Louis
Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Quote (Doc Bill @ Sep. 23 2010,17:07) | Philistines, all of you!
It's not just horseshit, it's NEW and IMPROVED horseshit.
Fresh! Right out of the horse's mouth or, in the case of Meyer, the south end.
Just wait, you'll see! |
Yes that's right, folks. All New and Improved Horseshit has all the benefits that you loved in Old Horseshit, and that Great Horseshit Taste just like Mom used to make. Plus All New and Improved Horseshit has added vitamins and comes in a Unique, Bespoke, Designer, Real Imitation Faux Pleatherette carry case, embroided with your monogram and company logo.
And the goodness doesn't end there folks. All New and Improved Horseshit is 100% Natural and Organic. That's right, folks, it's 100% chemical and content free. And for a limited time only you will receive a free gift just from us for buying into All New and Improved Horseshit. You get a one time only, exclusive, executive, VIP membership to our Private Club. You can sit under a hole in an old tin shack and have our trained horses come by and shit on you every day of the week. All for the low low price of nothing. Hey, you pay peanuts you get monkeys....which we didn't evolve from because they're still here right folks?
Louis
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