stuff; one of the better imports i can actually buy locally.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,20:00

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 20 2007,19:10)

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There Is No Theory of Evolution
DaveScot

Holy fucking shit.

uh, please tell me that wasn't a blanket statement and you took it out of context.

or has he completed the journey to JAD's level of mental disability?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,20:54

Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 20 2007,20:50)

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 20 2007,13:20)

The cosmos ain't big enough for the two of 'em. (Go here first.) :D

Me: How many cheesypoofs can DaveTard eat in a day?
God: More than you can imagine.

You heard it here first.

Oops, my bad Kristine. You got there first. I didn't realize you had linked the igod when I started the topic on it. I bow to your superior haxor skillz.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,21:25

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HAHA! First class TARDAGE here:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/darwini....re-2089

Unbelievable. DaveScot displays his utter ignorance for all to see and mock! The comedy never ends! Even when things start to look a little boring there, you can always count on some good tardage to rev things up again. I literally laughed out loud at this post. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Holy sh*t that's pathetic....

Is Cheesy Poof boy channeling AFDave? or vice versa?

Like I keep saying, it won't be long before Dave turns full YEC on us. Oh, the entertainment that we'll have!

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,21:29

Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 20 2007,20:00)

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 20 2007,19:10)

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There Is No Theory of Evolution
DaveScot

Holy fucking shit.

uh, please tell me that wasn't a blanket statement and you took it out of context.

or has he completed the journey to JAD's level of mental disability?

Dave is too young to become the old man in the corner quite yet.

We may, in fact, be witnesses to a heretofore unseen evolutionary transition, with new cell types, tissues, organs (and organ lives), even a novel body plan, a new organism capable of entirely everting itself in order to nest comfortably within WAD's obsequious humors while simultaneously displaying to the external world frat-paced pricklebush knoboxiousness.

Which can only be accomplished through determined autodactyle polishing of one's knob.

Where's my camera?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,22:22

You know, I've always told my kids that someone who consistently tells other people how intelligent and/or talented he is generally isn't particularly intelligent or talented. If you're really smart, or really good at anything, other people will be telling you, not the other way around. My 12 year old has looked over my shoulder at several of DaveScot's posts, and pointed out that she thought he was a good example of what I'd been telling her.

I know I was not the first one to come up with this idea, and I knew there was some kind of folksy wisdom type saying that expressed it in fewer words, but I couldn't put my finger on it. While my daughters and I were just shaking our heads over one ridiculous statement or other, it finally came to me.

"The empty barrel makes the most noise"

But. . .does it still make a lot of noise when it's filled with cheesy poofs?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,22:30

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 20 2007,15:58)

TardFest!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Is_the_theory_of_macroevolution_true%3F

That was evil! You should warn someone before you do something like that again. I think I have actually gone blind from reading it...

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:06

Even Dembski's fan club will have a hard time finding a legitimate point in this post. If running boards are nonfunctional as he claims, then car designers must include them because they look cool. Does he think this sheds light on the reason for the human appendix?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:11

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God: More than you can imagine.

What's so hilarious about this cheesy-poof meme is that, I'm the one who can put them away! I can eat my weight in food, anyway.

I certainly could win a cheesy-poof contest, God knows. (Anybody wanna take me up on that?)

I bought some on my way home from school tonight. *Num.*

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:12

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Me: How many cheesypoofs can DaveTard eat in a day?
God: More than you can imagine.

You heard it here first.

Ha! I asked Him the same thing this morning, almost. According to God, DaveTard can eat about 100 in one sitting.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:23

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Pricklebush knoboxious

yeah, let me know if you get a pic of that critter.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:27

Quote (afarensis @ Feb. 20 2007,22:30)

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 20 2007,15:58)

TardFest!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Is_the_theory_of_macroevolution_true%3F

That was evil! You should warn someone before you do something like that again. I think I have actually gone blind from reading it... ???

yes, it's about time someone (RICHARD) make a graphic label we can use as an "Extreme Tard" warning.

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:35

Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 21 2007,03:56)

good choice on the beer pic, KE.

that's good stuff; one of the better imports i can actually buy locally.

Truly a divine "L'eau de Vie" .....As true as UD is the black hole of tard.

The black hole that is UD has almost reached critical mass as DT's senility takes off like a Catherine wheel spinning off its nail on Guy Fawks night, scaring the assembled guests and sending shrieks of laughter through the neighbors peering over the fence.

What's that disease old people get DT when they can't remember what they said or did in the past...or have you forgotten?

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Posted: Feb. 20 2007,23:57

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,00:08

Coming Soon:

A New Fountain of YEC-Tard, courtesy of Sal Cordova: http://www.youngcosmos.com/

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,00:56

Davetard new hobby other than talking to himself seems to post youtube cell animations. Is he keeping to safe waters where he's less likely to make an ass of himself?

Come on Davey, make me violate you like my SLoT whore.

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:03

hmm, I can picture an "Extreme Tard" warning label looking something like a radiation warning sticker, but what symbol should be used instead of the symbol for radiation?

smoking brain?

bursting eyeballs?

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:19

Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 21 2007,01:03)

hmm, I can picture an "Extreme Tard" warning label looking something like a radiation warning sticker, but what symbol should be used instead of the symbol for radiation?

smoking brain?

bursting eyeballs?

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:30

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 20 2007,13:20)

The cosmos ain't big enough for the two of 'em. (Go here first.) :D

Me:
if you are god, does that mean you have all the answers?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god does that mean me have all the answers.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
So, you are not sure who you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Then who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
do you have all the answers?
God:
No I don't think I have any all the answers. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
does God have all the answers?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
does god have all the answers?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
do you have all the answers?
God:
No I don't think I have any all the answers. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Why have you failed?
God:
I think I have failed, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Blink, Blink, Blink .....

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:46

no, richard, that's the poster boy for what happens AFTER you ingest too much tard.

sadly(?) I actually know what that costume is.

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:54

Hmmm.. I shall muse upon it.

Hey, where is the lavish praise for my last Tardologue?

Get sycophantic, Fishboy!

*claps hands, then resumes nonchalant cheesy-poof mastication*

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Posted: Feb. 21 2007,01:59

sorry, I'm distracted trying to play OSHA man and save folks from the tard waves.

this is quick and dirty, but something like this is where I was going:

I don't like the skully icon though. gotta be something more appropriate (again, like a smoking brain, brain being eaten by acid, something like that).

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