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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,12:10   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 02 2010,17:02)

My offer of acting and improvisation classes is still open.


Can you include washing and basic personal hygeine classes. Poochie smells. Basic literacy skills might help poor wickle poochie too. It seems to be very confused and it clearly can't understand anything.

Also, whilst I'm no product of Miss Manners' School for Not Using the Sweary Words, the little mutt can only use the word "asshole". I'm not sure if he is advocating a particular sexual preference or commenting on his own aroma, but we'd all be very grateful if you could expand his vocabulary too.

I know this is a lot of work for one person to accomplish, you will be more than compensated for your efforts from the Evil Atheist Conspiracy* Church Burning Ebola Boy Relief Fund.


*Does. Not. Exist. Helicopters. Black. Vehicles. Your location. Now. Memory. Gone.


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