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Posted: Jan. 24 2006,07:16

Sorry I took so long, the jelly took age to set, and then I couldn't find the cream.

What? Ah, TRUFFLES??? You [CENSORED] son of [CENSORED] and his flagellate [CENSORED]! I won't be responsible for my actions....

Bob

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Posted: Jan. 24 2006,07:24

you guys need to design some sort of clickable Effete Brit-twit icon.

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Posted: Jan. 24 2006,08:08

Don't know about an effete clickable icon - but how about an Avatar?

More of this kind here:

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/twit.html

.. now if you don't mind I'll have to calm down an altercation between the brigadier and the schoolmistress - the brigadier is so insistant that its clotted cream first and strawberry jam on top in a 'Devonshire Cream tea'; whilst Miss Prendergast is blaspheming, and swearing that it's the other way around...

Henry J

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Posted: Jan. 24 2006,17:22

If Ruffles have ridges, do truffles have tridges?

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Posted: Jan. 24 2006,23:24

My! Henry..

.. I think you may be onto something there..

... now be a darling and get me a beer from the fruffle won't ya?

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Posted: Jan. 25 2006,00:31

By Her Majesty's Sainted Bloomers,

Are we allowing colonials here Mr Morrison? I'm shocked and appalled. Appalled and shocked. I shall write to my Member of Parliament, you see if I don't.

It will be the convicts next, and then all #### will break loose. The women will probably even be given the vote or some such tommyrot.

Up the Empire, what!

Sir Percival Ignatius Biggott-Smythe

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Posted: Jan. 25 2006,06:13

.. colonials indeed Sir Percy - but only the 'good types' you know - none of those ruffians that wear loud shouts and keep bumping into the furniture.

.. now shall I get you a napkin to wipe away that froth???

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Posted: Jan. 25 2006,07:48

Splendid Mr Morrison, sir, splendid.

Now where did I leave my blunderbus?

I have noticed that we are significantly Bowdlerised here annot type things like #### or #### or #### or even ######## or #####.

Such shocking censorship! I propose that we take the path of the gentlemen of Viz magazine and invent new swearwords with the specific purpose of annoying the newsagent WHSmith. Words like "fitbin". Frankly it would ####### well amuse the #### out of any #### with a ####### sense of humour. They obviously need a good kick in the fitbin, whatever that might be!

Blinkety flip, that's what I say.

(Note to moderators, this is humour, honest!Not GOOD humour, but nonetheless humour)

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Posted: Jan. 25 2006,13:42

Obviously a fan of 'Roger's Profanisaurus' then Percy what! eh!

Perhaps we can introduce our American cousins to the cutting edge of our delightful tounge?

Especially that knobcheese 'Ghost of Paley' - ha! ha!

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Posted: Jan. 25 2006,22:01

Ah dear sweet Mr Mellie. Yes you could safely say I am a fan of his illustrious Profanisaurus.

It's the only thing worth paying �2 for Viz for.

I would agree with your assessment of that spectre, and further I would guess that he is a soap dodging palm pilot who does little else but muck about on the filth box downloading OAP+dwarf grumble.

Give my regards to the Major.

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Posted: Jan. 28 2006,15:14

I wouldn't be at all suprised if he indulges in the oriental practices from time to time - seems to have an uncanny fascination for the blighters. Player of the Pink Oboe if you ask me.

Speaking of which - is that the Parson Bashing the Bishop?

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Posted: Jan. 31 2006,07:00

You know this old ID business? Well, my brother was asking today whether Shane Warne was intelligently designed. Eventually he decided that Warne couldn't be, because if the Aussies were to do some genetic engineering, they would add another mouth first, so they could drink two tinnies at a time.

I'm sure the vicar will be able to enlighten us as to what a "tinnie" is.

Bob

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Posted: Jan. 31 2006,22:27

The convicts have already tried that form of genetic engineering but only ended up talking out of the wrong orifice

Something went wrong in the lab when they found that after a 100 years they still couldn't get a culture...

- {if you think I'm being a little unfair - trust me I get shedloads of this type of thing back from my Aussie brother-in-law}

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Posted: Feb. 01 2006,02:15

How to wind up Kangaroo Botherers and Septic Tanks 101:

1) Ask an Aussie (or even a Seppo, they never know the difference) if they are from Queensland. Whatever the answer reply "Listen mate, it's all the Queen's land."

2) When encountering either of the aforementioned colonials say "Welcome back.". If dealing with an Aussie you can add "Returning to the scene of the crime eh?".

Failing these suggestions one could always try something witty.

Louis

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Posted: Feb. 02 2006,08:35

I'll definitely try those out!

In the meantime chaps and chappesses might be interested in a spiffing new UK counterpart to this site - which has the specific objective of keeping ID out of British Schools:

http://justscience.1.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=2

Cucumber sandwich anyone?

Henry J

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Posted: Feb. 02 2006,16:48

Re "Cucumber sandwich anyone?"

Those don't involve raw cucumbers, do they? If so then ew. (Those things aren't palatable until they've been pickled.

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Posted: Feb. 02 2006,16:52

..we're all busy getting pickled, let me assure you!

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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,15:44

Few of us slipped orf for a swift beverage to toast that beardy boffin that adorns our tenners -

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5756/darwinday0221cn.jpg

Prof Dawkins showed up - though I suspect he's more of a fine wine drinker - met up with some Panda Prof that was over this side of the pond.

More pics of our Jolly Japes here:

http://justscience.1.forumer.com/index.p....try1066

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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,16:19

What's all this then?

it appears I've already become 2-dimensional, and I haven't even had one yet!

I'll have another, barkeep; and keep 'em comin' till i say stop, or become trod underfoot...

If I'm to be plastered, i'll do it the right way before you tack me up on a wall somewheres...

by the by... I see Julie is a South Park denizen, but I can't quite make out what I am...

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