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  Topic: Joe G.'s Tardgasm, How long can it last?< Next Oldest | Next Newest >  

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(Permalink) Posted: April 13 2012,08:33   

Quote (OgreMkV @ April 13 2012,16:02)
Quote (olegt @ April 13 2012,07:48)
Joe demonstrates his awesome knowledge of orbital mechanics:

Joe: I understand orbital mechanics. And YOU cannot demonstrate the orbital mechanics of a universe with one star and one planet/ moon system.

me: No, you donít. You donít even know that a single planet can have a stable orbit around a star.

Joe: Wrong again, oleg. YOU canít even keep the context straight. BTW I never said that a single planet cannot have a stable orbit around a star- never.

me: Yes, you did. You kept asking silly questions like this: "How does it stay away, oleg? Remember there is only that system in the entire universe."

Joe: Oleg- CONTEXT is everything- I was talking about a one star universe- one star with one planet/ moon system.

me: Yes, thatís precisely the system that is stable and does not require any support from outside.

Joe: So you say yet cannot demonstrate.

me: Of course I can. It was first demonstrated by Newton, who derived Keplerís laws from Newtonian mechanics and the law of gravity. It has been textbook stuff for centuries. And you are blissfully unaware of it. Case closed.

Joe: No you canít, Newton never dealt with a one star universe- you are a liar.

me: That is precisely what Newton did. He considered a single star with a single planet orbiting it. That is known as the Kepler problem in mechanics.

Joe: No, Newton did NOT deal with a ONE STAR UNIVERSE- a one star system, but NOT a ONE STAR UNIVERSE.


GO ahead, ask Joe to determine the answer to an 8 body orbit question. †Watch him RUN away

I'm sure Joe can remember the time when he at his 8th Birthday his Mom organised a short bus with his 8 friends in pajamas who pretended they were plants.....erm planets.

There was Joeseph who pretended to be planet Elvis, Jo who pretended to be planet Face like a Slapped Arse, Josephene who pretended to be planet Uranus, Giuseppe
who sold drugs in planet Napoli but star gazed, Joe who was a singer at planet Woodstock......need I go on?

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