dheddle
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Quote (carlsonjok @ Sep. 11 2008,10:50) | Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 11 2008,10:47) | Biologists can haz big sciens too. Quote | Dallas, TX – Scientists from the Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute (EARI) announced that the first test of the Giant Animal Smasher (GAS) will begin on December 19, 2008, the 41st anniversary of the premiere of Dr. Dolittle.
Dr. Thomas Malwin, head of the research project, said, "The first test runs will only accelerate microscopic life-forms like bacteria and viruses to high speeds, but theoretically the GAS can handle animals as large as squirrels, hence the squirrel smasher moniker."
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Crazy scientists in there ivory towers. Us folks out in reality-land have been experimenting with smashing together large, dumb animals for years. Ain't that right, Heddle? Observe.
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So true... NASCAR collisions produce oodles more center of mass energy than the LHC. All gasoline powered. We don't need no stinkin' superconducting magnets and RF cavities. And by the size of some of the beer bellies--well the Higgs field is sure in evidence.
-------------- Mysticism is a rational enterprise. Religion is not. The mystic has recognized something about the nature of consciousness prior to thought, and this recognition is susceptible to rational discussion. The mystic has reason for what he believes, and these reasons are empirical. --Sam Harris
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