Erasmus, FCD
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Joined: June 2007
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| Quote (Louis @ Jan. 31 2008,08:10) | | Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 31 2008,13:53) | whatever louis. i bet you had to go to reading out in the trailers behind the cafeteria. in eighth grade.
autodactyl knob-polishing.
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Is you insinuating by that use of an obscure colloquialism that I was somehow "special"?
If so: fuck off!
If not: fuck off!
If anything else: fuck off!
There we go! All bases covered.
Louis
P.S. You know it's witty when it contains the words "fuck off". I read that in a book. "Spot and the Art of Profane Witticisms" IIRC.
P.P.S. Anyway, when I was at school I was an automaticscrewdriver with a QI of somewhere westsouthwesterly of 360 degrees. Women's pelvises literally explode when they see me, so desperate are they to walk past even one of my mighty sperm and I don't "do" Eskimos. I weigh in at somewhere to the right hand side of 40000000lbs of solid muscle and can bench press a banana plantation without sweating or farting. I have 1800 rabid Rottweilers, all called Tyson, who are trained to savage anyone of a scientific bent on sight and my house is surrounded by a very large ha-ha filled with spikes and ebola tipped spears made of pure anthrax. The entire US military's gun budget pays for my weekly use of bullets, so if you come to my house you better be waving a white flag and sucking off a tarantula or I will vaporise you. The Darwinismusmaterialismerisation is false and doesn't allow Marines to do science. If you disagree with me I will report you to Homeland Security and the IRS and I know George Bush personally as I currently have him hiding in my rectum. So there.
P.P.P.S. I have not editted this message in any way out of spite. |
I nominate you for Post Of The Weak! Glorious, my dainty manicured friend!
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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK
Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG
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I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles
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