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(Permalink) Posted: July 23 2011,16:24   

Quote (Kristine @ July 23 2011,11:00)
Quote (Seversky @ July 23 2011,05:34)
It makes me wonder who God might pray to when traffic on the Etherial Net gets too heavy - "???? save me from all these idiot prayer requests!  What, do they think I'm mortal or something?  I'm omniscient, for my sake!  I know what they're going to think before the thought has even popped into their little pea-brains.  I sure as The Other Place don't need them hogging bandwidth yapping about it the whole time!"

If there is a God S/He must feel like a damn gumball machine! ;)

"Earth? Oh, right, that's where they go to church every Sunday, beggin' and prayin'... day off, my ass."  -- God according to Carlin.

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