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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2006,04:33   

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913
"Today, November 6, 2006, I realized "big" plus "dog" = God (704)"

What in hades does that mean? Where do you get all these calculations?
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A = 1, Z = 26 (First & Last)

I (9) x N (14),first & last letters in the bible = 126 (AZ)

The word "God" says:

"Seven circles folded once. (7 x 360 divided by 2), 1260 (AZ + "nothing")"

"WORD" ( W x O x R x D ) = Jehovah x 360 (69 weeks)

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2006,05:10   

Gone With The Wind

2Ch 3:13 The wings of these cherubims spread themselves forth twenty cubits:
and they stood on their feet, and their faces [were] inward.

Rev 11:11 ¶ And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them,and they stood upon their feet; and great
fear fell upon them which saw them.
 
Rev 11:12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither.
And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

The first resurrection occured at the "dot" in the middle of Rev 11:12 after the word hither.

Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind,
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.

Pray for the win.  Pray for the wind.  And pray for the windage.

The smart money was on Golieth.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2006,19:22   

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 07 2006,21:07   

70 six fold = 4480
70 seven fold = 8960
8960 x 99 = God x 1260
1260 = seven circles (360s) folded. (divided by two)
The word "GOD" says seven circles folded (once).

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

Luk 15:4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,08:54   

God's first words:

"Let there be light."

Mat 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Mar 13:31 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Luk 21:33 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Jhn 1:1 ¶ In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God.

Jesus wrote the book, then said, "It is finished."

Jehovah x 360 = W x O x R x D (24,840)

24,840 + 360 = 70 weeks (69 +1)

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,09:07   

Since zero's postings have absolutely nothing to do with evolution, intelligent design, the price of tea in China, or anything else rational, and are not generating any conversation or responses (expect to point out their total lack of coherence and relevance), I vote to delete or close the thread and ask him to quit with the bible numerology stuff or bug off.

Not that I get a vote.  Just sayin'.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,10:39   

Steve, ID has been my primary topic on this thread and will continue to be.

My wife is an excellent cook and when she is asked for a recipe, she doesn't write down all the ingredients she leaves out.

I have not bashed evolution and will not attempt to embarress you here.

I'm glad Toothbrush is not God.

You are on the spot and are almighty here.  With one push of the button, and I'm outta here.



Story # 47 on my site:

OCEAN TO GAS
         I went to work one morning and turned to the mechanic next to me and said, "If God wanted to, He could turn the oceans into gas and look for someone with a match."  A couple of hours later I was listening to the radio when the news came on.  The announcer said that a Cuban refugee had boarded an airliner, thrown gasoline on a stewardess and threatened to strike a match.

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Reason for edit: I cut this short because I was in
the process of getting all the dead earthworms out
of my swimming pool.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2006,21:06   

Some of this I've said before, however I feel it's worth repeating.

Circular reasoning

"It is enough."

Luk 22:38 And they said, Lord, behold, here [are] two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.

See Rev 14:14 & 14:17


I x N (beginning x end ) x it = one x one week = AZ x 180  = G x O x D x love = 1260 (seven circles folded)
x ( 9 + 9 ) = AZ x ( [I x N] + Love ) = AZ x 360/2 = Zec 9:9 = King, AZ, & Foal = John 10:16 =

John 1: 1 = WORD x 3 AZ = G x O x D x God  (God is Love)


I AM + I AM + I AM = Jehovah

Jehovah x 360 = W x O x R x D  (69 weeks )

360 = One week ( one generation, one circle )

Mat 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

Does God have a goal, a plan?

In seventy weeks:

1. finish the transgression
2. make an end of sins
3. make reconciliation for iniquity
4.bring in everlasting righteousness
5.seal up the vision and prophecy
6.anoint the most Holy

Did you hear about the spider sooo big he had a World Wide Web?

WWW x 360 + one 360 = 70 weeks

Dan 9:24  Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish
the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to
bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,07:29   

I have said the first resurrection occured in the middle of Rev 11:12.

Here is the big, big, big bang:

Rev 20:9 And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,09:41   

When AZ became three:

(GOD), (11 hid in 111), (AZ x 1.5)    Zec 9:9

AZ x 1.5 x 180 = IRON  (34,020) Rev. 12:5

Man's best friend is God turned backward.

Zec 9:9 ¶ Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.

"This day thou shalt be with me in paradise."  (pair rode AZ)

Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

Rev 16:19  And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.

How God armed a Gideon for the battle of Armageddon:

Jdg 7:16  And he divided the three hundred men [into] three companies, and he put a trumpet in every man's hand, with empty pitchers, and lamps within the pitchers.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,15:41   

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1719587#post1719587

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913

YHWH = Zero (64)?
Jesus = 74 (GD)?

GD + "nothing in me" = God???????????


OK, now you ARE joking -- there's no way even a fruitcake or a crackpot would say something (clearly out of THIN AIR or RANDOM picking of numbers) so silly.

WHY is Jesus 72, WHY is God 64? Jesus is more letters, it MUST add to more than God. That makes NO SENSE. Are you making this up randomly?

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Jesus is NOT 72.

Jesus = 74
YHWH = Zero (64)
God = 26
Jehovah = 69 ( 3 x I AM )
Nothing = Truth
Eve + v = ewe
Eve + 22 = Love (God is love)
Eve x 22 = God (704), and there's a zero in it.

God = 704, 54, 26, and 1260 (AZ + nothing )

I use a code, a numerical value for each letter of the alphabet.
A equals 1. Z equals 26.
I total up the individual letters in a word to get its value. An example:
point(16+15+9+14 +20) = 74 (GD).
Finished=74
Jesus = 74
messiah = 74
yshua = 74
cross = 74
beauty = 74
heavens = 74 (the heavens declare)
clouds = 74 (coming in the clouds)
signet = 74
between = 74 (74/2 = 37) (cg) (fold)

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

gospel = 74
Jesus said, "The prince of this world cometh and has nothing (O) in me". Jesus (GD) plus nothing (O) = God See Ez. 46:8

Jewels = 74
Mal 3:16 ¶ Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.

Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him.

Here is wisdom:
74 + 9 = wisdom 83
74 X 9 = 666

"You 12".... 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78
3X God (3x26)= 78
The total of the next 12 = 3 x Jesus (222)
The combination of the first 3 12's (1-36)=666 (Check out a roulette table.)
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
"What God" = 78
"Joined together" = 222
25 through 36 = 366
366 + 12 foundations (O & double Zero ) = 378 ( 3 x AZ ) AZ under.
12 x Jesus = 888
88 x 8 = 704 (God )
8 + 8 + 8 = gap

Rev 12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

There are 24 elders around the throne in Rev.

24 X 74 = 1776

New birth 7/04/1776

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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?t=86866

You mean Isaiah 11:1 Yishay (yee-shah'-ee) Iesae

Is this the only place where Jesus was in the septuagint?

If Mary wanted her son to be the saviour, then why didn't she call him yee-shah'-ee ?

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No Joshua is translated Éçóïõ (in Greek names, the forms of the name change depending on their function in the sentence is which is why it is not Éçóïõò here) in Ex. 17:9 in the LXX (Septuagint) and Éçóïõò in Ex. 17:10, 13; 24:13; 32:17; and 33:11; just to name the ones from Exodus. In all, Éçóïõò in all its forms shows up 240 times in the LXX including the Apocrypha.



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Éçóïõ (Inoou) = 74

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,18:07   

The palindrome of Bolton would be "Notlob."  It don't make sense!

I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly.

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Dude, just let Zero keep talking to himself.  It keeps him out of everyone's way.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2006,12:16   




This is my rock of all ages. It has adults, babies,
and every age between.

There is nothing there but family and they are tied
together by themselves.

All are symmetrical and are made of the same stuff.

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Mat 13:45  Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls:


Mat 13:46  Who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had, and bought it.

Luk 4:23 And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

This is God's country.


The doctor is "IN".

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I have been banned for attempting to post this on the "Does Jesus have a name?"
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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913

YHWH = Zero (64)?
Jesus = 74 (GD)?

GD + "nothing in me" = God???????????


OK, now you ARE joking -- there's no way even a fruitcake or a crackpot would say something (clearly out of THIN AIR or RANDOM picking of numbers) so silly.

WHY is Jesus 72, WHY is God 64? Jesus is more letters, it MUST add to more than God. That makes NO SENSE. Are you making this up randomly?
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Me:

Jesus is NOT 72.

Jesus = 74
YHWH = Zero (64)
God = 26
Jehovah = 69 ( 3 x I AM )
Nothing = Truth
Eve + v = ewe
Eve + 22 = Love (God is love)
Eve x 22 = God (704), and there's a zero in it.

God = 704, 54, 26, and 1260 (AZ + nothing )

I use a code, a numerical value for each letter of the alphabet.
A equals 1. Z equals 26.
I total up the individual letters in a word to get its value. An example:
point(16+15+9+14 +20) = 74 (GD).
Finished=74
Jesus = 74
messiah = 74
yshua = 74
cross = 74
beauty = 74
heavens = 74 (the heavens declare)
clouds = 74 (coming in the clouds)
signet = 74
between = 74 (74/2 = 37) (cg) (fold)

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

gospel = 74
Jesus said, "The prince of this world cometh and has nothing (O) in me". Jesus (GD) plus nothing (O) = God See Ez. 46:8

Jewels = 74
Mal 3:16 ¶ Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name.

Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him.

Here is wisdom:
74 + 9 = wisdom 83
74 X 9 = 666

"You 12".... 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78
3X God (3x26)= 78
The total of the next 12 = 3 x Jesus (222)
The combination of the first 3 12's (1-36)=666 (Check out a roulette table.)
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
"What God" = 78
"Joined together" = 222
25 through 36 = 366
366 + 12 foundations (O & double Zero ) = 378 ( 3 x AZ ) AZ under.
12 x Jesus = 888
88 x 8 = 704 (God )
8 + 8 + 8 = gap

Rev 12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

There are 24 elders around the throne in Rev.

24 X 74 = 1776

New birth 7/04/1776

Zero
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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

Recenty I bumped into the Jesus=888 idea. Here's a website explaining it if you are new to this.
http://www.jesus8880.com/

To me, this indicates that the Greek mystics chose "Iesous", because it was 888, not because it had much resemblance to his supposed name y'hoshua. At the very least, they tacked an s onto the end.

It is said that the Masoretic scribes (200BC) stayed away from the name yahashua because it was too close to YHWH, so they used yehashua.

yahushua appears to mean IaHU-savior, where IaHU is the short form of IaHUeH. Was this a common name around 4BC?

It appears that Jesus had no given name.


Éçóïõò is the Greek translation of Joshua in the Septuagint, the Greek translation of the Hebrew Scriptures which was around at least a hundred years prior to Jesus.

Therefore, Jesus had a name, which we now transliterate straight from Hebrew as Joshua
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Quote: Originally posted by Add Homonym

You mean Isaiah 11:1 Yishay (yee-shah'-ee) Iesae

Is this the only place where Jesus was in the septuagint?

If Mary wanted her son to be the saviour, then why didn't she call him yee-shah'-ee ?


No Joshua is translated &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965; (in Greek names, the forms of the name change depending on their function in the sentence is which is why it is not &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; here) in Ex. 17:9 in the LXX (Septuagint) and &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; in Ex. 17:10, 13; 24:13; 32:17; and 33:11; just to name the ones from Exodus. In all, &#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965;&#962; in all its forms shows up 240 times in the LXX including the Apocrypha.

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This is the only point (74) I was trying to make when this post was deleated:

(&#921;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965) showes up
on the site as "INOOU".

INOOU = 74 (Jesus)

9 x Jesus = 666

12 x Jesus = 888

88x8 = God (704)

24 x Jesus = 1776

new birth = 7/04/1776

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2006,04:58   

Psa 37:37  Mark the perfect [man], and behold the upright: for the end of [that] man [is] peace.

fold (37) + fold (37) = Jesus (74)

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

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Here is an example of an isopsephia riddle taken from the Christian Sybyllines which the early Church claimed were written before the time of Christianity and which were widely touted as prophesies of the new religion:

When the virgin shall give birth to the-word of God the Most High, she shall give to the-word a name, and from the east a star will shine in the midst of day gleaming down from heaven above proclaiming to mortal men a great sign. Yes, then shall the son of the great God come to men, clothed in flesh like mortals on earth. Four vowels he has ... and twofold the consonants in him ... and now I will declare to you the whole number ... eight monads, and to these as many decads, and eight hundreds his name will show.

The Sybylline Oracles, circa 150 AD

To solve the riddle, the son of God has to have a name with four vowels which is transparent in meaning. The word "twofold" however is a mini riddle because many people think "twofold" refers back to the number of vowels. If that is true, the mysterious name must have twelve letters ...eight consonants and four vowels. It is interesting to note that the average value of the twelve Greek letters is the "whole number 74" (more on that later). The other possibility is that "twofold" refers to the number of consonants which means the name has six letters. The final constraint is that the number of his name must be "888" (8 + 80 + 800). The answer is that the word twofold actually refers to the number of consonants because the Greek name Iesous has four vowels I, H, O, U and one consonant ... the letter S ... which appears "twofold" times ... and all six Greek letters now add up to "888." Amazingly, the whole number "74" is the common factor of all the names and titles of Jesus! See table below.

Jesus = IhsouV = 10+8+200+70+400+200 = 888

The Mystery of the "Raised Jesus"  
(888 x 10) = 8880
This may seem incredible: nobody in modern times before the publication of this book has ever recognized that the gematria value of key words such as "fishes," "loaves," "the net," the "sun," and the names  "Jesus," "John the Baptist," "Simon Peter," the collective names of his twelve apostles are all linked to each other through very simple geometric ratios based on "the number" of the name "Jesus" raised by a power of ten to the number "8880." Matthew, Mark, and John used this geometric relationship extensively in their gospels! All the "mysteries" of Christianity are based on the metaphor of the raised Jesus (8880). Some striking examples are shown in the table below (browse the site to see the Greek spellings and more examples of gematria)

Name or Title
Gematria Value
Common Factor 74
Product

Jesus
  888
74 x 12
888 x 10 = 8880

Christ
1480
74 x 20
1480 x 6 = 8880

John the Baptist
2220
74 x 30
2220 x 4 = 8880

Son of Man
2960
74 x 40
2960 x 3 = 8880

The raised Jesus
8880
74 x 120
8880 x 1 = 8880

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God is a family, plural, and the kings of the earth know it:

Psa 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD,and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Jhn 10:30  I and [my] Father are one.

I (9) + 351 = 360

Isa 13:12 I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.

The golden wedge of Ophir is nine (9) degrees.

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Quote: Originally posted by Sevivon1913


.......or was 666 a talmudic/tanakh number for "the beast" before that?


of course,

it is gematria of "meah shearim", a hundredfold, in Genesis 26:12,

And Isaac sowed in that land, and he found in that year a hundred fold, and the Lord blessed him.

hundred, hey what is hundred?

10+20+30+40=100 - it forms a triangle.

100 is the value of the letter "kuf", nineteenth letter of Hebrew alphabet.

"kuf"= needle's eye; spelled out it has gematria 186, which is also gematria of "makom" = place; name of God, "the omnipresent".
God -- Hashem YHWH -- in numbers 10-5-6-5.
186 is the squared name: 10x10+5x5+6x6+5x5.

"kuf" is fourth letter from the end of alefbet; "dalet" is fourth letter from the beginning.
They form each others "atbash". (Zero is in the middle -- between "kaf" and "lamed")

"dalet" (as word) = door; gematria 434.

434 is the number of words in the first chapter of Hebrew Genesis.

the 434th word is "hashishi"= the sixth.

The name of God, HaShem, is hidden in the beginletters of the last two words of Genesis 1 and teh first two words of Genesis 2,
"yom hashishi vaychulu hashamayim".

if you leave the leter "hey" of "hashishi" out, there is no HaShem anymore hidden there.

Then you would read "yom shishi" = sixth day.

gematria of "yom shishi" is 666

yud = 10
vav = 6
mem = 40
shin= 300
shin = 300
yud = 10.


the letters "kuf" and "dalet" togther form the word "dak" = thin, lean, fine, minute -- root of "d'yukan" - portrait, imago.

Rashi on Genesis 1:27, in the image of God He created him It explains to you that the image that was prepared for him was the image of the imago of his Creator. — [from B.B. 58a]

So now you might get an idea of what the beast of Revelation is about:

Revelation 13:15,
It was then permitted to breathe life into the beast's image, so that the beast's image could speak and (could) have anyone who did not worship it put to death.

it says: INRI --

"dak" has full value of 620 (434+186).

620 is gematria of "keter" = crown.

620 is the number of letters of the ten commandments inscribed on the first set of stone tablets smashed by Moses.

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"(Zero is in the middle -- between "kaf" and "lamed")

"dalet" (as word) = door; gematria 434.

434 is the number of words in the first chapter of Hebrew Genesis.

the 434th word is "hashishi"= the sixth."
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"Zero" is in the "middle" of "GOD".

360 + 74 (GD) = 434

The following story is # 288 from my website at:

http://www.hereoisreal.com/index2.htm

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434
         Because I use a system whereby every word has a value, everything means something.  It must fit as a piece of a puzzle.  This is my own theory, but everything that I see fits in this puzzle.  I found this code years ago.  When I say I found it, I realize that I can't find anything unless God shows it to me. "A" equals one and "Z" equals 26.  Because I sort of peeped into heaven, I saw something beautiful. I don't know whether you'd call it a vision or imagination, but I wouldn't accept it.  Then this system, this simple code made all of this fall into place.  What I saw was what few preachers preach about, and what you can't find much information about in the libraries.  I accept that and there's a reason for it.  It is the significance of the one piece of gold from which Moses made the top to the Ark of the Covenant. (the lid to the box in the Holy of Holies.)  God described in detail how Moses was to make it.  I have a numerical value for this.  The number is 434.  (74+360 or Jesus + nothing.)

         I was up in the front office at General Dynamics and had 434 on my mind.   I had told the personnel director that I wanted to change my charity account to equal my union dues.  He said, "The union dues changed in January, and they're up to such and such figure, and you pay your charity weekly.  "So," he said, "here's what we'll do - we'll take the new union dues, multiply that by 12 and divide it by 52."  He did that on the scratch pad and said, "I come up with $4.34."

         I got to thinking about 434 and I realized that highway 434 in Orlando was the place that I spent the first full night in Florida when I came here ten years ago.  Then I found 434 in the 62 weeks in Daniel.  That would be 434 days. 69 weeks is broken down into 7 and 62 weeks, and there's no reason stated there, but it's simply telling me that 62 X 7 is 434 and that has significance.

         One day I was at Morrison's and as I was eating, I was thinking about all these 434's that had been coming up.  In fact DCD, which in the code is 434 - was put on Brevard County license plates.  In other words, this is the only county in the state that was given that numerical designation.  That was very significant to me as well.  I was thinking on all these 434's when in walks this preacher and his wife.  They sat at a table nearby, and throughout my whole meal I wanted to go over and tell him that I thought I may have found out something.  Then my better self, because of my past experiences said, "No, leave him alone.  But I want to tell him about these 434's that keep coming up," and something said, "No, just leave him alone."  Finishing my meal, I picked up my ticket and looked at it , it was $4.34.

         I bought an old car in Eufaula, Alabama, and I went to pick it up in a 1970 Marquis.  The gas gauge had been out for about three years - so as I started to leave, I noted the mileage mentally.  I do this when I fill up - otherwise I may run out of gas.  I noted when I filled up that day that the mileage read 410.  I thought, "How can I remember that?"  I said, "Well, I'll think of a 410 gauge shotgun."  That was my way of remembering what my mileage was as I started out for Alabama.  Before I left I made a one-mile detour to see somebody, and then on my way I picked up somebody and took them to a filling station - went out of my way, and I got lost one time because of a detour.  As I began to approach Eufaula, Alabama I looked at my speedometer and guesstimated what my mileage there would be.  I said, "It looks like it might turn out 434 miles added onto 410. But no, that really wouldn't happen.  I would be searching for answers, I would be trying to say, 'Is God real? Would God do that?' even though I 'm looking ahead that that might happen."  The more I read the number of miles to Eufaula, the more I realized that it might work out to be 434 miles.  There's a lake on the east side of Eufaula, and the city boundary is on the west end of that bridge as you enter the city.  As I hit that city limit sign of Eufaula I looked at my speedometer and it read 844, which would have worked out, subtracting the 410 to exactly 434 miles.

         It took me a while, but I finally realized that the initials of the company I had worked for five years were GDCD, General Dynamics Convair Division, and I knew that GD has the same value as Jesus (74), and that CD was 34, which has the same value as one, so GDCD meant Jesus + 1.  It also had reference to "a city (CD) on a hill" if Jesus was the hill and the CD was the 0 "nothing in me" split.

         In 434, I see hidden a total of 11 - 4, 3 & 4 - Jesus said, "The kingdom of heaven is like 3 measures in which a woman hid leaven," but I read it as 11.

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My house number for 25 years has been 434.

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http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/forumdisplay.php?f=161

I recieved an E from the Mods at this site explaining why I could not post.
Here is their E and my reply:


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Sir,

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To the Mods at Theo: (It's all about the O)

I suspect, am not positive, that either SparkO or Pilgram were looking for a reasonto hack me.  
I may not want to post on your site any more.  My efforts to reach you have so far failed and my patience is drawing then.  Sometimes, it is best to shake the dust off your feet and move on.
I have found in life, that time goes by at the speed of light and that's pretty fast.
The best thing to do is wait upon the Lord and he is never early or late.

Blessings

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Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 11 2006,20:21)




Mat 13:45  Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls:


Mat 13:46  Who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had, and bought it.

Luk 4:23 And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

This is God's country.


The doctor is "IN".

Zero


The "first" family:
Mother of all living
Child of all living
Father of all living

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Would God do this?

Psa 2:1 ¶ Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Psa 2:4  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Psa 2:5  Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Psa 2:6  Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

Psa 2:7  I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou [art] my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

Psa 2:8  Ask of me, and I shall give [thee] the heathen [for] thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth [for] thy possession.

Psa 2:9  Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Psa 2:10  Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Psa 2:11  Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Psa 2:12  Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish [from] the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed [are] all they that put their trust in him.

Rev 12:5  And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

Blessings

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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been  unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my hinny with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....7;st=30

I really hate to see this thread dying.

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Did you hear about the two trees falling on the flower shop on Garden street?
They say you couldn't see the florist for the trees.

Since I had made this joke up years ago and had told it many times, I debated whether to mention it among a group waiting to tee off at La Cita, especially
knowing they probably had heard it.  I decided, even though they were talking about the weather, not to try to fit it in.

At that moment Jim Palak walked up to the group, turned to me and said, "Did
you hear about that tree falling in the street near number eight tee?"

I said, "Come on Jim, what's the punch line?"

He replied, "No, I'm serious.  There's a big magnolia tree down in the street
and when the city workers started cleaning it up, they found a body underneath."

"Now I know you're joking." I said, but he insisted he was telling the truth.

At about six O'clock in the morning, the tree had fallen on a woman jogger.
There was not a stir of breeze when it happened.

The next morning, as I and my group stood on number ten tee to begain
a round, I couldn't help but think of the morning before.  We were standing beneath a huge oak that leaned over us in a slight breeze.

I said, "God, why?  Why did you do that?"

Six holes later, after I had swung around the green on 16, and was getting out of my cart, one third of the tree behind Joe Arthurs's house came crashing
down on the cart path behind me.

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I think I have posted this before:

The new birth: (Borne again)

Jhn 3:1 There was a man of the Pharisees,
named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
Jhn 3:2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him,
Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for
no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
Jhn 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say
unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Jhn 3:4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is
old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
Jhn 3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee,
Except a man be born of water and [of] the Spirit,
he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
Jhn 3:6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh;
and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
Jhn 3:7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
Jhn 3:8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the
sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and
whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit

Years ago I wrote a little poem about this:
Pray For The Wind

A gentle breeze
stirs the trees.
Wind's affect
is what one sees.

Eze 37:8 And when I beheld, lo, the sinews and the flesh came up upon them,
and the skin covered them above: but [there was] no breath in them.

Ez. 37:9 Then He said to me, "Prophesy to the breath, prophesy, son of man, and say to the breath, 'Thus says the Lord GOD: "Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe on these slain, that they may live."

Eze 37:10 So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them,
and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great army.

(Notice these are slain).

Eze 37:11 Then he said unto me, Son of man, these bones are the whole house of Israel: behold, they say, Our bones are dried, and our hope is lost: we are cut off for our parts

. Eze 37:12 Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus
saith the Lord GOD; Behold, O my people, I will open
your graves, and cause you to come up out of
your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.

Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that I [am] the LORD,
when I have opened your graves, O my
people, and brought you up out of your graves,

Eze 37:14 And shall put my spirit in you, and ye shall live, and I shall place you in your own land: then shall ye know that I the LORD have spoken [it], and performed [it], saith the LORD



The new birth steps:

Step #1 God puts all bones together.
Step #2 God puts flesh on bones.
Step #3 God opens graves.
Step #4 God brings all Israel out of graves.
Step #5 God puts his spirit in each body.
Step #6 Each shall live.
Step #7 God places them in their own land, Israel
Step #8. Then they'll know God said it and did it


Eight steps for God.

Zero steps for man.

One giant leap for mankind.

Pray for the wind

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Toilet paper

(Written 2/28/06)

Years ago my wife and I knew a couple who had problems getting along.
The wife mentioned to us a particular habit he had
of complaining that she used too much toilet paper.  They separated shortly there after of course.

Ever since, when Joan brings in a package of it, especially super size, from the grocery, I remind her that we really need to cut back. It's one of our in-house out-house jokes.

Two days ago, while reading the paper she exclaimed!  "Honey, you gotta see this!"
Some man, here in Florida, had killed another during  an argument about toilet paper.

When Joan asked me to jot down a couple of items for a grocery list yesterday, even though I knew we had plenty, I wrote down toilet paper and underlined it.

When she finally saw the list she remarked, " It's ironic that you listed 'toilet paper'.  I was going to add it because I have a coupon for it."

Today I read to her the above.  She answered,
“The store was out of the coupon size so I got a rain check.”

March 2, I noticed that we were almost out of tooth paste so I started another list:

1. tooth paste
2 Don’t for get your rain check.
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The day of the "pooky 1" story, my wife was disappointed when I came into the Target store after parking and didn't immediately notice that her shopping cart was briming over with toilet paper.

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Life is a trip:

I said to a tenent of mine one day, "Life is a trip.
It's like the temple in Ezekiel where
everything inside is measured. If you come in through the north gate,
you have to leave through the south gate.

If you enter through the south door, you must depart through the north door.
Only the Prince, the Messiah, comes and goes
through the east (middle) gate."

I got in my truck, pulled out onto US 1, and wound up behind another truck.

I then glanced at a bumper sticker which said, " Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on."

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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