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Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2007,17:39    As she hinted in another thread today, today (March 22) is Kristine's birthday. Evidently TWO people from UD have wished her a happy birthday, yet the smartass community at ATBC has not acknowledged her birthday in any way. Obviously, this is just plain wrong. Leave your best wishes her, for Kristine to enjoy many more decades of shimmying and frightening Bill Dembski. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2007,17:51    *shimmies for Kristine / holds witch burning amnesty* -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,00:15    Thanks you guys! (I really can't believe Forthekids visited.) I'm such an old fart, when do I get my own fart animation from Dembski? Huh? *Fart* Bring it on, Richard Witch-burner. Scheherazade has a flash animation of her own to dangle. (Video of the shimmies, I promise...) -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Renier Posts: 276 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,01:51    Have a stunning day and drink too much!

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,07:22    Quote yes, she's still spry! I thought one had to be like 80+ before taking 'spry' as a compliment. -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,07:53    Merry belated b'day!   :) (Hopefully my net will be fixed by april & I'll never be late again.   :angry:    Look out world, I'll be back!) -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:12    Kristine, Mucho Happy Belated Birthday! Sorry I missed the Big Event, I had stuff to do...but I found a Man-hunk to say hi to you - well, he's a man-hunk at least compared to me! ps:  Woody want to know if you have a younger sister? pps:  Edited post - Sorry - There was WAY TOO much Woody there! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Ra-Úl Posts: 93 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:47    ¡Feliz Cumpleaños! & (for all Little Anthony fans out there, and you know who you are) Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop! El Ra-Úl -------------- Beauty is that which makes us desperate. - P Valery

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:55    A tad late but hope you had a great day. Happy birhtday anyway (belatedly). Not so much about being old please. I am older and don't want that way of thinking.

Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,13:41    So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well? -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,14:00    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,12:41) So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well? Yes.  Absolutely.   Fortunately for us, you are *NOT* as you say a " cute chick", and therefore, you will just have to wait until your birthday rolls around next year, for birthday greetings, my good man.  Oh, *do* keep a  stiff upper lip about it eh what?   (####!  I'm channelling John Cleese again!) Oh all right.  Happy belated birthday too.  Do you feel better now?  Really. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,15:21    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,11:41) So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well? Yes, absolutely! Was it your birthday? Was it on the calendar? Sorry! Happy birthday! *Shimmies to Mr. Christopher* I'm so glad you think I'm a cute chick'n'all, but really I can't resist this: How do you know I'm not some old fart guy blogging from a wheelchair? Do you have any evidence that I look like those photos (oh yeah, testimony from PZ...and Rev. Barking Nonsequitor...Cat's Staff...Greg Laden...). Uh...never mind. Bad joke. (Darn hook-ups facilitated by blogs anyway!   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,16:15    Yes the 22nd is/was my birthday. But am I spry I ask you?? And Kristine, true, you could be dave springer...And I should have said, "If I had a cute chick logo, would you guys have offered me a happy birthday" :-) Ok, we're both named "k/Chris" (sorta) and we share the same birthday.  You're not me are you? -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,17:04    Quote How do you know I'm not some old fart guy blogging from a wheelchair? Do you have any evidence that I look like those photos (oh yeah, testimony from PZ... PZ is lying. Or just wrong. Absolutely every woman on the internet is in fact a 300lb single male in his fifties blogging from a wheelchair. It was proven last year. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,19:30    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Mar. 23 2007,16:04) Absolutely every woman on the internet is in fact a 300lb single male in his fifties blogging from a wheelchair. It was proven last year. EEWWWW!  That's almost as sick as a UD screed from Dr. Dembski or DaveScot.  We do have standards here right?  Shouldn't nasty word pictures like this this be moved to the bathroom wall? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,20:31    In honor of Kristine's birthday, I present this sage piece of advice and commentary from Christopher Hitchens. Responding to a question about whether Mel Gibson's statements should be taken at face value or dismissed as drunken ramblings, Hitchens said that Gibson's Blood Alcohol Level was 0.12, and "that's as sober as you'd ever want to be."

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,22:14    Hippy Birthday!   -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2007,01:47    A belated happy birthday, Kristine! I won't ask how many times you've been 23... Oh, and Mr_Christopher as well. Bob -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2007,16:43    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,14:15) Yes the 22nd is/was my birthday. But am I spry I ask you?? And Kristine, true, you could be dave springer...And I should have said, "If I had a cute chick logo, would you guys have offered me a happy birthday" :-) Ok, we're both named "k/Chris" (sorta) and we share the same birthday.  You're not me are you? Not unless I forgot...I'm getting old and senile...I could have misplaced a couple personalities (no, I'm not O'Leary! The idea! ...All that drinking (but Guinness restores brain cells, right?)   For Bob-O: Times I've been 18 (legal age back then) < Times I've been 29   I'm a gal, guys. Really. I was just joshing - and those pics are recent, 'cept I'm getting some gray hair.   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Steviepinhead Posts: 532 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 26 2007,14:31    I'm late too, Kristine. (Away from the computer for the last several days for reasons the alcohol has erased, but which are assumed to have been good ones...) Anyway, hope you had a great day and shimmied the night away!

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 26 2007,22:25    Sorry I missed the B-day.  Happy birthday anyway.  :D -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 27 2007,14:49    I went to your blog to wish you happy birthday, but yu might not have recognised me with my clothes on. Re-Happy Birthday just in case. 42? Pah! You have the shimmy of a 19 year old! Louis -------------- Bye.

Wesley R. Elsberry Posts: 4991 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:20    Happy birthday, Kristine! -------------- "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:22    Oops - it was my fault for starting a new one thread! Have 2 cards, Kristine! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:29    Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 22 2009,14:22) Oops - it was my fault for starting a new one thread! Have 2 cards, Kristine! You only think it was your fault, my dear warlock! Thanks again, all! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

GCUGreyArea Posts: 180 Joined: Sep. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:29    Happy birthday!!!!

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,16:56    U haz a fan! Happy Birthday!

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:23    Shimmies to you all! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:40    I'm late to the party (which I trust was good). A belated happy birthday. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.â€� We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.â€� -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:42    Happy Birthday Kristine! Oh yeah. A funny-looking guy in an ugly cardigan left this for you: -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

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