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FrankH Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2009,13:18    Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 13 2009,13:10) Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Mar. 13 2009,09:55) The Expelled folks need to head to Turkey to document this. Darwin was expelled from the front cover of a government-sponsored science mag. Maybe we should just call Turkey "chicken" from now on. Ooooh, Ben Stein is "notorious" as an ID advocate now! Maybe now he'll finally get the, er, chicks. :p Should we send him your email address so he can start hitting on you?  :p (ducks for cover) -------------- Marriage is not a lifetime commitment, it's a life sentence!

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 21 2009,17:42    No, just give him my name. According to KairoFocus, that's the same thing. Ben Stein is Expelled again! I guess that's what happens when you're Ben Stein and trolling for dollars, not Richard Dawkins waiving your honorarium and speaking for free. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 03 2009,10:43    The James Randi Education Foundation gives Expelled a Pigasus: Quote So, to the producers of "Expelled" goes the Pigasus, and a little free advice: next time, invest in a project that has a more grounded basis in reality. Perhaps unicorns, fairies, or Atlantis. Cool!  Now they're an "award-winning documentary". -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 03 2009,11:18    Quote (JohnW @ April 03 2009,18:43) The James Randi Education Foundation gives Expelled a Pigasus: Quote So, to the producers of "Expelled" goes the Pigasus, and a little free advice: next time, invest in a project that has a more grounded basis in reality. Perhaps unicorns, fairies, or Atlantis. Cool!  Now they're an "award-winning documentary". Yeah well they could have called it "How to make a € from bankrupt ideas"... ...then pocketed the monay and ran. The x they are a changing. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 03 2009,11:35    Quote (FrankH @ Mar. 18 2009,19:18)   Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 13 2009,13:10)     Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Mar. 13 2009,09:55) The Expelled folks need to head to Turkey to document this. Darwin was expelled from the front cover of a government-sponsored science mag. Maybe we should just call Turkey "chicken" from now on. Ooooh, Ben Stein is "notorious" as an ID advocate now! Maybe now he'll finally get the, er, chicks. :p Should we send him your email address so he can start hitting on you?  :p (ducks for cover) That's outrageous! If anyone is going to hit on Kristine it's us. By golly, she may be a witch/librarian/Galapagos mistress of Richard Dawkins but dammit she's OUR witch/librarian/Galapagos mistress of Richard Dawkins. If there are utterly juvenile and inappropriate advances to be made then dammit WE will be the ones to make them. If it's ok by Kristine that is. Speaking of which, would you like to come back to my place and see my....erm....unique filing system? It involves every available flat surface, and some not so flat surfaces. I've been very bad, I could do with a lesson in the Dewey Decimal system....* Louis *ETA: I am aware that there is more to librarianship than alternatives to flat surfaces and the Dewey Decimal system. Tight hair pins, starched white blouses and half moon glasses for example. Oh dear I seem to have a) got myself into a lot of trouble and b) started down a road of erotic librarians that will take a crowbar to release me from. -------------- Bye.

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 03 2009,11:42    Quote a crowbar First time I've hear that term for it. You must have gone to a technical school. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 03 2009,11:56    Quote (Louis @ April 03 2009,09:35) Speaking of which, would you like to come back to my place and see my....erm....unique filing system? Your setting yourself up for a pair of shears, not a file. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,00:01    Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 21 2009,17:42) No, just give him my name. According to KairoFocus, that's the same thing. :p Ben Stein is Expelled again! I guess that's what happens when you're Ben Stein and trolling for dollars, not Richard Dawkins waiving your honorarium and speaking for free. He charged a Cancellation Fee? I guess this is that "charity" that the religious folks like Ben love to brag about so much. Has anyone told Kevin?  Maybe we should be nicer to him, or he'll stop posting and charge us a fee as well? -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,06:19    Hey Ben Baby Where's the ID Plan? ...steal music....get money from da rubes Well here's a new tune for you. Turn up the volume. *Sung in the key of Revolution by some old half dead white dudes* No royalties were paid to Yoko for this Quote You say you want no evolution Well you know We'd all want to change the world You tell me that  ID's  revolution Well you know We'd all want to change the world But when you talk about creationism Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x3] You say you got a real solution Well you know We'd all want to see the plan You ask me for a tribulation Well you know We're all doing what we can But if you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x4] You say you'll change the constitution Well you know We'd all love to change your head You tell me it's the institution Well you know You better free your mind instead But if you go carrying pictures of a Sistine God You ain't going to make it with science anyhow Don't you know know it's gonna be alright [x3] Alright [x7] -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,09:41    Quote (k.e.. @ April 04 2009,06:19) Hey Ben Baby Where's the ID Plan? ...steal music....get money from da rubes Well here's a new tune for you. Turn up the volume. *Sung in the key of Revolution by some old half dead white dudes* No royalties were paid to Yoko for this   Quote You say you want no evolution Well you know We'd all want to change the world You tell me that  ID's  revolution Well you know We'd all want to change the world But when you talk about creationism Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x3] You say you got a real solution Well you know We'd all want to see the plan You ask me for a tribulation Well you know We're all doing what we can But if you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x4] You say you'll change the constitution Well you know We'd all love to change your head You tell me it's the institution Well you know You better free your mind instead But if you go carrying pictures of a Sistine God You ain't going to make it with science anyhow Don't you know know it's gonna be alright [x3] Alright [x7] I think John would approve.  I know I do. BTW - good work for a native-loving gourd-wearing kiwi! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,10:10    Quote I think John would approve.  I know I do. BTW - good work for a native-loving gourd-wearing kiwi! Hey how did you get those photos????? -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Quidam Posts: 229 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,13:59    Quote (Louis @ April 03 2009,10:35) I am aware that there is more to librarianship than alternatives to flat surfaces and the Dewey Decimal system. Tight hair pins, starched white blouses and half moon glasses for example. Oh dear I seem to have a) got myself into a lot of trouble and b) started down a road of erotic librarians that will take a crowbar to release me from. Let's see what we can do to kill the sexy librarian fantasy for you with a little hypnotism You are feeling sleepy ... sleepy... Whenever you think "Sexy librarian" this image will dominate your thoughts ... Snap.  You are now awake. Far more effective than a crowbar. -------------- The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,16:08    Could be worse. What if you had made us think of the porn model's head on Densye's body? No, please don't. PLEASE -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Quidam Posts: 229 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,18:48    Well if you're looking for a youg sexy librarian then say no more. Suzie Worblehat for your viewing pleasure Horace grounded her for month when he saw the spread in LSpace Review -------------- The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,19:03    Quote (Quidam @ April 04 2009,19:59) Quote (Louis @ April 03 2009,10:35) I am aware that there is more to librarianship than alternatives to flat surfaces and the Dewey Decimal system. Tight hair pins, starched white blouses and half moon glasses for example. Oh dear I seem to have a) got myself into a lot of trouble and b) started down a road of erotic librarians that will take a crowbar to release me from. Let's see what we can do to kill the sexy librarian fantasy for you with a little hypnotism You are feeling sleepy ... sleepy... Whenever you think "Sexy librarian" this image will dominate your thoughts ... Snap.  You are now awake. Far more effective than a crowbar. Did I mention that I hate you? That image is going to ruin a not insignificant number of intimate moments for me. If I have to go and "clean the streets" it'll be all your fault. Louis -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,19:04    Quote (Quidam @ April 05 2009,00:48) Well if you're looking for a youg sexy librarian then say no more. Suzie Worblehat for your viewing pleasure Horace grounded her for month when he saw the spread in LSpace Review I take the previous post back in its entirety. Come to Louis, hot, furry, orange, beauty! Louis -------------- Bye.

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,19:26    "Clean the streets" -- is that a euphemism for something? -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 04 2009,19:32    Quote (Hermagoras @ April 05 2009,01:26) "Clean the streets" -- is that a euphemism for something? Yes. It was allegedly used by Jack the Ripper....* Louis *One hypothesis about Jack was that he committed his vile crimes out of sexual frustration. I didn't say it was a *good* hypothesis. -------------- Bye.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 05 2009,16:15    Okay, I'm here, I'm here! Louis noticed that I've been AWOL. I have papers to write, too! And one heckuva digitization project to finish, plus another paper (Lou, JAD jinx! to present, all within two weeks. Dewey Decimal? Never used it. You got something against the Library of Congress? Yeah, nice news about the Pigasus Awards, bwa ha. That made my day. I'm going to DC next week to finally meet James Randi himself! *Beams* And Paul Kurtz. The producers of Expelled: Logan Craft, Walter Ruloff, and John Sullivan, are also among the Five Most Irrational People of 2008. And by golly that's saying something. ETA - I know they're the same thing, it just struck me funny. Are the producers each 1/3 of a person? Why not? Edited by Kristine on April 05 2009,16:21 -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

KCdgw Posts: 376 Joined: Sep. 2002 (Permalink) Posted: April 05 2009,17:34    Quote The producers of Expelled: Logan Craft, Walter Ruloff, and John Sullivan, are also among the Five Most Irrational People of 2008. And by golly that's saying something. ETA - I know they're the same thing, it just struck me funny. Are the producers each 1/3 of a person? Why not?   Ethically, each is far less than even that. KC -------------- Those who know the truth are not equal to those who love it-- Confucius

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,09:38    Ben Stein returns to the Hallowed Halls of the Academic Elite. Or will the evil Dawkins make those knock-kneed Perfessers drop him?? Won't anyone think of those poor Christian morons children? Edit: Grammur. Ure wurth it. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,12:20    Quote (Amadan @ April 07 2009,09:38) Ben Stein returns to the Hallowed Halls of the Academic Elite. Or will the evil Dawkins make those knock-kneed Perfessers drop him?? Won't anyone think of those poor Christian morons children? Edit: Grammur. Ure wurth it. Nice Catch & Link!   The comments are GREAT!  Especially the arguing about whether or not Stein being Jewish is appropriate to "send off" the Christian Kids in the world for a Christian School's Gradtardation. Next WeeK:  How Many Angels Can Dance On The Head Of A Pin? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,12:30    Quote (J-Dog @ April 07 2009,13:20) Quote (Amadan @ April 07 2009,09:38) Ben Stein returns to the Hallowed Halls of the Academic Elite. Or will the evil Dawkins make those knock-kneed Perfessers drop him?? Won't anyone think of those poor Christian morons children? Edit: Grammur. Ure wurth it. Nice Catch & Link!   The comments are GREAT!  Especially the arguing about whether or not Stein being Jewish is appropriate to "send off" the Christian Kids in the world for a Christian School's Gradtardation. Next WeeK:  How Many Angels Can Dance On The Head Of A Pin? Quote Stein joins a list of well-known commencement speakers at Liberty that include martial arts star Chuck Norris, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich and Sen. John McCain. How many angels can dance on a pinhead? -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:00    Quote (khan @ April 07 2009,12:30)     Quote (J-Dog @ April 07 2009,13:20)     Quote (Amadan @ April 07 2009,09:38) Ben Stein returns to the Hallowed Halls of the Academic Elite. Or will the evil Dawkins make those knock-kneed Perfessers drop him?? Won't anyone think of those poor Christian morons children? Edit: Grammur. Ure wurth it. Nice Catch & Link!   The comments are GREAT!  Especially the arguing about whether or not Stein being Jewish is appropriate to "send off" the Christian Kids in the world for a Christian School's Gradtardation. Next WeeK:  How Many Angels Can Dance On The Head Of A Pin?     Quote Stein joins a list of well-known commencement speakers at Liberty that include martial arts star Chuck Norris, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich and Sen. John McCain. How many angels can dance on a pinhead? More like - how many anti-Semites can dance on the edge of barely contained hatred in the comments?   Quote Posted by ( bigjimm ) on April 07, 2009 at 6:04 am I think this is a very telling discussion. So what will the good christians have to do after he speaks, cleanse the lectern? Report Inappropriate Comment     Quote Posted by ( mage_tiko ) on April 06, 2009 at 8:45 pm Well..   ... they will now have a commencement speaker who hasn’t taken Jesus as his personal saviour.   Have they had any other non-Christian speakers? Report Inappropriate Comment     Quote Posted by ( Punto di vista di paradigma ) on April 06, 2009 at 5:32 pm I hear ya, bigjimm.  I heard they got Ben Stein, when they really wanted his brother, Franken. Goes with the type of curriculum philosophy they’re creating. Report Inappropriate Comment Unfortunately one has to be "signed in" to "report inappropriate comment." Ben Stein, you have no idea (as don't so many Zionists) how much your Christian "supporters" hate you. They're not Zionist friends, they're Rapture-crazy. Ben in the lion's den. The "Darwinists" didn't put you there. Frankly, I fear for the man. He could seriously be putting himself in danger from his "friends." -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:06    Quote Posted by ( bigjimm ) on April 07, 2009 at 6:04 am I think this is a very telling discussion. So what will the good christians have to do after he speaks, cleanse the lectern? Report Inappropriate Comment I took that statement as mocking the pure xians. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:11    Quote Frankly, I fear for the man. He could seriously be putting himself in danger from his "friends." kristine, please....  now is no time to be sweet i hope they feed him to the wolves.   'e wants it, 'e gits it. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:22    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ April 07 2009,11:11) Quote Frankly, I fear for the man. He could seriously be putting himself in danger from his "friends." kristine, please....  now is no time to be sweet i hope they feed him to the wolves.   'e wants it, 'e gits it. I wouldn't regard "Antiscience wacko beaten to death by antiscience, antisemitic wackos" as any sort of victory. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:28    Quote (JohnW @ April 07 2009,14:22) Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,April 07 2009,11:11) Quote Frankly, I fear for the man. He could seriously be putting himself in danger from his "friends." kristine, please....  now is no time to be sweet i hope they feed him to the wolves.   'e wants it, 'e gits it. I wouldn't regard "Antiscience wacko beaten to death by antiscience, antisemitic wackos" as any sort of victory. Maybe if it just crossed his mind that it was a possibility... -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,13:45    Quote (JohnW @ April 07 2009,13:22) Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,April 07 2009,11:11) Quote Frankly, I fear for the man. He could seriously be putting himself in danger from his "friends." kristine, please....  now is no time to be sweet i hope they feed him to the wolves.   'e wants it, 'e gits it. I wouldn't regard "Antiscience wacko beaten to death by antiscience, antisemitic wackos" as any sort of victory. victory, no. fitting end, yes. highly highly highly entertaining, color me "Absolutely". i have about as much compassion for stein as I do for a scorpion or a tsetse fly.  being ripped apart by a mob of fundies would be proof of a vengeful god. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 07 2009,14:42    Don't worry. Poor dear Ben will be just fine. It's science that makes you kill people, as he comprehensively demonstrated in a cinematic footnote to the pimple on my arse. And they're not going to allow anything like science at Liberty, nossir. The C*ultergeist tells us that Jews just need to be 'perfected' to be come good Republicans Xtians. Maybe all those newly-minted missionaries will take the opportunity to perfect Ben. In fact, they really would be failing in their duty if they didn't try. Hmm. Someone should go and remind them. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

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