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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,10:39   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2008,09:05)
thanks!  I am a mean mannish boy for shore.  31 seems old to me.  I wonder if I can drink 31 beers today....

I plan to celebrate by taking one day to not be an atheist on such a daily basis and I have decided to be a strong agnostic instead.  

So that means I can no longer justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing*, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, goat-fornicating**, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying, "There Is No God So Who The Fuck Cares?"

No, not today.  

Today, I will justify my puppy beating, granny humping, baby-head-bashing-against-the-stones-ing***, god-loathing, sin-loving, fundy-thumping, dosing-nursing-home-patients-with-LSD-ing, church-burning, liberalizing, non-idolatrizing, animalia-fornicating****, baby-jesus-scorning, non-holding-the-door-opening-for-hunchback-old-ladies-ing, Young-Life-crashing-teenager-deconverting, devil-worshipping onanism by saying "I Really Can't Be Bothered To Give a Fuck Whether Or Not There Is A God, So Who The Fuck Cares".

Thanks FtK!!!  And the rest of you'ns.

*  I was just doing what Psalms 129 said to do, sheesh.
**  Rich, if I call you a goat before I have my way with you does this keep me in the clear on this one?
*** See *.
**** Added to cover Rich, Ftk Sal and Louis.  Since it's my birthday I get to direct.  Bring in the live geese!

Copy cat.  

That's exactly* how I celebrated my 31st Birthday!**

*except for the geese.

** and the 72 virgins

*** Ha Ha just kidding!  There were only 10, 5,2
1 virgin, but I got to 3rd base....

Happy Fucking Birfday my man.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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