Amadan

Posts: 1334 Joined: Jan. 2007
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This is a marvellous idea. I think we should extend it to funerals. A bright business opportunity beckons in the provision of:
- Insta-Sniff pre-soggied tissues so that absent relatives don’t have to come hundreds of miles to generate their own
- Mumbled Platitude Tokens to be sent to the relict (premium tokens count for a fleeting handshake as well!)
- Web-based software allowing family members not present to bitch about the deceased (oh, I see Facebook got there already)
- Proxy-pigs, who will eat all food in the deceased’s family’s house so you don’t have to!
Next: The BRIS FINE…
-------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye 4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.
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