Arctodus23
Posts: 322 Joined: Mar. 2013
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Obama, was at AREA 51 , negotiating, with ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!" He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI , and disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then, Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was him.
-------------- "At our church’s funerals, we sing gospel songs (out loud) to God." -- FL
"So the center of the earth being hotter than the surface is a "gross
violation of the second law of thermodynamics??" -- Ted Holden
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