Joined: June 2006
The main reason my main squeeze refuses to even consider marriage; predictable results from her last experiment with that institution. Bless her horny little heart.
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|if you are looking callously use the other hand. or some lotion|
Aw, c'mon, now. Louis doesn't need to use that stuff. He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.
Erm, as you were...
That's what married means. You sleep together, but you can't get none.
"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory
"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night." Joe G