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Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,10:36    Congrats to the birthday boys, and may you see many more! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,12:09    Happy Trip(s) Through Space and Time! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,12:46    Happy BD Lou and Sledge.  Since you are both different, I didn't want to get you both the same LOLcatz birthday card... so I gotz you this one that you can complete as needed... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,12:54    HBDs!!! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,13:17    May your party be attended by clowns. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,14:29    Congratulations on another orbit. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,14:41    Hippo Birdy Two Ewes -------------- fusilier James 2:24

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,16:27    Happy birthday to you both. -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,19:20    hell yes. Happy birthday louFCD and Sledgehammer (heh. We were going to cover that song on the new album "Stucco Removal Machine). Funny, you don't look a day over 90, sledge. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2010,20:18    Happy Birthday, DethKlok style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhydGkSIIc Quote Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every new year RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbatred Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die You're running out of life... -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,07:12    Oops, late. So happy hangover day! -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,09:57    Quote (Bob O'H @ May 02 2010,13:12) Oops, late. So happy hangover day! Ditto! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

sledgehammer Posts: 533 Joined: Sep. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,11:12    Thanks for all the anniversarial acknowledgments.   Quote Funny, you don't look a day over 90, sledge. Thanks fnx, but after DethKlok,   Quote Happy Birthday You're gonna die You're running out of life... I feel more like 900 So I decided to make like Noah and get drunk.   Quote So happy hangover day! I'm feeling the pain. -------------- The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein  (H/T, JAD) If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

Alan Fox Posts: 1556 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,12:06    Tardif mais quand-même, Bonne anniversaire!

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,18:56    Thanks everybody. Had a lovely birthday weekend tromping through woods and streams and pine savanna, and started this morning at 0:dark30 walking the Emerald Isle beach searching for signs of nesting sea turtles. I am LouFCD of the Sea Turtle Protection Program. I'm like a superhero or something. This is finals week, so back to the books I should have had my nose in all weekend. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,19:37    Quote (JLT @ May 03 2010,04:57)   Quote (Bob O'H @ May 02 2010,13:12) Oops, late. So happy hangover day! Ditto! And me. Kia ora to you both. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.â€� We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.â€� -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,20:59    Happy Birthday! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 02 2010,23:15    Fortunatley YouTube has a perfect song for you both: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs Happy Birfday: “Fucking Magnets, How do they work?” -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2010,04:44    Quote (Alan Fox @ May 02 2010,18:06) Tardif mais quand-même, Bonne anniversaire! Pareil! Joyeux anniversaire à vous deux! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2010,14:56    Quote (JLT @ May 02 2010,14:57) Quote (Bob O'H @ May 02 2010,13:12) Oops, late. So happy hangover day! Ditto! Ditthree Louis -------------- Bye.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 03 2010,22:01    All my shimmies to you on your birthday! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,04:52    A very happy birthday to Lou and Sledgy!!! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,06:47    Thanks Phil, and a belated thanks to the ones I missed from last year after I went back to studying for finals! Talk about being on time! lol But again this year, it's finals week. Lab practical tomorrow, two finals back to back on Wednesday morning, and the last final on Friday. Gonna be a busy week. *sigh* -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,06:58    Happy Birthdays!! And you voluntarily did that on your birthday?!?!?  and I thought I was weird... -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

Wolfhound Posts: 468 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,07:30    Recycling is good for the environment! Happy Birthday, fellas! Big, sloppy licks to you! -------------- I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,07:57    H' B'day -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,08:26    Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Yer Older! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,08:28    Happy Birthday, sorry I'm 365 days late! oh wait... -------------- I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,08:50    Lenin Cat sez Happy Birthday, comrades! -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 01 2011,11:29    Wolfie's  right. What I said last year, +1. :-) Happy orbit, gents. Hey, look we got sunshine on the west coast today... -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

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