Joined: June 2009
15-Sep: Joe is coming to Monseratt tomorrow. I am so excited that I can hardly contain Mr Leathers. I have had 3 oil-soaked baths so to relax. I have polished the gladiator outfits and bookmarked the disgusting web sites to show Joe.
16-Sep: A terrible day, a veritable constitutional crisis. Joe was held up in customs when they discovered his melon rinds and mites. I went straight to my good friend the chief of police but the police station was closed (again). I'm sure I saw the front doors open when I drove in. Anyway I went to the airport and cleared it up. Joe didn't help matters when he listed his occupation as "ID scientist and top secret stuff".