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jswilkins Posts: 50 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: June 07 2009,21:11    Quote (keiths @ June 08 2009,05:57) Since this is Wilkins' thread, shouldn't we be mocking Strine? Youse better not mock Strine or I'll drop youse like an empty stubby. -------------- Boldly staying where no man has stayed before.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 07 2009,21:40    Quote (jswilkins @ June 07 2009,21:11) Quote (keiths @ June 08 2009,05:57) Since this is Wilkins' thread, shouldn't we be mocking Strine? Youse better not mock Strine or I'll drop youse like an empty stubby. Yes, let that be a lesson to all of you who are mocking Strine. If you Anoiapithecus you just might end up with a brevirostris!* *Yes, I have been waiting all day to make that pun here. -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

jswilkins Posts: 50 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: June 07 2009,22:36    Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,12:40) *Yes, I have been waiting all day to make that pun here. You have? Why? -------------- Boldly staying where no man has stayed before.

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 07 2009,23:18    I was pulled over by a cop in Albama who actually said, "Y'all in a heap a' truble boy." I kept from laughing by remembering these bastards kill people. (Not quite as often as the LA or NYC cops). We parted friends after I parted with $50. Edited by Dr.GH on June 07 2009,21:19 -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Texas Teach Posts: 2084 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 07 2009,23:51    Quote (KCdgw @ June 07 2009,20:53) "Y'all" is fairly common in Missouri, but I had to go to Arkansas before hearing "All y'all". I enjoy the way 'all y'all" has increased the variation in my profanity: "Well, fuck all y'all, then" has a satisfying "and the horse you rode in on" heft. KC Missouri is interesting in that regard.  With folks from the southern part of the state I could say y'all without it being noticed.  In Columbia and the St. Louis metro, people would giggle when I said it.  Since I have a fairly light accent, the use of y'all was often the only time people would notice it.  I did have one coworker in Columbia who was from New York that would try to give me flak.  I would then translate the sentence for her, replacing y'all with yooz guys. -------------- "Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr "I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,00:23    my favorite is a younseses, which is something like "plural possessive third person" i think "did youns have ary pea blossoms on any of younseses pea bushes" scotch airish appalachianers round hyere say what sounds like "yinz" but if you listen closely with one a them'ar bat sonograph recorder whatsisis ye can hear it "yeeeeihunz" best usage, evar, true story this dumb drunk redneck pig I know god blessim was riding around myrtle beach hanging out of a truck window being a dumb drunk redneck and hollering shit at girls on the strip there.  they were cruising you know.  and he was saying "i'd fuck you" you you you you like you know a dumb drunk redneck idiot would be doing, hanging out of a truck window and about 23 and dumber than a horny fence post.  and there were four or five girls in a group and he started you now I'd do you you you you and he lost count and said "Hell I'd fuck youns-all!!!"  which is of course what makes that relevant needless to say he puked in the front seat.  and i don't approve of this dumb drunk redneck idiot pig but I do affirm an admiration for those who, when pressed with a difficult choice to go hard or go home, go hard.   if you are going to be dumb you have got to be tough. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

KCdgw Posts: 376 Joined: Sep. 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,04:30    Quote (Texas Teach @ June 07 2009,23:51) Quote (KCdgw @ June 07 2009,20:53) "Y'all" is fairly common in Missouri, but I had to go to Arkansas before hearing "All y'all". I enjoy the way 'all y'all" has increased the variation in my profanity: "Well, fuck all y'all, then" has a satisfying "and the horse you rode in on" heft. KC Missouri is interesting in that regard.  With folks from the southern part of the state I could say y'all without it being noticed.  In Columbia and the St. Louis metro, people would giggle when I said it.  Since I have a fairly light accent, the use of y'all was often the only time people would notice it.  I did have one coworker in Columbia who was from New York that would try to give me flak.  I would then translate the sentence for her, replacing y'all with yooz guys. In the Kansas City area, one can say 'y'all' without comment, but most people don't use it. KC -------------- Those who know the truth are not equal to those who love it-- Confucius

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,04:47    Quote (jswilkins @ June 08 2009,04:36) Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,12:40) *Yes, I have been waiting all day to make that pun here. You have? Why? HA! You only say that because you don't get it. Wilkins you have exposed yourself. Please stop. You're amusing the natives. Louis -------------- Bye.

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,05:00    Makes me wonder, what’s the toughest – being a scientist, maybe even doing science, mining the tard, or just surviving the after hours? The way rag is being chewed, it just makes this innocent bystander curious. Big question: Why is there no creationist counterpart to AtBC? (LOL) -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,06:27    Quote (jswilkins @ June 07 2009,22:36) Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,12:40) *Yes, I have been waiting all day to make that pun here. You have? Why? It needed the proper set up... -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,09:25    Quote (Quack @ June 08 2009,05:00) Makes me wonder, what’s the toughest – being a scientist, maybe even doing science, mining the tard, or just surviving the after hours? The way rag is being chewed, it just makes this innocent bystander curious. Big question: Why is there no creationist counterpart to AtBC? (LOL) IMO... Because comedy requires a certain intelligence and way of looking at the world, and Creo's and IDCists just aren't hard-wired to do this.  If you are attracted to UD / ID you are more likely to just not get it. Think about the posters at UD -  Dembski, Densye, Gordon, BA77 etc, and you see pretty clearly that the only comedy at UD is unintentional. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,10:01    Quote (J-Dog @ June 08 2009,10:25) Quote (Quack @ June 08 2009,05:00) Makes me wonder, what’s the toughest – being a scientist, maybe even doing science, mining the tard, or just surviving the after hours? The way rag is being chewed, it just makes this innocent bystander curious. Big question: Why is there no creationist counterpart to AtBC? (LOL) IMO... Because comedy requires a certain intelligence and way of looking at the world, and Creo's and IDCists just aren't hard-wired to do this.  If you are attracted to UD / ID you are more likely to just not get it. Think about the posters at UD -  Dembski, Densye, Gordon, BA77 etc, and you see pretty clearly that the only comedy at UD is unintentional. And when they do attempt to be humorous it is downright painful. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,21:04    Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand...

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,22:45    Quote (Henry J @ June 08 2009,21:04) Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand... Would Pebbles do instead of bedrock? -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

sledgehammer Posts: 533 Joined: Sep. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 08 2009,23:40    Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,20:45) Quote (Henry J @ June 08 2009,21:04) Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand... Would Pebbles do instead of bedrock? Bett(y)er on Rubble? -------------- The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein  (H/T, JAD) If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,00:32    Quote (sledgehammer @ June 08 2009,23:40) Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,20:45) Quote (Henry J @ June 08 2009,21:04)   Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand... Would Pebbles do instead of bedrock? Bett(y)er on Rubble? OR FRED! oh..wait...   -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,06:17    Quote (Richardthughes @ June 09 2009,00:32) Quote (sledgehammer @ June 08 2009,23:40) Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,20:45)   Quote (Henry J @ June 08 2009,21:04)   Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand... Would Pebbles do instead of bedrock? Bett(y)er on Rubble? OR FRED! oh..wait...  :angry: Wilma building still stand if it is on rubble? -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Wesley R. Elsberry Posts: 4991 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,07:03    Quote (Quack @ June 08 2009,05:00) Makes me wonder, what’s the toughest – being a scientist, maybe even doing science, mining the tard, or just surviving the after hours? The way rag is being chewed, it just makes this innocent bystander curious. Big question: Why is there no creationist counterpart to AtBC? (LOL) There's the "phylogenists" email list, the closed forum now run by Bill Dembski. Here's a bit of amusing wit from Casey Luskin for those on the "phylogenists" list. One of his fellow list members re-posted it on a Finnish-language Usenet newsgroup, putting it in the clear. Excerpt: Quote Scott definitely speaks "scientese".  She presents herself as a scientist, which she once was, who is trying to do the right thing for science.  She is very charismatic, funny, and very good at getting people behind what she's saying. It's no wonder she's the director of the NCSE.  In the past I've compared Eugenie C. Scott to Darth Vader because she is full of internal contradictions, knows in her heart she's lying, powerful, persuasive, and most importantly, she travels around representing the dominating power (the Empire) and fighting the good guys.  All in the name of ...well, I'm not exactly sure what her motivation is yet.  It's certainly not truth. Yep, loads of fun over there, right? -------------- "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,07:14    Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 09 2009,07:03) Yep, loads of fun over there, right? Wow, that's a load of bollocks, for sure! The paragraph right after the one Wes quoted is even more of a hoot. Note how Casey has to explain his analogy for the tards (can't leave anything to chance!!!), and then fantasizes about his heroic role in this saga!   Quote (On the other hand, there is the rebellion against the Empire.  Small, understaffed, often outgunned and outmanned, but not outsmarted.  However, the rebellion has the people of the galaxy behind them, and most importantly, the Force.  Of course not all of us in the rebellion believe in the "force" (the analogy is God), but what unites the rebellion is the common belief in the problems with the current establishment, and the desire to replace it with something better.  When we introduced ourselves in the class, I should have said I was Luke Skywalker, but I suppose I was under the control of her powers at the time so I just said I was Casey, an earth sciences major.) -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Richard Simons Posts: 425 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,07:36    Quote (Quack @ June 08 2009,05:00) Big question: Why is there no creationist counterpart to AtBC? (LOL) Too much respect for authority and scared to cock a snoot at anything. -------------- All sweeping statements are wrong.

George Posts: 316 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,07:43    Quote (afarensis @ June 09 2009,06:17)   Quote (Richardthughes @ June 09 2009,00:32)   Quote (sledgehammer @ June 08 2009,23:40)     Quote (afarensis @ June 08 2009,20:45)     Quote (Henry J @ June 08 2009,21:04)       Quote Bah! Hey, did you know: Folks from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those from Abu Dhabi do! I hope that theory is build on bedrock and not on loose sand... Would Pebbles do instead of bedrock? Bett(y)er on Rubble? OR FRED! oh..wait...   Wilma building still stand if it is on rubble? Y'all are going to the punitentiary if you keep this up.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,08:01    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ June 09 2009,07:14) Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 09 2009,07:03) Yep, loads of fun over there, right? Wow, that's a load of bollocks, for sure! The paragraph right after the one Wes quoted is even more of a hoot. Note how Casey has to explain his analogy for the tards (can't leave anything to chance!!!), and then fantasizes about his heroic role in this saga!   Quote (On the other hand, there is the rebellion against the Empire.  Small, understaffed, often outgunned and outmanned, but not outsmarted.  However, the rebellion has the people of the galaxy behind them, and most importantly, the Force.  Of course not all of us in the rebellion believe in the "force" (the analogy is God), but what unites the rebellion is the common belief in the problems with the current establishment, and the desire to replace it with something better.  When we introduced ourselves in the class, I should have said I was Luke Skywalker, but I suppose I was under the control of her powers at the time so I just said I was Casey, an earth sciences major.) That was sooooo funny, I forgot to laugh -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

dnmlthr Posts: 565 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,09:02    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ June 09 2009,13:14) Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 09 2009,07:03) Yep, loads of fun over there, right? Wow, that's a load of bollocks, for sure! The paragraph right after the one Wes quoted is even more of a hoot. Note how Casey has to explain his analogy for the tards (can't leave anything to chance!!!), and then fantasizes about his heroic role in this saga!   Quote (On the other hand, there is the rebellion against the Empire.  Small, understaffed, often outgunned and outmanned, but not outsmarted.  However, the rebellion has the people of the galaxy behind them, and most importantly, the Force.  Of course not all of us in the rebellion believe in the "force" (the analogy is God), but what unites the rebellion is the common belief in the problems with the current establishment, and the desire to replace it with something better.  When we introduced ourselves in the class, I should have said I was Luke Skywalker, but I suppose I was under the control of her powers at the time so I just said I was Casey, an earth sciences major.) Casey Luskin - Poe on legs. Quick Casey, use the schwartz! -------------- Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,11:57    And then he was gone... with your wallets. POP QUIZ: (a) (b) © or(d) I love(d) Aussie soaps. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:07    a) has had a lot of work done -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:30    (d) lives in Windsor, relatively round the corner from where I live. Just FYI. It's not like I've been stalking her or anything......well not since the Judge told me to knock it the fuck off. Apparently the poor lady has had some tough times. I think she needs comforting, it's really difficult to manage that from a radius no closer than 100 metres. {exit Louis, credibility in tatters*} Louis *This had already happened, but dammit I maintain my illusions. -------------- Bye.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:31    Quote (khan @ June 09 2009,12:07) a) has had a lot of work done ALSO, SHE AM A MIDGIT. And Talentless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiXqjeV8oHU -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:33    Quote (Louis @ June 09 2009,12:30) (d) lives in Windsor, relatively round the corner from where I live. Just FYI. It's not like I've been stalking her or anything...... *snip* My mate also lives thereabouts and sees her jogging in the park. He's (also) still trying to orchestrate the perfect meeting.. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:33    Quote (khan @ June 09 2009,18:07) a) has had a lot of work done Never been worried about a) or b). c) looks like trouble (dunno who she is), but the good kind of trouble that ends with the gentlemen becoming homeless and a dried up husk. d) looks like a nice lady with warm, intelligent thighs.....erm shit, EYES, I meant EYES dammit. {exit Louis again, with negative credibility} Louis -------------- Bye.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 09 2009,12:52    I am firmly convinced that I would be happy to discuss the complete vacuuity of Intelligent Design all night long with any and/or all of them, but if forced to make a decision based on totally superficial characteristics, such as color of eyes, breast size and/or hawtness, it would be (B).  I mean (A). Damn! Changed my mind, it's (D). Can I sample for  while, then decide? added in edit:  Damn it all!  What with the mutiple choices, and tem wionkin' at me and all, I forgot the crucial point, which I think, is tha these are ALL Aussie Wimens! I have all new respect for the phrase "down under", and of course wonder why Wilkens would waste any time at all posting anywhere, when he could NOT be posting, but doing other things, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

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