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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:10   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

And the wave has a wavelength of 160 meters?

If that is the wave I have my probe connected to. When I tune to 1.875MHz I get a 160 meter wavelength.

So Joe how does your probe measure distance does it have a little motorized tape measure and a tiny parrot to call out the numbers?

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:12   

Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 30 2018,10:08)
Good god everyone, did you see that?

Joe's probe can't measure anything.

Not surprising really.

The oscilloscope does the measuring, dumbass.

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:13   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

And the wave has a wavelength of 160 meters?

If that is the wave I have my probe connected to. When I tune to 1.875MHz I get a 160 meter wavelength.

So Joe how does your probe measure distance does it have a little motorized tape measure and a tiny parrot to call out the numbers?

The screen of the oscilloscope has patterns that represent distance. Knobs on the 'scope tell you what distance the pattern refers to.

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:14   

I am sure that we could use ke's penis to measure the rectal depth of the tiniest fleas. Although ke's penis may not be long enough...

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:18   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:19   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

And the wave has a wavelength of 160 meters?

If that is the wave I have my probe connected to. When I tune to 1.875MHz I get a 160 meter wavelength.

So Joe how does your probe measure distance does it have a little motorized tape measure and a tiny parrot to call out the numbers?

The screen of the oscilloscope has patterns that represent distance. Knobs on the 'scope tell you what distance the pattern refers to.

Does one of the knobs have a distance reading Joe ...in say meters?

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:21   

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Decoding Tree Rings

And? Decoding doesn't necessarily refer to a code.

HAH!  Another FSTDT bit of idiocy for the dumbass.

Apparently in Chubs-land we can encode things and decode things but not have a code.   :D

Like ID-Creationism, Joke will be providing his evidence of this the second Tuesday of next week.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:27   

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Decoding Tree Rings

And? Decoding doesn't necessarily refer to a code.

HAH!  Another FSTDT bit of idiocy for the dumbass.

Apparently in Chubs-land we can encode things and decode things but not have a code.   :D

Like ID-Creationism, Joke will be providing his evidence of this the second Tuesday of next week.

Take it easy Joe is looking at oscilloscope porn to see if there are any distance knobs.

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:35   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,10:21)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,09:37)
 
Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Mar. 30 2018,09:36)
 
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2018,13:54)

Decoding Tree Rings

And? Decoding doesn't necessarily refer to a code.

HAH!  Another FSTDT bit of idiocy for the dumbass.

Apparently in Chubs-land we can encode things and decode things but not have a code.   :D

Like ID-Creationism, Joke will be providing his evidence of this the second Tuesday of next week.

timmy, I have already provided the definition of "decode" that supports my claim. Learn how to read and buy a dictionary you ignorant asshole.

Here it is again:

decode:

to discover the underlying meaning of


I am sure that timmy will still spew it's ignorant trope

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:37   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:38   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

And the wave has a wavelength of 160 meters?

If that is the wave I have my probe connected to. When I tune to 1.875MHz I get a 160 meter wavelength.

So Joe how does your probe measure distance does it have a little motorized tape measure and a tiny parrot to call out the numbers?

The screen of the oscilloscope has patterns that represent distance. Knobs on the 'scope tell you what distance the pattern refers to.

Does one of the knobs have a distance reading Joe ...in say meters?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

--------------
"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:42   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,18:37)
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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on Grinder Joe?

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:43   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on grinder Joe?

No, it's my way of calling out cowards and it is working.

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:47   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on grinder Joe?

No, it's my way of calling out cowards and it is working.

Actually it's your way of denying the fact that you have been sprung for the umpteenth time for being a dick.

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:48   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on grinder Joe?

No, it's my way of calling out cowards and it is working.

Actually it's your way of denying the fact that you have been sprung for the umpteenth time for being a dick.

Coming from the person who thinks peak to peak measures wavelength that is very meaningless.

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:50   

Is ke saying that we cannot use an oscilloscope to measure wavelength? Is that your dumbass argument, ke?

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:51   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on grinder Joe?

No, it's my way of calling out cowards and it is working.

Actually it's your way of denying the fact that you have been sprung for the umpteenth time for being a dick.

Coming from the person who thinks peak to peak measures wavelength that is very meaningless.

Actually Joe that is what you are claiming.
If you want to clarify what a probe measures you're welcome but I don't think you can.

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:53   

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By the way, moron, peak to peak refers to amplitude and not wavelength.

What a moronic dumbass our own little obese toaster repairman is.

Here you go you ignorant asshole:

peak to peak

Peak-to-peak (pk-pk) is the difference between the maximum positive and the maximum negative amplitudes of a waveform, as shown below.

As your link notes, it is the difference between the positive and negative amplitudes, not the amplitude itself.

peak-to-peak amplitude

Better now?

OF WHAT Joe? Pk to Pk of what?

Of the wave, dumbass.

So you have "wave" probe Joe. What is the Keysight/Tektronix part number?

Come on over and take a look. I dare you

Is that your pickup line on grinder Joe?

No, it's my way of calling out cowards and it is working.

Actually it's your way of denying the fact that you have been sprung for the umpteenth time for being a dick.

Coming from the person who thinks peak to peak measures wavelength that is very meaningless.

Actually Joe that is what you are claiming.
If you want to clarify what a probe measures you're welcome but I don't think you can.

No, I didn't make that claim. And the probe doesn't measure anything, dumbass.

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,10:53   

Is ke saying that we cannot use an oscilloscope to measure wavelength? Is that your dumbass argument, ke?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:20   

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Decoding Tree Rings

And? Decoding doesn't necessarily refer to a code.

HAH!  Another FSTDT bit of idiocy for the dumbass.

Apparently in Chubs-land we can encode things and decode things but not have a code.   :D

Like ID-Creationism, Joke will be providing his evidence of this the second Tuesday of next week.

timmy, I have already provided the definition of "decode" that supports my claim. Learn how to read and buy a dictionary you ignorant asshole.

Here it is again:

decode:

to discover the underlying meaning of


I am sure that timmy will still spew it's ignorant trope

Hah!  Look at fat Joke squirm.  I wonder why Joke cherry picked just one part of one definition and didn't provide the whole thing?

   
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decode

verb (used with object), decoded, decoding.
1.  to translate (data or a message) from a code into the original language or form.
2.  to extract meaning from (spoken or written symbols).
3.  Television. to unscramble (an electronic signal) so as to provide a video picture for cable subscribers.
verb (used without object), decoded, decoding.
4.  to work at decoding.


From Joke's own link

 
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decode:transitive verb

1a : to convert (something, such as a coded message) into intelligible form
b : to recognize and interpret (an electronic signal)
2a : decipher 3a
b : to discover the underlying meaning of decode the play's image


Busted again Joke.  You'll always be a dumbass.   :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:47   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,11:20)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,10:35)
     
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,10:21)
     
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,09:37)
         
Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Mar. 30 2018,09:36)
         
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2018,13:54)

Decoding Tree Rings

And? Decoding doesn't necessarily refer to a code.

HAH!  Another FSTDT bit of idiocy for the dumbass.

Apparently in Chubs-land we can encode things and decode things but not have a code.   :D

Like ID-Creationism, Joke will be providing his evidence of this the second Tuesday of next week.

timmy, I have already provided the definition of "decode" that supports my claim. Learn how to read and buy a dictionary you ignorant asshole.

Here it is again:

decode:

to discover the underlying meaning of


I am sure that timmy will still spew it's ignorant trope

Hah!  Look at fat Joke squirm.  I wonder why Joke cherry picked just one part of one definition and didn't provide the whole thing?

     
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decode

verb (used with object), decoded, decoding.
1.  to translate (data or a message) from a code into the original language or form.
2.  to extract meaning from (spoken or written symbols).
3.  Television. to unscramble (an electronic signal) so as to provide a video picture for cable subscribers.
verb (used without object), decoded, decoding.
4.  to work at decoding.


From Joke's own link

 
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decode:transitive verb

1a : to convert (something, such as a coded message) into intelligible form
b : to recognize and interpret (an electronic signal)
2a : decipher 3a
b : to discover the underlying meaning of decode the play's image


Busted again Joke.  You'll always be a dumbass.   :D

I only need one definition that supports my claim to support my claim.

There isn't any "translating data from a code into the original language or form". There wasn't any original language and there isn't any code.

And yes they are converting something into intelligible form. That something isn't a code. It is the data recorded in the tree rings.

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:48   

So, as I have said and the definitions support, to decode does not require a code.  :p

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:51   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:47)
I only need one definition that supports my claim to support my claim.

Sure thing Chubs.  You dishonestly cherry-pick the definition that "supports" your idiocy.

I'll use the definition used by scientists when discussing the information encoded in and decoded from tree rings.

Science and I will be correct and you'll look like a blithering dumbass, same as always.   :D

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"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:51   

They may be translating messages from the tree fairies timmy talks to. That explains timmy having the super-duper secret tree ring decoder ring.

Is that how it works timmy? If they stop talking to you, you core a tree to see the messages they left for you?

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:53   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:51)
They may be translating messages from the tree fairies timmy talks to. That explains timmy having the super-duper secret tree ring decoder ring.

Is that how it works timmy? If they stop talking to you, you core a tree to see the messages they left for you?

Keep flapping those chubby jowls Joke.   Everyone will keep laughing at your continued meltdown.

Scientifically illiterate dumbass.   :D

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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:57   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,11:51)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:47)
I only need one definition that supports my claim to support my claim.

Sure thing Chubs.  You dishonestly cherry-pick the definition that "supports" your idiocy.

I'll use the definition used by scientists when discussing the information encoded in and decoded from tree rings.

Science and I will be correct and you'll look like a blithering dumbass, same as always.   :D

I will use the definition that actually fits what they bare talking about. You don't have any idea what definition they are using.

"Encode" doesn't fit what is happening. There is this thing you will be taught some time in elementary school if you ever get there. It's called "word substitution". You substitute either different words or the different definitions of the word being used. Then you see what fits.

There isn't anything being converted into a code. There isn't a definition of "encode" that fits what is happening. And that is why you won't find it in any of the labs- the people who do the actual work. And no, dumbass, they don't teach it one way only to have it actually done by a different methodology.

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,11:58   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,11:53)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:51)
They may be translating messages from the tree fairies timmy talks to. That explains timmy having the super-duper secret tree ring decoder ring.

Is that how it works timmy? If they stop talking to you, you core a tree to see the messages they left for you?

Keep flapping those chubby jowls Joke.   Everyone will keep laughing at your continued meltdown.

Scientifically illiterate dumbass.   :D

Not everyone, timmy. Just willfully ignorant shit-eaters like yourself.

And I expect that from an incompetent drooling mouth-breather like you

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,12:11   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:57)
   
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,11:51)
   
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:47)
I only need one definition that supports my claim to support my claim.

Sure thing Chubs.  You dishonestly cherry-pick the definition that "supports" your idiocy.

I'll use the definition used by scientists when discussing the information encoded in and decoded from tree rings.

Science and I will be correct and you'll look like a blithering dumbass, same as always.   :D


"Encode" doesn't fit what is happening.

Yet all the scientist who use the term think it does.

The obese scientifically illiterate toaster repairman disagrees.

The obese scientifically illiterate toaster repairman loses.   :D

Maybe the chubby Joke can tell us how to encode data without using a coding scheme i.e. a code.

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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,12:14   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,12:11)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:57)
   
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 30 2018,11:51)
     
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 30 2018,11:47)
I only need one definition that supports my claim to support my claim.

Sure thing Chubs.  You dishonestly cherry-pick the definition that "supports" your idiocy.

I'll use the definition used by scientists when discussing the information encoded in and decoded from tree rings.

Science and I will be correct and you'll look like a blithering dumbass, same as always.   :D


"Encode" doesn't fit what is happening.

Yet all the scientist who use the term think it does.

The obese scientifically illiterate toaster repairman disagrees.

The obese scientifically illiterate toaster repairman loses.   :D

Maybe the chubby Joke can tell us how to encode data without using a coding scheme i.e. a code.

Look, moron, all you are doing is flailing about. It is a safer bet that they have some other meaning or just picked the wrong word. There isn't any code.

And you need to tell us how to encode data without using a coding scheme i.e. a code. What the fuck is this code? What definition of "code" are you using?

What code is used to encode data into tree rings?

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"Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth

"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 30 2018,12:36   

I see that Joke is still ranting. Move along. Nothing to see here.

  
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