FrankH
Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009
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Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,10:08) | Quote (k.e.. @ Feb. 21 2009,14:56) | Quote (Louis @ Feb. 21 2009,16:11) | Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 21 2009,13:46) | see, what you do is take you some fine champagne, top shelf at the likker store, and you get you some Ripple. and you mix them shits together. and you gots Champipple. |
What you do is take a bottle of Mad Dog 20:20 (or Thunderbird) and a bottle of port and a bottle of blue WKD, find a park bench, drink half the port, top up with blue WKD, drink half the resulting Cheeky Vimto, top uo with MD 20:20/Thunderbird, drink any remaining MD 20:20/Thunderbird/blue WKD, thus saving a bottle of Turbo Cheeky Vimto, which you can now carry through town as you swear at passers by and urinate copiously on public buildings before find a nice corner to curl up in, nurse you bottle of madness inducing uber alcohol and calmly shit yourself to sleep.
Ahhhhh tramps. The colour our streets in so many fine ways. Gentlemen of the road every one.
Louis |
Do we have a sex for this so called baby yet or is it delirium? |
Yup, it's a boy. Although he ain't born yet, so the word "baby" is unnecessarily "pro life" in my book. He's not a baby until he's out of the womb, and he's not a person until he's in my phone book! I'm harsh, I know.
Louis
P.S. Tongue meet cheek. |
Hey bud, I understand. The "baby", "fetus", "that thing inside" is what the parents want to call it.
What I can't understand is this wine thing. And this from a half-Italian.
Give me a a good stout or ale anytime over a wine. I guess it's the half-Irish in me coming out.
An Irish-Italian 7 course meal anyone?
A bottle of vino and a six pack of course.
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