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Quote (W. Kevin Vicklund @ Mar. 29 2006,13:58) | No, socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. I have empirical evidence (taken from several households in which I have lived) that the rate of disappearance of socks is directly correlated with the rate of appearance of new wire coathangers. My mother, who to my knowledge first discovered this phenomenon, has independently verified my findings in on-going research dating back to the sixties. |
Independent verification, schmindependent verification. I have empirical faith in the sock gnomes. Can you account for that Mr. Independent verification?
Sock gnomes are gifts from the benevolence of FSM. Without sock gnomes, we would wear the same socks over and over for too long, which would thusly expose us to the elements. Socks gnomes come and steal our socks, thus forcing us to buy new ones and protect ourselves from the elements. Oh, and it also stimulates the economy, which FSM also benevolently supplies to us. And because I believe all this, then that means it is empirical and therefore it is true and real. So there.
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