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ex-pert. (Noun): female breasts that have succumbed to the forces of gravity and age.
There's an excellent section of "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"* in which new definitions are given to old words. For example:
Countryside: To kill Piers Morgan.
Coquette: Small penis.
And so on and so forth.
* The Radio 4 show that gave us Mornington Crescent.
rec·ti·tude (r?kt?-t??d, -ty??d) n. the honorable, upright demeanor assumed by your proctologist as he prepares to examine you.
ETA: those length-marked vowels looked just fine in preview.
"The . . . um . . . okay, I was genetically selected for blue eyes. I know there are brown eyes, because I've observed them, but I can't do it. Okay? So . . . um . . . coz that's real genetic selection, not the nonsense Giberson and the others are talking about." - DO'L